'SHINING TRIFECTA'Stanley Kubrick's THE SHINING (1980, 4K UHD Blu-ray). Also streaming on HBO Max. First time seeing the movie in 4K.'What's that, Grady? NIGEL Cooke is coming?'
Rodney Ascher's ROOM 237 (2012, IFC Documentary) for the first time.Faceless feeble-minded freaks fabricate fantastic fairy tales.
Mike Flanagan's DOCTOR SLEEP: 3 HR. DIRECTOR'S CUT (2019, Blu-ray) for the first time."Shiny" bread holding meaty Rebecca Ferguson performance.ORNow with more Iowa kid mutilation... BARF!ORGrown-up Abra Stone HBOMax TV series, stat.
Peter Cushing and David Prowse in Terence Fisher's FRANKENSTEIN AND THE MONSTER FROM HELL (1974, HULU) for the first time.Moff Tarkin, Darth Vader come to a-head.
Species (1995)Hulu get last pick on horror franchises?
Slumber Party Massacre (2021, Dir. Danishka Esterhazy) Subverted themselves right out of a movie. Or Made in South Africa. I'm so sorry.
TALES OF TERROR (1962)Vincent Price times three; I am happy.
It Chapter Two, Andrés Muschietti, 2019 Pennywise dishes it, but can't take it.
House Of Wax (2005)Get the poor girl some chapstick, stat.
Friday the 13th Part 1 (1980)Bookends Bacon between Betsy becomes bloated big-screen.
Dust Devil (1992, dir. Richard Stanley) (The Final Cut)Chelsea Field's Beta, Dust Devil is VHS.
Silent Hill (2006)Damn, she was peeled like a banana…OrSo adoption is definitely of the table?
SICK-O-PATHICS (1995) Makes Street Trash look like The Shining.
Shocker (1989 Dir. Wes Craven)Top critics agree - like rolling in garbage
Leprechaun 2 (1994)Sneezing more important to plot than expected.
Test
The Descent (2005)"That's why you always leave a note."
QUEEN OF SPADES: THE DARK RITE (2021) Aww, the possessed just want birthday cake.
Near Dark (1987)Blood transfusion, cure for the common vampire.
Censor (2021)Censor’s senses suspect scarpered sister still survives.
Hellraiser (1987)"Frank has no skin in the game"Jennifer's Body (2009)"Another garden-variety high schooler succubus horror movie."Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer (1986)"Not your father's America's Funniest Home Videos"
BRIDE OF CHUCKY (1998):Girl prefers toy to boy. Been there.
Vicious Fun (2020)Live action Wreck-it Ralph villain support group.
Intrusion (2021)Predictable, bland, retread, good looking house though
Freaky (2020)Nice to see Vaughn having fun again
Doctor Sleep (2019)Rebecca Ferguson can take my steam anytime
Doctor Sleep (2019)Murderous cat preys on sick and elderly
Slumber Party Massacre (2021; SyFy Channel) Didn't know SNL aired on SyFy now
THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE PART 2 (1986)Please, more Oingo Boingo-scored kill scenes
The Blob (1958)PSA: Don't poke things with sticks, kids!
Blade (1998) dir Stephen NorringtonSupernatural owes everything to Willie Mays Hayes.
Shocker (1989)So are Jonathan's dream entering powers unrelated?
Seven (1995)Gwyneth Paltrows sin was having a head
The Witch (2015)Black Phillip, the Greatest Of All Time.
SEED OF CHUCKY (2004):All movies should be Jennifer Tilly movies.
Fear Street: Part Two - 1978 (2021) Tylenol won't help with that splitting headache
10 Minutes to Midnight(2021, dir: Erik Bloomquist)Faux Lynch take on retirement and rabiesorNo really. Try guessing what happens next
The House by the Cemetery (1981)Missed title opportunity: Dr. Freudstein's Haunted Cellar
Event Horizon (1997)Wow, more like Event Hor... Eyes off.
