FRIDAY THE 13th PART VIII: JASON TAKES MANHATTAN (1989, Scream Factory Blu-ray) with cast commentary."Keep it" says money-crunched, COVID-constrained NYC mayor.orRare stain in 1989's spectacular summer slate.
JASON GOES TO HELL: THE FINAL FRIDAY UNRATED (1993, Scream Factory Blu-ray). First time viewing in HD.Epic kills? Let me spill my guts.orFBI agent's magical towel steals the movie.
JASON X (2001, Scream Factory Blu-ray). First time viewing in HD.Black guy dies last, and best! #Progress?orAmerican filmmakers impersonate (second-rate) Japanese TV animators.
FREDDY VS. JASON (2003, Scream Factory Blu-ray). First time viewing in HD.Once-hot movie now "Mortal Kombat" bonus level.
FRIDAY THE 13th (2009, Scream Factory Blu-ray)Jason's underground tunnels inspired by "TCM2's" caverns.orFirst movie with title card separating acts.
A Cold Night's Death (1973 Dir. Jerrold Freedman)The Thing if the Thing was monkeys
Whistle and I'll Come To You (1968 Dir. Jonathan Miller)Can't whistle? Blowing makes me come too
The Shining (1980 Dir. Stanley Kubrick).mood decaf mum dessertS .spans dad floW
Hatchet (2006 - Adam Greene) Top-notch splatter and gore effects - really enjoyable. orHelp or run: Splits head over decision.
Friday the 13th The Final Chapter, joesph Zito, 1984 Kids today, with silent pornos and waltzing
HEREDITARY (2018, Dir. Ari Aster) Get the broom, mom's on the ceiling.
GHOSTHOUSE (1989, dir. Umberto Lenzi)Ninety minutes of randomness... Seen worse, though.OrSpirits master the skills of broadcasting. Impressive.
3 From Hell (2019)Pleasantly surprised delighted. Mexico provides colourful backdrop.
Visiting Hours (1982)Michael Ironside might be Canada's top export.
MIGHT?! :-P
Beyond the Gates, dir Jackson Stewart, 2016 I left key under the temporal lobe
The Wolf of Snow Hollow (2020)Happy to see Robert Forster once more
Bad Hair (2020)Jay didn’t do his Eddie? Impressive restraint. OrThe Beek’s audition for Miami Vice sequel.
LET HER OUT (2017) When sisters fight, stay outta their way.
Wishmaster (1997)*February 2020* "Do you desire...a staycation?"
This made me laugh too much :)
PUMPKINHEAD My mum used to call me that.
THE FOG (1980) Music and weather way scarier than lepers!
THE DEVIL’S REJECTS (2005):This is basically suburban America by 2022.
I know what you did last summer (1997)Sums up the summer of 2020 precisely.
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer? (1998)The real monster? Jack Black with dreadlocks
Child's Play (1988)Mark Jones - "Possessed dolls AND voodoo dolls!"
BUT SMALLEH!! (in lousy impression of Patrick impersonating MAHK JOHNES!)
Deathgasm (2015)Based on box, when does worship start?
THE WITCHES (1990) Basil the rat ordered a Waldorf salad.
You’re NextThis year, I’m rooting for the masked.
Night Tide (1961) director Curtis HarringtonMora's Shape-ly Waters give me Lure-id thoughts
The House that Dripped Blood (1971)The House of "Hey, I know you!"
Cry of the Werewolf (1944)Lacks transformations, makes up with fast talking.
Petey Wheatstraw (1977)What about the Devil’s uncle’s brother’s roommate?
Conjuring 2 - (revisit in Atmos)Liked it better this time. Sounded amazing!
Satan’s Slave (1982)Mom WANTED us to dig her up.
Friday the 13th (2009, dir. Marcus Nispel)More gore than in An Inconvenient Truth.
Corruption (1968)Cushing meets the swinging Sixties. Groovy, baby!Antiviral (2012- dir. Brandon Cronenberg)Cronenberg get togethers must be fun, huh?Killer Workout (1987- dir. David A. Prior)When is 80's workout fashion coming back?
