Wait Until Dark (1967)Trautman keeps pushing, she will push back.
One of my favorite movies (scary or otherwise) ever--great pick!
Dolls (1987)I don’t hope my toys remember me…orThank God they didn’t have a sex doll.
You Might Be The Killer (2019)Finally! Keith David literally phones one in.
Scream 3 (2000)Scott Foley's the mastermind all along derp
Dead and Buried (1981)Snuff films, corpses fucking, longshoremen {chef's kiss}
The Cabin in the Woods (2011, Drew Goddard)Always keep joint handy for the end.OrOne of the best movies of Decade.
Night of the Living Dead (1968) Social justice with zombies; beauty of horror.
Evilspeak 81Downhill slide since the devil got broadband
HOUSE (1986) Guest towels are for Vietnam flashbacks only.
Deadly Eyes (1982)Scatman Crothers hounded by Toronto dachshunds. Rats!
Hocus Pocus (1993)Millennials need better taste in touchstone movies.
Strip Nude for Your Killer (1975)Tacky '70s giallo. But anal sex joke!
Race with the Devil (1975) Is it snakes or the acid talking?
Phantasm II (1988)No Angus, actually you ARE da embalm!
The Night of a Thousand Cats (1972)Pardon, isn’t that a lot of cats?
IT CHAPTER 1Killer Klown from outer space eats kids.
Bad Moon (1996)Dog manages to out act Michael Paré
Halloween II (1981)County General: Understaffed. No electricity. Hottub parties!
I don't want to rain on your parade, but hot tub is actually two words. You could make it work with jacuzzi, though!
Perfect!
Who among us can say they've never cheated even a little bit to make a joke fit into seven words?
Head Count (2018)A slow burn is a massive understatement.
HOUSE II: THE SECOND STORY (1987) No, I’M the Madonna of the ‘80s!
This was the very first horror movie I ever saw. I'm hesitant to revisit it. I'd rather it remain the most terrifying movie ever (in my mind, at least)
The Furies (2019) Eye-popping experience with a tasty knuckle sandwich.
Halloween 2018Jamie Curtis is my new spirit animal
Happy Birthday to Me (1981)Um, I *won't* have what he's having.
Dark Night of the Scarecrow (1981)That idiot ruined all that corn now
American Nightmares (2018)Tired thespians trip through Trejo's terror tales.
The Stuff (1985, dir. Larry Cohen)Is it weird that I'm hungry now?
The Company of Wolves (1984)DiCaprio was great but not hairy enough.
The Invisible Man (1933, dir. James Whale)Rains is a puppy after Hollow Man.
Dracula (1931, dir. Tod Browning)Do you mind? I'm trying to sleep.
Ghost Story (1981)Weird friggin'nudity: brother plummets willy-nilly.
Your Vice is a Locked Room and Only I Have the Key (1972)Cool title, beautiful sets, another annoying cat.
Pumpkinhead (1988)Steve is out there! Okay...he’s dead.
Under the Shadow (2016)Don't watch Netflix English dub, embrace subtitles.
Malevolence (2004, dir. Stevan Mena)Baghead Jason wants his bag head back.
Penny Dreadful (2006, dir. Richard Brandes)Paranoid horror but in a Miner key.
Eyes Without a Face (1960)He’s a horrible doctor. Just face it.
The Descent (2005)Mutated inbreed woman eating spelunkers. Ah Appalachia.
Suspiria (1977)Udo Kier’s American accent was on point!
Halloween (2018)Laurie Strode goes Sarah Conner on Michael.
"Tokyo Gore Police" (2008, Dir. Yoshihiro Nishimura)Law and Order: Special Gore Hound Unit.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (2006)The series gets better from here, right?
The Prowler 81I'm the Xtro-Guy but Turek is Prowler-Guy
There's Nothing Out There (1991)Horror nerd is annoying, I totally relate.
The Satanic Rites of Dracula (1973, dir. Alan Gibson)Unsurprisingly, Dracula is a Vampires' Rites Activist.
The Ward (Carpenter, 2010)"John just can't go out like this..."
The Wind (Tammi, 2018)"I hope The Happening was taking notes"
A Quiet Place (Krasinski, 2018)"The "who can be the quietest" championships"
Apostle (2018) Shutter Island plus The Village times Netflix.
Hell House, LLC III: Lake of Fire (2019)Scarebnb? Dead and Breakfast? Red Hoof Inn?
Tigers Are Not Afraid (2019)There's nothing scarier than men in power.
Chopping Mall (1986)Any of these ideal for home defense[RIP Dick Miller]
Wish Upon (2019)So I thought I disagreed about Wishmaster
2018*
The Innkeepers Seriously spooky chills without any Cheap thrills
Blacula (1972)Blaxploitation meets Black Dracula: A Portmanteau Heaven.
