The Devil's Rejects (2005, Rob Zombie)Found with someone else's face on .... awkward.OrSid Haig you will always stand legend.
Happy birthday to me 81More black gloves than the average Giallo
Prey (2019)Blue Lagoon meets Cast Away meets demon
Hereditary (2018)Can't have your cake and eat it.
In The Tall Grass (2019)A combine harvester would solve this quickly..
The Endless (2017, Justin Benson + Aaron Moorhead)So, what death adventure would you choose?
THE FURIES (2019): “May the odds be HOLY SHIT, RUN!”
The Hazing (2004) Midnight madness meets evil dead meets fineOrRaimitation is the sincerest form of flattery
That shiny space suit does something to me
HEREDITARY (2018) andMIDSOMMAR (2019)Shit gets CRAZY. Nobody makes it out.
MY BLOODY VALENTINE (1981) Entire movie based on “Be Mine” candy.
Goodnight Mommy (2014)If your children like bugs, kill them! orHome Alone, just the wrong way around.
Scream (1996)Wishing we could get another Wes movie.
House on Haunted Hill (1999)Terror Incognita's wait time must be endless.
Sleepwalkers (1992)More like 'Cockblockers'. Mom hated this movie!ORTobe: "Cats spined penises..." Clive: "Go on...."
"The Cloverfield Paradox" (2018, Dir. Julius Onah)How did T.J. Miller get to space?
Phantom of the Paradise (1974, Brian De Palma)My love of upholstery has no bounds
The Return of Count Yorga (1971, dir. Bob Kelljan)Today's favorite phrase: "tatters of dessicated flesh".
BERSERKER: HELL’S WARRIOR (2003) “Odin!” “Odin!” “Odin!” “Odin!” “Odin!” “Odin!” “Odin!”
Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers (1988, dir. Michael A. Simpson)Thorough background checks for camp counselors, please!
Body Count (1986, dir. Ruggero Deodato)Why does any person still go camping?
House on Haunted Hill (1959, dir. William Castle)Nothing snarky. This is my comfort horror.
House (1986)Believe it or not, you're being haunted!
Ding, ding, ding. We have a winner.
Night of the Demons (1988, dir. Kevin S. Tenney)Thank you for the new lipstick ideas!
Creature From the Black Lagoon (1954, dir. Jack Arnold)This female scientist takes mansplaining rather well.
Puppet Master: The Littlest ReichI’m going to hell for liking this.
Dust Devil (1992)Clocks? Democracy? Cinema? Whales? Ugh, metaphor fatigue.
A nightmare on elm street 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985)Encountered my teacher at S&M club. Awkward
The Hole In The Ground (2019)YOU'RE NOT MY SON!!! Or are you?
The People Under the Stairs (1991, Wes Craven)An actual documentary about my old landlords
The Gate (1987)I hope they have good home insurance.
Halloween (2007)Ken Foree should still wipe before fight
The Ranger (2018) Picnic baskets are safe with this ranger.
The Blob (1988)Gooier than your average slice and dice.
Joker (2019)Does this one count? Creeped me out.
A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988)Freddy and The Dream Warriors learn karate!
Re-Animator (1985)Dr. West misunderstood “head of the class.”
Tales from the Crypt (1972, dir. Freddie Francis)POV shot's haunted me for 30 years.
Extremity (2018) Too bad "Road to Perdition" was taken.
Us (2019)In surprise development, voiceless underclass is piiiissed
Friday The 13th (2009)Wish Bay loved dialogue more than boobs...
Without Warning (1980) Phantasm-like flying death contraption, except squishier
Phantasm (1979)Fantastical nightmare minus that jarring stuffed bug.
House (1986, dir. Steve Miner)Writers have the coolest houses in movies!
Let the Right One In (2008)He took the midday train going anywhere.
Martin (1977)Martin Lawrence wasn't even in this movie.
Demon WindIt's like Evil Dead but without Bruce
Poltergeist (1982)They're here! They're here! They're here! Suburbs.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)Wait, did this just turn into Labyrinth?orHonestly didn't see the Soylent Chili coming
Night of the Comet (1984)Kelli Maroney's cheerleader outfit...just pure awesomeness!
THE PIT AND THE PENDULUM (1961, dir. by Roger Corman)Be careful not to become your father?
Roar (1981)STARRING: Someone who shouldn't be treated credulously
The Pit and the Pendulum (1961, dir. Roger Corman)You shouldn’t bury coffins made of Steele.
HAPPY DEATH DAYSorrority slasher becomes feel-good Bill Murray comedy.
Evil Dead II (1987) Dir. Sam RaimiNeil Tyson wrote 942 tweets about this.
The Town that Dreaded Sundown (1974)In the sequel a trombone kills JFK
The Amityville Horror (2005)Get capped after having your cavity filled.
Tigers Are Not Afraid (2019)I have cancelled my trip to Mexico.
13 Cameras (2015)Renters, always smell your toothbrush before using.
Halloween H20: 20 Years Later (1998)This Creed music video is fucking awesome.
House of the Witch (2017)Worst Proactiv commercial ever.
Satanic Panic (2019) Proof of Pizza ... and satan. fun movie!
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)Stretch should learn to hang up phones.
Martyrs (2008)Ok check. Never gonna watch that again.
Dead Alive aka Braindead (1992)It's tough to beat an extra juicy kiwi.
Scream 3 (2000)The script was actually a crossword puzzle.
The Boogens (1981)Tentacled monster is major threat to miners.
BABYGIRL (2018) Crappy teenage poetry is the real horror.
Cujo (1983)Been awhile since the last cereal crisis
Dark Night of the Scarecrow (1981)So yeah the scarecrow is the hero.
Piranha (1978)John Sayles wrote this! THAT John Sayles!
Freaks (1932)Now I want the miscarriage inducing cut.
In the Tall Grass (2019)Dwayne Johnson didn't play The Rock? WTF
Ghost Story(1981) Specter seduction leads to chowder society reduction.
Tigers Are Not Afraid (2019)The tiger escaped Christopher Robin for this.
Children of the Corn (1984)We don’t have to adapt EVERYTHING King.
Black Christmas (1974, dir. Bob Clark)Why they put warnings on plastic bags.
BLACK CHRISTMAS (1974, dir. Bob Clark)The call's coming from inside the house!
Call Fellatio 20880 in case of emergency
THE HAUNTING OF SHARON TATE (2019) Wanna come over Sunday and watch F.B.I.?
The Furies (2019)Ok,but fewer sexy animals than expected.
The Vampire Doll (1970)Japanese vampires just need to wake up.
The Mummy (1932)Insanity: dating reincarnated ex, expecting different results.
Forbidden World (1982)Kinda dig the futuristic softcore porn music.
Lizzie (2018)Lizzie Borden took an ax...murdered patriarchy
Tusk (2014)But who will cut out Depp’s tongue.
Tusk (2014)Johnny Depp is an abomination. Please stop
Phantasm (1979)Best orb-induced death committed to screen
The Old Dark House (1932)Potato for lunch, potato for my dinner...
The Thing (1982)Liquid and latex make some indellible impressions.
Scream 3 (2000)Murder by fax machine didn't age well.