3 FROM HELL (2019):Over the Moon for Sheri in this.
Cat's Eye (1985)Scariest element? James Woods as the protagonist.
Hack-O-Lantern (1988)Satan worshipping Grandpa? Christmas must be weird.
ALL CHEERLEADERS DIE (2014) How many subplots can one movie hold?
IT (2017)IT really jumped off of the screen.
IT Chapter 2 (2019)Stanley fucked up the 7 word review.
🤣👏
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998)Yeah, not something you're likely to forget.
Sleepy Hollow (1999)Headless Horseman is a liberal hoax. VOTE.
THE LORDS OF SALEM (2012):Wine moms taking things way too far.
Shuang Tong [AKA Double Vision] (2002, dir. Kuo-Fu Chen)Taipei PD's tactical fanny packs are adorable
Hellraiser (1987)Puzzleboxing, skinless Frank is thirsty. Yay, Kirsty!
The Old Dark House (1932)In town, there’s an old happy glazier.
BLOODY MOON (1981)I see what the buzz was about!
Tales From The Darkside (1990)Titular crate upstaged by spotlight hogging monster
I can't believe I fuckin fucked up the title. I meant Creepshow, obviously. I watched them back to back.
Maximum Overdrive(1986)My ATM's been telling me the same!
Life force (1985) 2nd watch this monthIn space, all you hear is Railsback
Blood and Black Lace (1964)I felt very underdressed while watching this.
BIT (2019) Don't just smash patriarchy, suck its blood.
Only Lovers Left Alive (2013) Gradually passed oceans of time with you.
Land of the Dead (2005) Society wrongly assumes new normal is safeOrWhy do protesters insist on destroying property?
The Changeling (1980)Lone man rents out haunted apartment complex.
Amsterdamned (1988, dir. Dick Maas)Killer frogman sadly not man-sized frog
WITCHBOARD (1987)Isn't Ouija just a game? Guess not.OrPick a medium who can speak English.
Poltergeist (1982)Don't sit too close to the TV
Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood (1988)A very strange Weekend At Bernie's sequel.
Critters (1986)The Sights of the Crites truly Delights.
The Human Centipede (2009)Hated it! This movie literally sucked ass!
Wishmaster (1997)Divoff really knows how to add syllables.
Cam (2018)Another reason why you shouldn’t do porn.
The Minds Eye (revisit)Astounding practical kills. Rambo intro. B-Cramps photo.
Brainscan (1994) director John FlynnCan this 7 word review be overwritten?
Fade to Black (1980) Dir. Vernon ZimmermanIf Film Twitter had better social skills.
Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers (Producers Cut; 1995) "...my life's work, and my ultimate failure." or "Tommy Doyle? What are you doing here?"
Sinister (2012):Hey Bughuul, you brought her, you sinister.
Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III (1990)Only movie ever with a roadkill motif?
Army of Darkness (1992): Campbell reminds me of WGN’s Jeff Hoover.
Kenny and Company (1976) So "Otis" is The Tall Man, right?
Halloween (1978)"5/4 time, I want it shorter!" -- M.J.
Rabid (1977)An Armpit vampire? What the fuck, Cronenberg?
Rosemary's Baby(1968) "So who's the father?" Rosemary: "It's complicated"
VAMPEGEDDEN (2010) Clown makeup equals vampire? OK, I guess.
Cadaver (2020)Looks like meat's back on the menu!
Bloody Moon (1981)For some reason, my nipple itches now.
Suburban Gothic (2015)Kat Dennings Infinite Playlist -- my brain always
Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn (1987)Secret Thing origin story before Addams Family.
Motel Hell (Connor, 1980)I'll never look at jerky the same
Starry Eyes (2014)She is not a Juke Box Hero.
Tales feom the Crypt presents; Demon Knight (1995) director Earnest DickersonGets a little Zaney in the end
House on Haunted Hill (1999)Do. Not. Accept. Invitations. From. Strangers. No!
Prom Night (1980)Hour in, no kills. Choreographed dance time!
