Julia Ducournau's TITANE (2021, theater) [AMC has labeled "Titane" as 'Horror' in its website/app. Go figure!]"Raw" director tops herself. French firefighter rave! ORWorth seeing for 'Macarena' CPR scene alone.
I can't wait to see this. The trailer was fantastic and I HATE watching trailers. The one I saw had zero dialog and was just images. Told me nothing. Full disclosure I didn't read your seven word review because I literally don't want to know anything.
James Wan's MALIGNANT (2021, HBO Max). Third viewing.Detectives Jimmy Fallon, Wanda Sykes strike out.
I think this is my favorite film of the year so far. Need a 3rd revisit
Okay now I really need to see Malignant
Howard R. Cohen's SATURDAY THE 14TH (1981, YouTube's Free-With-Ads HD version) for the first time."Twilight Zone" channel decades before Pluto TV.ORCharming practical SFX, but underage nudity? Barf!
Howard R. Cohen's SATURDAY THE 14TH STRIKES BACK (1988, regular YouTube) for the first time.15 minutes in, not-so-sexy vampires start singing.ORCinematic equivalent of 78 minute flatline. A-fucking-void!
Malignant (2021)Sister's parking was the most suspenseful part.
Kolchak: The Night Stalker (1972)Movie interrupted by Colic: The Night Whinger
Halloween 4: The Return Of Michael Myers (1988, Dir. Dwight H. Little) Everyone has that one crazy uncle, kid.
Torture Garden (1967, dir. Freddie Francis)Never trust Hollywood producers, cats, or pianos.
Hard to Die (1990)Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all.
Shadow in the Cloud (2020 - Roseanne Liang)Better with more practical effects. Moretz rocks!
Midsommar (2019 - Ari Aster)Bright, colorful, awesome cinematography. Still controversial. Great!
New York Ripper (1982 Dir. Lucio Fulci)He has magical toes. Quack quack quack.
Suspiria (2018)That's not supposed to bend that way.
Hell Fest (2018)I'd be uncomfortable even without the killer.
Nightbooks (2021)Don’t trust the Witch in apartment 43
Halloween 3: Season of the Witch, Tommy Lee Wallace, 1982Challis absolutely had sex with the Robots
OrDrunk Dad buys masks at liquor store.
Old (2021)So, what are your names and occupations?
The HappeningGrade 8 science not required for teaching
BLACK ROSES (1988) The eternal conflict: Rock music versus moustache.
Scream 3, dir Wes Craven, 2000Hollywood is one big meta Doppelgänger's Doppelgänger
3 From Hell (2019, dir. Rob Zombie)Slowly warming to this completely unnecessary sequel.
Black Sunday (1960)Burn the witch! it's raining, never mind.
What We Do In The Shadows (2014)I wouldn't trade chips for immortality either.
Escape Room (2019)Want trauma on top of your trauma?
Hell Fest (2018)Hell Fest looks like a fun place.
Pet Sematary dir. Mary Lambert 1989. Finally someone agrees with me, kites suck.
Thirteen Ghosts (1960, dir. William Castle)William Castle, you idiot, it's spelled "thir13en"!
SCARY STORIES TO TELL IN THE DARK (2019) The world’s worst (or best?) Clearasil commercial.
The Thing (blu)Theranos, here's your one drop blood test.
Under Wraps (2021)Disney Kids have a specific acting style
Curse of Frankenstein (1957)Sleazy tale of 19th century remix culture
Willy’s Wonderland (2021)Cage enjoys pinball and smashin’ robot skulls
The Amusement Park (1975)This where you go after Old beach?
Quatermass 2 (1957 - Val Guest)Plot like a foil hat fever dream.
The Happening (2008) dir. M. Night ShyamalanToxins cause suicide... or bad face acting
Event Horizon (1997)First spaceship designed exclusively by Bond villains.
DRACULA UNTOLD (2014) Vlad is scary as a Vlassic Pickle!
Horror Express (1972)Did I miss the Justin Long cameo?
Final Destination (2000)Death's favorite nugget sauce: sweet & Sawa
Among friends 2013He wasn't upset until he got caught
BLOOD NASTY (1989) That’s just daily life in the suburbs.
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)Veronica Cartwright and aliens just don’t mix
Doctor X (1932)My Halloween costume really needs synthetic flesh.
