Monday, October 19, 2020

2020 Scary Movie Challenge Day 19

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    1. It's #ScaryMovieMonth Hump Day in my personal schedule. Taking it easy, turning critical brain off and enjoying personal favorites.

      ANNA AND THE APOCALYPSE (2018, HULU). Also available for streaming on Amazon Prime.

      Apocalypse overshadowed best school talent show ever!

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      Why hasn't this gotten FTM's commentary treatment?

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  2. Tommy Lee Wallace's HALLOWEEN III: SEASON OF THE WITCH (1983, DVD) with F This Movie's 2015 Commentary Track

    Birthplace of Tom Atkins' nickname, 'Dick Cloth.'

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    Cochran's masterplan foiled by "meddling middle-aged kids."

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  3. George A. Romero's DAWN OF THE DEAD (1978, DVD)

    Antifa's official 'Training Video' for doing you-know-what.

    or

    2020 remake features MAGA supporters as zombies.

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  4. I don't know if this one counts, but:

    Thriller (1983 - John Landis)

    Smooth Zombies - they don't care about us.

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    Impressive short horror musical - hits every note.

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  5. Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers, dir Dominique Othenin-Girard, 1989

    Why does Halloween want to punish Jamie?

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  6. Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers, dir Joe Chappelle, 1995

    Go Home Halloween Six, you are drunk.

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  7. Friday the 13th Part III (1982)

    Feels like the series' most mismatched cast.

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  8. Wishmaster (1997)

    Quality CGI glass effects? Nah-F*ck it!

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  9. THE NANNY (1965)

    Alright, who is the crazy one here?

    Or

    Bette Davis, more actress than scream queen.

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  10. Halloween (2018)

    Jamie Lee Curtis's Extreme Makeover: Home Edition

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    1. Or

      Halloween Ends better have more kickass Grier

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  11. UNTRACABLE (2008, Dir. Gregory Hoblit)

    Kitten murder: harrowing. Colin Hanks murder: hilarious.

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  12. The Boogens (1981)

    They delved too greedily and too deep

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  13. Halloween H20, dir Steve Minor, 1998

    Curtis should wield an axe more often.

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  14. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)

    Bromley's boy brings back beautiful butcher brood

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  15. PARANORMAN (2012)

    Want entire movie of the bully breakdancing.

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  16. VIPCO The Untold Story (2018)
    | Documentary



    Vipco cut films more than most slashers



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  17. Evil Dead (2013)

    Guess they re-imagined TCM's Grandpa/hammer scene

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  18. TERROR TRAIN (1980)

    Killing on a train is a drag!

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  19. Dracula (1931)

    Yes I watched Dracula again. Is masterpiece.

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  20. Frankenstein (1931)

    Shelley, Whale, Pierce, Karloff combine like Voltron.

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  21. The Guest (2014)

    My guests only help kill snacks. Darn.

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  22. Kiss of the Damned (2012)

    Only slightly less sexy than Hubie Halloween.

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  23. Psycho (1998)

    Norman runs motel, also plays football probably.

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  24. Army of Darkness (1993)

    Sue me, I prefer the theatrical cut.

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    1. London bridge isn't falling down, falling down...

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  25. Eyeball (Gatti rossi in un labirinto di vetro) (1975)

    Nevermind murderers, bus trips are terrifying nowadays.

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  26. Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990)

    Phantom of Opera still the best gremlin.

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  27. Congo (1995)

    Best accent in order: Amy, diamond-laser, Hudson

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  28. The Crazies (2010)

    Ill-defined rules but lot's of scary moments.

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  29. Se7en (1995)

    Spacey's performance still good despite Spacey sucking.

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  30. Popcorn (1991)

    Teach me to talk like Tony Roberts

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  31. Wishmaster 2: Evil Never Dies (1999)

    Prison this time is not between worlds.

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  32. Wishmaster 2: Evil Never Dies (1999)

    "No clue it's about wishes." - Jack Sholder

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  33. The Mummy’s Ghost (1994)

    High Priests, put exposition in an email.

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  34. The Exorcist 2

    JB likes that Pazuzu goes to Pachuku

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  35. Psycho III (1986)

    I don't think that's how falling works.

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  36. April Fools Day (1986)

    Oh you got to be kidding me...

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  37. Psycho IV: The Beginning (1990)

    Answers the question nature or boner shaming.

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  38. Thinner (1996)

    After watching this, I am now... dumber.

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  39. The Perfume of the Lady in Black (Il profumo della signora in nero) (1974, dir. Francesco Barilli)

    Better Alice in Wonderland adaptation than Burton's.

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  40. Wolf (1994) Why does Will Randall look like Wolverine?