The Incredible Shrinking Man (1957, dir. Jack Arnold)Not about skinny dipping in cold water.
Teeth (2016)Your vagina has teeth? Lets light candles!
Mother! (2017)Spoiler Alert: God never gets it right...
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)Grandpa’s a sucker for pretty blonde girls.
1BR (’19, Marmor)Twenty-five minutes in it’s a hard watch.
Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993, dir. Adam Marcus) (Unrated Cut)Logical endpoint to everything that came before.
Cape Fear (1991 Martin Scorsese)Go bigger Bobby, go so much bigger
Vacancy (2007 Nimrod Antal)Yelling directions at protagonist’s means I’m invested
The Beyond (1981 Lucio Fulci)I’m a doctor, now where’s my gun.
Wendigo (2001)Went in with high expectations. Let down.
FRIDAY THE 13TH: THE FINAL CHAPTER (1984)Cast AMERICAN NINJA girl, and I’m in.
FRIDAY THE 13th PART VIII: JASON TAKES MANHATTAN (1989, Scream Factory Blu-ray) with cast commentary.
ReplyDelete"Keep it" says money-crunched, COVID-constrained NYC mayor.
or
Rare stain in 1989's spectacular summer slate.
JASON GOES TO HELL: THE FINAL FRIDAY UNRATED (1993, Scream Factory Blu-ray). First time viewing in HD.
ReplyDeleteEpic kills? Let me spill my guts.
or
FBI agent's magical towel steals the movie.
JASON X (2001, Scream Factory Blu-ray). First time viewing in HD.
ReplyDeleteBlack guy dies last, and best! #Progress?
or
American filmmakers impersonate (second-rate) Japanese TV animators.
FREDDY VS. JASON (2003, Scream Factory Blu-ray). First time viewing in HD.
ReplyDeleteOnce-hot movie now "Mortal Kombat" bonus level.
FRIDAY THE 13th (2009, Scream Factory Blu-ray)
ReplyDeleteJason's underground tunnels inspired by "TCM2's" caverns.
or
First movie with title card separating acts.
A Cold Night's Death (1973 Dir. Jerrold Freedman)
ReplyDeleteThe Thing if the Thing was monkeys
Whistle and I'll Come To You (1968 Dir. Jonathan Miller)
ReplyDeleteCan't whistle? Blowing makes me come too
The Shining (1980 Dir. Stanley Kubrick)
ReplyDelete.mood decaf mum dessertS .spans dad floW
Hatchet (2006 - Adam Greene)
ReplyDeleteTop-notch splatter and gore effects - really enjoyable.
or
Help or run: Splits head over decision.
Friday the 13th The Final Chapter, joesph Zito, 1984
ReplyDeleteKids today, with silent pornos and waltzing
HEREDITARY (2018, Dir. Ari Aster)
ReplyDeleteGet the broom, mom's on the ceiling.
GHOSTHOUSE (1989, dir. Umberto Lenzi)
ReplyDeleteNinety minutes of randomness... Seen worse, though.
Or
Spirits master the skills of broadcasting. Impressive.
3 From Hell (2019)
ReplyDeletePleasantly surprised delighted. Mexico provides colourful backdrop.
Visiting Hours (1982)
ReplyDeleteMichael Ironside might be Canada's top export.
MIGHT?! :-P
DeleteBeyond the Gates, dir Jackson Stewart, 2016
ReplyDeleteI left key under the temporal lobe
The Wolf of Snow Hollow (2020)
ReplyDeleteHappy to see Robert Forster once more
Bad Hair (2020)
ReplyDeleteJay didn’t do his Eddie? Impressive restraint.
Or
The Beek’s audition for Miami Vice sequel.
LET HER OUT (2017)
ReplyDeleteWhen sisters fight, stay outta their way.
Wishmaster (1997)
ReplyDelete*February 2020* "Do you desire...a staycation?"
This made me laugh too much :)
DeletePUMPKINHEAD
ReplyDeleteMy mum used to call me that.
THE FOG (1980)
ReplyDeleteMusic and weather way scarier than lepers!
