JACKALS (2016, Shout! TV) for the first time.80's-set "The Strangers" ripoff. Ben Sullivan rules!orFeaturing Stephen Dorff as "Janet Leigh"... yikes!
WITCHES IN THE WOODS (2019, Showtime) for the first time.More like "Bitches... Woods," particularly mansplaining douchebags.orLove-it-or-hate-it final twist somewhat redeems formulaic filmmaking.
Adam Wingard's YOU'RE NEXT (2011, Peacock)Sharni Vinson, every final girl's spirit animal.orGreat tagline for future COVID-19 horror pic.
Mahal (1949 - Kamal Amrohi) Indian gothic reincarnation ghost love story - interesting.
Darling, dir Mickey Keating, 2015Cleaning tip. Always use the whole rollOrBeautiful, stark, I kinda loved this movie
Scarecrows (1988)Hay Hay it's Bert the friendly Scarecrow!
THE CRIMSON RIVERS (2000, Dir. Mathieu Kassovitz) Perfectly Paced Pulse Pounding Potent Pyrenees Policier
Host, dir Rob Savage, 2020Astral Plane also played a drinking game
The Pit and the Pendulum, dir Roger Corman, 1961Price's perpetual pendulum gets pointy with Steele
Nice!
The Nun (2018)Jump Scare Nun: A Conjuring Universe Story
Halloween II, dir Rob Zombie, 2009Everyone gets up staged by Werid Al
Alien Covenant 2017 Ridley ScottAlien Could We Please Be Stoppin It
V/H/S Viral (2014)Skeletons + Fire + Skateboards = Boring!?
WISHMASTER (1997) Little sister is my movie soul mate.
The Howling 2VHS tape is out at one spot
Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael MyersWhen did Michael renew his driver's licence?
The Curse of Frankenstein (1952) director Terrence Fisher"But Doctor, why the superfluous third nipple?"
WISHMASTER 2: EVIL NEVER DIES (1999) With kung fu twins, who needs Divoff?
Grizzly II: RevengeThirty-seven years later and still not finished
GINGER SNAPS (2000) Because calling it LORNA DOODLES would suck!
Death Note (2017)Who knew Final Destinations were missing Dafoe?
orYet another banging soundtrack from Adam Wingard
Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer (1986)So good, I'll never watch it again.
Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)Gordon is a really great dog name.
Brides of Dracula (1960) female vampire villain trio sub for Dracula
WISHMASTER 3: BEYOND THE GATES OF HELL (2001) There’s drop-offs in quality, then there’s this.
In the Mouth of Madness(1995)Can anyone play "off" better than Glover?
In the Mouth of Madness(1995)Sign of a good book? Bleeding eyes.
I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)Whadaya want from me? Enter cleavage cam.
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998)What's is Brazil's capital? Enter cleavage cam.
I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer (2006)What're we doing here? Nada damn thing.
Witchfinder General (1968)Bill Hader and Kenny Omega are assholes!
WISHMASTER: THE PROPHECY FULFILLED (2002) Wishmaster sequel, or Todd McFarlane Spawn comic?
Resolution (2012)On "Liked but probably won't revisit" list.
Verotika (2019, dir. Glenn Danzig)Zhere, on ze televizion! What ze fuck!?
Wishmaster 2: Evil Never DiesMore like The Wantmaster. Am I right?
Scare Package (2020)Starts and ends strong. Middle not great.
Under The Skin (2013)"Invasion of the Body Snatchers" meets "Trainspotting."
People Under The Stairs (1991) Like every movie, needs more Kelly Jo
JENNIFER'S BODY (2009):If Fall Out Boy was a movie.
WES CRAVEN’S NEW NIGHTMARE (1994):Wait. Do I even like these movies?
The Houses October Built (2014)Convinced that angry clown is Joe Exotic.
The Mummy’s Curse (1944, dir. Leslie Goodwins)Hard to joke about something so nondescript.
The Watcher (2000)Who's more bored, me or Keanu Reeves?
SHE’S CRUSHED (2010) I’m crushed over time lost watching this.
As Above, So Below (2014)Hell of a night for ragtag explorers.
The Gate (1987)Still expecting little Stephen Dorff to smoke
SCREAM (1996):Kenny the cameraman deserved a lot better.
Psycho (1998)Told you I would be watching again.
