Sunday, October 6, 2019

2019 Scary Movie Challenge Day 6


92 comments:

  1. The Devil's Rejects (2005, Rob Zombie)

    Found with someone else's face on .... awkward.

    Or

    Sid Haig you will always stand legend.

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  2. Happy birthday to me 81

    More black gloves than the average Giallo

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  3. Prey (2019)

    Blue Lagoon meets Cast Away meets demon

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  4. Hereditary (2018)

    Can't have your cake and eat it.

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  5. In The Tall Grass (2019)

    A combine harvester would solve this quickly..

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  6. The Endless (2017, Justin Benson + Aaron Moorhead)

    So, what death adventure would you choose?

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  7. THE FURIES (2019):

    “May the odds be HOLY SHIT, RUN!”

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  8. The Hazing (2004)

    Midnight madness meets evil dead meets fine

    Or

    Raimitation is the sincerest form of flattery

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  9. HEREDITARY (2018)
    and
    MIDSOMMAR (2019)

    Shit gets CRAZY.
    Nobody makes it out.

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  10. MY BLOODY VALENTINE (1981)

    Entire movie based on “Be Mine” candy.

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  11. Goodnight Mommy (2014)
    If your children like bugs, kill them!

    or

    Home Alone, just the wrong way around.

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  12. Scream (1996)

    Wishing we could get another Wes movie.

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  13. House on Haunted Hill (1999)

    Terror Incognita's wait time must be endless.

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  14. Sleepwalkers (1992)

    More like 'Cockblockers'. Mom hated this movie!

    OR

    Tobe: "Cats spined penises..." Clive: "Go on...."

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  15. "The Cloverfield Paradox" (2018, Dir. Julius Onah)

    How did T.J. Miller get to space?

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  16. Phantom of the Paradise (1974, Brian De Palma)

    My love of upholstery has no bounds

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  17. The Return of Count Yorga (1971, dir. Bob Kelljan)

    Today's favorite phrase: "tatters of dessicated flesh".

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  18. BERSERKER: HELL’S WARRIOR (2003)

    “Odin!” “Odin!” “Odin!” “Odin!” “Odin!” “Odin!” “Odin!”

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  19. Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers (1988, dir. Michael A. Simpson)

    Thorough background checks for camp counselors, please!

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  20. Body Count (1986, dir. Ruggero Deodato)

    Why does any person still go camping?

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  21. House on Haunted Hill (1959, dir. William Castle)

    Nothing snarky. This is my comfort horror.

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  22. House (1986)

    Believe it or not, you're being haunted!

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  23. Night of the Demons (1988, dir. Kevin S. Tenney)

    Thank you for the new lipstick ideas!

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  24. Creature From the Black Lagoon (1954, dir. Jack Arnold)

    This female scientist takes mansplaining rather well.

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  25. Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich

    I’m going to hell for liking this.

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  26. Dust Devil (1992)

    Clocks? Democracy? Cinema? Whales? Ugh, metaphor fatigue.

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  27. A nightmare on elm street 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985)

    Encountered my teacher at S&M club. Awkward

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  28. The Hole In The Ground (2019)

    YOU'RE NOT MY SON!!! Or are you?

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  29. The People Under the Stairs (1991, Wes Craven)

    An actual documentary about my old landlords

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  30. The Gate (1987)

    I hope they have good home insurance.

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  31. Halloween (2007)

    Ken Foree should still wipe before fight

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  32. The Ranger (2018)

    Picnic baskets are safe with this ranger.

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  33. The Blob (1988)

    Gooier than your average slice and dice.

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  34. Joker (2019)

    Does this one count? Creeped me out.

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  35. A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988)

    Freddy and The Dream Warriors learn karate!

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  36. Re-Animator (1985)

    Dr. West misunderstood “head of the class.”

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  37. Tales from the Crypt (1972, dir. Freddie Francis)

    POV shot's haunted me for 30 years.

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  38. Extremity (2018)

    Too bad "Road to Perdition" was taken.

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  39. Us (2019)

    In surprise development, voiceless underclass is piiiissed

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  40. Friday The 13th (2009)

    Wish Bay loved dialogue more than boobs...

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  41. Without Warning (1980)

    Phantasm-like flying death contraption, except squishier

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  42. Phantasm (1979)

    Fantastical nightmare minus that jarring stuffed bug.

