Wednesday, October 20, 2021

2021 Scary Movie Challenge Day 20

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  1. 'WALERIAN BOROWCYYK'S TWIN TOWERS OF "SEXY" EVIL!

    LA BETE, aka THE BEAST (1975, Arrow Blu-ray).


    Human, animal, creature. Everybody's a jerk (off).

    OR

    "Titane" of 1975, but with bedposts. 'BOIS'?

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  2. Udo Kier in THE STRANGE CASE OF DR. JEKYLL AND MISS OSBOURNE (1981, Arrow Blu-ray).

    Udo "kills" in rare leading "man" role.

    OR

    Zardoz was right: the penis is evil.

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  3. John Carpenter's HALLOWEEN (1978, Shout! Factory 4K UHD Blu-ray).

    Or as contemporary cinephiles call it, homework.

    OR

    Quiet/ominous Loomis only lasted one movie.

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  4. John Carpenter's HALLOWEEN (1978, Lionsgate 4K UHD Blu-ray) with the 1994 Criterion Collection Laserdisc commentary track. [The YouTube video with the commentary also includes the Laserdisc movie transfer; it'll probably be taken down soon]

    Grass always (barely) greener across 4K fence.

    OR

    R.I.P. Debra Hill, heart/soul of franchise.

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    1. Watched both Lionsgate and Shout! Factory's 4K UHD's of "Halloween" back-to-back on the same 65" screen with the same UHD player. While the new Shout! Factory transger is slightly more colorful in daytime scenes, I couldn't notice any major difference between them. I'm keeping the Shout! Factory and selling the Lionsgate, but only because the former comes with more bonus features. Visually they're nearly identical, IMHO.

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  6. Halloween Kills (2021) dir. David Gordon Green

    40 years and no steel cage basement?!?!

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  7. Hell House LLC (2015)
    Didn't need demons, those clowns were enough

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  8. Beyond the Gates (2016)

    I played VCR Quarterback once. Kinda similar.

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  9. Antichrist (2009, Dir. Lars von Trier)

    Nature is neither da friend nor Dafoe.

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  10. Ready or Not (2019)

    Put Samara Weaving in all the movies.

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  11. Violation (2020 - Dusty Mancinelli & Madeleine Sims-Fewer)
    Rape-and-revenge movie without any fetishization and glorification.

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  12. Antlers (2021 - Scott Cooper)
    Drugs make parents unreliable, not less loving?!

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  13. Last Night in Soho (2021 - Edgar Wright)
    Anna Taylor-Joy, Anna Taylor-Joy, Anna Taylor-Joy... enough?

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  14. Coming Home in the Dark (2021 - James Ashcroft)
    Kids will have a blast on vacation...

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  15. The Medium (2021 - Banjong Pisanthanakun)
    Bad mood caused by demon called PMS?

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  16. Offseason (2021 - Mickey Keating)
    Just listen to the bridge ward, okay?

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  17. We Need to do Something (2021 - Sean King O'Grady)
    I agree, but hurry up, will you?

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  18. The Scary of Sixty-First (2021 - Dasha Nekrasova)
    Pretentious millennials being "crass" - not for me.

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  19. Black Sunday (1960)

    Sorry Katia, I was rooting for Asa.

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  20. May The Devil Take You, dir Timo Tjahjanto, 2018

    To you I leave my demonic possessions

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  21. THE 8TH NIGHT (2021)

    I think there’s something on your face.

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  22. Night Teeth (2021, dir. Adam Randall)

    Disappointed this wasn't a sequel to Teeth.

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  23. Halloween IV (1988)

    I bet Loomis would've stormed the Capital.

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  24. The Wolf of Snow Hollow(2020) Never trust a Taxidermist with a Werewolf Fetish

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    1. Scratch that.

      The Wolf of Snow Hollow(2020). Never trust a Taxidermist with Werewolf Fetish

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  25. Fun size (2012)

    Honor thy father, thy mother, thy Keevin

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  26. The Gate (1987)

    Baby Stephen Dorff fights demons from Hell.

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  27. Titane (2021, dir. Julia Ducournau)

    Wholesome family drama with happy, crying dad

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  28. Poltergeist (1982, dir. Tobe Hooper)

    Star Wars figures unboxed?!? Lost value! Terrifying!!!

