Stacey Nelkin, Tom Atkins and Dan O'Herlihy in Tommy Lee Wallace's HALLOWEEN III: SEASON OF THE WITCH (1982, Shout! Factory 4K UHD Blu-ray). First time seeing the movie in 4K.
Ellie drinks CHALLIS-sized worth of plasma pool.
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Santa Mira: OmniCorp's West Coast prototype facility.
Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992 - Francis Ford Coppola) Death is a dish better served sexy. OR Dracula truly loves one... and lots more. OR I love how Anthony Hopkins speaks, ja?
'LONG LIVE [MICHAEL MYERS'] NEW [4K] FLESH' QUARTET!
ReplyDeleteLance Guest in Rick Rosenthal's HALLOWEEN II (1981, Shout! Factory 4K UHD Blu-ray). First time seeing the movie in 4K.
'Last Starfighter' circles Laurie's orbit, crash-lands hard.
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'Mr. Sandman' bread tastier than crap sandwich.
Stacey Nelkin, Tom Atkins and Dan O'Herlihy in Tommy Lee Wallace's HALLOWEEN III: SEASON OF THE WITCH (1982, Shout! Factory 4K UHD Blu-ray). First time seeing the movie in 4K.
ReplyDeleteEllie drinks CHALLIS-sized worth of plasma pool.
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Santa Mira: OmniCorp's West Coast prototype facility.
Dwight H. Little's HALLOWEEN 4: THE RETURN OF MICHAEL MYERS (1988, Shout! Factory 4K UHD Blu-ray). First time seeing the movie in 4K.
ReplyDeletePatrick's boy 'makes man,' resurrects moribund franchise.
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Unlike "Kills'" Cameron, Brady reached second base.
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Rachel's better final girl than Laurie. #FightMe
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ReplyDeleteDominique Othenin-Girard's HALLOWEEN 5: THE REVENGE OF MICHAEL MYERS (1989, Shout! Factory 4K UHD Blu-ray). First time seeing the movie in 4K.
DeleteSam joins Sunday, Lester in dog heaven.
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Backtracks predecessor's ending as hard as "Resurrection."
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Danielle Harris, MVP of franchise's darkest period.
Tusk (2014) dir. Kevin Smith
ReplyDeleteHomage to Charlie’s Angels sumo suit fight.
Dark Water (Dir. Hideo Nakata, 2002)
ReplyDeleteRising damp and plughole hair... Terrifying stuff.
Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992 - Francis Ford Coppola)
ReplyDeleteDeath is a dish better served sexy.
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Dracula truly loves one... and lots more.
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I love how Anthony Hopkins speaks, ja?
Spellbinder (1988)
ReplyDeleteKarate girl somehow scarier than devil worshippers.
Doctor Sleep, dir Mike Flanagan, 2019
ReplyDeleteBless Flanagan, for casting Essoe as Wendy
Anatomy (2000, Dir. Stefan Ruzowitzky)
ReplyDeleteKinda makes you wonder about that bratwurst.
I Bury the Living, dir Albert Band, 1958
ReplyDeleteRound n round, where the pin drops ....
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DeleteAlways beware of the Groundskeeper Willy type
The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008, dir. Rob Cohen) (with Blank Check podcast's commentary)
ReplyDeleteMovie wastes Li. And Yeoh. And Fraser.
Friday The 13th part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989)
ReplyDeleteJason be nimble as a waterlogged ninja
ZONTAR: THE THING FROM VENUS (1967)
ReplyDeleteZontar barely appears in movie about Zontar.
Anacondas: The Hunt For The Blood Orchid (2004)
ReplyDeleteSurely Patrick and Mike's franchise this year?
Two Evil Eyes (Due occhi diabolici) (1990, dir. Dario Argento & George A. Romero)
ReplyDelete- Which Poe story you adapting, Dario?
- Yes.
XX (2017)
ReplyDeleteNot a single segment featuring Xander Cage?
Tales from the Crypt Presents: Demon Knight (1995, dir. Ernest Dickerson)
ReplyDeleteFinally CCH Pounder getting involv--HOLY SHIT!
Halloween Kills (2021)
ReplyDeleteThe fuck kind of ending was that?
