Crossing a big one off my shame list.Chuck Russell's A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 3: DREAM WARRIORS (1987, Blu-ray) for the first time.Teenage "Medium," Springwood's very own Omega-level mutant.or"Primetime, bitch! Don't forget: slice, like, subscribe!"or80's as hell, then Dokken rocks joint!
David Cronenberg's SHIVERS (1975, Vestron Collection Blu-ray), first time in HD."Night of the Creeps: Canadian VD Edition."orIf only they'd have embraced contact tracing.orRare flick where bad acting enhances weirdness.
Cube (1998 - Vincenzo Natali) Could've been worse... it could've been dice.
The Ranger, Jenn Wexler, 2018Remember kids, it is rude to litter
SYMPTOMS (1974, dir. Jose Larraz)Angela Pleasence: a quietly creepy captivating performance.
Mortuary Collection, Ryan Spindell, 2019Defiently a favourite movie of the year.
BRIGHTBURN (2019, Dir. David Yarovesky) Try lacing that kid's Adderall with Kryptonite.
Death ship (1980)Like a slasher, but with a ship.
Strange behavior aka Dead Kids, dir Michael Laughlin 1981Overly excited to see NZ brand beer
Xtro! 1982 Xtrordinarilly impossible to compress into seven words! Or I know where the blood came from....
Hey, Dennis.😃 My man! 😎
Night School, dir Ken Hughes, 1981Best game of hide the head ever.
Z-O-M-B-I-E-S (2018)Jason Biggs’ doppelgänger does cheerleading and zombies.
DARK SHADOWS (2012) Nobody: “Barnabas, why’s your face like that?”
Berserker (1987)I wanna wear a mask like THAT!OrMan bear wrestles real bear in woods.
The Lodge (2019)The kids just "Mr. Nanny'd" this lady!?
Deadly Blessing (1981, dir. Wes Craven)Ernest Borgnein is just a total buzzkill.
Friday the 13th Part III (1982)Iconic mask stolen from annoying wet blanket
Christine (1983)Unofficial remake of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
The House with a Clock in its Walls (2018)Blanchett and Black much better than movie.
Son of Dracula (1943, dir. Robert Siodmak)Wait, Alucard spelled backwards is what now??
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NINA FOREVER (2015):When in doubt, try weird sex stuff.
Frozen (2010)Hate that I love this movie so
Hatchet (2006)That’s correct: Back to back Adam Green
Fright Night (1985) Dir. Tom HollandI prefer the original title "Scary Jerry"
Species II (1998)Oops, I accidentally searched "Giger" on YouPorn.
The Dungeonmaster aka Ragewar (1984)Beardless Dungeonmaster? Unconscionable. Despising Heavy Metal? Unfathomable!
The Cleansing Hour (2019)Hot priest wants that blue check mark
Dominion: Prequel to the Exorcist (2005)Can Renny Harlin remake Schrader’s Facebook page?
The Fly II (1989, dir. Chris Walas)Daphne Zuniga is the best special effect.
Warm Bodies (2013)Not the worst zombie movie I've seen.
Dracula's Daughter (1936)I didn't even know Dracula had kids!
AUDITION (1999) Getting a leg up on the competition.
Overlord (2018)As if regular Nazis weren't bad enough...
The Hitcher(1986) Hitchhiking Hauer hunts Howell, weirdest bromance ever.
1BRI have lived in worse apartment buildings.
Summer of Fear (1978) director Wes CravenCranked Cravin' Craven, crushed on cowgirl Reagan
Suspiria (2018)Big performance tonight? Well, break a leg!
Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986)Gets better every time I watch it.
In the Mouth of Madness (1995)Confident Kane wouldn't personalize autographs at cons.
Black Friday (1940)Karloff + Lugosi + Gangsters + Brain Transplants = Fun Times
Burn, Witch, Burn (1962, dir. Sidney Hayers)Spoiler: No witches get burned in this.
The Uninvited (2009)The Uninvited? More like the Unreliable... Narrator.
Mr. Sardonicus (1961)Sir Robert's a cool dude. I'm drinking.
Ouija (2014)Wait I thought HASBRO had the rites.
Friday the 13th Part III (1982)These are real eye popping practical effects.
The Brides of Dracula (1960)I'm a fan of Peter Cushings brand
Aenigma (1987, dir. Lucio Fulci)“Aenigma. Mr. A. Enigma. Adward Enigma!” - Batman.
PSYCHO (1998):Vaughn's Bates giggle sounds like Depp's Wonka.
The Wolf of Snow Hollow (2020, dir. Jim Cummings)A tonal mess or not my bag?[I honestly don't know with this one.]
The Legend of Sleepy Hollow (1980, dir. Henning Schellerup)Goldblum + Foster > Depp + Ricci
The Shining (1980)Unequivocal proof Kubrick was behind moon landing.
ALONG CAME THE DEVIL (2018) Alternate universe where every shirt’s a tanktop.
My Demon Lover (1987)I could be watching anything else instead.
Cruel Jaws (1995)This time it's personal...AND CRUEL.
Terror Train (1980)AKA, The Unsolicited Magic of David Copperfield.
The Hills Run Red (2009, dir. Dave Parker)Rank Babyface killers with Happy Death Day...
Alien (1979, dir. Ridley Scott) (with Blank Check Podcast's commentary)Jonesy is my favorite slasher final boy.
Theater of Blood (1973)Someone please remake this with Al Pacino.
Terror in the Aisles (1984)Slasher history taught via “slice and dice.”
The Perfection (2018)THIS IS WHY I PLAYED THE TRUMPET.
Horror Express (1972, dir. Eugenio Martín)Feels like Junesploitation, not Scary Movie Month.