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  29. Baby Blood (1990)

    What demon baby wants, it gets (blood).

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  30. The Others (2001)

    No love greater than a smothers love.

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  31. THE STRANGE WORLD OF PLANET X (1958)

    A brigadier not named Lethbridge Stewart? Blasphemy?

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  32. THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT (1999)

    Venture into the woods at your peril.

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  33. Halloween (2019)

    Michael Myers got peanutbutter on my penis.

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  34. One Hour Photo (2002)

    Williams is still the best father here.

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  35. THE NAKED WITCH (1964)

    Naked Only From The Shoulders Up Witch.

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  36. Trick or Treats (1982, dir. Gary Graver)

    Meatloaf's in this? Nevermind, it's Peter Jason.

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  37. In the Mouth of Madness (1994, dir. John Carpenter)

    Now, that's definitely Meatloaf! ...Nope, still Jason.

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  38. The Birds (1963 DVD)

    Nobody owns suit of armor, tennis racket?

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  39. Kingdom of Spiders (1977 DVD)

    Captain Kirk doesnt own thick jeans, boots?

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  40. It Chapter 2 (2019, dir. Andy Muschietti)

    “You have to come back.”
    “No, thanks.”

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  41. Stay Alive (2006)

    Giddily anticipating Frankie Muniz's impending brutal death

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  42. Dracula (1979)

    Between Hammer and Coppola lurks Frank Langella

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  43. I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER (1997)

    The hideous tiara you wore last summer.

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  44. A Quiet Place (2018)

    Had forgotten how brutally this movie begins.

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  45. Phantasm

    Boy! Boy! Boy! Boy! Boy! Boy! Boy!

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  46. Scream 2 (1997)

    Derek's shirts keep getting bigger and bigger.

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  47. Phantasm 2

    We all have an uncle like Reggie.

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  48. P2(2007). Spend Christmas with this nut? Pure Misery.

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  49. Fear Street: Part Three - 1666 (2021)

    Mike Flanagan guest directed the hand scene

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  50. Fear Street: Part Three - 1666 (2021)

    Couldn't afford royalties on 1666's greatest hits.

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  51. Hard Rock Zombies 1985

    This (hard rock zombie) machine kills fascists!

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    1. Revenge of Junesploitation Horror, Horror Musicals

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  52. Gerald’s Game (2017)
    Dir: Mike Flanagan

    “It still hurts to write.” YOU THINK?!?

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  53. The Special (2020, dir. Harrison Smith)

    Don't stick your dick in the box.

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    1. {golf clap} giggling out loud. this flick sounds BANANAS..looking forward to your thoughts on a future podcast 'what you've seen' segment.

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  54. Dead Alive (1992, dir. Peter Jackson)

    Timothy Balme reaction shots are severely underrated.

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  55. Titane (2021, dir. Julia DeCorneau)

    Always ask your car to pull out.

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  56. The Sixth Sense (1999)

    Twist: Guy in hairpiece is actually Willis!

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  57. The Uninvited (2009)

    The first rule of The Uninvited is...

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  58. The Invitation (2016, dir. Karyn Kusama)

    Fun Fact: John Carroll Lynch plays himself

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  59. I STILL KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER (1998)

    Killer on loose? Get inside tanning bed.

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  60. Frankenstein Created Woman (1967)

    I think "Created Woman" is being generous.

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  61. MURDERS IN THE RUE MORGUE (1932)

    In which Bela Lugosi reveals his monkey.

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  62. Daybreakers (2009)

    Terrible... We had a lot of fun

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  63. The Conspiracy (2012)

    How long will you watch nothing happen?

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  64. Lamb (2021)
    What was that sport they were watching?

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  65. Willy’s Wonderland

    Nicholas Cage’s performance: all show, don’t tell

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  66. Session 9 (2001)

    Now I wanna drive on Cuba Road.

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  67. MIDNIGHT MASS (episode 1)

    Somebody is PISSED about the CATS movie.

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  69. Initiation (2020)

    The moral is never go to college.

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  70. UNMASKED: PART 25 (1988)

    We all know 22 is better, right?

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  71. There's Someone Inside Your House (2021)
    Dir: Patrick Brice

    But what if that someone...IS YOU?!?

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    1. Legitimate question for anyone who has seen this that isn't spoilery really.

