Thursday, October 29, 2020

2020 Scary Movie Challenge Day 29

117 comments:

  1. LUCKY MCKEE TRIPLE FEATURE

    THE WOMAN (2011, Amazon $0.99 Rental)


    Sean Bridgers, Will Ferrell's toxic masculinity doppelganger.

    or

    Lesson learned: never F-U-C-K with Pollyanna McIntosh.

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  2. THE WOODS (2006, Epix). Also available for streaming on Amazon Prime and Hulu.

    Patricia Clarkson's "Suspiria"-like girls' institution is grounded.

    or

    Bruce Campbell "playing doctor"? That's too far!

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  3. RED (2008, Plex) for the first time.

    Tom Sizemore, Brian Cox's "John Wick"-ing you!

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  4. From Beyond (1986)

    Hot take... forehead tentacle Jeffrey Combs improv!

    Or

    Foree's skeleton could still kick my ass

    Or

    Barbara Crampton's scientist new head of CDC

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  5. A Nightmare On Elm Street 2(1985)
    Jack Shoulder's 'The Birdcage' review..."Wait, what"?!

    Or

    Mark Jones' pitch... Freddie's gay...and TINY!

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  6. SAW II (2005, Dir. Darren Lynn Bousman)

    I'm here for that sweet needle drop.

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  7. Nightwatch (1994 Dir. Ole Bordenal)

    Mark Jones would love lead actor's penis

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  8. Tucker & Dale vs. Evil (2010)

    Polo, Popped Collar, Chad? Definitely evil incarnated!

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  9. Scooby-doo (2002)

    Remember to spay or neuter your pets

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  10. Scooby-Doo: Monsters Unleashed (2004)

    Loved the practical effects. That’s about it.

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  11. Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning, dir Danny Steinman, 1985

    There's big performances, then there's New Beginning.

    Or

    It's all vans and enchaladas .... oh shit!!

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  12. The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (1920 - Robert Wiene)

    4th visit, never fails to amaze me.

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  13. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)

    A Leatherface rom-com? Maybe that's a stretch.

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  14. Hellraiser (1987)

    Uncle Frank? Argument for smaller pod quarantine.

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  15. CHRISTINE (1983)

    And to think, drive-ins are popular again.

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  16. The Perfection (2018)

    A naked “Wings” dude would scare me.

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  17. Scream 4 (2011)

    I'd watch 90 min of Stab openings

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  18. Bones (2001)

    J Bones is...taller than I imagined

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  19. The Lords of Salem (2012)

    Yikes, who knew witches were such edgelords?

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  20. Hell Fest (2018)

    White whale of the smoke machine industry.

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  21. THE DEVIL DOLL (1936, dir. Tod Browning)

    Surprise, Lionel Barrymore portraying a bitter man.

    Or

    Some amazing special effects for the 1930s.

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  22. PRINCE OF DARKNESS (1987)

    Alice Cooper heads up HOMELESS FOR THE APOCALYPSE!

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  23. Critters 2 (1988)

    Eggs filled with goo birth Critters too.

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  24. WILDLING (2018)

    Sings, “Wildling, you make my heart sing…”

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  25. Warlock (II) The Armageddon (1994) director Anthony Hickox

    Dads comprehend druid lore, not Lunar Eclipses

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  26. Beam Stoker’s Dracula

    I’ll have whatever Anthony Hopkins is having.

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  27. Wishmaster (1997)

    Tammy Lauren must go within the Djinn.

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  28. Happy Death Day (2017, dir. Christopher Landon)

    Jessica Rothe's much prettier than Bill Murray.

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  29. Happy Death Day 2U (2019, dir. Christopher Landon)

    Jessica Rothe's slightly prettier than Patrick Stewart.

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  30. Scanners (1981)

    Been told, My O Face is Ironside-esque

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    1. The Wicker Man (1973)

      Burning Alive is Comfier in Bear Fur.

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  31. SUNDOWN: THE VAMPIRE IN RETREAT (1989)

    Want 7-season Netflix show about these characters.

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  32. Halloween H20 (1998)

    The scary prequel to Hawaii 5 0.

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  33. Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)

    I always laugh at that travel sixer.

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  34. The Lighthouse

    Also starring Willem Defoe's stinky, loud farts.

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  35. COUNTESS DRACULA (1971)

    Fog. Mansions. Gowns. Stop! It's Hammer time.

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  36. Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989)

    I am glad Jason got a vacation.

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  37. Ghost Stories (2017)
    Fell apart nicely like eating warm burritos

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  38. Hollow Man (2000)

    Sebastian not big believer in workplace transparency.

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  39. May the Devil Take You Too

    Put Chelsea Islan in all the things

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  40. Society (1989)

    Fuck off, butt-head! I mean, copulate off!

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  41. Bad Hair (2020, dir. Justin Simien)

    Dawson's bemulletted television exec douchebag is perfect

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  42. IT: Chapter 1
    Summer vacation and clowns should never mix.

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  43. Sequence Break, dir Graham Skipper, 2017

    Fingering the machine for it's gooey pleasure

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  44. Nocturne (2020)

    Apparently practice and demonic notebooks makes perfect.

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  45. Dread (2009)

    What's the opposite of a Hollywood ending?

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  46. The Final Girls (2015)

    Field of Dreams meets Friday the 13th

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  47. Gargoyles (1972)

    Better looking than eighty percent of Americans.

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  48. Messiah of Evil (1973)

    Aw, man. Dad's in a cult again.

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  49. Jackals (2017)

    Family gathering includes BBQ, needs more Corona.

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  50. Beyond the Door (1974)

    Mom's not possessed. Her kids just suck.