Warlock (1989)Wasn't prepared for Satan possessed Mary Woronov.
THE SIXTH SENSE (1999 dir. by M. Night Shyamalan)We all have a certain skill set.
The Sixth Sense (1999)First watch for teen daughter, slow burn
Trick 'r Treat (2007)Lot of decorations for a Halloween hater.
Goosebumps (2015)So many monsters, gotta catch 'em all
Event Horizon (1997) Dir. Paul Thomas AndersonWow, smoking on a spaceship...so 90s!
Return To Horror High(1987)Turns out Moe Green invented "found footage"
The Craft (1996)Aw yeah, baby! It's Fairuza Balk season!
HOUSE III: THE HORROR SHOW (1989) That Alan Smithee guy does get around.
Scream 2 (1997, dir. Wes Craven)The theatergoing behavior on display is abhorrent.
Reincarnation (2005, dir. Takashi Shimizu)Naturally, actors believe they've been around forever.
Crawl (2019)Son in law sequel took unexpected turn
well done.
Strangers: Prey at Night(2018)Orange you glad it's Funny Games who
Crawl (2019)Florida Gator, Florida Gators and Florida basement?
Murder by Phone (1982)This is why I don't answer calls.
Triloquist (2008)Mark Jones: "Nothin's smaller than this budget!"
Mayhem (2017)Lynch as the I.T. guy is gold.
Bad Moon (1996)Strongest emotional reaction for the whole month.
The Dead Pit (1989)Glad I streamed this.. it's kinda terrible.
13 Cameras (2015)(first viewing)...Hank Hill, had Peggy never found him...
Hatchet II (2010)Maybe just don't go to haunted swamp
I Walked With A Zombie (1943; dir: Jacques Tourneur)Patrick's remake: I Walked With Sheri Moon
Shadow of the Vampire (2000)Hope Dafoe went 'method' with those nails
World War Z (2013)Life is too short for this movie.
Summer of 84Wish my childhood had been this exciting.
Lake MungoTried hard to board this movies’ wavelength.
HOUSE IV: THE REPOSSESION (1992) Award for Most Meandering Franchise goes to...
You're Next (2013)Pushy Australian spoils anniversary surprise. Bloody kangaroos.
Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon (2006)Surprised this has become such a favorite...
Hannibal (2001)Memorable bits: bowels, boars, brains, baggy pants
Starry Eyes (2014)Who would leave a potato themed restaurant?
It Follows (2014)Why not just bang a sex doll?
House (1985)Evil Dead II on a Miner scale.or...I really expected more undead cowboy hijinks.
Encounters of the Spooky Kind (1980)Sammo Hung beats zombies and wife. Hilarious!
The First Purge (2018)Needed some Grillo, Tomei sustains me though
They Live (1988) dir. John Carpenterflannel, flannel, flannel, flannel, flannel - Piper's Closet
A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child (1989)Freddy wishes he had The Bad Seed
It Follows (2014)This gonorrhea sucks. Here, you take it.
The Autopsy of Jane Doe (André Øvredal, 2016)Brian Cox's exasperated expressions make this everything.
Body Bags (1993)John Carpenter's acting improved since The Fog. #surefathercanigetpaid
Halloween II (1981) Mother strangely calm about kid's razorblade apple.
Halloween (1978) Six shots and no morning hangover? Unwatchable.
You Might Be The Killer (2018) You are probably... Most definitely the killer.
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Wait Until Dark (1967)
ReplyDeleteTrautman keeps pushing, she will push back.
One of my favorite movies (scary or otherwise) ever--great pick!
DeleteDolls (1987)
ReplyDeleteI don’t hope my toys remember me…
or
Thank God they didn’t have a sex doll.
You Might Be The Killer (2019)
ReplyDeleteFinally! Keith David literally phones one in.
Scream 3 (2000)
ReplyDeleteScott Foley's the mastermind all along derp
Dead and Buried (1981)
ReplyDeleteSnuff films, corpses fucking, longshoremen {chef's kiss}
The Cabin in the Woods (2011, Drew Goddard)
ReplyDeleteAlways keep joint handy for the end.
Or
One of the best movies of Decade.
Night of the Living Dead (1968)
ReplyDeleteSocial justice with zombies; beauty of horror.
Evilspeak 81
ReplyDeleteDownhill slide since the devil got broadband
HOUSE (1986)
ReplyDeleteGuest towels are for Vietnam flashbacks only.
Deadly Eyes (1982)
ReplyDeleteScatman Crothers hounded by Toronto dachshunds. Rats!