      Why is this the title of the movie? Like...because they are finding out about their personal secrets? Is "your house" a metaphor for "your own personal secrets that you keep hidden INSIDE YOURself"?

      Guess so. Never mind and thank you for all the help!

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  72. Munchies (1987)

    Mark Jones pitch...Gremlins, make them smaller!

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  73. Crimson Peak (2015)

    Crimson Peak - A terrible bed and breakfast.

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  74. BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN (1935)

    Imagine if Una O'Connor played the bride.

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  75. The Mummy's Hand (1940)

    Wanna see Pesci in a Mummy movie?

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  76. Mother of tears (2007)

    Hey everybody, look at my daughters boobs

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  77. Sixth sense (1999)

    It’s just like Titanic: icy dead people

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  78. Curse of the Crimson Altar (AKA The Crimson Cult) 1968

    Barbara Steele is channeling her best Jambi!

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  79. THE WICKER MAN (1973)

    Coming soon...Wicker Man inspired theme park

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  80. SCREAM (1996)

    Bubble Butt Boyfriend Billy’s Bloody Blitzkrieg Backfires.

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  81. Magdalena: Possessed by the Devil (AKA The Devil's Female) 1974

    She ask for a holy (ahem) tampon?

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  82. Insidious: Chapter 2 (2013)
    Man that Elise voice over is FfFlawwLless5S

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  83. Kenny & Company (1976)

    Like Charlie Brown… with discussions about death.

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  84. Possession (1981)

    No 4K, just ole dvd... still great

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  85. Cry of the Banshee 1970

    Gilliam opening like carpet not matching drapes.

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  86. Lisa and the Devil 1973

    Telly's cigarette/lollipops conflict displayed throughout movie!

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  87. Cujo (1983)

    Ed Lauter never got his STD vacation.

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  88. Monster Dog (1986)

    Needed more monster dog, less Alice Cooper.

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  89. Prom Night IV: Deliver Us From Evil (1992)

    Father Jonas should immolate his singing sons.

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  90. The Wicker Man (1973)

    Howie hunts down an epic death. Oops.

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  91. BASKET CASE 2 (1990)

    Really sews the franchise together!

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  92. BORN FOR HELL (1976)

    Shows that Belfast's really great for dancing.

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  93. Halloween Kills (2021)

    My excitement for this trilogy dies tonight.

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  94. Phantasm III: Lord of the Dead

    I have a good idea. Try ducking.

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  95. Carnival of Souls(1962, Dir: Herk Harvey)

    Organists eventually plays Whiter shade of Pale

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  96. Witchfinder General (1968)

    So happy I wasn't around in 1645.

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  97. Devil(2010) Devil hangs around to duel out punishment.

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  98. Manhattan Baby (1982)

    …there’s two things wrong with this title.

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  99. I Walked with a Zombie (1943)

    Walked with zombie, got lousy T-shirt.

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  100. A Bay of Blood (1971)

    Solid reason not to have a family.

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  101. Mr. Boogedy (Oz Scott, 1986)

    Revisiting one of my gateway horror movies

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  102. Poltergeist (1982)

    See Beetlejuice, that's how you empty houses

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  104. Fear Street Part Three: 1666 (2021)

    1666 isn't the place for outdoor lesbianism

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  105. Titane (2021)

    "Alexa: Night at the Opera, track three."

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  106. Underworld: Evolution (2006, dir. Len Wiseman)

    Sequel lacks gritty Sheen of original film

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  107. Leatherface: Texas Chainsaw Massacre III

    Hold up. Foree is in a militia?!

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  108. The Blood on Satan’s Claw (1971)

    Laser hair removal would have solved everything.

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  109. Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers (1988)

    Butcher, Baker, Nightmare on Elm Street taker

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  110. THINGS (1989) dir. Andrew Jordan

    Hell is Birdemic and THINGS on loop.

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  111. They Look Like People (2016) Dir. Perry Blackshear

    Old friend gets all warm and psycho-zy.

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  112. The Mortuary Collection (2020)

    Instant top ten penis scenes. Ka Boom!

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  113. Excision
    Dir. Richard Bates Jr. 2012
    Needed more John Waters as a priest

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  114. CarousHEll(2016, Dir: Steve Rudzinski)

    The best killer carousel unicorn movie ever!

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