Monday, October 7, 2019

2019 Scary Movie Challenge Day 7


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  1. Wait Until Dark (1967)

    Trautman keeps pushing, she will push back.

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    1. One of my favorite movies (scary or otherwise) ever--great pick!

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  2. Dolls (1987)

    I don’t hope my toys remember me…
    or
    Thank God they didn’t have a sex doll.

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  3. You Might Be The Killer (2019)

    Finally! Keith David literally phones one in.

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  4. Scream 3 (2000)

    Scott Foley's the mastermind all along derp

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  5. Dead and Buried (1981)

    Snuff films, corpses fucking, longshoremen {chef's kiss}

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  6. The Cabin in the Woods (2011, Drew Goddard)

    Always keep joint handy for the end.

    Or

    One of the best movies of Decade.

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  7. Night of the Living Dead (1968)

    Social justice with zombies; beauty of horror.

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  8. Evilspeak 81

    Downhill slide since the devil got broadband

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  9. HOUSE (1986)

    Guest towels are for Vietnam flashbacks only.

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  10. Deadly Eyes (1982)

    Scatman Crothers hounded by Toronto dachshunds. Rats!

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  11. Hocus Pocus (1993)

    Millennials need better taste in touchstone movies.

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  12. Strip Nude for Your Killer (1975)

    Tacky '70s giallo. But anal sex joke!

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  13. Race with the Devil (1975)

    Is it snakes or the acid talking?

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  14. Phantasm II (1988)

    No Angus, actually you ARE da embalm!

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  15. The Night of a Thousand Cats (1972)

    Pardon, isn’t that a lot of cats?

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  16. IT CHAPTER 1

    Killer Klown from outer space eats kids.

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  17. Bad Moon (1996)

    Dog manages to out act Michael Paré

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  18. Halloween II (1981)

    County General: Understaffed. No electricity. Hottub parties!

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    1. I don't want to rain on your parade, but hot tub is actually two words. You could make it work with jacuzzi, though!

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    2. Who among us can say they've never cheated even a little bit to make a joke fit into seven words?

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  19. Head Count (2018)

    A slow burn is a massive understatement.

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  20. HOUSE II: THE SECOND STORY (1987)

    No, I’M the Madonna of the ‘80s!

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    1. This was the very first horror movie I ever saw. I'm hesitant to revisit it. I'd rather it remain the most terrifying movie ever (in my mind, at least)

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  21. The Furies (2019)

    Eye-popping experience with a tasty knuckle sandwich.

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  22. Halloween 2018Jamie Curtis is my new spirit animal

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  23. Happy Birthday to Me (1981)

    Um, I *won't* have what he's having.

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  24. Dark Night of the Scarecrow (1981)

    That idiot ruined all that corn now

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  25. American Nightmares (2018)

    Tired thespians trip through Trejo's terror tales.

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  26. The Stuff (1985, dir. Larry Cohen)

    Is it weird that I'm hungry now?

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  27. The Company of Wolves (1984)

    DiCaprio was great but not hairy enough.

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  28. The Invisible Man (1933, dir. James Whale)

    Rains is a puppy after Hollow Man.

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  29. Dracula (1931, dir. Tod Browning)

    Do you mind? I'm trying to sleep.

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  30. Ghost Story (1981)

    Weird friggin'nudity: brother plummets willy-nilly.

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  31. Your Vice is a Locked Room and Only I Have the Key (1972)

    Cool title, beautiful sets, another annoying cat.

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  32. Pumpkinhead (1988)

    Steve is out there! Okay...he’s dead.

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  33. Under the Shadow (2016)

    Don't watch Netflix English dub, embrace subtitles.

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  34. Malevolence (2004, dir. Stevan Mena)

    Baghead Jason wants his bag head back.

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  35. Penny Dreadful (2006, dir. Richard Brandes)

    Paranoid horror but in a Miner key.

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  36. Eyes Without a Face (1960)

    He’s a horrible doctor. Just face it.

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  37. The Descent (2005)

    Mutated inbreed woman eating spelunkers. Ah Appalachia.

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  38. Suspiria (1977)

    Udo Kier’s American accent was on point!

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  39. Halloween (2018)
    Laurie Strode goes Sarah Conner on Michael.

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  40. "Tokyo Gore Police" (2008, Dir. Yoshihiro Nishimura)

    Law and Order: Special Gore Hound Unit.

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  41. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (2006)

    The series gets better from here, right?

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  42. The Prowler 81

    I'm the Xtro-Guy but Turek is Prowler-Guy

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  43. There's Nothing Out There (1991)

    Horror nerd is annoying, I totally relate.

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  44. The Satanic Rites of Dracula (1973, dir. Alan Gibson)

    Unsurprisingly, Dracula is a Vampires' Rites Activist.

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  45. The Ward (Carpenter, 2010)

    "John just can't go out like this..."

