Alien 3These things are tough as molted steel.
THE DEVIL’S OWN, A.K.A, THE WITCHES (1966)It might just be in her head.OrStrange dance performance livens up the conclusion.
HORROR HOTEL, A.K.A, CITY OF THE DEAD (1960) Fog machines almost become the main star.
NIGHT OF DARK SHADOWS (1971, dir. Dan Curtis)A witch’s revenge never has any peace.
Love this one.... !
All the boys love Mandy Lane (2006)They Shouldn’t. Mandy’s love is more platonic.
INHUMAN KISS (2019, dir. Sitisiri Mongkolsiri)Star-krasue lovers: he’s in over her head.
Tales From the Crypt: Demon Knight (1995)Remember pelvic lightning bolt? Yep, still there!
SPLIT SECOND (1992) Rutger Hauer’s cigar wins Best Supporting Oscar.
Kim Catrell, Star Trek 6 hair. YEAH!
THE STUFF (1985):Great use of extra Stay Puft goop.
Alien (1979, Ridley Scott)No surprise, this movie is freaken perfect
OrMaybe count your xenomorphs before they hatch
Cult of Chucky (2017)Realizing Double-Stuf Dourif is a kink
Candyman (1992)Don't repeat names in mirrors. Common sense...
Rosemary's Baby (1968, Roman Polanski)Satanic Cults, the smart option for retirementOrScrabble musings - the orginal 7 Word Review
Could write essay on Ruth Gordan's wardrobeOhhhhh, so that is how gatekeeping works.Sorry, I have a lot of thoughts on this movie.
It Came From OuterSpace (1953)Aliens aren't scary, Joshua trees are terrifying.
Joker (2019)Ha ha. Aaaah! Aaaaaaah! Villain we deserve?
Sequence Break (2017)Cronenberg's lovechild: no game, but repairs them.
The Dorm That Dripped Blood (1982)Final girl's hopes go up in smoke.
Graduation Day (1981)Jesus Christ, Vanna. You get an F.
Sleepy Hollow (1999)Before Johnny Depp based roles on hats
Monster Madness: The Golden Age of the Horror Film (2014, dir. Jeff Herberger)Peter Lorre IS the menacing metal hands?
The Black Cat (1981, dir. Lucio Fulci)Best argument in cats versus dogs debate.
Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers (1988, dir. Michael A. Simpson)Makes me miss Felissa Rose's huge dong.
What we do in the shadows (2014)We all could use a good Stu.
Friday the 13th Part IIIThere's no way history's gonna repeat itself...
Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation (1994, dir. Kim Henkel)Is this part of McConaughey's son's simulation?
Insidious: The Last Key (2018)Lin Shaye and her weird, rapey sidekicks.
MANDY (2018) Nicolas Cage featured in CROW / HELLRAISER reboot!
The Gravedancers (2006, dir. Mike Mendez)Couldn't have happened in town from Footloose.
Texas Chainsaw 3D (2013)In Texas they toast, "To the Queen"?
The Poughkeepsie Tapes (2007)Compelling found footage-but a tough watch.
Belzebuth (2017)Face tattoos not good look on priest
Night of the Living Dead (1968)The Venus probe is nothing. FAKE NEWS!
Angst (1983)That was fucking disturbing. Sausage without sauerkraut?
Tales from the Crypt: Demon Night (1995)I would go out like Uncle Willy.
Messiah of Evil (1973, dir. Willard Huyck, Gloria Katz) Seaside town deals with zombiefrication’s after affects.
Don’t Look in the Basement (1973, dir S.F. Brownrigg)The sitar cues mean you are dead.
Vampire's Kiss (1988)Nicolas Cage in "HR Violation: The Movie"
In the Tall Grass (2019, dir. Vincenzo Natali)Interesting premise. Wonder who...? Oh. King. Figures.
Ain’t that the damn truth?
Shadow of the Vampire (2000)Only time Willem Dafoe's acted without makeup.
78/52 (2017)Great scene, great movie, gets great documentary
Child’s Play 2019: Chucky got ugly, Best product launch ever!
House III: The Horror Show (1989)Lance Henriksen fights electricity, son gets fatter.
"Hereditary" (2018) & "Midsommar" (2019)Ari Aster wants to hatefuck human heads.
House (1986, dir. Steve Miner)Ding-dong! You're dead. Kidding! It's pizza.
Killing Ground (2016) : Wait. What day is it NOW?
In the Tall Grass (2019). Brought to you by the GOT cinematographers.
THE EYE (2008) Jessica EYElba! (Sorry. Been a long day.)
The Tingler (1959)That thing is really disgusting until today.
Count Yorga, Vampire (1970, dir. Bob Kelljan)Today's favorite phrase: "miasma of putrid decay".
10 Cloverfield Lane (2016)Ending would've been better without the aliens.
Halloween (2018) Which feature do you highlight on Zillow?
The Furies (2019)Real missed opportunity for some pirate eyewear.
THE FLESH AND THE FIENDS (1960) Excuse me, but your hippocampus is showing.
Monster Party (2018, dir. Chris Von Hoffman)Look how clever I am! Love me!ORRobin Tunney is too good for this.
Dog Soldiers (2002)The absolute best werewolf movie. Fight me.
Drag Me to Hell (2009) Dir. Sam RaimiInspiring story about girl buying new coat.
One Cut of the Dead (2017)Like Noises Off but with zombies. Awesome!
TALES OF HALLOWEEN (2017):Made me wanna watch GREMLINS. That weird?
Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981)Vickie is an imp wearing angels wings.
Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981)Vickie is grande. But Terry? Woah Man.
Me up too late (2019)I need an edit key. damn extra e
Joker (2019)...the feel bad movie of the year...
The Furies (2019; dir: Tony D'Aquino)Replace killers with spiders and that's Australia.
The Ruins(2008) Nothing a little Round Up couldn't fix.
HAXANWe're just gonna ignore that devil baby?
ABSURD (1981) Got genetic supersoldier problems? Call a priest!
Disturbing Behavior (1998)The song in the trailer was awesome!
Near Dark (1987) Pasdar trades down from Thomerson to Wright.
We Are Still Here (2015)So many layers of plot...and blood!
Goosebumps 2 (2018)My kids pick for scary movie challenge.
Evil Dead (2013, dir. Fede Alvarez)So much fucking hand and arm trauma.
Creature from the black lagoon (1954)The Gillman just wants someone to love.
Vamp (1985)Strippers treat customers like pieces of meat
There's Nothing Out There! (1991)Practical monster effects earn lots of goodwill.
Vamp (1985)Albino Billy Drago and Besson's Leeloo inspiration.
Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer (2007)Best viewed with poutine and several Molsons.
Videodrome (1983)Chaybee probably has a chest cavity VCR.
The Furies (2019) Dir. Tony D'Aquinoand I'm gonna take your face.......off.
Dread (2009; dir: Anthony DiBlasi):The reshoot wig gives the worst performance.
Night of the Demons (1988, dir. Kevin S. Tenney)Someone please buy Suzie a makeup case.
Evil Dead (2013)Shopping List: blood, chainsaw, Blood, nails, BLOOD!!!!
Night of the Demons (1988, dir. Kevin S. Tenney) Horror movies need more extended dance sequences.
The FuriesI can handle anything except eye trauma.
Friday the 13th Part 5: A New BeginningDon’t mind Roy over there. He’s insignificant.
The Loved Ones (Sean Byrne, 2009)Does this wanna be fun or grimy?
The Thing (1982)They could've used Rick Dalton flamethrower reinforcement.