by Adam Riske
• Best Scene/Moment: I love the meetup Ocean’s Eleven (minus Clooney’s Danny Ocean) has at the Fountains of Bellagio after they complete their big heist. It’s a cinematic fountain and the scene is scored by Claude Debussy’s “Clair de lune,” a piece of music that wrecks me anytime it’s in a movie.
• Best Food: Everything Brad Pitt eats throughout the movie including a cheeseburger, a shrimp cocktail, a fruit salad, and ice cream. Apparently, this character choice was Brad Pitt’s idea because he thought his character wouldn’t have time to stop and eat, so instead he’s always be eating on-the-go while working.track titled “Tess” from David Holmes’ score to the movie has a really nice vibe to it. It sounds like elegance and endless opportunity. I don’t get that exactly from the character Tess (Julia Roberts) in the movie but that’s ok.
• Best Merch Available on eBay Right Now: A screen-used prop of the detonator George Clooney and Matt Damon use in the vault scene for only $10,000.00. Sounds expensive, right? I have two suggestions: 1) PayPal Credit offers a $446/month payment plan for 24 months or 2) Get 10 other people together and steal it.
• Double It with This 2001 Movie: The Mexican
• Year 2001 Movies to Trailer Before It: Ghost World, A Knight’s Tale, The Royal Tenenbaums
• Draft Day or Ocean’s Eleven? Ocean’s Eleven
• Grab Bag Video:
I love these videos where an expert in a particular field or trade critiques the accuracy of something in a movie. This video is of a former jewel thief grading movie heists including Ocean’s Eleven, Heat, and Snatch.
• Mall Movie? No. This is class. Fancy theater all the way.
• Only in 2001: Joshua Jackson, Topher Grace, Shane West, Barry Watson and Holly Marie Combs all occupying the same space and time.
• I Miss: George Clooney acting in movies he didn’t direct.
• I Don’t Miss: Las Vegas work trips.
• 2001 Crush: Julia Roberts.
• 2021 Crush: Clooney and Pitt man crush. They’re so cool!
• What I Thought in 2001: I somehow didn’t like Ocean’s Eleven the first time I saw it. I thought it was too impressed with itself (it is, but that’s the whole point) and up its own ass (Ocean’s Twelve at times). I wasn’t a fan of the movie until a revisit on DVD in 2002.
• What I Think in 2021: Ocean’s Eleven’s the best! It’s hard to make a movie feel effortless and cool and this is a prime example where it worked. I hadn’t seen Ocean’s Eleven in at least 10 years, so this revisit was fantastic. We were spoiled in the early 2000s. Movies were great back then.