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  46. The Wind (Tammi, 2018)

    "I hope The Happening was taking notes"

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  47. A Quiet Place (Krasinski, 2018)

    "The "who can be the quietest" championships"

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  48. Apostle (2018)

    Shutter Island plus The Village times Netflix.

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  49. Hell House, LLC III: Lake of Fire (2019)

    Scarebnb? Dead and Breakfast? Red Hoof Inn?

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  50. Tigers Are Not Afraid (2019)

    There's nothing scarier than men in power.

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  51. Chopping Mall (1986)

    Any of these ideal for home defense

    [RIP Dick Miller]

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  52. Wish Upon (2019)

    So I thought I disagreed about Wishmaster

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  53. The Innkeepers

    Seriously spooky chills without any Cheap thrills

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  54. Blacula (1972)

    Blaxploitation meets Black Dracula: A Portmanteau Heaven.

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  55. Warlock (1989)

    Wasn't prepared for Satan possessed Mary Woronov.

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  56. THE SIXTH SENSE (1999 dir. by M. Night Shyamalan)

    We all have a certain skill set.

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  57. The Sixth Sense (1999)
    First watch for teen daughter, slow burn

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  58. Trick 'r Treat (2007)

    Lot of decorations for a Halloween hater.

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  59. Goosebumps (2015)
    So many monsters, gotta catch 'em all

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  60. Event Horizon (1997) Dir. Paul Thomas Anderson

    Wow, smoking on a spaceship...so 90s!

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  61. Return To Horror High(1987)
    Turns out Moe Green invented "found footage"

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  62. The Craft (1996)

    Aw yeah, baby! It's Fairuza Balk season!

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  63. HOUSE III: THE HORROR SHOW (1989)

    That Alan Smithee guy does get around.

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  64. Scream 2 (1997, dir. Wes Craven)

    The theatergoing behavior on display is abhorrent.

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  65. Reincarnation (2005, dir. Takashi Shimizu)

    Naturally, actors believe they've been around forever.

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  66. Crawl (2019)

    Son in law sequel took unexpected turn

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  67. Strangers: Prey at Night(2018)
    Orange you glad it's Funny Games who

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  68. Crawl (2019)

    Florida Gator, Florida Gators and Florida basement?

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  69. Murder by Phone (1982)

    This is why I don't answer calls.

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  70. Triloquist (2008)

    Mark Jones: "Nothin's smaller than this budget!"

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  71. Mayhem (2017)

    Lynch as the I.T. guy is gold.

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  72. Bad Moon (1996)

    Strongest emotional reaction for the whole month.

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  73. The Dead Pit (1989)

    Glad I streamed this.. it's kinda terrible.

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  74. 13 Cameras (2015)
    (first viewing)

    ...Hank Hill, had Peggy never found him...

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  75. Hatchet II (2010)

    Maybe just don't go to haunted swamp

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  76. I Walked With A Zombie (1943; dir: Jacques Tourneur)

    Patrick's remake: I Walked With Sheri Moon

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  77. Shadow of the Vampire (2000)

    Hope Dafoe went 'method' with those nails

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  78. World War Z (2013)

    Life is too short for this movie.

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  79. Summer of 84

    Wish my childhood had been this exciting.

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  80. Lake Mungo

    Tried hard to board this movies’ wavelength.

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  81. HOUSE IV: THE REPOSSESION (1992)

    Award for Most Meandering Franchise goes to...

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  82. You're Next (2013)

    Pushy Australian spoils anniversary surprise. Bloody kangaroos.

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  83. Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon (2006)

    Surprised this has become such a favorite...

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  84. Hannibal (2001)

    Memorable bits: bowels, boars, brains, baggy pants

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  85. Starry Eyes (2014)

    Who would leave a potato themed restaurant?

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  86. It Follows (2014)

    Why not just bang a sex doll?

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  87. House (1985)

    Evil Dead II on a Miner scale.

    or...

    I really expected more undead cowboy hijinks.

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  88. Encounters of the Spooky Kind (1980)

    Sammo Hung beats zombies and wife. Hilarious!

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  89. The First Purge (2018)
    Needed some Grillo, Tomei sustains me though

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  90. They Live (1988) dir. John Carpenter

    flannel, flannel, flannel, flannel, flannel - Piper's Closet

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  91. A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child (1989)

    Freddy wishes he had The Bad Seed

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  92. It Follows (2014)

    This gonorrhea sucks. Here, you take it.

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  93. The Autopsy of Jane Doe (André Øvredal, 2016)

    Brian Cox's exasperated expressions make this everything.

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  94. Body Bags (1993)
    John Carpenter's acting improved since The Fog.
    #surefathercanigetpaid

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  95. Halloween II (1981) Mother strangely calm about kid's razorblade apple.

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  96. Halloween (1978)

    Six shots and no morning hangover? Unwatchable.

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  97. You Might Be The Killer (2018)

    You are probably... Most definitely the killer.

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