Lucio Fulci's THE HOUSE BY THE CEMETERY (1981, Ultra HD Blu-ray)Bob's crystal-clear blue peepers worth 4K upgrade.orThose fake "Day... Dead" bats get around!
LEATHERFACE: TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE III (1990, Amazon Rental) for the first time.Starring "She-Wolf of London's" Kate Hodge?! SOLD!orViggo Mortensen, you've come a long way.
SLEEPAWAY CAMP (1983, Dir. Robert Hiltzik) Long delayed gender reveal party goes awry.
Carnival of Souls (1962)If purgatory's like this...I'm kinda interested.
Carrie (1976)Teenagers and their bloody high school pranks.
Gretel & Hansel (2020, dir. Oz Perkins)Visionary new take: let's flip the names!Us (2019, dir. Jordan Peele)Meanwhile, the tethered are celebrating their Junesploitation.
Starfish (2018) ShudderLast night a mixtape saved my life.
Dracula, Dir Tod Browning 1931Renfield's laugh, a siren call for OctoberOrVan Helsing really should lock his door.
NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 2: FREDDYS REVENGEMakes Brokeback Mountain look like Top Gun.
Scare Me (2020) ShudderSpontaneous Horror improv group ends as expected.
Screamers aka Island of the Fishmen (1979/1980)“This movie has everything: Fishmen, Atlantis, Voodo!”
They're Playing With Fire (1984)Forget Die Hard. Best Christmas movie ever.
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Hands of Orlac dir Robert Wiene 1924The Hands are trying to speak, loudly
Color out of Space(2019) See what happens when you Milk Alpacas
Overlord (2018, dir. Julius Avery)Fascists doing bleach experiments or some shit.
IT FOLLOWS (2014)Dir. David Robert MitchellExposition more effective when strapped to wheelchair.
Roadgames (1981) Dir. Richard FranklinSTOP HITCHHIKING JAMIE LEE! IT'S FUCKING DANGEROUS!
The Color Out of SpaceNow that's what I call family bonding!
MandyHornet horror before 2020 made it cool
HostSolid way to bail on zoom meetings
Murders in the Rue Morgue, Dir Robert Florey 1932Gift hats always mean murderous ape attacks.
Butcher Baker Nightmare Maker (1981)I hardly know her baker nightmare maker!
SVENGALI (1931) Needs more YouTube male grooming popup ads.
Drag Me to Hell (2009)Dude, "gypsy" is not the preferred nomenclatureOrPROTIP: ALWAYS LEAVE ANVILS SUSPENDED FROM CEILING
I needed this back in my life. Thanks, FTM.The Mutilator (1984) Ralph’s the Carolina cousin of Jean Ralphio.
Night of the Demons (Tenney, 1988)Dancing demons delight...where'd that lipstick go?
The Relic (1997) Director Peter HyamsMuseum massacre proves science funding is extinct
Dracula (1931)DRACULA: “This is very old boxed wine.”
Zombie (Fulci, 1979)That voodoo that you do but sharkier
Tales of Terror (1962) (BORAT VOICE) MY WIFE! sleeps all day.
Demons(1985)T-1000, sold! Helicopter, rad! Green pilgrim...sure?
Scream 2 (1997)Randy's goatee should be killer in 5
THE CAT GIRL (1957) Not even this explains what “jellicle” is.
The Guest (2014)Best if viewed as Downton Abbey sequel.
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) Dir. Wes Craven Glenn is more sleepy than my cat.
Frankenstein (1931)Million Dollar Idea: Little girls as anchors!
Trick 'r Treat (2007)Always the first up to start ScaryMovieMonth
Sleepy Hollow (1999)Christopher Walken: "I gotta have more beheadings."
VEROTIKA (2019) Face skin like Pokemon. Collect ‘em all!
SCARE ME (2020] Modern update of Ken Russell’s “Gothic.” Yes!
VFW(2019) So...I guess they're tabs were paid?