The Perfection (2018)Cinematic missed opportunity: Death by Cello impalement.
Pumpkinhead (1988)Ancient witch only afternoon's drive from LA.
Waxwork II: Lost in Time1992, dir. Anthony HickoxStylishly spoofs spooky standards, satisfyingly silly sequel
Verotika2019, dir. Glenn DanzigGlenn’s got somezing to zay.... It’s tediouz.
Black Rainbow1989, dir. Mike HodgesIntriguing premise + great cast - Lol scares = surewhynot
Candyman 3: Day of the Dead1999, dir. Turi MeyerSweetest part? The ninth TubiTV ad break.
Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter1984, dir. Joseph ZitoDamn AirBNBs are ruining the neighborhood, amirite?
Sinister2012, dir. Scott DerricksonGreat direction, atmosphere, scares… hammy villain (Ga-Bughuul?)
The Boy Behind the Door (2020)Unrelenting tension from the jump. Loved it.
Blood Fest (2018)A poorly written love letter to horror.
Ghost Stories (2017)This is a dark Scooby-Doo episode
Prince of Darkness (1987)Satanic rebirth via unsuspecting housewife: WAY easier
In The Mouth Of Madness (1994)Sam Neill's mouth? Madness. My mouth? Mac-n-cheese.
Don't Torture A Duckling (1972)I agree, but don't like being bossed.
Maniac Cop (1988)For some reason not as enjoyable now
Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers(1995). Tommy Doyle is the worst babysitter ever.
Slither (2006)Henry: Portrait Of A Grody Worm Monster
The Mortuary Collection (2020)Guy hasn't seen "Waterfalls" music video apparently.
Species II (1998)Came for aliens, stayed for the lovemaking
Shadow in the Cloud (2020)Pretty fun low budget action/creature feature.
It's like a B-Movie with alotta heart.
Extremity (2018, dir. Anthony DiBlasi)Make Allison’s final form iconic, you cowards.
ALONG CAME THE DEVIL II (2019) Filmmakers assume no one remembers The Exorcist.
Vampires vs. the Bronx (Rodriguez, 2020)A different kind of a Bronx tale
The Mummy (1999)God, how I miss 1990s Stephen Sommers.
Shivers (1975)Incels would probably enjoy this parasite. Douchebags.
Cellar Dweller (1988) John Carl BluecherCombs makes drawing like EC look EZ
Maniac (1980)Like Elric said, poetry in his eyes. OrSpinell shoots shotgun straight through Savinis skull.
Dr. Sleep (2020)Shine: it's what the "cool" kids huff.
Summer of Fear aka Stranger in Our House (1978, dir. Wes Craven)Ah, to be a 31-year-old teenager again...
Hubie Halloween (2020)Hubie do be...Adam Sandler & friends.
The Cleansing Hour (2020) Google Glass: A demon's worst enemy
Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982) How many dwarfs died before becoming gag?
30 Days of Night (Slade, 2007)Josh Hartnett loves to make numbers movies
Jigsaw (2017)Jigsaw's biggest crime: Being a nosey neighbor
Doctor Sleep Director's Cut (2019)Great movie and parade of actress crushes
The Witch(2015). When Thou goat dost speaketh, I absconded
12 Hour Shift (2020)Psycho cousin is a pre-existing condition.
Insidious: Chapter 2Liked it this time. DayQuil fog helped.
Love and Monsters (2020)Rooker, the dog and Minnow need spinoff.orShe didn't wait? Was only 7 years!
Tales From the Crypt Presents: Demon KnightIt's bursting with plot. Graveyard plots! YEEEEE-HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH(that counts as one word, right?)
Bad Moon (1996) Eric RedElated when this Thor appeared in Endgame
Critters (1986)MTV in Kansas only gets one video.
Critters 2 (1988)Seriously, what's with finding porno mags outdoors?
THE ALIEN DEAD (1978) Dental plan… Lisa needs braces… Dental plan…
Piranha (1978)Unlikely duo fails to prevent feeding frenzy.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)First time noticing the literal ARM chair.
Get Out (2017)Wouldn't want Stephen Root inside me either.
Vampires (1998)Gave me James Woods, Mahogany, Ebony, Teak.
The Hidden (1987)Kyle MacLachlan almost a convincing human... again.Or...“Squibs! Squibs! Squibs! Lovely Squibs, Wonderful Squibs!”
QUEEN OF BLOOD (1966)Becomes gothic sci-fi in the final third.OrAlien feeding and laying eggs before Alien.
The Void(2016)Doc skips god complex for Cthulhu complex
The Witch (2015 Robert Eggers)“What dost thou want?” .... more fire wood
The Autopsy of Jane Doe(2017)Normally I'm against Cox out at autopsies
The Autopsy of Jane Doe(2017)Cox and Hirsch shine. Jane is lifeless
I Sill Know What You Did Last Summer (1998 Danny Cannon)Really expensive revenge plot for hook hand.
The Final Destination (’09, David R. Ellis)Series’ weakest entry is also the goriest.
Doctor Sleep (2019) Flanagans troupe should remake all horror movies!
Diabolique (1955)Why do murders never go as planned?
Satanic Panic (2019)Unbelievable portrayal of the rich - too nice.
Overlord (2018)Was this movie made just for me?
The Invisible Man (1933) and An American Werewolf in London (1981) DoubleRuntime: Approximately one Marvel or Tarantino movie.
The Relic (1997)Shots and Froth! This fall on NBC.(I would watch all 7 seasons of this police procedural show, all 2 seasons if aired on Fox)
Final Destination 2 (2003)Totally unbelievable. Coffee cup with no lid.