First time watch and really dig this movie! The whole movie as they kept mentioning the Cabrini-Green projects, I knew it sounded familiar, but couldn't think what else I knew that name from. Turned out to be Hoop Dreams (one of the kids lives in those projects), another movie I love and a weird connection to this one.
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Gollum's epic, hilarious MCU-adjacent superhero monster mash.
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Most expensive Sony Bravia OLED commercial ever.
Jeffrey Dean Morgan, William Sadler and Cary Elwes in the Sam Raimi/Robert Tapert-produced THE UNHOLY (2021, Blu-ray).
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Rare Raimi horror flick worth parents' time.
'LUCIO FULCI'S LOOSE IN NEW ORLEANS' DOUBLE FEATURE!
ReplyDeleteTHE BEYOND (1981, DVD).
Extreme cure for freaky-looking girl's piercing headache.
DOOR TO SILENCE (1992, YouTube --English dub w/o subtitles--) for the first time. Maestro Fulci's final film.
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"Running Around in Circles: The Motion Picture."
Paul W.S. Anderson's RESIDENT EVIL (2002, DVD).
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Santa Sangre (1989 - Alejandro Jodorowsky)
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The Disappointments Room (2016)
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Dawn of the Dead (2004)
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THE REPTILE (1966)
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Candyman (2021 - Nia DaCosta)
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The Mummy (2017, dir. Alex Kurtzman)
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THE VAMPIRE LOVERS (1970)
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The Prey (1983)
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Invasion Of The Body Snatchers (1978)
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Jaws 4 The revenge
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Evil Dead (2013)
ReplyDeleteBLOOD....Blood...blood...and a lotta sick.
Deer Woman (2005)
ReplyDeleteAka a native American Deer in Richmond.
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Just Dream On about the snapped penis.
SISTERS (1972)
ReplyDeleteSplit screen. Fractured mind. All hail De Palma!
CAST A DEADLY SPELL (1991) Streaming on HBO Max
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Paper cuts can sure be a bitch
Carnage Park (2016)
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Escape Room Tournament of Champions (2021: Redbox)
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Just like board game Mousetrap. But cheesier!
Hereditary (2018 - Ari Aster)
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SILVER BULLET (1985)
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CONJURING 3: THE DEVIL MADE ME DO IT (2021)
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Prince of Darkness (1987)
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Grandmother's House (1988)
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We Go On (2016)
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Last Shift (2014)
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The Deaths of Ian Stone (2007)
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Shadow of the Hawk (1976)
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Thirteen Ghosts (2001)
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3 from hell (2019)
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Beyond Re-Animator (2003, Brian Yuzna)
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Terrorvision 1986
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ReplyDeletePossibly the best looking ghost designs ever?
The Gorgon 1964
ReplyDeletePlease someone get 1960s monsters some Visine!
Spontaneous (2020)
ReplyDeleteThey say that love comes in spurts.
Deep Rising (1998, dir. Stephen Sommers)
ReplyDeleteFriendly tentacle monster just wanted a Treat.
Slaughter (2009, dir. Stewart Hopewell)
ReplyDeleteI can't come up with seven words.
Sisters (1972, dir. Brian De Palma)
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Carrie (1976)
ReplyDeleteNobody cared that I spiked the punch.
Antebellum (2020)
ReplyDeleteBrutal. Disturbing. Based on a true story.
Suicide Club (2001)
ReplyDeleteThat's one way to catch a train
Noriko's Dinner Table (2005)
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Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation (1994, dir. Kim Henkel)
ReplyDeleteGuess I'll keep trying to like it.
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ReplyDeleteBlack Sabbath (1964, dir. Mario Bava)
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Cold Fish (2005)
ReplyDeleteEnforces my mistrust of fish store owners
Cloverfield (2008, 4k disc/sadly no Atmos)
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Prince Of Darkness (1987)
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Has Donald Pleasance ever been normal? Ever?