Hocus Pocus (1993)
ReplyDeleteMillennials need better taste in touchstone movies.
Strip Nude for Your Killer (1975)
ReplyDeleteTacky '70s giallo. But anal sex joke!
Race with the Devil (1975)
ReplyDeleteIs it snakes or the acid talking?
Phantasm II (1988)
ReplyDeleteNo Angus, actually you ARE da embalm!
The Night of a Thousand Cats (1972)
ReplyDeletePardon, isn’t that a lot of cats?
IT CHAPTER 1
ReplyDeleteKiller Klown from outer space eats kids.
Bad Moon (1996)
ReplyDeleteDog manages to out act Michael Paré
Halloween II (1981)
ReplyDeleteCounty General: Understaffed. No electricity. Hottub parties!
I don't want to rain on your parade, but hot tub is actually two words. You could make it work with jacuzzi, though!
DeletePerfect!
DeleteWho among us can say they've never cheated even a little bit to make a joke fit into seven words?
DeleteHead Count (2018)
ReplyDeleteA slow burn is a massive understatement.
HOUSE II: THE SECOND STORY (1987)
ReplyDeleteNo, I’M the Madonna of the ‘80s!
This was the very first horror movie I ever saw. I'm hesitant to revisit it. I'd rather it remain the most terrifying movie ever (in my mind, at least)
DeleteThe Furies (2019)
ReplyDeleteEye-popping experience with a tasty knuckle sandwich.
Halloween 2018Jamie Curtis is my new spirit animal
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday to Me (1981)
ReplyDeleteUm, I *won't* have what he's having.
Dark Night of the Scarecrow (1981)
ReplyDeleteThat idiot ruined all that corn now
American Nightmares (2018)
ReplyDeleteTired thespians trip through Trejo's terror tales.
The Stuff (1985, dir. Larry Cohen)
ReplyDeleteIs it weird that I'm hungry now?
The Company of Wolves (1984)
ReplyDeleteDiCaprio was great but not hairy enough.
The Invisible Man (1933, dir. James Whale)
ReplyDeleteRains is a puppy after Hollow Man.
Dracula (1931, dir. Tod Browning)
ReplyDeleteDo you mind? I'm trying to sleep.
Ghost Story (1981)
ReplyDeleteWeird friggin'nudity: brother plummets willy-nilly.
Your Vice is a Locked Room and Only I Have the Key (1972)
ReplyDeleteCool title, beautiful sets, another annoying cat.
Pumpkinhead (1988)
ReplyDeleteSteve is out there! Okay...he’s dead.
Under the Shadow (2016)
ReplyDeleteDon't watch Netflix English dub, embrace subtitles.
Malevolence (2004, dir. Stevan Mena)
ReplyDeleteBaghead Jason wants his bag head back.
Penny Dreadful (2006, dir. Richard Brandes)
ReplyDeleteParanoid horror but in a Miner key.
Eyes Without a Face (1960)
ReplyDeleteHe’s a horrible doctor. Just face it.
The Descent (2005)
ReplyDeleteMutated inbreed woman eating spelunkers. Ah Appalachia.
Suspiria (1977)
ReplyDeleteUdo Kier’s American accent was on point!
Halloween (2018)
ReplyDeleteLaurie Strode goes Sarah Conner on Michael.
"Tokyo Gore Police" (2008, Dir. Yoshihiro Nishimura)
ReplyDeleteLaw and Order: Special Gore Hound Unit.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (2006)
ReplyDeleteThe series gets better from here, right?
The Prowler 81
ReplyDeleteI'm the Xtro-Guy but Turek is Prowler-Guy
There's Nothing Out There (1991)
ReplyDeleteHorror nerd is annoying, I totally relate.
The Satanic Rites of Dracula (1973, dir. Alan Gibson)
ReplyDeleteUnsurprisingly, Dracula is a Vampires' Rites Activist.
The Ward (Carpenter, 2010)
ReplyDelete"John just can't go out like this..."
The Wind (Tammi, 2018)
ReplyDelete"I hope The Happening was taking notes"
A Quiet Place (Krasinski, 2018)
ReplyDelete"The "who can be the quietest" championships"
Apostle (2018)
ReplyDeleteShutter Island plus The Village times Netflix.
Hell House, LLC III: Lake of Fire (2019)
ReplyDeleteScarebnb? Dead and Breakfast? Red Hoof Inn?
Tigers Are Not Afraid (2019)
ReplyDeleteThere's nothing scarier than men in power.
