Jaume Balagueró and Paco Plaza's REC (2007, Crackle).'NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION [plot twist]!'
"Re-Animator's" David Gale in Ed Hunt's THE BRAIN (1988, Amazon Prime) for the first time. Also streaming on Shout! TV.Giant alien brain swallows topless chick whole!or'Dr. Hill's "Doom" Cacodemon is loose again!'
Nicolas Cage in WILLY'S WONDERLAND (2021, HULU) for the first time.Ghost Rider drinks pop, kicks butt, broods.ORPitch perfect tone compensates for low budget.
THE BONE SNATCHER (2003, YouTube Free-With-Ads HD version) for the first time.Humorless African orgy of creature feature ripoffs.OR"Phase IV" made wrong turn at Albuquerque.
SELFIE FROM HELL (2018, Showtime) for the first time.Vacuous vlogger's virtue violation visualized via VRAM. ORBetter known as 'The Carlos Danger Story.'
Nightmare, Freddy Francis, 1964Pretentious legalese maybe cause insane intense screaming.
Nightmare was one of my favorite watches last October. It builds up the suspense very well.
It's pretty great. Especially how it just flips movies you're watching.
Kill Baby Kill, dir Mario Bava, 1966Bava tells Hammer to hold his beer
Invasion of the Bodysnatchers (1978)Google: "Will body snatchers absolve student loans?"
The Mummy's Hand, 1940More mummy action than the actual Mummy.
Old (2021, Dir. M. Night Shyamalan) Old age really Krieps up on you.
Bride of Re-animator (1990) Headbat? Bathead? Who cares! It is ALIVE!
The Addiction dir. Abel Ferrara (1995)The sopranos prequel is really weird, hey?
The Fury (1978)Earns "Supernatural Thriller" moniker. This is cinema!
Planet Terror (2007)The fourteen legs of Cherry the stripper
Starry Eyes 2014 dir. Kevin Kölsch and Dennis WidmyerDon’t show my high school drama teacher.
Halloween (1978)Terrifying Shatner look alike hates hanky panky
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Bride of Frankenstein (1935)World of gods, monsters and tiny archbishops.
House of Wax (2005)That Paris Hilton figure was so lifelike
Candyman (2021)Candymeh Candymeh Candymeh Candymeh Candymeh. It’s meh.
Friday the 13th IV: The Final Chapter (1984)The property is breathtaking, worth the risk
DRACULA (Spanish Version), 1931Spanish Renfield really dials it to 11!
I WAS A TEENAGE FRANKENSTEIN (1958) No teenagers within miles of this movie.
Orgy of the Dead (1965, dir. Stephen C. Apostolof)What do you mean "plot"?- Ed Wood
HOUSE OF THE LIVING DEAD (1974)Andy Milligan didn't make this. Our loss.or"Evil got to be fought with evil."
Haunt (2019)Did he really just eat that grape?
Children of the Corn III: Urban Harvest (1995) Effects work for 90s DTV schlock admirable
THE STYLIST (2020) and since it is the cover photo today! She don't look good and you died. ORCut, color, and die job... no typo!
Def By Temptation (1990)Wait, is Radio Raheem X-Files division?
Fear Street: 1994 (2021) Never look at bread slicers the same
Candyman (2021)Watched as part of Mirrors Shared Universe.
Tigers Are Not Afraid (2017)Tigers? Maybe not. Me? Fuck shit yes.
Bingo Hell (2021, dir. Gigi Saul Guerrero)"Hell" not "Hall." DO YOU GET IT
"Thats a BINGO!" -hanz landa
Creepshow "Skeletons in the Closet" (Shudder: S3E2pt1 (yes i know its a show as opposed to a movie but trust me it counts))WATCH IT! Props to countless movie references!
Malignant 2021predictable but awesome giallo and horror hybrid
Salem’s Lot 1979Sometimes 184 minutes is not long enough.
Annihilation 2018See, flower power did eventually change everything.