Jason X (2001)'He just wanted his machete back, guys.
Halloween 3 (1982)I try every year but still terrible
Murders at the zoo, dir A. Edward Sutherland, 1933 Hopefully zoo care has improved since 1933
SLITHIS (1978) Now that is a barrel chested monster.
Rosemary’s Baby (1968)“all them witches” are hospitable, at least
Spontaneous Combustion (1990, dir. Tobe Hooper)Weirdly and wonderfully mad Tobe Hooper joint.
Seen this Tobe joint so many times in the hunt to loving it... Thankfully my last viewing was the one that clicked, I'm now 100% behind SC being one of his best! :)
Little Shop Of Horrors (1986)First rewatch in 30 years.....feeling old. Meaning I’m feeling old saying that. I thought the movie really holds up. I had way more fun with this than I was expecting.
The Beach House (2019)Recommended - Great location, would become jellyfish again
Leviathan (1989)OK so, here’s The Thing about vodka...
Freddy’s Dead: The Final NightmareWell...the movie is under 90 minutes.
And directed by a woman (Rachel Talalay) who rose from the production ranks of the previous "NOES" films. Other than that... :-(
SUSPIRIA (2018):Speaking of weird remakes that kinda rule...
The Twilight Zone MovieAnother reason not to fly right now.
Fade to BlackNot a lawyer, but isn’t this movie...
Psycho III (1986) Dir. Anthony PerkinsThis Barbara Walters origin story is fascinating.
The Ruins (2008)Jena Malone is a magnet for misfortune
NIGHTWISH (1989) I question the validity of this experiment.
Black Box1/2-star. body contortion = modern horror sin #2.
The Pit and the Pendulum (1961) director Roger CormanWhen you say you want basement finished...
The Fog (1980)Fuck Axe, I want Atkins body spray.
April Fools Day (1986)"More like 'April McFly Day'!" - Arch, probably
Phantom of The Opera (1925) Iconic imagery just all over the place
The Blackcoats Daughter (2015)Religious boarding schools often harbor great evil.
Halloween: Reserrection (2002)"Welcome back to America's Next Top Michael"
#Alive (Cho, 2020)South Korea trending with good zombie flicks!
NIGHTMARE (1964, dir. Freddie Francis)Effective and atmospheric black-and-white thriller from Hammer.
The Mortuary Collection (2020, dir. Ryan Spindell)Murder’s the option before a rest home??
Fright Night (2011) Dir. Craig GillespieOkay, but this time with less charisma.
JOHN CARPENTERS VAMPIRES (1998) Forget stakes. Vampire weakness is mechanical winch.
The Autopsy of Jane Doe (2016)Jane Doe's brain knows then wiggles toes.
Friday the 13th (1980, dir. Sean S. Cunningham)Don’t love it. Will watch it anytime.
Relic (2020)Can grandma stay lost through election season?Or...Man, everyone finds grandma so a peeling.
Comedy of Terrors (1963)Not advocating murder but glad singing stopped.
The Devil's Rain (1975)Ended like a Tenafly Viper addicts meeting.
Parasite (1982)Finally seeing what the hype was about.
Demi Moore's succulent "lemons"? ;-)
DEAD OF NIGHT (1945)Show the dummy who is the boss!OrThe beginning the end or the opposite.
Eaten Alive (Tobe Hooper 1976)Busy night at the crocodile murder hotel
JACKALS (2016, Shout! TV) for the first time.
ReplyDelete80's-set "The Strangers" ripoff. Ben Sullivan rules!
or
Featuring Stephen Dorff as "Janet Leigh"... yikes!
WITCHES IN THE WOODS (2019, Showtime) for the first time.
ReplyDeleteMore like "Bitches... Woods," particularly mansplaining douchebags.
or
Love-it-or-hate-it final twist somewhat redeems formulaic filmmaking.
Adam Wingard's YOU'RE NEXT (2011, Peacock)
ReplyDeleteSharni Vinson, every final girl's spirit animal.
or
Great tagline for future COVID-19 horror pic.
Mahal (1949 - Kamal Amrohi)
ReplyDeleteIndian gothic reincarnation ghost love story - interesting.
Darling, dir Mickey Keating, 2015
ReplyDeleteCleaning tip. Always use the whole roll
Or
Beautiful, stark, I kinda loved this movie
Scarecrows (1988)
ReplyDeleteHay Hay it's Bert the friendly Scarecrow!