Almost Human 2013
ReplyDeleteThe best unofficial sequel to Xtro, #BegosRocks
Midnight Mass 2021
ReplyDeleteThe best none King King in ages
Motel Hell (1980)
ReplyDelete"Fritters" are smoked meats? Its'n Albany thing.
Daybreakers (2009)
ReplyDeleteCharlie Bromley runs blood thirsty corrupt company.
Intruder (1989)
ReplyDeleteYou'll lose your head over these prices.
SWEENEY TODD: THE DEMON BARBER OF FLEET STREET (2007)
ReplyDeleteVictorian Londoners’ diets: Nothing but meat pie.
In The Earth (2021)
ReplyDeleteThey should get Mark Wahlberg on that...
The Final Destination (2009)
ReplyDeleteI ignored the signs of impending disaster.
LOOK WHAT’S HAPPENED TO ROSEMARY’S BABY (1976)
ReplyDeleteThe baby’s favorite movie is The Crow?
House on Haunted Hill (1999, dir. William Malone)
ReplyDeleteMore like Haunted House on Regular Hill
You're Next (2011)
ReplyDeleteKnives Out... then in again... then blender.
The Manor (2021)
ReplyDeleteGonna tell my kids this was Old.
Hellraiser (1987)
ReplyDeleteIt's a bottle episode. (Bottle of blood.)
Anaconda 3: Offspring (2008)
ReplyDeleteI'm unsure if Anaconda's the SMM franchise
Alucarda (1977, dir. Juan Lopez Moctezuma)
ReplyDelete"Alucarda" backwards spells "constant third act screaming"
The Houses October Built (2014)
ReplyDeleteMurderous Haunters demonstrate skillful use of cinematography.
A Nightmare on Elmstreet III: Dream Warriors
ReplyDeleteKids can never achieve their parents dreams
Tremors (1989)
ReplyDeleteHas Kevin Bacon ever used a hammer?
Phantasm IV: Oblivion
ReplyDeleteReggie Bannister running is my spirit animal.
Body Snatchers (1993, dir. Abel Ferrera)
ReplyDeleteVoted Best Documentary, Info Wars Movie Awards
DRACULA A.D. 1972 (1972)
ReplyDeleteMalcolm McDowell is really slumming in this
SHE WAITS (1972)
ReplyDeleteI’m waiting for something, anything to happen.
THE STENDAHL SYNDROME (1996)
ReplyDeleteTake THAT, effective and emotive art!
Dracula Has Risen From the Grave (1968)
ReplyDeleteMust one worship Osiris to defeat mummies?
Van Helsing never prayed in Horror of Dracula or Dracula AD 1972.
DeleteNothing like a screenwriter trying to make a personal point
Elvira's Haunted Hills (2001)
ReplyDeleteI could really feel all 90 minutes.
Witchcraft IV: The Virgin Heart (1992)
ReplyDelete(Julia Strain horror, Junesploitation horror redux)
1) Preposterous title, there's no virgin in sight!
2) Saved horror for last 20, boobs though...
3) Rips heart out! Cop ok'd: "Serial Killer."
4) Where is Julie Strain's lost blues record?
Sugar Hill 1974
ReplyDeleteNo Wesley Snipes, not the Samedi movie.
Anacondas: Trail of Blood (2009)
ReplyDeleteThis shouldn't be this year's SMM franchise.
CULT OF CHUCKY (2017):
ReplyDeleteMancini should have made the new HALLOWEENs.
Ginger Snaps (2000)
ReplyDeleteAre you there God? It's me, Ginger.
Poltergeist III (1988) Dir. Gary Sherman
ReplyDeleteLiterally all done with smoke and mirrors.
Phantasm: Ravager
ReplyDeleteJust something in my eye. I swear!
LAND OF THE DEAD (2005)
ReplyDeleteRomero's allegory about unionizing against corporations
Phantasm IV: Oblivion (1998) Dir. Don Coscarelli
ReplyDeleteHate it when my balls clang together.
The Mummy's Tomb (1942)
ReplyDeleteSILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT 2 took notes.
Carnival of Souls (1962)
ReplyDeleteThe Fast and the Furious with consequences.
What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? (1962)
ReplyDeleteShe spent a night at the sea.