Chopping Mall (1986)
ReplyDeleteAny of these ideal for home defense
[RIP Dick Miller]
Wish Upon (2019)
ReplyDeleteSo I thought I disagreed about Wishmaster
2018*
DeleteThe Innkeepers
ReplyDeleteSeriously spooky chills without any Cheap thrills
Blacula (1972)
ReplyDeleteBlaxploitation meets Black Dracula: A Portmanteau Heaven.
Warlock (1989)
ReplyDeleteWasn't prepared for Satan possessed Mary Woronov.
THE SIXTH SENSE (1999 dir. by M. Night Shyamalan)
ReplyDeleteWe all have a certain skill set.
The Sixth Sense (1999)
ReplyDeleteFirst watch for teen daughter, slow burn
Trick 'r Treat (2007)
ReplyDeleteLot of decorations for a Halloween hater.
Goosebumps (2015)
ReplyDeleteSo many monsters, gotta catch 'em all
Event Horizon (1997) Dir. Paul Thomas Anderson
ReplyDeleteWow, smoking on a spaceship...so 90s!
Return To Horror High(1987)
ReplyDeleteTurns out Moe Green invented "found footage"
The Craft (1996)
ReplyDeleteAw yeah, baby! It's Fairuza Balk season!
HOUSE III: THE HORROR SHOW (1989)
ReplyDeleteThat Alan Smithee guy does get around.
Scream 2 (1997, dir. Wes Craven)
ReplyDeleteThe theatergoing behavior on display is abhorrent.
Reincarnation (2005, dir. Takashi Shimizu)
ReplyDeleteNaturally, actors believe they've been around forever.
Crawl (2019)
ReplyDeleteSon in law sequel took unexpected turn
well done.
DeleteStrangers: Prey at Night(2018)
ReplyDeleteOrange you glad it's Funny Games who
Crawl (2019)
ReplyDeleteFlorida Gator, Florida Gators and Florida basement?
Murder by Phone (1982)
ReplyDeleteThis is why I don't answer calls.
Triloquist (2008)
ReplyDeleteMark Jones: "Nothin's smaller than this budget!"
Mayhem (2017)
ReplyDeleteLynch as the I.T. guy is gold.
Bad Moon (1996)
ReplyDeleteStrongest emotional reaction for the whole month.
The Dead Pit (1989)
ReplyDeleteGlad I streamed this.. it's kinda terrible.
13 Cameras (2015)
ReplyDelete(first viewing)
...Hank Hill, had Peggy never found him...
Hatchet II (2010)
ReplyDeleteMaybe just don't go to haunted swamp
I Walked With A Zombie (1943; dir: Jacques Tourneur)
ReplyDeletePatrick's remake: I Walked With Sheri Moon
Shadow of the Vampire (2000)
ReplyDeleteHope Dafoe went 'method' with those nails
World War Z (2013)
ReplyDeleteLife is too short for this movie.
Summer of 84
ReplyDeleteWish my childhood had been this exciting.
Lake Mungo
ReplyDeleteTried hard to board this movies’ wavelength.
HOUSE IV: THE REPOSSESION (1992)
ReplyDeleteAward for Most Meandering Franchise goes to...
You're Next (2013)
ReplyDeletePushy Australian spoils anniversary surprise. Bloody kangaroos.
Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon (2006)
ReplyDeleteSurprised this has become such a favorite...
Hannibal (2001)
ReplyDeleteMemorable bits: bowels, boars, brains, baggy pants
Starry Eyes (2014)
ReplyDeleteWho would leave a potato themed restaurant?
It Follows (2014)
ReplyDeleteWhy not just bang a sex doll?
House (1985)
ReplyDeleteEvil Dead II on a Miner scale.
or...
I really expected more undead cowboy hijinks.
Encounters of the Spooky Kind (1980)
ReplyDeleteSammo Hung beats zombies and wife. Hilarious!
The First Purge (2018)
ReplyDeleteNeeded some Grillo, Tomei sustains me though
They Live (1988) dir. John Carpenter
ReplyDeleteflannel, flannel, flannel, flannel, flannel - Piper's Closet
A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child (1989)
ReplyDeleteFreddy wishes he had The Bad Seed
It Follows (2014)
ReplyDeleteThis gonorrhea sucks. Here, you take it.
The Autopsy of Jane Doe (André Øvredal, 2016)
ReplyDeleteBrian Cox's exasperated expressions make this everything.
Body Bags (1993)
ReplyDeleteJohn Carpenter's acting improved since The Fog.
#surefathercanigetpaid
Halloween II (1981) Mother strangely calm about kid's razorblade apple.
ReplyDeleteHalloween (1978)
ReplyDeleteSix shots and no morning hangover? Unwatchable.
You Might Be The Killer (2018)
ReplyDeleteYou are probably... Most definitely the killer.
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