THE CRIMSON RIVERS (2000, Dir. Mathieu Kassovitz)
ReplyDeletePerfectly Paced Pulse Pounding Potent Pyrenees Policier
Host, dir Rob Savage, 2020
ReplyDeleteAstral Plane also played a drinking game
The Pit and the Pendulum, dir Roger Corman, 1961
ReplyDeletePrice's perpetual pendulum gets pointy with Steele
Nice!
DeleteThe Nun (2018)
ReplyDeleteJump Scare Nun: A Conjuring Universe Story
Halloween II, dir Rob Zombie, 2009
ReplyDeleteEveryone gets up staged by Werid Al
Alien Covenant 2017 Ridley Scott
ReplyDeleteAlien Could We Please Be Stoppin It
V/H/S Viral (2014)
ReplyDeleteSkeletons + Fire + Skateboards = Boring!?
WISHMASTER (1997)
ReplyDeleteLittle sister is my movie soul mate.
The Howling 2
ReplyDeleteVHS tape is out at one spot
Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers
ReplyDeleteWhen did Michael renew his driver's licence?
The Curse of Frankenstein (1952) director Terrence Fisher
ReplyDelete"But Doctor, why the superfluous third nipple?"
WISHMASTER 2: EVIL NEVER DIES (1999)
ReplyDeleteWith kung fu twins, who needs Divoff?
Grizzly II: Revenge
ReplyDeleteThirty-seven years later and still not finished
GINGER SNAPS (2000)
ReplyDeleteBecause calling it LORNA DOODLES would suck!
Death Note (2017)
ReplyDeleteWho knew Final Destinations were missing Dafoe?
or
DeleteYet another banging soundtrack from Adam Wingard
Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer (1986)
ReplyDeleteSo good, I'll never watch it again.
Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)
ReplyDeleteGordon is a really great dog name.
Brides of Dracula (1960)
ReplyDeletefemale vampire villain trio sub for Dracula
WISHMASTER 3: BEYOND THE GATES OF HELL (2001)
ReplyDeleteThere’s drop-offs in quality, then there’s this.
In the Mouth of Madness(1995)
ReplyDeleteCan anyone play "off" better than Glover?
In the Mouth of Madness(1995)
ReplyDeleteSign of a good book? Bleeding eyes.
I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)
ReplyDeleteWhadaya want from me? Enter cleavage cam.
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998)
ReplyDeleteWhat's is Brazil's capital? Enter cleavage cam.
I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer (2006)
ReplyDeleteWhat're we doing here? Nada damn thing.
Witchfinder General (1968)
ReplyDeleteBill Hader and Kenny Omega are assholes!
WISHMASTER: THE PROPHECY FULFILLED (2002)
ReplyDeleteWishmaster sequel, or Todd McFarlane Spawn comic?
Resolution (2012)
ReplyDeleteOn "Liked but probably won't revisit" list.
Verotika (2019, dir. Glenn Danzig)
ReplyDeleteZhere, on ze televizion! What ze fuck!?
Wishmaster 2: Evil Never Dies
ReplyDeleteMore like The Wantmaster. Am I right?
Scare Package (2020)
ReplyDeleteStarts and ends strong. Middle not great.
Under The Skin (2013)
ReplyDelete"Invasion of the Body Snatchers" meets "Trainspotting."
People Under The Stairs (1991)
ReplyDeleteLike every movie, needs more Kelly Jo
JENNIFER'S BODY (2009):
ReplyDeleteIf Fall Out Boy was a movie.
WES CRAVEN’S NEW NIGHTMARE (1994):
ReplyDeleteWait. Do I even like these movies?
The Houses October Built (2014)
ReplyDeleteConvinced that angry clown is Joe Exotic.
The Mummy’s Curse (1944, dir. Leslie Goodwins)
ReplyDeleteHard to joke about something so nondescript.
The Watcher (2000)
ReplyDeleteWho's more bored, me or Keanu Reeves?
SHE’S CRUSHED (2010)
ReplyDeleteI’m crushed over time lost watching this.
As Above, So Below (2014)
ReplyDeleteHell of a night for ragtag explorers.