Infected(2021 Dir. Dan Rickard)We have 28 days later at home
Dracula Has Risen From The Grave (1968)Christopher Sex-On-A-Stake Lee
Dead Night (2017) (rewatch)Great cast. setup is legit. Uneven throughout.
Man’s Best Friend I smell a sequel. No? Alright then.
Werewolves Within (2021)Fun, Clue with werewolves, minus Tim Curry
The Bird with the Crystal Plumage:Also: The guy with the obsessive personality
Freddy’s Dead The Final Nightmare:I’ll defend it until I die BITCH!
The Flesh and the Fiends (1960)What a waste of Cushing and Pleasence.
The Possessed (1975)Exorcist copy with old lady witch devil.
Triangle (2009, dir. Christopher Smith)I don't remember this from geometry class.
THE GREEN KNIGHT
He’s really more of a teal knight
House of the Witch (2017)Grim and gory, why don't I care?
Friday the 13th Part IV (1984)Gordon, you jumping out the window Gordon?
NOBODY SLEEPS IN THE WOODS TONIGHT (2020) Victor Crowley, Baron Harkonnen had a baby.
Scaners (1981)Next year's psychic meeting probably over Zoom
The Hunger (1983)Dir: Tony ScottSexiest Sex Scene Since Sex Scenes Started
A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream MasterDir: Renny HarlinJohn Carl Buechler, Screaming-Mad George, Steve Johnson(Screaming-Mad is one word because I SAID SO!)
You rebel! 😄😉
It had to be done!
Midnight Mass (2021)Old man tragically misreads a vampire situation.
Dracula A.D. 1972Dracula (and pork-chop sideburns) have risen again!
Madman (Joe Giannone, 1981)Madman Marz meanly murders many misbehaving minors
Frankenstein (1931)As impotent as a Universal Horror burgomaster…
Dracula (1931)The ASMR Universal Monsters movie. So soothing!
Frankenstein (1931)"Well actually Frankenstein is the doctor's name"
The Shinning (1980)First on screen appearance of Furry porn?
Dracula (1931)Maybe try not calling the loonies “loonies”?
The Wax Mask (1997)Cyberdyne Systems Model 100 ha detto "tornerò"
It (2017) dir. Andy MuschiettiDerry adults: hostile to kids 27-yearly? ...Always??
Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)Fucking theme song! Get outta my head!
Possessor (2020)Way too much trouble to kill someone.
BLOOD THEATER (1984) Popcorn fight! Popcorn fight! Everybody popcorn fight!
Ernest Scared Stupid (1991)Would've thought prison was scarier than trolls
Seance (2021)This kind of school seems very dangerous.
Parents (1989)Super accurate preview of Randy Quaid's future.
Taste the Blood of Dracula (1970)Finally Dracula actually counts in a movie.
Scars of Dracula (1970)Found the final reveal to be aPualling.
Dracula A.D. 1972 (Yups 1972)Alucard spelled out backwards is actually Groovy.
Dracula (1931)Children of the night… asleep in theater.
IT Chapters 1 & 2 (2017|2019)Curry spittle so Fassbender could drool.
Frankenstein (1931)Monster needs safe space, no torches/lakes.
TAKE TWO! 😂IT Chapters 1 & 2 (2017|2019)Curry spittle so Skarsgård could drool.
Dracula (1931, dir. Tod Browning)That background hiss always makes me sleepy.
Frankenstein (1931, dir. James Whale)Pennywise was wrong. We don't ALL float.
Frankenstein (James Whale, 1931)Think close friends called him Hank Frank?
THE THING (1982):I wonder how that dog got infected.
V/H/S/2 (2013)V/H/S Bummer would've been a better title
Halloween II (1981) Pleasance is both a legend and underrated
MESSIAH OF EVIL (1973)I wish wtf counted as seven words.
Society(1989). See! The One Percent DO stick together
Halloween 2 (1981)The one where Micheal's in a hospital.
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987) dir. Chuck RussellAnnual dosage of Wasson achieved! Very unnerving...
The Forever Purge (2021)Dares asking what if murder was illegal?
I Drink Your Blood (1970), Dir: David E. DurstonNever let rabid hippies pick the refreshments.
THE PERFECTION (2018) Want dessert? There’s always room for cello.
