Keri Russell and Jesse Plemons in Scott Cooper's ANTLERS (2021, theaters) for the first time.Joyless Pacific Northwest misery porn BEFORE monster.OR"Breaking Bad's" Paul as town sheriff? #BitchPlease
'VINTAGE INTERNATIONAL HORROR' QUADRILOGY!SOUTH KOREA: Ko Young-nam's SUDDENLY IN THE DARK (1981, Mondo Macabro Blu-ray) for the first time.Jealousy kills butterfly collector hubby's not-so-happy marriage.ORDesperate housewife either snaps, cracks or pops.
MEXICO: René Cardona Jr.'s TINTORERA! KILLER SHARK! (1978, Kino Lorber Blu-ray).Shark wrecks wholesome mé·nage à trois... TWICE!
JAPAN: Masaki Kobayashi's KWAIDAN (1964, Criterion Blu-ray). Also streaming on HBO Max.Horror cinema as high art mor[T]ality tales.OROnly way to improve is 4K upgrade.
SWEEDEN: Tomas Alfredson's LET THE RIGHT ONE IN (2008, Blu-ray). Also streaming on HULU.Bullies' bloody comeuppance? So worth one's soul.
ITALY: Dario Argento's DEEP RED: ORIGINAL VERSION (1975, Arrow 4K UHD Blu-ray). First time seeing the movie in 4K.David Hemmings barely manages to stay a-head.
"Deep Red" just came in the mail this evening and snuck it through last night/this morning. So technically a 'QUINTET!' rather than a 'QUADRILOGY!' :-P
Halloween II (2009) dir. Rob ZombieBad dad, shoulda sent Annie to Vegas.
We Need To Do Something (2021, Dir. Sean King O'Grady) Family forced to hole up in metaphor.
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Popcorn (1991, dir. Mark Herrier)The one where Dee Wallace plays mom.
Billy the Kid Meets Dracula 1966And now suddenly Dracula has four fangs...orWhen "Carradine" only meant cheap B Movies
Insidious (2010, dir. James Wan)Wanting Patrick Wilson’s body? I get it.
HATCHET (2006)Didn’t know faces came apart that way
THE BLACK CAT (1934)Not much cat, but I’m not complaining
LAST NIGHT IN SOHO (2021)Stamp and Rigg are to be treasured
LADY FRANKENSTEIN (1972) Gives new meaning to the word "chromedome."
THE CHANGELING (1981)No snark here - it's an absolute classic.
Halloween (1978)Hey Doc Loomis, maybe prescribe an inhaler.
Arachnophobia (1990)Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Hell
Beetlejuice (1988) 1988: Great year for online movie festival.
The Dead Zone (1983)A subtle, subdued thriller, wait, ahhh scissors!
Vampire in Brooklyn (1995, dir. Wes Craven)I'd rather be watching The Golden Child.
Friday the 13th Part 2 (Steve Miner, 1981)Alternate title: The Camp That Dreaded Sundown
Moon of the Wolf (1972)Made for TV? More like no one.
When a Stranger Calls Back (1993)He’s just another brick in the wall.
PHANTASM II (1988) And I thought I had back problems.
A Field in England (2013)What the fuck is happening right now?
[REC] (2007 - Jaume Balagueró & Paco Plaza)I call bullshit - clearly staged for ratings.
Raw (2016)Had sneaking suspicions about French veterinary school
The Human Centipede (2009)Roomates can be hard. Buttmates much harderorNo no no no no no NO
Final Destination 5 (2011)Finally they have arrived at the destination
For the Sake of Vicious (2020)Very stab resistant people have many disagreements.
Freddy vs. Jason (2003)Least necessary celebrity team up until Chickenfoot.
Titane (2021)Please teach me how to drive stick.
Possessor (2020)♫ Can't live if living is inside you ♫
Hypnotic (2021)Can anyone hypnotize me into liking this?orAnswering Unknown Caller makes this completely unbelievable.
