Alien 3These things are tough as molted steel.
THE DEVIL’S OWN, A.K.A, THE WITCHES (1966)It might just be in her head.OrStrange dance performance livens up the conclusion.
HORROR HOTEL, A.K.A, CITY OF THE DEAD (1960) Fog machines almost become the main star.
NIGHT OF DARK SHADOWS (1971, dir. Dan Curtis)A witch’s revenge never has any peace.
Love this one.... !
All the boys love Mandy Lane (2006)They Shouldn’t. Mandy’s love is more platonic.
INHUMAN KISS (2019, dir. Sitisiri Mongkolsiri)Star-krasue lovers: he’s in over her head.
Tales From the Crypt: Demon Knight (1995)Remember pelvic lightning bolt? Yep, still there!
SPLIT SECOND (1992) Rutger Hauer’s cigar wins Best Supporting Oscar.
Kim Catrell, Star Trek 6 hair. YEAH!
THE STUFF (1985):Great use of extra Stay Puft goop.
Alien (1979, Ridley Scott)No surprise, this movie is freaken perfect
OrMaybe count your xenomorphs before they hatch
Cult of Chucky (2017)Realizing Double-Stuf Dourif is a kink
Candyman (1992)Don't repeat names in mirrors. Common sense...
Rosemary's Baby (1968, Roman Polanski)Satanic Cults, the smart option for retirementOrScrabble musings - the orginal 7 Word Review
Could write essay on Ruth Gordan's wardrobeOhhhhh, so that is how gatekeeping works.Sorry, I have a lot of thoughts on this movie.
It Came From OuterSpace (1953)Aliens aren't scary, Joshua trees are terrifying.
Joker (2019)Ha ha. Aaaah! Aaaaaaah! Villain we deserve?
Sequence Break (2017)Cronenberg's lovechild: no game, but repairs them.
The Dorm That Dripped Blood (1982)Final girl's hopes go up in smoke.
Graduation Day (1981)Jesus Christ, Vanna. You get an F.
Sleepy Hollow (1999)Before Johnny Depp based roles on hats
Monster Madness: The Golden Age of the Horror Film (2014, dir. Jeff Herberger)Peter Lorre IS the menacing metal hands?
The Black Cat (1981, dir. Lucio Fulci)Best argument in cats versus dogs debate.
Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers (1988, dir. Michael A. Simpson)Makes me miss Felissa Rose's huge dong.
What we do in the shadows (2014)We all could use a good Stu.
Friday the 13th Part IIIThere's no way history's gonna repeat itself...
Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation (1994, dir. Kim Henkel)Is this part of McConaughey's son's simulation?
Insidious: The Last Key (2018)Lin Shaye and her weird, rapey sidekicks.
MANDY (2018) Nicolas Cage featured in CROW / HELLRAISER reboot!
The Gravedancers (2006, dir. Mike Mendez)Couldn't have happened in town from Footloose.
Texas Chainsaw 3D (2013)In Texas they toast, "To the Queen"?
The Poughkeepsie Tapes (2007)Compelling found footage-but a tough watch.
Belzebuth (2017)Face tattoos not good look on priest
Night of the Living Dead (1968)The Venus probe is nothing. FAKE NEWS!
Angst (1983)That was fucking disturbing. Sausage without sauerkraut?
Tales from the Crypt: Demon Night (1995)I would go out like Uncle Willy.
Messiah of Evil (1973, dir. Willard Huyck, Gloria Katz) Seaside town deals with zombiefrication’s after affects.
Don’t Look in the Basement (1973, dir S.F. Brownrigg)The sitar cues mean you are dead.
Vampire's Kiss (1988)Nicolas Cage in "HR Violation: The Movie"
In the Tall Grass (2019, dir. Vincenzo Natali)Interesting premise. Wonder who...? Oh. King. Figures.
Ain’t that the damn truth?
Shadow of the Vampire (2000)Only time Willem Dafoe's acted without makeup.
78/52 (2017)Great scene, great movie, gets great documentary
Child’s Play 2019: Chucky got ugly, Best product launch ever!
House III: The Horror Show (1989)Lance Henriksen fights electricity, son gets fatter.
"Hereditary" (2018) & "Midsommar" (2019)Ari Aster wants to hatefuck human heads.
House (1986, dir. Steve Miner)Ding-dong! You're dead. Kidding! It's pizza.