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  51. Frankenstein and the Monster from Hell (1974)

    Real Talk: Frankenstein's sexier with back hair.

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  52. The Night Child (1975)

    Red headed little girls are the devil.

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  53. Grizzly (1976)

    No one is safe, even small children.

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  54. Eraserhead (1977)

    This is exactly what parenting feels like.

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  55. COVEN (2020)

    Craft ripoff is not feeling very crafty.

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  56. Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)

    I want a copy of Jeff Goldblum.

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  57. Nosferatu the Vampyre (1979)

    Klaus Kinski makes Count Dracula even weirder.

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  58. The Fog (1980)

    Can Adrienne Barbeau read me bedtime stories?

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  59. Humanoids from the Deep (1980)

    It didn't even buy me dinner first.

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  60. The Beyond (1981)

    Lucio Fulci says fuck your stupid logic.

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  61. Death Screams (1982)

    A movie I like but can't remember.

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  62. Sweet Sixteen (1983)

    I finally got my license...to kill!

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  64. The Mutilator (1984)

    Possible the greatest horror theme song ever.

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  65. Creature (1985)

    It's basically Alien with Ferris Bueller's dad.

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  66. Trick or Treat (1986)

    Great but Black Roses is a masterpiece.

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  67. Troll (1986)

    Michael Moriarty stars as Harry Potter Sr?

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  68. From a Whisper to a Scream (1987)

    Horror anthology, Vincent Price wraparound, mayhem ensues

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  69. Paperhouse (1988)

    Girl draws boy, forgets legs, boy sad

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  70. Beyond the Door III (1989)

    Come, ride the train...and get murdered.

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  71. Fear (1990)

    Ally Sheedy psychically bores us to death.

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  72. John Carpenter's Vampires (1998) director John Carpenter

    A Carpenter's Dream; Flat as a Woods...

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  73. Howling VI: The Freaks (1991)

    Werewolves are circus folk. Prove me wrong.

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  74. Stepfather III (1992)

    Boy in wheelchair learns stepdads usually suck.

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  75. Ed and His Dead Mother (1993)

    Buscemi reanimates mom, somehow nails hot neighbor.

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  76. Phantasm III: Land of the Dead (1994)

    Reggie and Rocky romantic comedy now please.

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  77. Jack-O (1995)

    Linnea Quigley spends entire movie not naked.

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  78. Pinocchio's Revenge (1996)

    He'd kill to be a real boy.

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    Replies
    1. Mike Pomaro's favorite movie when it isn't "Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood." :-P

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  79. An American Werewolf in Paris (1997)

    French werewolves have an even harrier derriere.

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  80. Hostel 2 (2007)

    Bloodbath a day keeps the doctor away.

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  81. A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)

    The only podcast that’s straight talk only

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  82. Toys of Terror

    No Christmas horror classic but not bad.

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  83. Maniac (1980)

    I need a shower after this movie.

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  84. Tales of Halloween (2015)

    The Night Billy Raised Hell sequel please

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  85. Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2

    Words of affirmation are Leatherface's love language.

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  86. Terror Train (1980)

    The killer was Jesse Eisenberg all along?!

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  87. Don’t Breathe (2016)

    That premiere in Rosemont sure was fun.

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  88. BETTER WATCH OUT (2017)

    Never be a babysitter in a movie.

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  89. Audition (1999)

    What did the dog do to her???

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  90. Dark of the Night (1986)

    “Christine rip-off” I found incredibly boring.

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  91. Society (1989)

    That dude really looked like John Stamos.

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  92. Trick 'r Treat (2007) Dir. Mike Dougherty

    Thanks, I'll just take the treat tho.

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  93. Edge of the Axe (1988)

    I prefer to be called a hacker!

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  94. Mom and Dad (2017)
    Another Nic Cage feel good family film

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  95. Tales from the Crypt presents Demon Knight (1995)

    Cordelia and me should remake Pretty Woman

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  96. Army of Darkness (1992)

    Boomstickin it to the man since 1300.

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  97. From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)

    Psycho killer, qu’es-ce que WHAT THE FUCK!?

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  98. Kuroneko (1968) director Kanedo Shindo

    My cats get their revenge through dander

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  99. SCREAM (1996)

    So we sure Stew didn’t die here?

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  100. John Carpenter's Vampires (1998) Dir. You Know Who

    Where'd John Carpenter buy those vampires anyway?

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  101. THE EVIL DEAD (1981) (second time this month)

    Is Bruce 12 years old in this?

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  102. A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge

    Why not just throw the glove out?

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  103. Sleepaway Camp (1983)

    That pot is just too damn big.

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  104. Scarecrows (Wesley, 1988)

    This one needed a little more brains.

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  105. The Fly (1986)

    We now know all about insect politics.

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  106. Night of the Living Dead (1990 remake)

    Reliance on fossil fuels dooms yo yos.

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  107. House (1977) director Nobuhiko Obayashi

    Like yelling "cotton candy" over mushroom clouds

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  108. SANTO EN EL TESORO DE DRACULA/ SANTO IN THE TREASURE OF DRACULA (1969)

    Santo: scientist, wrestler, crimefighter, vampire hunter, etc.

    Or

    How a plot gets weirder and weirder.

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  109. The Indestructible Man (1956)

    One of Lon Chaney’s later sad performances

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    Replies
    1. Sadder than 1967's "Hillbilly in a Haunted House"? :-O

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  110. Chernobyl Diaries (Parker, 2012)

    Prefer adaptations of Anne Frank or Princess

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  111. The Thing From Another World (’51, Christian Nyby [or Howard Hawks, depending on what you believe]).

    Not bad, but the remake is better.

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  112. The Carpenter (1988)

    I’ll watch all the trash tubi has.

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