Seance 2021Women stalked by killer forget about killer.
Bone Tomahawk 2015Evan Jonigkeit steals movie in split performance.
The Eyes of My Mother 2016Cautionary tale about why children needs pets.OrKiller now sees he choose wrong house.
THE BEYOND (1981) Dir- Lucio FulciDeath by killer spiders!!!!!!......any minute now....
Final Destination 5 (2011)Goofy snuff series says this time s'enough.
Hubie Halloween (2020)What began in irony has become genuine.
House (1977)Wow. Just wow. I have no words.
Troll (1986, Dir. John Carl Buechler)Surely the worst Harry Potter movie ever
......"Hold My Buttter-Beer" Troll 2 Replies.
or the best?
1974: LA POSESIÓN DE ALTAIR (2016)It's no crucifix she's using this time.
Resident EvilNot as bad as I remembered it.
Ready or Not (2019)Unintended soft link to previous watch Sleepwalkers.
Sisters (1972) by Brian DePalma. Criterion bluRay. Beware bedding an unconjoined fake blind woman.
Orphan (2009)PSA about orphans on the blu: cringe.
The Mist B and W versionAJ Bowen was right, Marcia Gay Harden!
Full Moon High (1981)This walked so Teen Wolf could howl.
Knife of Ice (1972)Never trust a mute or a blond.
When a Stranger Calls (2006)Stop answering the phone for christ's sake.
Vamps (2012)I miss Alicia Silverstone, Krysten Ritter rules.
Inside (2007)Turns out, humans are merely flesh piñatas.
Stay Out of the Attic (2021)Josef Mengele's The People Under the Stairs
House Of 1000 Corpses (2003)Dad suit, but in a fun way
Satan's Slave (1980)The housekeeper has a wicked side eye.
Autopsy (2008, dir. Adam Gierasch)Gierasch goes gaga with gag-inducing gore.
No One Gets Out Alive (2021, dir. Santiago Menghini)Everyone needs to stop trusting Marc Menchaca.
Mirrors (2008)It's just fine. Justice for Amy Smart!
Underwater (2020)The Call of Cthulhu 2: Electric Boogaloo
The Hunger (1983)Catherine Deneuve gets David Bowie's box set.
Kill, Baby... Kill! (1966)Spiral Staircase: From the Book of Bava
THE LADY AND THE MONSTER (1944)Prepare the giggly-saw. Whatever that is.or"They would like some strong, black coffee."
A Ghost Story (2017) Casey Affleck: even boring as a ghost.
And I am a fan of GERRY.
Eyes of Fire (1983)Adulterous settlers battle Marjory the Trash Heap!
Billy the Kid vs Dracula 1966(Revenge of Junesploitation Horror redux: Westerns Day!)Don't want John Carradine staring at me!
Titane (2021)Arnie (from Christine) has met his match!
Halloween (2018)I vote for the "No Sartain" cut.
Trick R Treat (2007)Thurman Merman really should've stuck to sandwiches
Knife + Heart aka Un couteau dans le cœur (2018)French giallo gem of queer horror cinema.
The Omen (1976 - Richard Donner)Insert unpleasant Texas anti-abortion law joke here...
Inside (2007)Dir: Julien Maury & Alexandre BustilloIrrationally Insistent Intruder Insanely Incises Impregnated Individual
Dracula: Prince of Darkness (1966)Klove's gonna win employee of the month.
Idle Hands (1999)Interesting Fact. Hand actor also played Thing.
Blood Fest (2018)So was this based on Woodstock 99?
Suck (2009)It's fun but it's not quite Rockula.
BLOOD BATH (1966) Want spinoff film about barrel chested lifeguard.
The Haunted Mansion (2003)I'd rather spend 86 minutes in line
Butcher, Baker, Nightmare Maker (1981)Seriously, did Westboro Baptist write this screenplay??
The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987) Scary? Hell yeah, those kids are scary
Insidious 2(2013, dir. James Wan)Proton packs? Nope we got rocking horses
ROOM 13 (1964)Despite gloved straight-razoring, krimi ain't scary.