THE DEVIL’S REJECTS (2005):
ReplyDeleteThis is basically suburban America by 2022.
I know what you did last summer (1997)
ReplyDeleteSums up the summer of 2020 precisely.
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer? (1998)
ReplyDeleteThe real monster? Jack Black with dreadlocks
Child's Play (1988)
ReplyDeleteMark Jones - "Possessed dolls AND voodoo dolls!"
BUT SMALLEH!! (in lousy impression of Patrick impersonating MAHK JOHNES!)
DeleteDeathgasm (2015)
ReplyDeleteBased on box, when does worship start?
THE WITCHES (1990)
ReplyDeleteBasil the rat ordered a Waldorf salad.
You’re Next
ReplyDeleteThis year, I’m rooting for the masked.
Night Tide (1961) director Curtis Harrington
ReplyDeleteMora's Shape-ly Waters give me Lure-id thoughts
The House that Dripped Blood (1971)
ReplyDeleteThe House of "Hey, I know you!"
Cry of the Werewolf (1944)
ReplyDeleteLacks transformations, makes up with fast talking.
Petey Wheatstraw (1977)
ReplyDeleteWhat about the Devil’s uncle’s brother’s roommate?
Conjuring 2 - (revisit in Atmos)
ReplyDeleteLiked it better this time. Sounded amazing!
Satan’s Slave (1982)
ReplyDeleteMom WANTED us to dig her up.
Friday the 13th (2009, dir. Marcus Nispel)
ReplyDeleteMore gore than in An Inconvenient Truth.
Corruption (1968)
ReplyDeleteCushing meets the swinging Sixties. Groovy, baby!
Antiviral (2012- dir. Brandon Cronenberg)
Cronenberg get togethers must be fun, huh?
Killer Workout (1987- dir. David A. Prior)
When is 80's workout fashion coming back?
3 FROM HELL (2019):
ReplyDeleteOver the Moon for Sheri in this.
Cat's Eye (1985)
ReplyDeleteScariest element? James Woods as the protagonist.
Hack-O-Lantern (1988)
ReplyDeleteSatan worshipping Grandpa? Christmas must be weird.
ALL CHEERLEADERS DIE (2014)
ReplyDeleteHow many subplots can one movie hold?
IT (2017)
ReplyDeleteIT really jumped off of the screen.
IT Chapter 2 (2019)
ReplyDeleteStanley fucked up the 7 word review.
🤣👏
DeleteI Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998)
ReplyDeleteYeah, not something you're likely to forget.
Sleepy Hollow (1999)
ReplyDeleteHeadless Horseman is a liberal hoax. VOTE.
THE LORDS OF SALEM (2012):
ReplyDeleteWine moms taking things way too far.
Shuang Tong [AKA Double Vision] (2002, dir. Kuo-Fu Chen)
ReplyDeleteTaipei PD's tactical fanny packs are adorable
Hellraiser (1987)
ReplyDeletePuzzleboxing, skinless Frank is thirsty. Yay, Kirsty!
The Old Dark House (1932)
ReplyDeleteIn town, there’s an old happy glazier.
BLOODY MOON (1981)
ReplyDeleteI see what the buzz was about!
Tales From The Darkside (1990)
ReplyDeleteTitular crate upstaged by spotlight hogging monster
I can't believe I fuckin fucked up the title. I meant Creepshow, obviously. I watched them back to back.
DeleteMaximum Overdrive(1986)
ReplyDeleteMy ATM's been telling me the same!
Life force (1985) 2nd watch this month
ReplyDeleteIn space, all you hear is Railsback
Blood and Black Lace (1964)
ReplyDeleteI felt very underdressed while watching this.
BIT (2019)
ReplyDeleteDon't just smash patriarchy, suck its blood.
Only Lovers Left Alive (2013)
ReplyDeleteGradually passed oceans of time with you.
Land of the Dead (2005)
ReplyDeleteSociety wrongly assumes new normal is safe
Or
Why do protesters insist on destroying property?
The Changeling (1980)
ReplyDeleteLone man rents out haunted apartment complex.