Killing Ground (2016) : Wait. What day is it NOW?
In the Tall Grass (2019). Brought to you by the GOT cinematographers.
THE EYE (2008) Jessica EYElba! (Sorry. Been a long day.)
The Tingler (1959)That thing is really disgusting until today.
Count Yorga, Vampire (1970, dir. Bob Kelljan)Today's favorite phrase: "miasma of putrid decay".
10 Cloverfield Lane (2016)Ending would've been better without the aliens.
Halloween (2018) Which feature do you highlight on Zillow?
The Furies (2019)Real missed opportunity for some pirate eyewear.
THE FLESH AND THE FIENDS (1960) Excuse me, but your hippocampus is showing.
Monster Party (2018, dir. Chris Von Hoffman)Look how clever I am! Love me!ORRobin Tunney is too good for this.
Dog Soldiers (2002)The absolute best werewolf movie. Fight me.
Drag Me to Hell (2009) Dir. Sam RaimiInspiring story about girl buying new coat.
One Cut of the Dead (2017)Like Noises Off but with zombies. Awesome!
TALES OF HALLOWEEN (2017):Made me wanna watch GREMLINS. That weird?
Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981)Vickie is an imp wearing angels wings.
Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981)Vickie is grande. But Terry? Woah Man.
Me up too late (2019)I need an edit key. damn extra e
Joker (2019)...the feel bad movie of the year...
The Furies (2019; dir: Tony D'Aquino)Replace killers with spiders and that's Australia.
The Ruins(2008) Nothing a little Round Up couldn't fix.
HAXANWe're just gonna ignore that devil baby?
ABSURD (1981) Got genetic supersoldier problems? Call a priest!
Disturbing Behavior (1998)The song in the trailer was awesome!
Near Dark (1987) Pasdar trades down from Thomerson to Wright.
We Are Still Here (2015)So many layers of plot...and blood!
Goosebumps 2 (2018)My kids pick for scary movie challenge.
Evil Dead (2013, dir. Fede Alvarez)So much fucking hand and arm trauma.
Nailed it!
Creature from the black lagoon (1954)The Gillman just wants someone to love.
Vamp (1985)Strippers treat customers like pieces of meat
There's Nothing Out There! (1991)Practical monster effects earn lots of goodwill.
Vamp (1985)Albino Billy Drago and Besson's Leeloo inspiration.
Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer (2007)Best viewed with poutine and several Molsons.
Videodrome (1983)Chaybee probably has a chest cavity VCR.
The Furies (2019) Dir. Tony D'Aquinoand I'm gonna take your face.......off.
Dread (2009; dir: Anthony DiBlasi):The reshoot wig gives the worst performance.
Night of the Demons (1988, dir. Kevin S. Tenney)Someone please buy Suzie a makeup case.
Evil Dead (2013)Shopping List: blood, chainsaw, Blood, nails, BLOOD!!!!
Night of the Demons (1988, dir. Kevin S. Tenney) Horror movies need more extended dance sequences.
The FuriesI can handle anything except eye trauma.
Friday the 13th Part 5: A New BeginningDon’t mind Roy over there. He’s insignificant.
The Loved Ones (Sean Byrne, 2009)Does this wanna be fun or grimy?
The Thing (1982)They could've used Rick Dalton flamethrower reinforcement.
Alien 3
ReplyDeleteThese things are tough as molted steel.
THE DEVIL’S OWN, A.K.A, THE WITCHES (1966)
ReplyDeleteIt might just be in her head.
Or
Strange dance performance livens up the conclusion.
HORROR HOTEL, A.K.A, CITY OF THE DEAD (1960)
ReplyDeleteFog machines almost become the main star.
NIGHT OF DARK SHADOWS (1971, dir. Dan Curtis)
ReplyDeleteA witch’s revenge never has any peace.
Love this one.... !
DeleteAll the boys love Mandy Lane (2006)
ReplyDeleteThey Shouldn’t. Mandy’s love is more platonic.
INHUMAN KISS (2019, dir. Sitisiri Mongkolsiri)
ReplyDeleteStar-krasue lovers: he’s in over her head.
Tales From the Crypt: Demon Knight (1995)
ReplyDeleteRemember pelvic lightning bolt? Yep, still there!
SPLIT SECOND (1992)
ReplyDeleteRutger Hauer’s cigar wins Best Supporting Oscar.