Paranormal Activity: Next of Kin (2021)This is why I don't visit family.
PHANTASM III: LORD OF THE DEAD (1994) Why can't Reggie just leave Rocky alone?
Child's Play (1988)Best breakfast-making scene since Kramer vs Kramer.
The Abominable Dr. Phibes (1971) by Robert FuestThe doctor will see you — memorably killed
Arachnophobia (1990)This is the scared movie ever made. Seriously.
Leprechaun 3 Think I’m running out of movie ideas.
Antlers (2021)Only attack after he have a snack
Last Night in Soho (2021)Upon reflection, cracks exist, but Soho fun!
PHANTASM IV: OBLIVION (1998) I approve of Reggie's Han Solo vest.
Come Play (2020)Kids should cut back on screen time.
The Crazies (2010)Did the impossible. Made baseball actually exciting.
Paranormal Activity: Next of Kin (2021)Would rank high on the daft list.
Possession (1981) Dir. Andrzej Żuławski Damn, my parents were the same way.
The Spider Labyrinth (1988) Dir. Gianfranco GiagniNot enough spider baby nightmares? Just watch.
THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW (1975):It’s just a jump to the left…
Titane (2021)Looks like somebody needs an oil change.
PHANTASM: RAVAGER (2016) Is it dream logic? No, a dream.
House of 1000 Corpses (2003)Extremely big Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 energy.
Drag Me to Hell (2009)So much fun I'm gonna CGI puke!
Last Night in Soho (2021)A mod chic Miniver Cheevy murder mystery.
Hypnotic (2021)This is Get Out's cousin, Turn Off.
LAST NIGHT IN SOHO (2021) Sequel should be Last Night In Lambeth.
Last Night in Soho (2021)The sixties were awesome!OH NEVER MIND.
Last Night in Soho (2021) Last Night in Soho... when's the next?
When the box office tally of the first "Night" is counted. 😉🤑
Revenge of the Creature (1955)That lab assistant had a nice career.
Last Night in SohoDoes anybody get expelled from this university?
Living Dead at Manchester Morgue 1974Always blaming hippies for everything, even zombies
Suspiria 1977Normal schools have barbed wire storage rooms
Friday the 13th Part 3: 3D (Steve Miner, 1982)Jason put Shelly out of his misery
The Innkeepers (Ti West, 2011)Ghostbusters would be afraid of these ghosts
Green Room(2015). Vax passports? How about Tetanus shot passports?
Halloween: Curse of Michael Myers 1995Dr. Sartain/Thorn subplot for Halloween Ends?
Snoop Dogg's Hood of Horror 2006Colt 45, Works Every Time (at killing)
Old 2021"Over a lifetime"? They got one dose!
Oculus (2013)It's anchors aweigh for the hardy twins.
Popcorn (1991)Dir. Mark HerrierA killer love letter to movie theaters.
Jeepers Creepers 2001There are no basements in Florida, dammit!
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Keri Russell and Jesse Plemons in Scott Cooper's ANTLERS (2021, theaters) for the first time.
ReplyDeleteJoyless Pacific Northwest misery porn BEFORE monster.
OR
"Breaking Bad's" Paul as town sheriff? #BitchPlease
'VINTAGE INTERNATIONAL HORROR' QUADRILOGY!
ReplyDeleteSOUTH KOREA: Ko Young-nam's SUDDENLY IN THE DARK (1981, Mondo Macabro Blu-ray) for the first time.
Jealousy kills butterfly collector hubby's not-so-happy marriage.
OR
Desperate housewife either snaps, cracks or pops.
MEXICO: René Cardona Jr.'s TINTORERA! KILLER SHARK! (1978, Kino Lorber Blu-ray).
ReplyDeleteShark wrecks wholesome mé·nage à trois... TWICE!
JAPAN: Masaki Kobayashi's KWAIDAN (1964, Criterion Blu-ray). Also streaming on HBO Max.