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  41. I Saw The Devil (2010)

    Revenge never gets old for these boys.

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  42. The Mortuary Collection (2020)

    What can Clancy Brown BOO for you?

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  43. Scare Package (2019)

    Gory anthology tries too hard. ...It's fine.

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  44. Color Out Of Space (2019)

    Now go give your mother a kiss.

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  45. Hostile (2017)

    Post apocalypse movie mostly set before apocalypse

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  46. The Thing (1982)

    This is why you wear a mask.

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  47. A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 4: THE DREAM MASTER (1988):

    Right. The one with the peeing dog.

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  48. Scream 4 (2011)

    Up for game of 2010's actress bingo?

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  49. The Mortuary Collection (2019)

    "Tales From The Burbs" seems more accurate.

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  50. The Curse of Audrey Earnshaw (2020, dir. Thomas Robert Lee)

    Hush little sheepy head don't you cry

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  51. NIGHT OF SOMETHING STRANGE (2016)

    Is this the motel from Voyeur documentary?

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  52. Brain Dead (1990)

    Pullman's not Paxton... He's actually Bud Cort.

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  53. A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 5: THE DREAM CHILD (1989):

    Right. The one that gets the #HopkinsBump.

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  54. 31 (2016)

    Fuck! Man. Fuck. Fuck! Pussy! Fuck. Fuck!

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  55. Teeth (2007)

    What kind of toothpaste do gynecologists recommend?

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  56. The Slumber Party Massacre (1982)

    Boobs and power tools, it’s still fun.

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  57. Hell House LLC II: The Abaddon Hotel

    That's it, that is my seven words.

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  58. The Raven (1935)

    Poe fans: Less menacing than Snyder fans.

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  59. FREDDY’S DEAD: THE FINAL NIGHTMARE (1991):

    Right. The one that I kinda hate.

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  60. Psycho (1960)

    Tony Perkins buys Camp Hope, creates Perkinsizing

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  61. Theater of Blood

    My kingdom for that Vincent Price afro.

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  62. THE LIFT (1973)

    Every movie has its ups and downs.

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  63. Season of the Witch (1972)

    Witchcraft, the fondue pot of the 70s.

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  64. No Escape a.k.a Follow Me

    Spoiler...















    Fincher's "The Game" for millenials. GARBAGE.

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  65. One Dark Night (1983)

    Moldy corpse headbutts snobby, selfish Sister leader.

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  66. Friday the 13th (1980):

    The one with the pissed off mother.

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  67. Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981):

    The one with the shrine to mother.

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  68. Friday the 13th Part 3:

    The one where Jason takes up hockey.

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  69. Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984):

    The one with the bald lost boy

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  70. Friday the 13th: A New Beginning (1985):

    The one with damn enchiladas and Roy

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  71. The Cabin in the Woods (2011)

    Most fun final 10 mins in horror?

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  72. Friday the 13th Part VI (1986):

    The one where Horshack shockingly resurrects Jason

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  73. The Beach House (Brown, 2019)

    Missed opportunity for a Bernie Lomax cameo

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  74. Beetlejuice (1988, dir. Tim Burton)

    Someone please give Beetlejuice a cold shower.

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  75. EAT (2014)

    “Gore isn’t scary.”
    Movie: “Hold my toe.”

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  76. The Birds (1963)
    Squirrels! Squirrels! SQUIRRELS! Wait, what are birds?

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  77. Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993)

    Good news! Heart tastes just like chicken.

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  78. Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)

    Just wish Coppola had made some effort.

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  79. Llamageddon(2015)

    More words in review than the budget

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  80. Satanic Panic (2019)

    Tip your driver to stay alive er.

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  81. Llamageddon(2015)

    Laser eyed space llama really sells itself

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  82. The Thing(1982)

    Same review as every year. Perfect movie.

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  83. Child's Play (1988)

    Turns out life in plastic isn't fantastic.

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  84. The Mortuary Collection (2019(?))

    Tales from Just Slightly Before the Crypt.

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  85. The Black Cat (1981) director Lucio Fulci

    Thriller-Eyes Cat Burns Michael Jackson Effigy

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  86. Wishmaster 2: Evil Never Dies

    Purify yourself: remove earrings and wear pastels.

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  87. Abbott & Costello Meet the Killer, Boris Karloff (1949)

    You could make a better movie. Really.

    OR: Karloff plays super villain, the Check Casher.

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  88. Dementia 13 (’63, Francis Ford Coppola)

    Like a gothic/film noir/slasher mashup.

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  89. Train to Busan (2016)

    Enjoyable zombie allegory and train allegory mashup.

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