GRAVEYARD SHIFT (1990)
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Venom (2018)
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The Babysitter (2017)
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The Conjuring (2013)
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Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid (2004)
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V/H/S/94 (2021)
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Under the shadow (2016)
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Jaret: (sorry I couldn't post my name here's my review)
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I didn't know curtains were so scary.
V/H/S/94 (2021)
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THE DEAD ZONE (1983)
ReplyDeleteThe girl from High Stakes deserved better.
Halloween 2 (2009)
ReplyDeleteTry every year, just not my jam
Possessor (2020)
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Bride of Frankenstein (1935)
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MURDER PARTY (2007)
ReplyDelete"Jared, we're on. Open the fucking door."
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My real first remembered costume: cardboard knight.
The Babysitter: Killer Queen (2020)
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ReplyDeleteKiller Klowns from Outer Space (1988)
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Child's Play (1988)
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Child's Play 2 (1990)
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Child's Play 3 (1991)
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Night of the Demon (1957)
ReplyDeleteAt least his dick wasn't torn off!
Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale (2010)
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A Return to Salem’s Lot (1987)
ReplyDeleteUses all the 1987 supply of Cohen
V/H/S/94 (2021)
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Resident Evil: Apocalypse
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THE MIDNIGHT HOUR (1985)
ReplyDeletePancake syrup: the official magic ring remover.
The Entity(1982 Dir. Sydney J. Furie)
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The Thing (1982)
ReplyDeleteSo nobody else wants to play chess?
There's Someone Inside Your House
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Prince Of Darkness (1987, dir. John Carpenter), first viewing!
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Victor Wong's whiskers?
Absolutely unsettling!
Resident Evil: Extinction
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Bad Moon (1996), Dir: Eric Red
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Zombie Strippers (2008)
ReplyDeleteSubtle? Reserved? No. Bananas Robert Englund? Yes.
Race With the Devil (1975)
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Child’s Play 2 (1990)
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Slaxx (Elza Kephart, 2020)
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Sisters (1972)
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A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
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Poltergeist (1982)
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Poltergeist (1982)
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PET SEMATARY (1989)
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Dolls (1987) Dir. Stuart Gordon
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I Was a Teenage Werewolf (1957)
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Poltergeist (1982)
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Magnetic Monster (1953)
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Nightwatch (1997)
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I really do love that Dimension logo.
V/H/S 94 (2021)
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Countdown (2019)
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Final Destination by way of crappy app.
In the Earth (2021)
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Wait…did Ben Wheatley remake The Happening?
Late Phases (2014, dir. Adrián García Bogliano)
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Poltergeist (1982)
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Candyman (1992)
ReplyDeleteThesis project about projects legend hooks Helen.
First time watch and really dig this movie! The whole movie as they kept mentioning the Cabrini-Green projects, I knew it sounded familiar, but couldn't think what else I knew that name from. Turned out to be Hoop Dreams (one of the kids lives in those projects), another movie I love and a weird connection to this one.
Zombie 90: Extreme Pestilence
ReplyDeleteGerman ingenuity repackaged with authentic American dialogue
Killing Spree 1987
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ReplyDeleteMom and Dad (2017) - No need to argue, parents just...kill.
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ReplyDeleteLoomis. Lugosi. Curly. Barclay. Dream Dinner Party.
V/H/S/94 (2021)
ReplyDeleteThought the movie was very Ratma. Hail Ratma.
El Hoyo [AKA The Platform] (2019, dir. Galder Gaztelu-Urrutia)
ReplyDeleteA real fucking downer. Pun not intended.
Lifeforce(1985, Dir. Tobe Hooper)
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P-stews gaze proves too much for Railsback
WNUF Halloween Special (2013)
ReplyDeleteI'd stay up late to watch "Sarcophagus"
Drácula
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Juan Harker is still dull as dishwater
Idle Hands (1999)
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She carries the movie in those eyes
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