Saturday, October 5, 2019

2019 Scary Movie Challenge Day 5


108 comments:

  1. Pieces


    Chinese delivered my Chop Suey late,

    BASTARDS!

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  2. "Ravenous" (1999, Dir. Antonia Bird)

    The soundtrack is kind of a Blur.

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  3. Joker (2019)

    Wukkine Phoenix is excellent as The Wukker

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  4. The Cabin in the Woods (2012, dir. Drew Goddard)

    Everybody knows you can't trust the Swedes.

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  5. Itsy Bitsy (2019)

    Concept so old they used stop motion.
    or
    Arachnophobia without the joy and John Goodman.

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  6. All The Colors of the Dark (1972, Sergio Martino)

    Cult Leader has solid jazz hand action

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  7. NIGHT SCHOOL (1981)

    Is the head in the meat stew?
    Or
    A literal headhunter in Boston; quite fun.

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  8. MANDY (2018) dir.Panos Cosmatos

    Because Apocalypse Demon Biker Coke.
    That's why.

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  9. Army of Darkness (1992)

    Medieval undead undone by boomstick toting Ash.

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  10. Sleepaway Camp (1983, Robert Hiltzik)

    Angela wasn't the biggest dick at camp

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  11. TERROR TRAIN (1981)

    Where’s Tulip, One-One when you need them?

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  12. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003, dir. Marcus Nispel)

    What the original lacked: a skin disease.

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  13. The Furies (2019)

    It's a tale as old as time

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  14. In the Tall Grass (2019)

    Spoiler: Not a single velociraptor in there

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  15. Shock Waves 1977 doubt this is based on true story

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  16. Unfriended: Dark Web (2018)

    Omnipotent hackers less believable than cyber ghosts.

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  17. TAMARA (2005)

    I know what witchcraft did last summer.

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  18. Poltergeist (1982)
    Move the Headstones. Move the bodies. sheesh.

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  19. Videodrome (1983)
    Whats James doing to the that television?

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  20. Night of the Creeps(1987)

    Flamethrower? Cool. But did you try salt?

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  21. Fear Dot Com
    Stephen Dorffs in Blade. Watch that instead.

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  22. Tales from the Hood (1995)

    Spun Sinner Seeking Salvation Sights Several Spectors

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  23. The Hills Have Eyes (1977)

    Suburban Nixon voters meet Mad Max cosplayers

    or

    Cut your losses on this baby already

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  24. We Are Still Here (2015)

    Socks, the cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast

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  25. PHANTOM OF THE PARADISE (1974)

    A true prequel to ROCKY HORROR SHOW!

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  26. In the Tall Grass (2019)

    Call 911? Nope, call The Lawnmower Man!

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  27. Cat People (1942)

    Gift a cat on the second date!?

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  28. Cat People (1942, dir. Jacques Tournier)

    The most anti-cat movie I've ever seen.

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  29. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986) Dir. Tobe Hooper

    Underground lair complete with illuminated exit signage.

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  30. Return of the Living Dead (1985)

    Taking trioxin topically since they banned vaping

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  31. Dreamscape (1984, dir. Joseph Ruben)

    Inception + snake man + von Sydow = 80's gold.

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  32. The Conjuring (2013, dir. James Wan),

    Sideburns and Collars are on the case

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  33. The Furies (2019, dir. Tony D'Aquino)

    Tell me more about this RotFace guy

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  34. House of Usher (1960)

    Aristocrat problems: My enormous house is evil.

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  35. House of 1000 Corpses (2003)

    Bummer Spaulding's store went out of business.

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  36. Hagazussa (2017)

    Accents easier to understand than The Witch

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  37. Unfriended Dark Web (2018)

    If its not yours leave it alone.

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  38. The Furies (2019)

    No grandma Barbara Stanwicks not in this

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  39. Friday the 13: A New Beginning

    The one with the awesome dance moves

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  40. Vampire Circus (1972)

    Vampire Circuses: Nature's best revenge death curse.

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  41. Don't Knock Twice (2016):
    Interrogation like that is simply not cricket.

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  42. The Witch (2015)

    Teenage girl the scapegoat for family's ruin

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  43. Midnight Meat Train (2008)

    Moooo-ve over Hellraiser, Clive has new beef.

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  44. House on Haunted Hill (1959, dir. William Castle)

    Precisely why I don’t take acid baths.

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  45. The Hamiltons (2006, dir. The Butcher Brothers)

    Is this the best Butcher Brothers movie?

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  46. Cannibal Holocaust (1980)

    Shock Waves 100 steered me wrong here.

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  47. The Funhouse (1981)

    Guess she should have seen that cumming.

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  48. Uninvited (1988)

    I'm on the cat's side in this.

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  49. Kwaidan (1964)

    Can you be equally mesmerized and restless?

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    1. There is a meditative quality to Kwaidan that I can see being off-putting if you are not expecting it, especially during the Hoichi sequence. That aspect of the film is, for me, one the most enjoyable elements of it.

