'THE LAW OFFICES OF KURTZMAN, NICOTERO AND BERGEN. KNB EFX GROUP, NO JOB TOO BIG OR SMALL' 4-WAY SAMPLERSam Raimi's EVIL DEAD 2 (1987, 4K UHD Blu-ray). Also streaming on HBO Max.Bobby Joe's late. Gotta catch red eye.ORBruce Campbell. Hardest working chin in showbusiness.
Candyman (1992, dir. Bernard Rose)♫ Candyman makes the world taste like blood ♩
Christopher Reeve in John Carpenter's VILLAGE OF THE DAMNED (1995, Peacock).Superman's wife tries to fly. Fails miserably.ORChild ALIENation tale saved by ACME explosives.
Matthew Lillard in T̶H̶I̶R̶T̶E̶E̶N̶ THIR13EN GHOSTS (2001, HBO Max) for the first time.I prefer my ghost hunting Shaggy bearded.OR'I hate, hate, FUCKING HATE this movie.'
Aaron Paul in THE LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT (2009, Showtime) for the first time.Hollywood does original Craven classic no favors.ORJesse goes "Yoshimbo" against white trash relatives.ORMicrowavable popcorn, now with tasty brain matter.
The Howling (1981) dir. Joe DanteAnimated wolf sex? Give ‘em seven sequels.
Poltergeist (1982)Just so we're clear Tobe directed this!!!
Censor (2021, Dir. Prano Baily-Bond) Watch out for that video. It's nasty.
THE ALLIGATOR PEOPLE (1959)Pity the alligators, real ones and human.
OrLon Chaney Jr.'s enthusiasm steals every scene.
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Candyman (2021)Dude your bee sting is definitely infected.
Burn, Witch, Burn! AKA Night of the Eagle (1962)Man's scepticism used against him. How ironic.orClearly inspired by hit Disney show WandaVision.
Concrete Plans (2020)Pleasant surprise — Trent Crimm from The Independent!
Silent Hill (2006)Making sense of things not making sense
Phantasm 1979Midget creation service, half price in October
ARMY OF DARKNESS (1992) Bruce’s chin, sure. But also Bruce’s HAIR.
Halloween II (2009, dir. Rob Zombie)Zombie's version: Evil Dines Tonight! (on dog)
Night Teeth (2021, dir. Adam Randall)Don't come expecting much Sweeney or Fox.
Annabelle (2014, dir. John Leonetti)Prefer my killer dolls with red hair.
Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988)Julia's a champion coed naked blood wrestler.
Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon (2006)Yeah, but these kills go to 11.
The Brain (1988Gives new meaning to the word moist.
Ginger Snaps 2: Unleashed (2004)Dream Warriors set up, Usual Suspects twist.
Death Ship (1980)George Kennedy giving his best Captain Phillips.
The Blob (1988)Ageless special effects plus ageless Shawnee Smith.
Scare Me (2020)You're both banned from the Midnight Society.
The Hills Have Eyes (2006)Nuclear family goes up against nuclear family.
Scream (1996)Special appearance by VHS copy of Smoke
Halloween (2018)Judy Greer's Christmas sweater is the MVP.
EVIL DEAD (2013) So much rain, the Levy might break.
Dead & Buried (1981)Grandpa Joe Productions presents: Lights! Camera! Putrefaction!
Mad Love (1935)Each man kills the thing he loves…
from Jaret:Phenomena (1985)More off the top for you Madam?
Nightbreed (1990, dir. Clive Barker) (Director's Cut)Why doesn't IMDb classify this as comedy?
The Ambulance (1990)Eric Roberts thought he’d win an Oscar.
Tremors 2: Aftershocks (1996)Is that a graboid in your jeans?
Cat's Eye (1985)Watch just for the credits theme song.
BLADE (1998) What if they have jet-powered ice skates?
The Devil’s Candy (2015)Ethan Embry is legit dad bod goals.
The Stendahl Syndrome (1996) - Makes for an awkward Argento family Christmas!
Don’t Breathe (2021) - Well, at least there’s no turkey baster.
Halloween Kills 2021 or 2020...."It f***ing sucks!" Blumhouse was involved, remember?