Raw (2016)How did I meet your mother? Um….
Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next GenerationI wasn’t expecting a Deus Ex Illuminati.
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)I would feel safe in Saxon's arms.
I know we're not supposed to comment, but yes! 1000 times yes!
A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985)Spoiler Alert: Jesse's dad is the psychopath.
VHS 94Why do Jeffs always die in movies?
Body Bags (1993, dir. John Carpenter & Tobe Hooper)Carpenter missed his calling as horror host.
House of Dark Shadows 1970Stake and cheese sandwich, extra ham please.
Slumber Party Massacre II (1987)Still slumbering, still partying and still massacring.
Body Parts (1991)Confirms my childhood suspicion of Fahey's arm
The Brood (1979)Reed and Cronenberg must've had interesting conversations
Malignant (2021) rewatchMadison and Gabriel would be interesting foursome
Raw (2016)Experimenting with cannibalism part of college experience.
Catacombs (1998)No cats? No Jeffrey Combs? No stars.
The Girl on the Third Floor (2019)Guy gets Punked while renovating his house.
The Collector (2009)I think I'll just stick to Blu-ray's.
10 Cloverfield Lane (2016)I wouldn't have made it 2 days
H.P. LOVECRAFT’S THE DEEP ONES (2020) What’s worse than Elder Gods? Nosy neighbors.
Beyond the Black Rainbow (2010)We all know, smoking gets you killed.
The Ghost of Frankenstein (1942)Chaney as Bela as monster is something.
The Intruder (1989)Ted and Sam aren’t the same person?
The Wicker Man (2006, dir. Neil LaBute)Would rather watch this than the original
The Poughkeepsie Tapes (2007) Dir. John Erick DowdleNot endorsed by the Poughkeepsie Tourism Board.
Slumber Party Massacre III (1990)Lesson learned: Don't bother calling the police.
Day of the Animals 1976(From yesterday, oops)Mountaintop hiking with depleted ozone, no sunglasses?!?!
At Midnight I'll Take Your Soul 1964Having a good time but feel asleep :(
Fell*
Also from yesterday đŸ˜”
The Twins Effect 2003(Revenge of Junesploitation Horror Redux: Jackie Chan)Fun actiony vampire movie with Jackie cameoORKnockout, drag out fight over a teddybear?!?!ORDid Jackie just dispatch vampires with Antidepressants?!?!ORUse vampire blood extract, become Doctor Mid-bite!
JUG FACE (2013)Like THE VILLAGE but no crummy twist.
The Amityville Horror (1979)"Fixer-upper" is a bit of an understatement.
Fun Size (2012)Not Kevin….. not Steven…. it’s something else….
CURSE OF CHUCKY (2013):Well, this series is never complacent, huh?
House of Wax (2005)looking at available IPs: Tourist Trap's not here
Halloween (2007, dir. Rob Zombie)Will take this over KILLS any day.
Anacondas: Hunt for the Blood Orchid (2004, dir. Dwight H. Little)Dwight H. Little, you -- [eaten by snake]
Death Spa (1989)I’m expected to tell these actors apart??
ZIPPERFACE (1992) A Pulp Fiction character gets epic origin.
Psycho (1960)My daughter vows never to shower again.
Halloween Kills (2021)Maybe it’s time to hang it up?
The Witch (2015)Those twins are both creepy and hilarious
PUMPKINHEAD (1988)Old witch’s best talent-saying “Ed Harley”
The Quatermass Experiment (1955)As good as The Quaker Mass Experience.
Fear Street Part Two: 1978 (2021)A shitty place for a witch's lair
The Thing (2011)Maybe a thing, but not The Thing
I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)Anne Heche's character definitely becomes Annie Wilkes.
The Happening(2008, Dir: M. Night Shyamalan)W/ FthisMovie commentary Unbelievable wind made it thru Philly unscathedorDont read this unless you mean it
Cottage Country (Peter Wellington, 2013)Maybe axe to throat caused McMurry's mumbles?