Kim Catrell, Star Trek 6 hair. YEAH!
DeleteTHE STUFF (1985):
ReplyDeleteGreat use of extra Stay Puft goop.
Alien (1979, Ridley Scott)
ReplyDeleteNo surprise, this movie is freaken perfect
Or
DeleteMaybe count your xenomorphs before they hatch
Cult of Chucky (2017)
ReplyDeleteRealizing Double-Stuf Dourif is a kink
Candyman (1992)
ReplyDeleteDon't repeat names in mirrors. Common sense...
Rosemary's Baby (1968, Roman Polanski)
ReplyDeleteSatanic Cults, the smart option for retirement
Or
Scrabble musings - the orginal 7 Word Review
Could write essay on Ruth Gordan's wardrobe
DeleteOhhhhh, so that is how gatekeeping works.
Sorry, I have a lot of thoughts on this movie.
It Came From OuterSpace (1953)
ReplyDeleteAliens aren't scary, Joshua trees are terrifying.
Joker (2019)
ReplyDeleteHa ha. Aaaah! Aaaaaaah! Villain we deserve?
Sequence Break (2017)
ReplyDeleteCronenberg's lovechild: no game, but repairs them.
The Dorm That Dripped Blood (1982)
ReplyDeleteFinal girl's hopes go up in smoke.
Graduation Day (1981)
ReplyDeleteJesus Christ, Vanna. You get an F.
Sleepy Hollow (1999)
ReplyDeleteBefore Johnny Depp based roles on hats
Monster Madness: The Golden Age of the Horror Film (2014, dir. Jeff Herberger)
ReplyDeletePeter Lorre IS the menacing metal hands?
The Black Cat (1981, dir. Lucio Fulci)
ReplyDeleteBest argument in cats versus dogs debate.
Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers (1988, dir. Michael A. Simpson)
ReplyDeleteMakes me miss Felissa Rose's huge dong.
What we do in the shadows (2014)
ReplyDeleteWe all could use a good Stu.
Friday the 13th Part III
ReplyDeleteThere's no way history's gonna repeat itself...
Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation (1994, dir. Kim Henkel)
ReplyDeleteIs this part of McConaughey's son's simulation?
Insidious: The Last Key (2018)
ReplyDeleteLin Shaye and her weird, rapey sidekicks.
MANDY (2018)
ReplyDeleteNicolas Cage featured in CROW / HELLRAISER reboot!
The Gravedancers (2006, dir. Mike Mendez)
ReplyDeleteCouldn't have happened in town from Footloose.
Texas Chainsaw 3D (2013)
ReplyDeleteIn Texas they toast, "To the Queen"?
The Poughkeepsie Tapes (2007)
ReplyDeleteCompelling found footage-but a tough watch.
Belzebuth (2017)
ReplyDeleteFace tattoos not good look on priest
Night of the Living Dead (1968)
ReplyDeleteThe Venus probe is nothing. FAKE NEWS!
Angst (1983)
ReplyDeleteThat was fucking disturbing. Sausage without sauerkraut?
Tales from the Crypt: Demon Night (1995)
ReplyDeleteI would go out like Uncle Willy.
Messiah of Evil (1973, dir. Willard Huyck, Gloria Katz)
ReplyDeleteSeaside town deals with zombiefrication’s after affects.
Don’t Look in the Basement (1973, dir S.F. Brownrigg)
ReplyDeleteThe sitar cues mean you are dead.
Vampire's Kiss (1988)
ReplyDeleteNicolas Cage in "HR Violation: The Movie"
In the Tall Grass (2019, dir. Vincenzo Natali)
ReplyDeleteInteresting premise. Wonder who...? Oh. King. Figures.
Ain’t that the damn truth?
DeleteShadow of the Vampire (2000)
ReplyDeleteOnly time Willem Dafoe's acted without makeup.
78/52 (2017)
ReplyDeleteGreat scene, great movie, gets great documentary
Child’s Play 2019: Chucky got ugly, Best product launch ever!
ReplyDeleteHouse III: The Horror Show (1989)
ReplyDeleteLance Henriksen fights electricity, son gets fatter.
"Hereditary" (2018) & "Midsommar" (2019)
ReplyDeleteAri Aster wants to hatefuck human heads.