House of Usher (1960)Price, Corman and Poe equals comfort movie.
Dracula (1931)Not perfect, but the highs are HIGH.
Frankenstein (1931)Realized I'm the Fritz of my friends.
Freaky (2020) - Vince Vaughn learns having balls isn't money.
Trick (2019)(Junesploitation horror redux)Good kills, decent cast, felt too long.
(Day 2 was Slashers)
Mausoleum 1983Demon tiddies and facial aerobics from Bobbie
Carrie 1976They're all going to laugh at you!
Misery (1990)Please don't be this type of fan.
Phantasm II (1988) Dir. Don CoscarelliIt's wild and I'm here for it.
Creepshow 2 (1987)Best cure for shotgun blast? Jazz hands!
Planet Terror (2007)That zombie tongue legit made me queasy.
Cat People (1982)"You're horny! This whole trial is horny!"
Beyond The Door III (1989)Like Runaway Train, but with more gore.
Alone in the Dark (1982)First time watch, but still so comfortable.
SOCIETY (1989):Everyone just vibing. No phones in sight.
Lights Out(2016) Watched this from inside a tanning bed
Halloween (1978)Loomis isn't not a very sinister doctor.
Mark of the Vampire (1935, dir. Tod Browning)Dracula has a hot sister, isn't Dracula.
Wild Beasts (1984, dir. Franco Prosperi)Animals on PCP act like real dicks.
Halloween II (1981)Set hospital therapy hot tub to KILL!
Malignant (2021)She's always backing out of having plans.
Wolf Creek 2(2013 Dir Greg Mclean)Australia doesn't need help killing tourist, Mick.
DIANA: THE MUSICAL (2021) Non-horror you say? No, this was TERRIFYING.
Fear Street 1666Who’s down for some Sbarro? I’m buying.
Zombieland: Double Tap (2019)Perfect casting Zoey Deutch as valley girl
The Ruins (2008)Asking about my Vine Flu violates HIPAA.
Nightmare on Elm Street II: Freddy's RevengePretty sure Malignant was a low-key remake.
Hellboy (2004)No jokes. I absolutely adore this movie.
Prom Night (1980)Killer stashes body in most fortuitous closet.
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The Hills Have Eyes (1977)Why dad should never pick the vacation
Triangle (2009)Let's do the time warp again. Let's...
Alligator (1980)Ramón after getting flushed: "see you later"
Final Destination (2000)Death sure do be convoluted as fuck
Dracula: Dead and Loving It (1995)Leslie cuts rugs while Peter eats bugs
Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)Worst pillow talk: " jungle man fix Jane"
Dolls (1987)These toys only like girls and boys
Halloween (1978, dir. John Carpenter)I love when Loomis scares the children
Scream (1996, dir. Wes Craven)Billy Loomis, future father of Jughead Jones
May the Devil Take You (2018)Timo and Chelsea just don't ever miss
House (1977)Spinster and cat ghosts play with food.
FREAKSHOW (1989) Nice of them to cast Elvira’s poodle.
Butcher, Baker, Nightmare Maker (1981)Bigoted cop is most realistic/horrifying part
The Bride of Frankenstein (James Whale, 1935)Best screen time to icon ratio ever?
Dead Hooker in a Trunk (Soska Sisters 2009)Dead hooker in a trunk, been there.
Deep Red (1975) dir. Dario Argento If it weren’t for that meddling musician…
Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers At least the dog and kittens survive.
Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman (2000) Michael CooneyTitle already exceeds seven word review limit.
The Mortuary Collection (2019)More like the Bore-tuary Collection. Eh? Eh?
The Thing(1982 Dir. John Carpenter) Carpenter, Bottin, Cast and Crew present perfectionorWow it does look amazing. Thanks Chaybee!
The Conjuring 3: The Devil Made Me Do It 2021, Dir. Michael ChavesDID the devil make him do it?
Jaws: The Revenge1987, Dir. Joseph SargentEllen Brody's shoulder pads had shoulder pads
Killer's Delight aka The Sport Killer (Jeremy Hoenack, 1978)One of killer's delights? Wearing fake mustache!
The Devil's Advocate (1997) Trump references have aged pretty well surprisingly
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Poltergeist (1982)Screened for my kids. Clown still works
Seytan (1974)Sure fire way to get Oldfield’s attention.