Z (2019)Creepy and goofy monster all at once.
Verónica (2017, dir. Paco Plaza)Héroes del Silencio is a good band.
Hunchback of the morgue (1973):Paul Nashy? More like Paul Nasty! Recommended
Blood Rage (1987) (w/ FTM Commentary)Best pool final showdown besides It Follows?
Bride of FrankensteinA nice day for a fright wedding.
Creature from the Black Lagoon (1954)Soggy, unsettling allegory for American foreign policy
Dracula (1931)Imagine what music must the armadillos make!
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1931)I kinda thought Mr. Hyde was sexier.
Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948)They did the mash... the Monster Mash.
Child's Play (2019)Black Mirror meets Gremlins meets Old Yeller
What We Do In The Shadows(2014, dir. Taika Waititi)We all need a friend like Stu
The Abominable Dr. Phibes (1971)Not sure the rats should get credit.
The Invisible Man (2020)Dark Universe version Cruise plays her ex.
JACK THE RIPPER (1959) “Historical accuracy? What the heck is that?”
In the Mouth of Madness (1995)A public service announcement for radical evangelicalism.
American Werewolf in London (1981)No, Jack, you can't have my toast.
Gerald's game (2017)Game may require extra hand to play.
Fade To Black (1980)Give Not Shelly Winters a whole movie!
Dracula (1931)Lugosi bites necks while Frye chews scenery.
Hocus PocusSanderson Sisters steal souls of Salem's scions.
Wishmaster Twisted wishes definitely conjure large unknown Riske
Isle of the Dead (1945)Great idea to start with plague paranoia.
One Dark Night (1983) Was this shot during Phantasm's lunch breaks?
Either a castle high in the mountains,or a cabin deep in the woods,death wants his share, final girls beware,blood will spell in some crimson fountains,vampires, zombies and men in wicked hoods,terror for you - yet not for me,with F this movie!; seven words review! JAWS 2 (1978)Just like the first one - except originality.
Verotika (2019):Oh, Mother... Hey Danzig, More Cuts please!
BLOOD RAGE (1987) A possible shared universe with Troma’s Poultrygeist?
The Fly (1958, dir. Kurt Neumann)He’s pretty fly for a white guy!
The Toolbox Murders (2004)You Bettis watch out in this building.alsoThat's not what tools are for, jerk!
Alien (1979) Director Ridley ScottGlenn Danzig, while captaining the Nostromo: "Mother!"
Dracula (1931, die. Tod Browning)David Manners: The quintessential classic horror himbo.
The Old Dark House (1932)That old lady had a sick beard.
The Exorcist (1973): Kinderman: Now with 100% less bathtub carp!
Verotika (2019) w/FTHISMOVIE CommentaryIronically only thing not padded were brasorThis movie is the actual nek breakAH!!!
SLEEPWALKERS (1992) Wait, does anyone actually sleepwalk in this?
Mikey (1992) - Not a prequel to Life With Mikey
Sleepwalkers (1992)Clovis puts Charles in a Cat-atonic state
Verotika (2019)Excuse me, my eyes are down here.
*I have an awful habit of taking way too much time trying to pick out films to watch instead of watching them so I decided to go with a spin the wheel randomizer with Horror as the genre and IMDB rating set to 0-100. So without further ado-Roulette Wheel Movie #1 - The Omen (2006 - *rewatch)Sucks almost as much as 2020 does.
VEROTIKA (2020):Well, at least she’s wearing a mask.
Dead Silent (2007): Forget skin suits, try making dolls instead.
The Old Dark House (1932) After balcony fall: “The carnage!!” -Jim Ross
SLEEPAWAY CAMP (1983) Just imagine what these characters smell like.
The Burning(1981) Alternate title: The Burning in everyone's pants.
The Hidden (1987)I didn't get cocaine buying MY car
This movie works for the swelteringly hot Commander Susan Ivanova alone. Add in Ed O'Ross as villain and pre-Cooper MacLaughlin and you've got yourself a wicked fuckin' movie brah.