ReplyDeleteHorror cinema as high art mor[T]ality tales.
OR
Only way to improve is 4K upgrade.
SWEEDEN: Tomas Alfredson's LET THE RIGHT ONE IN (2008, Blu-ray). Also streaming on HULU.
ReplyDeleteBullies' bloody comeuppance? So worth one's soul.
ITALY: Dario Argento's DEEP RED: ORIGINAL VERSION (1975, Arrow 4K UHD Blu-ray). First time seeing the movie in 4K.
ReplyDeleteDavid Hemmings barely manages to stay a-head.
"Deep Red" just came in the mail this evening and snuck it through last night/this morning. So technically a 'QUINTET!' rather than a 'QUADRILOGY!' :-P
DeleteHalloween II (2009) dir. Rob Zombie
ReplyDeleteBad dad, shoulda sent Annie to Vegas.
We Need To Do Something (2021, Dir. Sean King O'Grady)
ReplyDeleteFamily forced to hole up in metaphor.
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeletePopcorn (1991, dir. Mark Herrier)
ReplyDeleteThe one where Dee Wallace plays mom.
Billy the Kid Meets Dracula 1966
ReplyDeleteAnd now suddenly Dracula has four fangs...
or
When "Carradine" only meant cheap B Movies
Insidious (2010, dir. James Wan)
ReplyDeleteWanting Patrick Wilson’s body? I get it.
HATCHET (2006)
ReplyDeleteDidn’t know faces came apart that way
THE BLACK CAT (1934)
ReplyDeleteNot much cat, but I’m not complaining
LAST NIGHT IN SOHO (2021)
ReplyDeleteStamp and Rigg are to be treasured
LADY FRANKENSTEIN (1972)
ReplyDeleteGives new meaning to the word "chromedome."
THE CHANGELING (1981)
ReplyDeleteNo snark here - it's an absolute classic.
Halloween (1978)
ReplyDeleteHey Doc Loomis, maybe prescribe an inhaler.
Arachnophobia (1990)
ReplyDeleteZiggy Stardust and the Spiders from Hell
Beetlejuice (1988)
ReplyDelete1988: Great year for online movie festival.
The Dead Zone (1983)
ReplyDeleteA subtle, subdued thriller, wait, ahhh scissors!
Vampire in Brooklyn (1995, dir. Wes Craven)
ReplyDeleteI'd rather be watching The Golden Child.
Friday the 13th Part 2 (Steve Miner, 1981)
ReplyDeleteAlternate title: The Camp That Dreaded Sundown
Moon of the Wolf (1972)
ReplyDeleteMade for TV? More like no one.
When a Stranger Calls Back (1993)
ReplyDeleteHe’s just another brick in the wall.
PHANTASM II (1988)
ReplyDeleteAnd I thought I had back problems.
A Field in England (2013)
ReplyDeleteWhat the fuck is happening right now?
[REC] (2007 - Jaume Balagueró & Paco Plaza)
ReplyDeleteI call bullshit - clearly staged for ratings.
Raw (2016)
ReplyDeleteHad sneaking suspicions about French veterinary school
The Human Centipede (2009)
ReplyDeleteRoomates can be hard. Buttmates much harder
or
No no no no no no NO
Final Destination 5 (2011)
ReplyDeleteFinally they have arrived at the destination
For the Sake of Vicious (2020)
ReplyDeleteVery stab resistant people have many disagreements.
Freddy vs. Jason (2003)
ReplyDeleteLeast necessary celebrity team up until Chickenfoot.
Titane (2021)
ReplyDeletePlease teach me how to drive stick.
Possessor (2020)
ReplyDelete♫ Can't live if living is inside you ♫
Hypnotic (2021)
ReplyDeleteCan anyone hypnotize me into liking this?
or
Answering Unknown Caller makes this completely unbelievable.