BLADE II (2002) Don’t mind me, just jumping over motorcycles.
The Fog (1981)Movie stops for Atkins to fuck. Perfection.
Superhost (2021)Cathartic if you've ever watched a Youtuber.
The RuinsWell at least a Jeff almost survived.
Till Death (2021)“You smell like death.”“I am dead.”
Nekrotronic (2018, dir. Kiah Roache-Turner)Self-proclaimed “fuck off” energy short of expectations.
Burn Witch Burn (1962)Love that she’s not punished for witchcraft.
V/H/S/ 94 (1988) Dir. Jennifer Reeder, Chloe Okuno, Simon Barrett, Timo Tjahjanto, Ryan ProwsBest in the series by a Raatma.or Greatest live action Halloween yard display ever.
Night Teeth (2021, dir. Adam Randall)How many reviews said this "lacks bite"?
Innocent Blood (1992, dir. John Landis)HBO Presents: The Many Vampires of Pittsburgh
CALENDAR GIRL MURDERS (1984)Of course, chase this with BASIC INSTINCT.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part 2 (1986)Girl dangling, Hopper reaching, shoulda shouted, "Stretch!"
Edge of the Axe(1989) Worst Myers mask since fourth Halloween movie
BLADE TRINITY (2004) Want a spinoff trilogy about the Pomeranian.
Werewolf of London (1935)The werewolf is the least interesting character.
Fright Night Part 2 (1988)More movies should stop for vampire bowling.
The Mummy's Ghost (1944) "Chaney's got a mum"(my) ugh I'm tired
Halloween Kills (2021)Is the head tilt necessary EVERY time?
When you have no other ideas.....
Final Destination 5 (2011)Tokyo 2020 had Simone not dropped out
The House of the Devil (2009)Jocelin Donahue needs to do Flashback Weekend
Halloween II (2009) - Michael really stepped in it this time.
Hush (1999)Turns out Maddie actually wrote Midnight Mass.
Club Dread (2004)Worth it for Paxton singing Piña Coladaburg.
The Unholy (1988)Boy Meets World dad in interesting role.
GOTH (2003)May the power of goth compel you.
The Collector (2009)He collects more bear traps than people.
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)Sicko stocks Myers mask at Haddonfield store.
Pet Sematary, dir Kevin Kolsch & Dennis Windeyer, 2019The family Creed is to stay together
Shocker(1989). The Walter Skinner backstory is really electric
Halloween 3: Season of the WitchRobot army seems more reliable than masks....
Sputnik (2020, Dir. Egor Abramenko)In Soviet Russia, space invades you! Ehhhhh?
Nomads (1986, dir. John McTiernan)Great Brosnan's Ghost! Rock music *is* evil!
Halloween 2 (1981)Wait, how many times did you shoot?
'I SHOT HIM SIX TIMES!!!' 😄😛
The Hunger (1983) Dir. Tony ScottWillem Dafoe hilariously credited as a "Youth".
Sleepaway Camp (1983, dir. Robert Hiltzik)A perfect ending to a perfect movie
Lake Placid (1999) - A cast too likeable to be eaten.
CarousHell 2(2016 Dir, Steve Rudinzki)Unicorn and son bond and fight nazisSequel gleefully embraces its premise. Expands lore
Hold That Ghost(1925, Dir Arthur Lubin)My gateway to comedy horror. Love it.orCostello's Gosling impersonation way ahead of time
Ninja 3: The Domination 1984V8 never more sexy before or since
Night Life 1989 (Junesploitation Horror Redux, Day 23, Zombies!) From Patrick Bromley's lips to my screen.Unintentional Bromley double but needed some zombies!
PS, thanks Patrick, for the rec from the Pure Cinema pod that dropped today. I was looking for something I hadn't seen and that episode hit at the right time!
Night of the Demons (1988)Count Dingleberry the Flaming Asshole of Transylvania!
WNUF Halloween Special (2013)Just want to visit that dentist now.
The Rage: Carrie 2 (1999)Tim Taylor's son's a real tool, man.
Don’t Panic (1988)Had sex…. then put on THOSE pajamas.
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