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    2. I liked the movie overall. The Hoichi sequence especially.

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  50. Body Count (1986, dir. Ruggero Deodato)

    Sid is so much worse than Shelly.

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  51. Piercing (2018, dir. Nicolas Pesce)

    Sole redeeming quality: Goblin on the soundtrack.

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  52. Intruder (1989)

    I'm afraid that those weren't pig's feet.

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  53. In the Tall Grass

    The moral: Roundup is doing God's work

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  54. The Ghost Ship (1943; dir: Mark Robson)

    Because The Authority Ship isn't as catchy.

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  55. Hellraiser: Bloodline (1996)

    Alan Smithee directed the hell outta this.

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  56. Maniac (1980) Dir. William Lustig

    Certainly, Caroline Munro can do much better.

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  57. Sinister (2012)

    Pretentious demon records gruesome murders on film

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  58. Lost After Dark (2014)

    Teens are stalked by a Geico caveman.

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  59. Sleepwalkers (1992)

    Pissed this wasn't Mark Hamill cop movie.

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  60. I, Madman (1989)

    Thoroughly charmed by stop motion jackal boy.

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  61. Shining (1980 - Stanley Kubrick)
    That new icy sculpture scares the guests.

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  62. DEMONICA (2014)

    There’s such a thing as too retro.

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  63. Cheerleader Camp (1988)

    Leif Garrett's mullet drives the cheerleaders wild.

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  64. Funny games (2007)

    It's kind of like funny games 1997

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  65. The Furies (2019)

    Where are all the sexy animal costumes?

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  66. Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)
    Aktins slays ladies, robots and lady robots.

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  67. The Son of Doctor Jekyll

    Son follows fathers footsteps and beverage choices

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  68. Jason X (2001)

    Space Marines and Jason. Why the hate?

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  69. E.T. THE EXTRA TERRESTRIAL (1982):

    I’m counting it. It still terrifies me.

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  70. The Wolf Man (1941, George Waggner)

    No jokes, just a true Universal classic.

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  71. Girls with Balls (2018)

    As a director, Olivier Afonso is raw.

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  72. The Ring (2002, dir. Gore Verbinski)

    Death -- the only drawback to physical media

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  73. Splice (2009)

    Scientists concluded that creature got The Pianist.

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  74. A Quiet Place (2018)

    Ham radio useful for more than truckin'.

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  75. Son of Dr. Jekyll (1951)

    Completely different movie then what I expected.

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  76. The Ambulance (1990)

    Possibly my favorite Marvel movie. Thanks, Larry!

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  77. Dead & Buried (1981)
    Grandpa Joe and the sexy zombie factory

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  78. Q THE WINGED SERPENT (1982)

    Came for Carradine, Roundtree. Stayed for Moriarty.

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  79. Night of the Demons (1988)

    This YouTube makeup tutorial lost me, eventually

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  80. The Gate (1987)

    Just fucking call mom and dad already!

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  81. It Comes At Night (2017)

    It comes, it corrupts, and it ends.

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  82. Pitch Black (2000)

    Riddick rules. Radha's luminous. Cole Hauser's AAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!

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  83. Return of the Living Dead (1985)

    Punk rock skeletons should've started a band.

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  84. Us (2019)

    Thankfully, shadow of me wouldn't be threatening.

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  85. US(2019) A detailed reflective, retrospective, on retroactive duplicity.

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  86. Dead Heat (1986)

    A walking corpse is Piscopo's premiere role.

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  87. The Exorcist (1973) Dir. William Friedkin

    Forget the priest, send Reagan a chiropractor.

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  88. In The Tall Grass (2019; dir: Vincenzo Natali)

    How I feel at general admission concerts.

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  89. He Never Died (Jason Krawczyk, 2015)

    Henry Rollins is a vampire. 'Nuff said.

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  90. The Thing (1982) Moustache-less Brimley more unsettling than entire film.

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  91. The Cell (2000)

    Someone thought up that serial killer shit...

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  92. Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981)
    Classic "I'm your mommy kneel down" trick

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  93. 3 From Hell (2019)

    Unnecessary (I don't need the other six)

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  94. Cannibal Holocaust (1980, dir Ruggero Deodato)

    well shit, i can't fap to this.

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  95. Horror Express (1972)

    Watch for Savalas. Stay for the ending.

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  96. Jacob’s Ladder (1990)

    I agree postal service is really difficult.

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  97. Killer Clowns From Outer Space (1988)

    Lieutenant Clown set phaser to cotton candy.

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  98. Ravenous (1999) This frontiersmen needs a bit more salt.

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  99. Cemetery Man (1994, Michele Soavi)

    Proves that all Zombies wanted was love

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  100. Texas Chainsaw Massacre

    You know, you get fries with that?

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  101. The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)

    Think what their Thanksgiving must look like!

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  102. The Furies (2019)

    The reviews are right, this is good.

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