Amsterdamned (1988, dir. Dick Maas)
ReplyDeleteKiller frogman sadly not man-sized frog
WITCHBOARD (1987)
ReplyDeleteIsn't Ouija just a game? Guess not.
Or
Pick a medium who can speak English.
Poltergeist (1982)
ReplyDeleteDon't sit too close to the TV
Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood (1988)
ReplyDeleteA very strange Weekend At Bernie's sequel.
Critters (1986)
ReplyDeleteThe Sights of the Crites truly Delights.
The Human Centipede (2009)
ReplyDeleteHated it! This movie literally sucked ass!
Wishmaster (1997)
ReplyDeleteDivoff really knows how to add syllables.
Cam (2018)
ReplyDeleteAnother reason why you shouldn’t do porn.
The Minds Eye (revisit)
ReplyDeleteAstounding practical kills. Rambo intro. B-Cramps photo.
Brainscan (1994) director John Flynn
ReplyDeleteCan this 7 word review be overwritten?
Fade to Black (1980) Dir. Vernon Zimmerman
ReplyDeleteIf Film Twitter had better social skills.
Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers (Producers Cut; 1995)
ReplyDelete"...my life's work, and my ultimate failure."
or
"Tommy Doyle? What are you doing here?"
Sinister (2012):
ReplyDeleteHey Bughuul, you brought her, you sinister.
Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III (1990)
ReplyDeleteOnly movie ever with a roadkill motif?
Army of Darkness (1992): Campbell reminds me of WGN’s Jeff Hoover.
ReplyDeleteKenny and Company (1976)
ReplyDeleteSo "Otis" is The Tall Man, right?
Halloween (1978)
ReplyDelete"5/4 time, I want it shorter!" -- M.J.
Rabid (1977)
ReplyDeleteAn Armpit vampire? What the fuck, Cronenberg?
Rosemary's Baby(1968) "So who's the father?" Rosemary: "It's complicated"
ReplyDeleteVAMPEGEDDEN (2010)
ReplyDeleteClown makeup equals vampire? OK, I guess.
Cadaver (2020)
ReplyDeleteLooks like meat's back on the menu!
Bloody Moon (1981)
ReplyDeleteFor some reason, my nipple itches now.
Suburban Gothic (2015)
ReplyDeleteKat Dennings Infinite Playlist -- my brain always
Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn (1987)
ReplyDeleteSecret Thing origin story before Addams Family.
Motel Hell (Connor, 1980)
ReplyDeleteI'll never look at jerky the same
Starry Eyes (2014)
ReplyDeleteShe is not a Juke Box Hero.
Tales feom the Crypt presents; Demon Knight (1995) director Earnest Dickerson
ReplyDeleteGets a little Zaney in the end
House on Haunted Hill (1999)
ReplyDeleteDo. Not. Accept. Invitations. From. Strangers. No!
Prom Night (1980)
ReplyDeleteHour in, no kills. Choreographed dance time!
The Incredible Shrinking Man (1957, dir. Jack Arnold)
ReplyDeleteNot about skinny dipping in cold water.
Teeth (2016)
ReplyDeleteYour vagina has teeth? Lets light candles!
Mother! (2017)
ReplyDeleteSpoiler Alert: God never gets it right...
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
ReplyDeleteGrandpa’s a sucker for pretty blonde girls.
1BR (’19, Marmor)
ReplyDeleteTwenty-five minutes in it’s a hard watch.
Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993, dir. Adam Marcus) (Unrated Cut)
ReplyDeleteLogical endpoint to everything that came before.
Cape Fear (1991 Martin Scorsese)
ReplyDeleteGo bigger Bobby, go so much bigger
Vacancy (2007 Nimrod Antal)
ReplyDeleteYelling directions at protagonist’s means I’m invested
The Beyond (1981 Lucio Fulci)
ReplyDeleteI’m a doctor, now where’s my gun.
Wendigo (2001)
ReplyDeleteWent in with high expectations. Let down.
FRIDAY THE 13TH: THE FINAL CHAPTER (1984)
ReplyDeleteCast AMERICAN NINJA girl, and I’m in.