The Night House (David Bruckner, 2020)Should've watched it in The Day House
From a Whisper to a Scream 1987Terry Kiser's Weekend at Bernie: Opposite Day.
Bernie's*
Evil Dead 2 (1987)Ya gotta hand it to these guys
Two Evil Eyes (1990)Keitel convincing even while dawning French beret.
Eyes Without a Face (1960)Sings, “If I Only Had a Faceeeeee.”
Deadly Blessing (1981)Less terrifying than Hutterite "horror" Holy Matrimony
Halloween KillsDir. David Gordon Green 2021Haddonfield-ites: EVIL DIES TONIGHT! Narrator: Evil didn’t.
Curse of Frankenstein(1957, Dir Terrance Fischer)Pauls brain handling skills/morals ruin everything
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'SHINING TRIFECTA'
ReplyDeleteStanley Kubrick's THE SHINING (1980, 4K UHD Blu-ray). Also streaming on HBO Max. First time seeing the movie in 4K.
'What's that, Grady? NIGEL Cooke is coming?'
Rodney Ascher's ROOM 237 (2012, IFC Documentary) for the first time.
ReplyDeleteFaceless feeble-minded freaks fabricate fantastic fairy tales.
Mike Flanagan's DOCTOR SLEEP: 3 HR. DIRECTOR'S CUT (2019, Blu-ray) for the first time.
ReplyDelete"Shiny" bread holding meaty Rebecca Ferguson performance.
OR
Now with more Iowa kid mutilation... BARF!
OR
Grown-up Abra Stone HBOMax TV series, stat.
Peter Cushing and David Prowse in Terence Fisher's FRANKENSTEIN AND THE MONSTER FROM HELL (1974, HULU) for the first time.
ReplyDeleteMoff Tarkin, Darth Vader come to a-head.
Species (1995)
ReplyDeleteHulu get last pick on horror franchises?
Slumber Party Massacre (2021, Dir. Danishka Esterhazy)
ReplyDeleteSubverted themselves right out of a movie.
Or
Made in South Africa. I'm so sorry.
TALES OF TERROR (1962)
ReplyDeleteVincent Price times three; I am happy.
It Chapter Two, Andrés Muschietti, 2019
ReplyDeletePennywise dishes it, but can't take it.
House Of Wax (2005)
ReplyDeleteGet the poor girl some chapstick, stat.
Friday the 13th Part 1 (1980)
ReplyDeleteBookends Bacon between Betsy becomes bloated big-screen.
Dust Devil (1992, dir. Richard Stanley) (The Final Cut)
ReplyDeleteChelsea Field's Beta, Dust Devil is VHS.
Silent Hill (2006)
ReplyDeleteDamn, she was peeled like a banana…
Or
So adoption is definitely of the table?
SICK-O-PATHICS (1995)
ReplyDeleteMakes Street Trash look like The Shining.
Shocker (1989 Dir. Wes Craven)
ReplyDeleteTop critics agree - like rolling in garbage
Leprechaun 2 (1994)
ReplyDeleteSneezing more important to plot than expected.
Test
ReplyDeleteThe Descent (2005)
ReplyDelete"That's why you always leave a note."
QUEEN OF SPADES: THE DARK RITE (2021)
ReplyDeleteAww, the possessed just want birthday cake.
Near Dark (1987)
ReplyDeleteBlood transfusion, cure for the common vampire.
Censor (2021)
ReplyDeleteCensor’s senses suspect scarpered sister still survives.
Hellraiser (1987)
ReplyDelete"Frank has no skin in the game"
Jennifer's Body (2009)
"Another garden-variety high schooler succubus horror movie."
Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer (1986)
"Not your father's America's Funniest Home Videos"
BRIDE OF CHUCKY (1998):
ReplyDeleteGirl prefers toy to boy. Been there.
