'POST-COVID CATHOLIC CHURCH DESECRATION' TWO-FER!Andy Serkis' VENOM: LET THERE BE CARNAGE 3D (2021, AMC 3D theater) for the first time.Gollum's epic, hilarious MCU-adjacent superhero monster mash.ORMost expensive Sony Bravia OLED commercial ever.
Jeffrey Dean Morgan, William Sadler and Cary Elwes in the Sam Raimi/Robert Tapert-produced THE UNHOLY (2021, Blu-ray).Negan, Death AND Wesley? Douchebag Holy Trinity! ORRare Raimi horror flick worth parents' time.
'LUCIO FULCI'S LOOSE IN NEW ORLEANS' DOUBLE FEATURE!THE BEYOND (1981, DVD).Extreme cure for freaky-looking girl's piercing headache.
DOOR TO SILENCE (1992, YouTube --English dub w/o subtitles--) for the first time. Maestro Fulci's final film.More hearse action than movie "The Hearse." OR"Running Around in Circles: The Motion Picture."
Paul W.S. Anderson's RESIDENT EVIL (2002, DVD).♫Who kicked the dogs out?Lee-Loo Lee-Loo♬
Santa Sangre (1989 - Alejandro Jodorowsky)She only has shoulders to cry on.
The Disappointments Room (2016)Watched this entirely for low-hanging fruit title.
Dawn of the Dead (2004)Zombies faster than Vargas' 7 word reviews
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Wrong Turn (2021, Dir. Mike P. Nelson) Like the saying goes: Modine, mo' problems.
THE REPTILE (1966)Killer snakes do not always come small.
Candyman (2021 - Nia DaCosta)As Ian Malcolm: Gentrification finds a way.
The Mummy (2017, dir. Alex Kurtzman)I binge-watched the entire Dark Universe franchise.
Fingers. Dir juan Orbitz, 2019I believe Jeremy Gardner crafted those masks.
THE VAMPIRE LOVERS (1970) Starting to think this movie has subtext.
The Prey (1983)Sometimes a movie is 90% nature footage
Invasion Of The Body Snatchers (1978)Jeez, Sutherland is just the WORST tattletale
Jaws 4 The revenge Serial killer Flying Sharks that Roar, in.....
Evil Dead (2013)BLOOD....Blood...blood...and a lotta sick.
Deer Woman (2005)Aka a native American Deer in Richmond.orJust Dream On about the snapped penis.
SISTERS (1972)Split screen. Fractured mind. All hail De Palma!
CAST A DEADLY SPELL (1991) Streaming on HBO MaxIt's not as bland as it's title...orPaper cuts can sure be a bitch
Carnage Park (2016)The T̶e̶x̶a̶s California C̶h̶a̶i̶n̶s̶a̶w Sniper Rifle Massacre
Escape Room Tournament of Champions (2021: Redbox)PG13 Saw meets Cube. Adequate redbox rental. ORJust like board game Mousetrap. But cheesier!
Hereditary (2018 - Ari Aster)Never ever try to burn a book...
SILVER BULLET (1985) But what about little girl's recycling subplot?
CONJURING 3: THE DEVIL MADE ME DO IT (2021) The devil made me watch this crap!
Prince of Darkness (1987)Face peeling girl doesn't like Mirrors either
Grandmother's House (1988)The Visit except their parents are dead.
We Go On (2016)We don't actually. We cease to exist.
Last Shift (2014)No eyes, weird mouths, bags on heads.
The Deaths of Ian Stone (2007)Is it E-an or is it I-an?
Shadow of the Hawk (1976)I'm part Native American. This checks out.
Thirteen Ghosts (2001)Did I accidentally just watch Spy Kids
3 from hell (2019)Watch them wonder what to do next
Beyond Re-Animator (2003, Brian Yuzna)"Adventures of Ratty and Cock" sequel, please
Terrorvision 1986🎵 Slime oozin' out from your TV set 🎶
How did you achieve the awesome little music notes? I must know!
Crimson Peak (2015) Possibly the best looking ghost designs ever?
The Gorgon 1964Please someone get 1960s monsters some Visine!
Spontaneous (2020)They say that love comes in spurts.
Deep Rising (1998, dir. Stephen Sommers)Friendly tentacle monster just wanted a Treat.
Slaughter (2009, dir. Stewart Hopewell)I can't come up with seven words.
Sisters (1972, dir. Brian De Palma)More French Canadian accents in thrillers, please.
Carrie (1976)Nobody cared that I spiked the punch.
Antebellum (2020)Brutal. Disturbing. Based on a true story.
Suicide Club (2001)That's one way to catch a train
Noriko's Dinner Table (2005)Very Hesitant to accept Noriko's dinner invitation
Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation (1994, dir. Kim Henkel)Guess I'll keep trying to like it.
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Black Sabbath (1964, dir. Mario Bava)Boris Karloff is dead/Undead, undead, undead
Cold Fish (2005)Enforces my mistrust of fish store owners
Cloverfield (2008, 4k disc/sadly no Atmos)An indestructible camcorder outlives all the protagonists.
Prince Of Darkness (1987)Well, It's more like 'Prince Of goo'AlsoHas Donald Pleasance ever been normal? Ever?
GRAVEYARD SHIFT (1990) Did Andrew Divoff steal John Corbett's hair?
