Pieces Chinese delivered my Chop Suey late,BASTARDS!
"Ravenous" (1999, Dir. Antonia Bird)The soundtrack is kind of a Blur.
...it’s funny because it’s true...
Joker (2019)Wukkine Phoenix is excellent as The Wukker
The Cabin in the Woods (2012, dir. Drew Goddard)Everybody knows you can't trust the Swedes.
Itsy Bitsy (2019)Concept so old they used stop motion.orArachnophobia without the joy and John Goodman.
All The Colors of the Dark (1972, Sergio Martino)Cult Leader has solid jazz hand action
NIGHT SCHOOL (1981) Is the head in the meat stew?OrA literal headhunter in Boston; quite fun.
MANDY (2018) dir.Panos CosmatosBecause Apocalypse Demon Biker Coke.That's why.
Army of Darkness (1992)Medieval undead undone by boomstick toting Ash.
Sleepaway Camp (1983, Robert Hiltzik)Angela wasn't the biggest dick at camp
TERROR TRAIN (1981) Where’s Tulip, One-One when you need them?
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003, dir. Marcus Nispel)What the original lacked: a skin disease.
The Furies (2019)It's a tale as old as time
In the Tall Grass (2019)Spoiler: Not a single velociraptor in there
Shock Waves 1977 doubt this is based on true story
Unfriended: Dark Web (2018)Omnipotent hackers less believable than cyber ghosts.
TAMARA (2005) I know what witchcraft did last summer.
Poltergeist (1982)Move the Headstones. Move the bodies. sheesh.
Videodrome (1983)Whats James doing to the that television?
Night of the Creeps(1987)Flamethrower? Cool. But did you try salt?
Fear Dot ComStephen Dorffs in Blade. Watch that instead.
Tales from the Hood (1995)Spun Sinner Seeking Salvation Sights Several Spectors
The Hills Have Eyes (1977)Suburban Nixon voters meet Mad Max cosplayersorCut your losses on this baby already
We Are Still Here (2015)Socks, the cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast
PHANTOM OF THE PARADISE (1974) A true prequel to ROCKY HORROR SHOW!
In the Tall Grass (2019)Call 911? Nope, call The Lawnmower Man!
Cat People (1942)Gift a cat on the second date!?
Cat People (1942, dir. Jacques Tournier)The most anti-cat movie I've ever seen.
The director name is Jacques Tourneur
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986) Dir. Tobe HooperUnderground lair complete with illuminated exit signage.
Return of the Living Dead (1985)Taking trioxin topically since they banned vaping
Dreamscape (1984, dir. Joseph Ruben)Inception + snake man + von Sydow = 80's gold.
The Conjuring (2013, dir. James Wan),Sideburns and Collars are on the case
The Furies (2019, dir. Tony D'Aquino) Tell me more about this RotFace guy
House of Usher (1960)Aristocrat problems: My enormous house is evil.
House of 1000 Corpses (2003)Bummer Spaulding's store went out of business.
Hagazussa (2017)Accents easier to understand than The Witch
Unfriended Dark Web (2018)If its not yours leave it alone.
The Furies (2019)No grandma Barbara Stanwicks not in this
Friday the 13: A New BeginningThe one with the awesome dance moves
Vampire Circus (1972)Vampire Circuses: Nature's best revenge death curse.
Don't Knock Twice (2016): Interrogation like that is simply not cricket.
The Witch (2015)Teenage girl the scapegoat for family's ruin
Midnight Meat Train (2008)Moooo-ve over Hellraiser, Clive has new beef.
House on Haunted Hill (1959, dir. William Castle)Precisely why I don’t take acid baths.
The Hamiltons (2006, dir. The Butcher Brothers)Is this the best Butcher Brothers movie?
Cannibal Holocaust (1980)Shock Waves 100 steered me wrong here.
The Funhouse (1981)Guess she should have seen that cumming.
Uninvited (1988)I'm on the cat's side in this.
Kwaidan (1964)Can you be equally mesmerized and restless?
There is a meditative quality to Kwaidan that I can see being off-putting if you are not expecting it, especially during the Hoichi sequence. That aspect of the film is, for me, one the most enjoyable elements of it.