Vicious Fun (2020)
ReplyDeleteLive action Wreck-it Ralph villain support group.
Intrusion (2021)
ReplyDeletePredictable, bland, retread, good looking house though
Freaky (2020)
ReplyDeleteNice to see Vaughn having fun again
Doctor Sleep (2019)
ReplyDeleteRebecca Ferguson can take my steam anytime
Doctor Sleep (2019)
ReplyDeleteMurderous cat preys on sick and elderly
Slumber Party Massacre (2021; SyFy Channel)
ReplyDeleteDidn't know SNL aired on SyFy now
THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE PART 2 (1986)
ReplyDeletePlease, more Oingo Boingo-scored kill scenes
The Blob (1958)
ReplyDeletePSA: Don't poke things with sticks, kids!
Blade (1998) dir Stephen Norrington
ReplyDeleteSupernatural owes everything to Willie Mays Hayes.
Shocker (1989)
ReplyDeleteSo are Jonathan's dream entering powers unrelated?
Seven (1995)
ReplyDeleteGwyneth Paltrows sin was having a head
The Witch (2015)
ReplyDeleteBlack Phillip, the Greatest Of All Time.
SEED OF CHUCKY (2004):
ReplyDeleteAll movies should be Jennifer Tilly movies.
Fear Street: Part Two - 1978 (2021)
ReplyDeleteTylenol won't help with that splitting headache
10 Minutes to Midnight(2021, dir: Erik Bloomquist)
ReplyDeleteFaux Lynch take on retirement and rabies
or
No really. Try guessing what happens next
The House by the Cemetery (1981)
ReplyDeleteMissed title opportunity: Dr. Freudstein's Haunted Cellar
Event Horizon (1997)
ReplyDeleteWow, more like Event Hor... Eyes off.
Raw (2016)
ReplyDeleteHow did I meet your mother? Um….
Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation
ReplyDeleteI wasn’t expecting a Deus Ex Illuminati.
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
ReplyDeleteI would feel safe in Saxon's arms.
I know we're not supposed to comment, but yes! 1000 times yes!
DeleteA Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985)
ReplyDeleteSpoiler Alert: Jesse's dad is the psychopath.
VHS 94
ReplyDeleteWhy do Jeffs always die in movies?
Body Bags (1993, dir. John Carpenter & Tobe Hooper)
ReplyDeleteCarpenter missed his calling as horror host.
House of Dark Shadows 1970
ReplyDeleteStake and cheese sandwich, extra ham please.
Slumber Party Massacre II (1987)
ReplyDeleteStill slumbering, still partying and still massacring.
Body Parts (1991)
ReplyDeleteConfirms my childhood suspicion of Fahey's arm
The Brood (1979)
ReplyDeleteReed and Cronenberg must've had interesting conversations
Malignant (2021) rewatch
ReplyDeleteMadison and Gabriel would be interesting foursome
Raw (2016)
ReplyDeleteExperimenting with cannibalism part of college experience.
Catacombs (1998)
ReplyDeleteNo cats? No Jeffrey Combs? No stars.
The Girl on the Third Floor (2019)
ReplyDeleteGuy gets Punked while renovating his house.
The Collector (2009)
ReplyDeleteI think I'll just stick to Blu-ray's.
10 Cloverfield Lane (2016)
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't have made it 2 days
H.P. LOVECRAFT’S THE DEEP ONES (2020)
ReplyDeleteWhat’s worse than Elder Gods? Nosy neighbors.
Beyond the Black Rainbow (2010)
ReplyDeleteWe all know, smoking gets you killed.
The Ghost of Frankenstein (1942)
ReplyDeleteChaney as Bela as monster is something.
The Intruder (1989)
ReplyDeleteTed and Sam aren’t the same person?
The Wicker Man (2006, dir. Neil LaBute)
ReplyDeleteWould rather watch this than the original
The Poughkeepsie Tapes (2007) Dir. John Erick Dowdle
ReplyDeleteNot endorsed by the Poughkeepsie Tourism Board.