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Thir13enn Ghosts (2001)So many memorable designs to forget about
Venom (2018)Lobster tank Hardy is all I needed
The Babysitter (2017)Orgy googler fretfully home alones that shit
The Conjuring (2013)We learn demonic spirits smell like farts.
Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid (2004)Frankly, an adventure beyond your wildest dreams.
V/H/S/94 (2021)Timo Tjahjanto is a fucking mad man.
Under the shadow (2016)I didn't know curtains could be terrifying.
Jaret: (sorry I couldn't post my name here's my review)Under the Shadow (2016)I didn't know curtains were so scary.
V/H/S/94 (2021)This franchise is just Chaybee's movie collection.
Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child (1989)Cautionary reproductive rights tale circa Texas 2021.
Suspiria (1977)Turned my girlfriend into a Goblin fan.
THE DEAD ZONE (1983) The girl from High Stakes deserved better.
Halloween 2 (2009)Try every year, just not my jam
Possessor (2020)One does not simply deepthroat a poker
Bride of Frankenstein (1935)Why do we even have that lever?
MURDER PARTY (2007)"Jared, we're on. Open the fucking door."orMy real first remembered costume: cardboard knight.
The Babysitter: Killer Queen (2020)If Mtn. Dew X-treme were a movie
Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)Klowns be shopping forever, never got anything
Child's Play (1988)Excellent scene when Karen freed the D's.
Child's Play 2 (1990)Damit, day's without accident back to zero.
Child's Play 3 (1991)Andy must be Lieutenant Barclay's distant relative.
Night of the Demon (1957)At least his dick wasn't torn off!
Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale (2010)Ho Ho How come so many dicks?
A Return to Salem’s Lot (1987)Uses all the 1987 supply of Cohen
V/H/S/94 (2021)"Super Sixteen: A VHS Story" coming 2024
Resident Evil: ApocalypseWhat are we doing with Nemesis’ makeup?
THE MIDNIGHT HOUR (1985)Pancake syrup: the official magic ring remover.
The Entity(1982 Dir. Sydney J. Furie)Hershey is shiny as ghost tale grimy
The Thing (1982)So nobody else wants to play chess?
There's Someone Inside Your HouseSurprisingly decent modern teen slasher. Good kills.
Prince Of Darkness (1987, dir. John Carpenter), first viewing!Goo? Meh. Victor Wong's whiskers? Absolutely unsettling!
Resident Evil: ExtinctionThree movies in. Pleasantly surprised so far.
Bad Moon (1996), Dir: Eric RedDog detective vs Streets of Fire Werewolf!
Zombie Strippers (2008)Subtle? Reserved? No. Bananas Robert Englund? Yes.
Race With the Devil (1975)Sgt. Hulka and RVs never work out
Child’s Play 2 (1990)Hey! I want a doll that bleeds!
Slaxx (Elza Kephart, 2020)Naturally, Canada makes denim its lead actor
Sisters (1972)Margot Kidder speaks. Adam puts on subtitles.
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)Rod's waking up hard in heaven now.
Poltergeist (1982)Forget Carol Anne; someone find the comics!
Poltergeist (1982)Why would you keep that clown? WHY?!?
PET SEMATARY (1989) The only Legend of Zelda that matters.
Dolls (1987) Dir. Stuart GordonJust, like....step over them. They're dolls.
I Was a Teenage Werewolf (1957)The horrors of werewolfism! And also psychiatry!
Poltergeist (1982)Wait... go towards the light? Or away?
Magnetic Monster (1953)Magnetic Monster attracts lots of stock footage.
Nightwatch (1997)Dir: Ole BornedalI really do love that Dimension logo.
V/H/S 94 (2021)Editor definitely googled "gunfire effects free download"
Countdown (2019)Dir: Justin DecFinal Destination by way of crappy app.
In the Earth (2021)Dir: Ben WheatleyWait…did Ben Wheatley remake The Happening?
Late Phases (2014, dir. Adrián García Bogliano)"Now hear me out -- Werewolve$" - James Cameron
Poltergeist (1982)This film was directed by Tobe Hooper
Candyman (1992)Thesis project about projects legend hooks Helen.First time watch and really dig this movie! The whole movie as they kept mentioning the Cabrini-Green projects, I knew it sounded familiar, but couldn't think what else I knew that name from. Turned out to be Hoop Dreams (one of the kids lives in those projects), another movie I love and a weird connection to this one.
Zombie 90: Extreme Pestilence German ingenuity repackaged with authentic American dialogue
Killing Spree 1987Could Tim Ritter outdo Truth or Dare? Yes
Mom and Dad (2017) - No need to argue, parents just...kill.
Alone in the Dark (1982)Loomis. Lugosi. Curly. Barclay. Dream Dinner Party.
V/H/S/94 (2021)Thought the movie was very Ratma. Hail Ratma.
El Hoyo [AKA The Platform] (2019, dir. Galder Gaztelu-Urrutia)A real fucking downer. Pun not intended.
Lifeforce(1985, Dir. Tobe Hooper)Time in space beauty pageant judge qualifier orP-stews gaze proves too much for Railsback
WNUF Halloween Special (2013)I'd stay up late to watch "Sarcophagus"
DráculaDir. George Melford 1931Juan Harker is still dull as dishwater
Idle Hands (1999)Ummm...huh...what?...okay??...I mean...really???
Dracula's DaughterDir. Lambert Hillyer 1936She carries the movie in those eyes
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