The Gate (1987)
ReplyDeleteStill expecting little Stephen Dorff to smoke
SCREAM (1996):
ReplyDeleteKenny the cameraman deserved a lot better.
Psycho (1998)
ReplyDeleteTold you I would be watching again.
Jason X (2001)'
ReplyDeleteHe just wanted his machete back, guys.
Halloween 3 (1982)
ReplyDeleteI try every year but still terrible
Murders at the zoo, dir A. Edward Sutherland, 1933
ReplyDeleteHopefully zoo care has improved since 1933
SLITHIS (1978)
ReplyDeleteNow that is a barrel chested monster.
Rosemary’s Baby (1968)
ReplyDelete“all them witches” are hospitable, at least
Spontaneous Combustion (1990, dir. Tobe Hooper)
ReplyDeleteWeirdly and wonderfully mad Tobe Hooper joint.
Seen this Tobe joint so many times in the hunt to loving it... Thankfully my last viewing was the one that clicked, I'm now 100% behind SC being one of his best! :)
DeleteLittle Shop Of Horrors (1986)
ReplyDeleteFirst rewatch in 30 years.....feeling old.
Meaning I’m feeling old saying that. I thought the movie really holds up. I had way more fun with this than I was expecting.
The Beach House (2019)
ReplyDeleteRecommended - Great location, would become jellyfish again
Leviathan (1989)
ReplyDeleteOK so, here’s The Thing about vodka...
Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare
ReplyDeleteWell...the movie is under 90 minutes.
And directed by a woman (Rachel Talalay) who rose from the production ranks of the previous "NOES" films. Other than that... :-(
DeleteSUSPIRIA (2018):
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of weird remakes that kinda rule...
The Twilight Zone Movie
ReplyDeleteAnother reason not to fly right now.
Fade to Black
ReplyDeleteNot a lawyer, but isn’t this movie...
Psycho III (1986) Dir. Anthony Perkins
ReplyDeleteThis Barbara Walters origin story is fascinating.
The Ruins (2008)
ReplyDeleteJena Malone is a magnet for misfortune
NIGHTWISH (1989)
ReplyDeleteI question the validity of this experiment.
Black Box
ReplyDelete1/2-star. body contortion = modern horror sin #2.
The Pit and the Pendulum (1961) director Roger Corman
ReplyDeleteWhen you say you want basement finished...
The Fog (1980)
ReplyDeleteFuck Axe, I want Atkins body spray.
April Fools Day (1986)
ReplyDelete"More like 'April McFly Day'!" - Arch, probably
Phantom of The Opera (1925)
ReplyDeleteIconic imagery just all over the place
The Blackcoats Daughter (2015)
ReplyDeleteReligious boarding schools often harbor great evil.
Halloween: Reserrection (2002)
ReplyDelete"Welcome back to America's Next Top Michael"
#Alive (Cho, 2020)
ReplyDeleteSouth Korea trending with good zombie flicks!
NIGHTMARE (1964, dir. Freddie Francis)
ReplyDeleteEffective and atmospheric black-and-white thriller from Hammer.
The Mortuary Collection (2020, dir. Ryan Spindell)
ReplyDeleteMurder’s the option before a rest home??
Fright Night (2011) Dir. Craig Gillespie
ReplyDeleteOkay, but this time with less charisma.
JOHN CARPENTERS VAMPIRES (1998)
ReplyDeleteForget stakes. Vampire weakness is mechanical winch.
The Autopsy of Jane Doe (2016)
ReplyDeleteJane Doe's brain knows then wiggles toes.
Friday the 13th (1980, dir. Sean S. Cunningham)
ReplyDeleteDon’t love it. Will watch it anytime.
Relic (2020)
ReplyDeleteCan grandma stay lost through election season?
Or...
Man, everyone finds grandma so a peeling.
Comedy of Terrors (1963)
ReplyDeleteNot advocating murder but glad singing stopped.
The Devil's Rain (1975)
ReplyDeleteEnded like a Tenafly Viper addicts meeting.
Parasite (1982)
ReplyDeleteFinally seeing what the hype was about.
Demi Moore's succulent "lemons"? ;-)
DeleteDEAD OF NIGHT (1945)
ReplyDeleteShow the dummy who is the boss!
Or
The beginning the end or the opposite.
Eaten Alive (Tobe Hooper 1976)
ReplyDeleteBusy night at the crocodile murder hotel