John Carpenter's Vampires (1998)I'm rooting for Thomas Ian Griffith padre
Transylvania 6-5000 (1985)Incredibly talented cast bores you to tears.
ScreamNever dug this and I still don't.
Encounter of the Spooky Kind (1980, dir. Sammo Hung)Sammo delivers scares, duels, laughs... Wife beatings?
Hubie Halloween (2020)I would also decline eating Hubie’s soup.
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)Pretty sweet costumes for a discount store.
The City of the Dead (1960)We…still get to burn her, right?
Coraline (2009)Dir: Henry SelickClawing Cat Cheerily Chastises Coraline's Copious Conundrums
The Ritual (2017)Not my ideal weekend of glamping, but…
The Boy Behind the Door (2020), Dir: D Charbonier, J PowellThis movie owes me 10 ungnawed fingernails.
Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995)Mitchell Ryan has good taste in boots
AMERICAN CANNIBAL (2021) There’s no meat on this movie’s bones.
Freaky (2020)Dir: Christopher LandonFrighteningly Fresh Freaky Friday For Flix Fans
Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989)Mysterious shadowy figure to be introduced... later.
The Satanic Rites of Dracula (1973, dir. Alan Gibson)Longing for Taste the Blood of Dracula.
Halloween II (1981)Told Ben not to buy flammable costume.
Jeepers Creepers 2(2003) Shirtless students systematically slain....class definitely dismissed.
TitaneDir. Julia Ducournau, 2021Extreme “Christine” if Arnie were a woman
The Return of the Living Dead (Dan O'Bannon, 1985)Zombies seeking brains make blue lives splatter
Drag Me to Hell (2009)This movie has every kind of barf
DEAD GIRLS (1990) Five percent horror, ninety-five percent soap opera.
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988) - "Michael's too BIG! Killer should be SMALLER!!!"
The Majorettes (1986)Mace Jackson seemed psycho but was overshadowed
Dead Birds (2004)Spooky Deadwood episode, but with less swearing.
The Ruins (2008, Carter Smith)The Mayans grew some killer weed bra.
Halloween VI: The Curse of Michael MyersIs the curse Paul Rudd never ages?
Scream 2 (1997, dir. Wes Craven)David Arquette *looks around* -- "Broken Arrow" guitar
Critters (Dir. Stephen Herek)Best gremlins riff. Zane's ponytail is missed
Malignant (2021)Psychic cocaine high with 1980s Stephen King.
Warlock (1989, dir. Steve Miner)Richard E. Grants me wish: cinematic perfection
Messiah of Evil (1973)The 1970s scare me more than anything
Creep (2014)That's why you never take non-guild gigs.
Friday the 13th: Jason takes Manhattan(1989). Jason takes too long to take Manhattan
Tusk (2014, dir. Kevin Smith)Watching with Erika makes it even better.
Midsommar (2019)Dani chose to grin and bear it
Ghosts of Mars (2001)John Carpenter somehow worse than John Carter
The Most Dangerous Game (1932)Hunter becomes hunted becomes hunter becomes captain
Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995)Love a movie with a rune database.
Cruel World 2005 Forlorn Furlong fabricates reality television, becomes slasher.
The Perfection 2018Subpar bus tours really get outta hand!
House by the Cemetery 1981Bob's the real monster in this picture!
House (1885, Steve Miner)Monster movie magic makes monster movies, magical.
The Batman Vs. Dracula(2005 Dir.(deep breath) Tae Ho Han, Seung Eun Kim, Sam Liu, Sang Il Sim, Brandon Vietti, Michael Goguen)Holy conflicting chiroptera Batman! Vamps in Gotham! or Bruce ballsy to call himself "The Batman"
The Borrower (1991, dir. John McNaughton)Killer-alien-head-swapper-out-of-water
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Final Destination 3The subway: rollercoasters for high school graduates.