Paranormal Activity: Next of Kin (2021)
ReplyDeleteThis is why I don't visit family.
PHANTASM III: LORD OF THE DEAD (1994)
ReplyDeleteWhy can't Reggie just leave Rocky alone?
Child's Play (1988)
ReplyDeleteBest breakfast-making scene since Kramer vs Kramer.
The Abominable Dr. Phibes (1971) by Robert Fuest
ReplyDeleteThe doctor will see you — memorably killed
Arachnophobia (1990)
ReplyDeleteThis is the scared movie ever made. Seriously.
Leprechaun 3
ReplyDeleteThink I’m running out of movie ideas.
Antlers (2021)
ReplyDeleteOnly attack after he have a snack
Last Night in Soho (2021)
ReplyDeleteUpon reflection, cracks exist, but Soho fun!
PHANTASM IV: OBLIVION (1998)
ReplyDeleteI approve of Reggie's Han Solo vest.
Come Play (2020)
ReplyDeleteKids should cut back on screen time.
The Crazies (2010)
ReplyDeleteDid the impossible. Made baseball actually exciting.
Paranormal Activity: Next of Kin (2021)
ReplyDeleteWould rank high on the daft list.
Possession (1981) Dir. Andrzej Żuławski
ReplyDeleteDamn, my parents were the same way.
The Spider Labyrinth (1988) Dir. Gianfranco Giagni
ReplyDeleteNot enough spider baby nightmares? Just watch.
THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW (1975):
ReplyDeleteIt’s just a jump to the left…
Titane (2021)
ReplyDeleteLooks like somebody needs an oil change.
PHANTASM: RAVAGER (2016)
ReplyDeleteIs it dream logic? No, a dream.
House of 1000 Corpses (2003)
ReplyDeleteExtremely big Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 energy.
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteDrag Me to Hell (2009)
ReplyDeleteSo much fun I'm gonna CGI puke!
Last Night in Soho (2021)
ReplyDeleteA mod chic Miniver Cheevy murder mystery.
Hypnotic (2021)
ReplyDeleteThis is Get Out's cousin, Turn Off.
LAST NIGHT IN SOHO (2021)
ReplyDeleteSequel should be Last Night In Lambeth.
Last Night in Soho (2021)
ReplyDeleteThe sixties were awesome!
OH NEVER MIND.
Last Night in Soho (2021)
ReplyDeleteLast Night in Soho... when's the next?
When the box office tally of the first "Night" is counted. 😉🤑
DeleteRevenge of the Creature (1955)
ReplyDeleteThat lab assistant had a nice career.
Last Night in Soho
ReplyDeleteDoes anybody get expelled from this university?
Living Dead at Manchester Morgue 1974
ReplyDeleteAlways blaming hippies for everything, even zombies
Suspiria 1977
ReplyDeleteNormal schools have barbed wire storage rooms
Friday the 13th Part 3: 3D (Steve Miner, 1982)
ReplyDeleteJason put Shelly out of his misery
The Innkeepers (Ti West, 2011)
ReplyDeleteGhostbusters would be afraid of these ghosts
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteGreen Room(2015). Vax passports? How about Tetanus shot passports?
ReplyDeleteHalloween: Curse of Michael Myers 1995
ReplyDeleteDr. Sartain/Thorn subplot for Halloween Ends?
Snoop Dogg's Hood of Horror 2006
ReplyDeleteColt 45, Works Every Time (at killing)
Old 2021
ReplyDelete"Over a lifetime"? They got one dose!
Oculus (2013)
ReplyDeleteIt's anchors aweigh for the hardy twins.
Popcorn (1991)
ReplyDeleteDir. Mark Herrier
A killer love letter to movie theaters.
Jeepers Creepers 2001
ReplyDeleteThere are no basements in Florida, dammit!
These reviews have been counted for the monthly tally. Please post your reviews on today's thread. Thank you for your cooperation.
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