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  43. House (1986, dir. Steve Miner)

    Writers have the coolest houses in movies!

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  44. Let the Right One In (2008)

    He took the midday train going anywhere.

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  45. Martin (1977)

    Martin Lawrence wasn't even in this movie.

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  46. Demon Wind

    It's like Evil Dead but without Bruce

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  47. Poltergeist (1982)
    They're here! They're here! They're here! Suburbs.

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  48. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)

    Wait, did this just turn into Labyrinth?

    or

    Honestly didn't see the Soylent Chili coming

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  49. Night of the Comet (1984)

    Kelli Maroney's cheerleader outfit...just pure awesomeness!

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  50. THE PIT AND THE PENDULUM (1961, dir. by Roger Corman)

    Be careful not to become your father?

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  51. Roar (1981)

    STARRING: Someone who shouldn't be treated credulously

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  52. The Pit and the Pendulum (1961, dir. Roger Corman)

    You shouldn’t bury coffins made of Steele.

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  53. HAPPY DEATH DAY

    Sorrority slasher becomes feel-good Bill Murray comedy.

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  54. Evil Dead II (1987) Dir. Sam Raimi

    Neil Tyson wrote 942 tweets about this.

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  55. The Town that Dreaded Sundown (1974)

    In the sequel a trombone kills JFK

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  56. The Amityville Horror (2005)

    Get capped after having your cavity filled.

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  57. Tigers Are Not Afraid (2019)

    I have cancelled my trip to Mexico.

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  58. 13 Cameras (2015)

    Renters, always smell your toothbrush before using.

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  59. Halloween H20: 20 Years Later (1998)
    This Creed music video is fucking awesome.

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  60. House of the Witch (2017)
    Worst Proactiv commercial ever.

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  61. Satanic Panic (2019) Proof of Pizza ... and satan. fun movie!

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  62. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)

    Stretch should learn to hang up phones.

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  63. Martyrs (2008)

    Ok check. Never gonna watch that again.

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  64. Dead Alive aka Braindead (1992)

    It's tough to beat an extra juicy kiwi.

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  65. Scream 3 (2000)

    The script was actually a crossword puzzle.

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  66. The Boogens (1981)

    Tentacled monster is major threat to miners.

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  67. BABYGIRL (2018)

    Crappy teenage poetry is the real horror.

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  68. Cujo (1983)

    Been awhile since the last cereal crisis

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  69. Dark Night of the Scarecrow (1981)

    So yeah the scarecrow is the hero.

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  70. Piranha (1978)

    John Sayles wrote this! THAT John Sayles!

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  71. Freaks (1932)

    Now I want the miscarriage inducing cut.

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  72. In the Tall Grass (2019)

    Dwayne Johnson didn't play The Rock? WTF

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  73. Ghost Story(1981) Specter seduction leads to chowder society reduction.

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  74. Tigers Are Not Afraid (2019)

    The tiger escaped Christopher Robin for this.

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  75. Children of the Corn (1984)
    We don’t have to adapt EVERYTHING King.

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  76. Black Christmas (1974, dir. Bob Clark)

    Why they put warnings on plastic bags.

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  77. BLACK CHRISTMAS (1974, dir. Bob Clark)

    The call's coming from inside the house!

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  78. THE HAUNTING OF SHARON TATE (2019)

    Wanna come over Sunday and watch F.B.I.?

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  79. The Furies (2019)

    Ok,but fewer sexy animals than expected.

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  80. The Vampire Doll (1970)

    Japanese vampires just need to wake up.

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  81. The Mummy (1932)

    Insanity: dating reincarnated ex, expecting different results.

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  82. Forbidden World (1982)

    Kinda dig the futuristic softcore porn music.

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  83. Lizzie (2018)

    Lizzie Borden took an ax...murdered patriarchy

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  84. Tusk (2014)

    But who will cut out Depp’s tongue.

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  85. Tusk (2014)

    Johnny Depp is an abomination. Please stop

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  86. Phantasm (1979)

    Best orb-induced death committed to screen

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  87. The Old Dark House (1932)

    Potato for lunch, potato for my dinner...

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  88. The Thing (1982)

    Liquid and latex make some indellible impressions.

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  89. Scream 3 (2000)

    Murder by fax machine didn't age well.

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