I liked the movie overall. The Hoichi sequence especially.
Body Count (1986, dir. Ruggero Deodato)Sid is so much worse than Shelly.
Piercing (2018, dir. Nicolas Pesce)Sole redeeming quality: Goblin on the soundtrack.
Intruder (1989)I'm afraid that those weren't pig's feet.
In the Tall GrassThe moral: Roundup is doing God's work
The Ghost Ship (1943; dir: Mark Robson)Because The Authority Ship isn't as catchy.
Hellraiser: Bloodline (1996)Alan Smithee directed the hell outta this.
Maniac (1980) Dir. William LustigCertainly, Caroline Munro can do much better.
Sinister (2012)Pretentious demon records gruesome murders on film
Lost After Dark (2014)Teens are stalked by a Geico caveman.
Sleepwalkers (1992)Pissed this wasn't Mark Hamill cop movie.
I, Madman (1989)Thoroughly charmed by stop motion jackal boy.
Shining (1980 - Stanley Kubrick)That new icy sculpture scares the guests.
DEMONICA (2014) There’s such a thing as too retro.
Cheerleader Camp (1988)Leif Garrett's mullet drives the cheerleaders wild.
Funny games (2007)It's kind of like funny games 1997
The Furies (2019)Where are all the sexy animal costumes?
Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)Aktins slays ladies, robots and lady robots.
The Son of Doctor JekyllSon follows fathers footsteps and beverage choices
Jason X (2001)Space Marines and Jason. Why the hate?
E.T. THE EXTRA TERRESTRIAL (1982):I’m counting it. It still terrifies me.
The Wolf Man (1941, George Waggner)No jokes, just a true Universal classic.
Girls with Balls (2018)As a director, Olivier Afonso is raw.
The Ring (2002, dir. Gore Verbinski)Death -- the only drawback to physical media
Splice (2009)Scientists concluded that creature got The Pianist.
A Quiet Place (2018)Ham radio useful for more than truckin'.
Son of Dr. Jekyll (1951)Completely different movie then what I expected.
A Jekyll shows up. Where is Hyde?
The Ambulance (1990)Possibly my favorite Marvel movie. Thanks, Larry!
Dead & Buried (1981) Grandpa Joe and the sexy zombie factory
Q THE WINGED SERPENT (1982) Came for Carradine, Roundtree. Stayed for Moriarty.
Night of the Demons (1988)This YouTube makeup tutorial lost me, eventually
The Gate (1987)Just fucking call mom and dad already!
It Comes At Night (2017)It comes, it corrupts, and it ends.
Pitch Black (2000)Riddick rules. Radha's luminous. Cole Hauser's AAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!
Return of the Living Dead (1985)Punk rock skeletons should've started a band.
Us (2019)Thankfully, shadow of me wouldn't be threatening.
US(2019) A detailed reflective, retrospective, on retroactive duplicity.
Dead Heat (1986)A walking corpse is Piscopo's premiere role.
The Exorcist (1973) Dir. William FriedkinForget the priest, send Reagan a chiropractor.
In The Tall Grass (2019; dir: Vincenzo Natali)How I feel at general admission concerts.
He Never Died (Jason Krawczyk, 2015)Henry Rollins is a vampire. 'Nuff said.
The Thing (1982) Moustache-less Brimley more unsettling than entire film.
The Cell (2000)Someone thought up that serial killer shit...
Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981)Classic "I'm your mommy kneel down" trick
3 From Hell (2019)Unnecessary (I don't need the other six)
Cannibal Holocaust (1980, dir Ruggero Deodato)well shit, i can't fap to this.
Horror Express (1972)Watch for Savalas. Stay for the ending.
Jacob’s Ladder (1990)I agree postal service is really difficult.
Killer Clowns From Outer Space (1988)Lieutenant Clown set phaser to cotton candy.
Ravenous (1999) This frontiersmen needs a bit more salt.
Cemetery Man (1994, Michele Soavi)Proves that all Zombies wanted was love
Texas Chainsaw MassacreYou know, you get fries with that?
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)Think what their Thanksgiving must look like!
The Furies (2019)The reviews are right, this is good.