JACKALS (2016, Shout! TV) for the first time.80's-set "The Strangers" ripoff. Ben Sullivan rules!orFeaturing Stephen Dorff as "Janet Leigh"... yikes!
WITCHES IN THE WOODS (2019, Showtime) for the first time.More like "Bitches... Woods," particularly mansplaining douchebags.orLove-it-or-hate-it final twist somewhat redeems formulaic filmmaking.
Adam Wingard's YOU'RE NEXT (2011, Peacock)Sharni Vinson, every final girl's spirit animal.orGreat tagline for future COVID-19 horror pic.
Mahal (1949 - Kamal Amrohi) Indian gothic reincarnation ghost love story - interesting.
Darling, dir Mickey Keating, 2015Cleaning tip. Always use the whole rollOrBeautiful, stark, I kinda loved this movie
Scarecrows (1988)Hay Hay it's Bert the friendly Scarecrow!
THE CRIMSON RIVERS (2000, Dir. Mathieu Kassovitz) Perfectly Paced Pulse Pounding Potent Pyrenees Policier
Host, dir Rob Savage, 2020Astral Plane also played a drinking game
The Pit and the Pendulum, dir Roger Corman, 1961Price's perpetual pendulum gets pointy with Steele
The Nun (2018)Jump Scare Nun: A Conjuring Universe Story
Halloween II, dir Rob Zombie, 2009Everyone gets up staged by Werid Al
Alien Covenant 2017 Ridley ScottAlien Could We Please Be Stoppin It
V/H/S Viral (2014)Skeletons + Fire + Skateboards = Boring!?
WISHMASTER (1997) Little sister is my movie soul mate.
The Howling 2VHS tape is out at one spot
Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael MyersWhen did Michael renew his driver's licence?
The Curse of Frankenstein (1952) director Terrence Fisher"But Doctor, why the superfluous third nipple?"
WISHMASTER 2: EVIL NEVER DIES (1999) With kung fu twins, who needs Divoff?
Grizzly II: RevengeThirty-seven years later and still not finished
GINGER SNAPS (2000) Because calling it LORNA DOODLES would suck!
Death Note (2017)Who knew Final Destinations were missing Dafoe?
orYet another banging soundtrack from Adam Wingard
Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer (1986)So good, I'll never watch it again.
Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)Gordon is a really great dog name.
Brides of Dracula (1960) female vampire villain trio sub for Dracula
WISHMASTER 3: BEYOND THE GATES OF HELL (2001) There’s drop-offs in quality, then there’s this.
In the Mouth of Madness(1995)Can anyone play "off" better than Glover?
In the Mouth of Madness(1995)Sign of a good book? Bleeding eyes.
I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)Whadaya want from me? Enter cleavage cam.
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998)What's is Brazil's capital? Enter cleavage cam.
I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer (2006)What're we doing here? Nada damn thing.
Witchfinder General (1968)Bill Hader and Kenny Omega are assholes!
WISHMASTER: THE PROPHECY FULFILLED (2002) Wishmaster sequel, or Todd McFarlane Spawn comic?
Resolution (2012)On "Liked but probably won't revisit" list.
Verotika (2019, dir. Glenn Danzig)Zhere, on ze televizion! What ze fuck!?
Wishmaster 2: Evil Never DiesMore like The Wantmaster. Am I right?
Scare Package (2020)Starts and ends strong. Middle not great.
Under The Skin (2013)"Invasion of the Body Snatchers" meets "Trainspotting."
People Under The Stairs (1991) Like every movie, needs more Kelly Jo
JENNIFER'S BODY (2009):If Fall Out Boy was a movie.
WES CRAVEN’S NEW NIGHTMARE (1994):Wait. Do I even like these movies?
The Houses October Built (2014)Convinced that angry clown is Joe Exotic.
The Mummy’s Curse (1944, dir. Leslie Goodwins)Hard to joke about something so nondescript.
The Watcher (2000)Who's more bored, me or Keanu Reeves?
SHE’S CRUSHED (2010) I’m crushed over time lost watching this.
As Above, So Below (2014)Hell of a night for ragtag explorers.
The Gate (1987)Still expecting little Stephen Dorff to smoke
SCREAM (1996):Kenny the cameraman deserved a lot better.
Psycho (1998)Told you I would be watching again.
Jason X (2001)'He just wanted his machete back, guys.
Halloween 3 (1982)I try every year but still terrible
Murders at the zoo, dir A. Edward Sutherland, 1933 Hopefully zoo care has improved since 1933
SLITHIS (1978) Now that is a barrel chested monster.
Rosemary’s Baby (1968)“all them witches” are hospitable, at least
Spontaneous Combustion (1990, dir. Tobe Hooper)Weirdly and wonderfully mad Tobe Hooper joint.
Seen this Tobe joint so many times in the hunt to loving it... Thankfully my last viewing was the one that clicked, I'm now 100% behind SC being one of his best! :)
Little Shop Of Horrors (1986)First rewatch in 30 years.....feeling old. Meaning I’m feeling old saying that. I thought the movie really holds up. I had way more fun with this than I was expecting.
The Beach House (2019)Recommended - Great location, would become jellyfish again
Leviathan (1989)OK so, here’s The Thing about vodka...
Freddy’s Dead: The Final NightmareWell...the movie is under 90 minutes.
And directed by a woman (Rachel Talalay) who rose from the production ranks of the previous "NOES" films. Other than that... :-(
SUSPIRIA (2018):Speaking of weird remakes that kinda rule...
The Twilight Zone MovieAnother reason not to fly right now.
Fade to BlackNot a lawyer, but isn’t this movie...
Psycho III (1986) Dir. Anthony PerkinsThis Barbara Walters origin story is fascinating.
The Ruins (2008)Jena Malone is a magnet for misfortune
NIGHTWISH (1989) I question the validity of this experiment.
Black Box1/2-star. body contortion = modern horror sin #2.
The Pit and the Pendulum (1961) director Roger CormanWhen you say you want basement finished...
The Fog (1980)Fuck Axe, I want Atkins body spray.
April Fools Day (1986)"More like 'April McFly Day'!" - Arch, probably
Phantom of The Opera (1925) Iconic imagery just all over the place
The Blackcoats Daughter (2015)Religious boarding schools often harbor great evil.
Halloween: Reserrection (2002)"Welcome back to America's Next Top Michael"
#Alive (Cho, 2020)South Korea trending with good zombie flicks!
NIGHTMARE (1964, dir. Freddie Francis)Effective and atmospheric black-and-white thriller from Hammer.
The Mortuary Collection (2020, dir. Ryan Spindell)Murder’s the option before a rest home??
Fright Night (2011) Dir. Craig GillespieOkay, but this time with less charisma.
JOHN CARPENTERS VAMPIRES (1998) Forget stakes. Vampire weakness is mechanical winch.
The Autopsy of Jane Doe (2016)Jane Doe's brain knows then wiggles toes.
Friday the 13th (1980, dir. Sean S. Cunningham)Don’t love it. Will watch it anytime.
Relic (2020)Can grandma stay lost through election season?Or...Man, everyone finds grandma so a peeling.
Comedy of Terrors (1963)Not advocating murder but glad singing stopped.
The Devil's Rain (1975)Ended like a Tenafly Viper addicts meeting.
Parasite (1982)Finally seeing what the hype was about.
Demi Moore's succulent "lemons"? ;-)
DEAD OF NIGHT (1945)Show the dummy who is the boss!OrThe beginning the end or the opposite.
Eaten Alive (Tobe Hooper 1976)Busy night at the crocodile murder hotel