House (1986, dir. Steve Miner)
ReplyDeleteDing-dong! You're dead. Kidding! It's pizza.
Killing Ground (2016) : Wait. What day is it NOW?
ReplyDeleteIn the Tall Grass (2019). Brought to you by the GOT cinematographers.
ReplyDeleteTHE EYE (2008)
ReplyDeleteJessica EYElba! (Sorry. Been a long day.)
The Tingler (1959)
ReplyDeleteThat thing is really disgusting until today.
Count Yorga, Vampire (1970, dir. Bob Kelljan)
ReplyDeleteToday's favorite phrase: "miasma of putrid decay".
10 Cloverfield Lane (2016)
ReplyDeleteEnding would've been better without the aliens.
Halloween (2018)
ReplyDeleteWhich feature do you highlight on Zillow?
The Furies (2019)
ReplyDeleteReal missed opportunity for some pirate eyewear.
THE FLESH AND THE FIENDS (1960)
ReplyDeleteExcuse me, but your hippocampus is showing.
Monster Party (2018, dir. Chris Von Hoffman)
ReplyDeleteLook how clever I am! Love me!
OR
Robin Tunney is too good for this.
Dog Soldiers (2002)
ReplyDeleteThe absolute best werewolf movie. Fight me.
Drag Me to Hell (2009) Dir. Sam Raimi
ReplyDeleteInspiring story about girl buying new coat.
One Cut of the Dead (2017)
ReplyDeleteLike Noises Off but with zombies. Awesome!
TALES OF HALLOWEEN (2017):
ReplyDeleteMade me wanna watch GREMLINS. That weird?
Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981)
ReplyDeleteVickie is an imp wearing angels wings.
Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981)
DeleteVickie is grande. But Terry? Woah Man.
Me up too late (2019)
DeleteI need an edit key. damn extra e
Joker (2019)
ReplyDelete...the feel bad movie of the year...
The Furies (2019; dir: Tony D'Aquino)
ReplyDeleteReplace killers with spiders and that's Australia.
The Ruins(2008) Nothing a little Round Up couldn't fix.
ReplyDeleteHAXAN
ReplyDeleteWe're just gonna ignore that devil baby?
ABSURD (1981)
ReplyDeleteGot genetic supersoldier problems? Call a priest!
Disturbing Behavior (1998)
ReplyDeleteThe song in the trailer was awesome!
Near Dark (1987)
ReplyDeletePasdar trades down from Thomerson to Wright.
We Are Still Here (2015)
ReplyDeleteSo many layers of plot...and blood!
Goosebumps 2 (2018)
ReplyDeleteMy kids pick for scary movie challenge.
Evil Dead (2013, dir. Fede Alvarez)
ReplyDeleteSo much fucking hand and arm trauma.
Nailed it!
DeleteCreature from the black lagoon (1954)
ReplyDeleteThe Gillman just wants someone to love.
Vamp (1985)
ReplyDeleteStrippers treat customers like pieces of meat
There's Nothing Out There! (1991)
ReplyDeletePractical monster effects earn lots of goodwill.
Vamp (1985)
ReplyDeleteAlbino Billy Drago and Besson's Leeloo inspiration.
Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer (2007)
ReplyDeleteBest viewed with poutine and several Molsons.
Videodrome (1983)
ReplyDeleteChaybee probably has a chest cavity VCR.
The Furies (2019) Dir. Tony D'Aquino
ReplyDeleteand I'm gonna take your face.......off.
Dread (2009; dir: Anthony DiBlasi):
ReplyDeleteThe reshoot wig gives the worst performance.
Night of the Demons (1988, dir. Kevin S. Tenney)
ReplyDeleteSomeone please buy Suzie a makeup case.
Evil Dead (2013)
ReplyDeleteShopping List: blood, chainsaw, Blood, nails, BLOOD!!!!
Night of the Demons (1988, dir. Kevin S. Tenney)
ReplyDeleteHorror movies need more extended dance sequences.
The Furies
ReplyDeleteI can handle anything except eye trauma.
Friday the 13th Part 5: A New Beginning
ReplyDeleteDon’t mind Roy over there. He’s insignificant.
The Loved Ones (Sean Byrne, 2009)
ReplyDeleteDoes this wanna be fun or grimy?
The Thing (1982)
ReplyDeleteThey could've used Rick Dalton flamethrower reinforcement.