Slumber Party Massacre III (1990)
ReplyDeleteLesson learned: Don't bother calling the police.
Day of the Animals 1976
ReplyDelete(From yesterday, oops)
Mountaintop hiking with depleted ozone, no sunglasses?!?!
At Midnight I'll Take Your Soul 1964
ReplyDeleteHaving a good time but feel asleep :(
Fell*
DeleteAlso from yesterday đŸ˜”
DeleteThe Twins Effect 2003
ReplyDelete(Revenge of Junesploitation Horror Redux: Jackie Chan)
Fun actiony vampire movie with Jackie cameo
OR
Knockout, drag out fight over a teddybear?!?!
OR
Did Jackie just dispatch vampires with Antidepressants?!?!
OR
Use vampire blood extract, become Doctor Mid-bite!
JUG FACE (2013)
ReplyDeleteLike THE VILLAGE but no crummy twist.
The Amityville Horror (1979)
ReplyDelete"Fixer-upper" is a bit of an understatement.
Fun Size (2012)
ReplyDeleteNot Kevin….. not Steven…. it’s something else….
CURSE OF CHUCKY (2013):
ReplyDeleteWell, this series is never complacent, huh?
House of Wax (2005)
ReplyDeletelooking at available IPs: Tourist Trap's not here
Halloween (2007, dir. Rob Zombie)
ReplyDeleteWill take this over KILLS any day.
Anacondas: Hunt for the Blood Orchid (2004, dir. Dwight H. Little)
ReplyDeleteDwight H. Little, you -- [eaten by snake]
Death Spa (1989)
ReplyDeleteI’m expected to tell these actors apart??
ZIPPERFACE (1992)
ReplyDeleteA Pulp Fiction character gets epic origin.
Psycho (1960)
ReplyDeleteMy daughter vows never to shower again.
Halloween Kills (2021)
ReplyDeleteMaybe it’s time to hang it up?
The Witch (2015)
ReplyDeleteThose twins are both creepy and hilarious
PUMPKINHEAD (1988)
ReplyDeleteOld witch’s best talent-saying “Ed Harley”
The Quatermass Experiment (1955)
ReplyDeleteAs good as The Quaker Mass Experience.
Fear Street Part Two: 1978 (2021)
ReplyDeleteA shitty place for a witch's lair
The Thing (2011)
ReplyDeleteMaybe a thing, but not The Thing
I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)
ReplyDeleteAnne Heche's character definitely becomes Annie Wilkes.
The Happening(2008, Dir: M. Night Shyamalan)
ReplyDeleteW/ FthisMovie commentary
Unbelievable wind made it thru Philly unscathed
or
Dont read this unless you mean it
Cottage Country (Peter Wellington, 2013)
ReplyDeleteMaybe axe to throat caused McMurry's mumbles?
The Night House (David Bruckner, 2020)
ReplyDeleteShould've watched it in The Day House
From a Whisper to a Scream 1987
ReplyDeleteTerry Kiser's Weekend at Bernie: Opposite Day.
Bernie's*
DeleteEvil Dead 2 (1987)
ReplyDeleteYa gotta hand it to these guys
Two Evil Eyes (1990)
ReplyDeleteKeitel convincing even while dawning French beret.
Eyes Without a Face (1960)
ReplyDeleteSings, “If I Only Had a Faceeeeee.”
Deadly Blessing (1981)
ReplyDeleteLess terrifying than Hutterite "horror" Holy Matrimony
Halloween Kills
ReplyDeleteDir. David Gordon Green 2021
Haddonfield-ites: EVIL DIES TONIGHT! Narrator: Evil didn’t.
Curse of Frankenstein(1957, Dir Terrance Fischer)
ReplyDeletePauls brain handling skills/morals ruin everything
These reviews have been counted for the monthly tally. Please post your reviews on today's thread. Thank you for your cooperation.
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