FRIGHT NIGHT (1985, dir. Tom Holland)Peter Vincent!Sounds better than Cushing Price.
"You're so cool, Brewster."
FROM BEYOND (1986)Bald Jeff Combs looks like Jim Carrey
Needful Things (1993)Sydow's Satan perfected by immaculate "clit tickler"
The Mangler (1995)Standing ovation Mr. Englund. You magnificent bastard.
Fright Night (1985)"Svengoolie" and practical events make this fun.
The Babysitter (McG, 2017)A different sort of adventure in babysitting.
Verotika (2020)Hey! Hey! My eyes are up...nevermind
Spellcaster (1988)Seriously, where the fuck is Adam Ant?
Silver Bullet (1985) Dir. Dan Attias Nice werewolf transforms into monstrous Everett McGill.
Pitch Black (2000)Only Coronas here are the ASTRONOMICAL PHENOMENA.
Scooby-Doo! Stage Fright (2013)Ra rot retter ran re CGI rone
The Devil’s RainIn which Satanic panic meets Yankee Candle
House of Wax (2005)Hey Paris! You can't candle the truth!
VAMPYR (1932, dir. Carl Theodor Dreyer)I went for some trashy exploitation tonight.
Halloween (1978)Babysitting really is the worst, isn't it?
BAD TASTE (1987) "Derek!" "Derek!" "Derek!" "Derek!" "Derek!" "Derek!" "Derek!"
ALUCARDA (1975)You can never scream "Satan" loud enough.
Spring(2015) Budding romance blossoms...then come the tentacles.
Scare Me (2020)You’re not the boss of me, title.
Hell Fest (2018)My nightmare even without a serial killer.
You should check out Haunt (2019), if you haven't already!
Evil Dead II (1987) Director Sam RaimiWasted my free Audible on The Necronomicon
Beyond the Black Rainbow (2010)I don't think he's a real doctor.
High Life (2018)I was expecting a space vampire. Disappointed!
Scream (1996)Craven/Williamson haven't figured out Cursed yet.
Frankenstein Meets The Wolf Man (1943)Lon slightly drunker than Bella is high.
It Cuts Deep (2020)At least it takes place at Christmas.
The Hunt (2020)Is this our protagonist? Nope. This? Nope.
Frankenstein (1931)I seent John Wayne steal that yeet.
Final Destination (Wong, 2000)."I'll see you soon." Listen to Death.
My Bloody Valentine (1981)Miners, not minors, got on my nerves.
The Cat and the Canary (1939)Can't collecting an inheritance ever be easy
Cemetery Man (1994)Dick injection, dick rejection, then dick dejection.
The Ruins (2008)This is no time for a handjob.
HostelYeah this movie has not aged well...
The AmbulanceWonder if this hospital takes my insurance.
The invisible Man (2020)Kind of slow. Moss steals the show
The Creature From The Black Lagoon (1954)Exceptional design meets stunning suit laden performance.
Verotika (2019)Fear is mindkiller. Albino spider is neckbreaker.
EL SANTO VS. LAS MUJERES VAMPIRO/ SANTO VS. THE VAMPIRE WOMEN (1962)Blood does amazing things for a complexion.OrDo you like wrestling with your horror?
Wish upon (2017)Career counselor never mentioned dumpster diving saxophonist.
The Prowler (1981)Far more gore than I remembered. Nice.
Unmasked Part 25 (1988)This is the movie that I watched.(Trump news drained me of all creativity - the movie was ok but stretched the premise a bit thin)
Doom Asylum (1988)Low budget cheese fest, bring me crackers!
The Devil's Doorway (2018)No nuns were harmed making this movie.
Priest (2011)A yearly movie in my Halloween rotation.
The Boy Who Cried Werewolf (2010)Surprisingly enjoyable with a Young Frankenstein homage.