Tremors (1990)
ReplyDeleteThe other giant worm movie doesn’t qualify.
Day of the Dead(1985) Soldiers hit high notes when torn apart
ReplyDeleteFreddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991)
ReplyDeleteWho's Fred? Fred's dead baby, Fred's dead.
Paganini Horror (1989)
ReplyDeleteMy creativity has fallen on its ass.
Blair Witch (2016)
ReplyDeleteDir: Adam Wingard
What can I say…I LOVE this!
Lake Placid vs. Anaconda (2015)
ReplyDeleteGod, please don't be the franchise episode.
Night Teeth (2021, dir. Adam Randall)
ReplyDeleteAlfie Allen's typecast confirmed: insufferable, doomed traitor
Slumber Party Massacre II (Deborah Navarra-Brock, 1987)
ReplyDeleteMore sequels should add rock and roll
Halloween (2018)
ReplyDeleteUnlike Laurie, Allyson never dropped the knife!
Dracula (1931)
ReplyDeleteI think I'd let him bite me...
Halloween (1978)
ReplyDeleteWho knew 3 pumpkins would make Halloween!
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So little gore, yet so much fun!
Mulholland Drive (2001)
ReplyDeletePerfectly utilizes Watts's "I'M AN ACTOR!" vibe
The Dead Don't Die (2019)
ReplyDeleteTilda Swinton just showed us the future!
Urban Legend (1998)
ReplyDeleteLegend where everyone has the same coat.
The Sixth Sense(1999, Dir: M. Night Shyamalan)
ReplyDeleteTommy sucks but he nailed that commercial
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Look at my face. This movie's amazing
VALLEY OF THE ZOMBIES (1946)
ReplyDeleteNot enough movies with "passion for pickling".
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"We're number one on their hate parade."
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Where's the zombies and where's the valley?
Jennifer’s Body (2009)
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately this was my first viewing. fuck :(
THE EVIL DEAD (1981)
ReplyDeleteRaimi and Shyamalan's first collaboration: The OLDsmobile.
Titane
ReplyDeleteInteresting choice of disguise… Owen Wilson?!
Butcher, Baker, Nightmare Maker
ReplyDeleteYeah, Cheryl murdered, but Carlson was worse.
EVIL DEAD II (1987)
ReplyDeleteWhat's one word to describe this movie?
Halloween Kills (2021)
ReplyDeleteMichael Myers ain't no tiny drone enthusiast!
Carrie (1976)
ReplyDeleteNice! You never get opening credits bush.
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)
ReplyDeleteLoomis and the priest, real recognize real.
The Lighthouse (2019)
ReplyDeleteBold move leaning toward the jism, Cotton.
The Night House (2021)
ReplyDeleteWell that was much ado about Nothing.
Hatchet (2006)
ReplyDeleteWife screamed, "Oh my God!!" A LOT
The Wicker Man (1973)
ReplyDeleteYou built a killing machine, from STICKS?
and... THA BEES!?
DeleteThe Raven (2012)
ReplyDeleteOk go again but with Mary Shelley!
I Spit on Your Grave (2010)
ReplyDeleteMen are from Mars, Women kill them.
Psycho Goreman (2020)
ReplyDeleteShouldn't have messed with his hunky boys
Seven Blood Stained Orchids 1972
ReplyDeleteWant to avoid killer? Send identical twin!
Bonus:
DeleteBetter "poisoned milk" than Cat O Nine.
MUÑECOS INFERNALES/ THE CURSE OF THE DOLL PEOPLE (1961)
ReplyDeleteWhy would anyone accept these voodoo dolls?
THE CURSE OF THE WEREWOLF (1962)
ReplyDeleteThe authorities were warned. He became one.
Poltergeist III (1988)
ReplyDeleteSo when does Kiefer Sutherland show up?
Phantom of the Paradise
ReplyDeleteLive theater was different in the 70s
You Should have Left(2020, Dir: David Koepp)
ReplyDeleteI should have watched Stir of echoes
THE FACE OF MARBLE (1946)
ReplyDeleteHow many films was John Carradine in?
Daybreakers (2009)
ReplyDeleteBet that crash made Cronenberg sit down...
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