Thursday, October 28, 2021

2021 Scary Movie Challenge Day 28

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  1. Edgar Wright's LAST NIGHT IN SOHO: EARLY ACCESS SCREENING (2021, AMC Dolby Cinema) for the first time.

    "Once Upon A Time in R-rated 'Cruella.'"

    OR

    Thematic "Sucker Punch" remake bleeds supernova bright.

    OR

    Better than "Malignant"? Why argue, enjoy both.

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  2. Joe Chappelle's HALLOWEEN: THE CURSE OF MICHAEL MYERS - THEATRICAL CUT (1995, Blu-ray).

    Strode women stuck marrying/mating such assholes!

    OR

    Mid-90's Myers flick(s) stuck in another DIMENSION.

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  3. Joe Chappelle's HALLOWEEN 6: THE CURSE OF MICHAEL MYERS - UNRATED PRODUCER'S CUT (1995, Blu-ray).

    Unlike "Kills," this Tommy Doyle isn't RUDDerless.

    OR

    Loomis shouts/pouts like he's never returning.

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    1. Steve Miner's HALLOWEEN H2O: 20 YEARS LATER (1998, Blu-ray).

      JLC skips wigs, aims for the top.

      OR

      LL Cool shooting plays sooooooo different now.

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  5. Rick Rosenthal's HALLOWEEN: RESURRECTION (2002, Blu-ray).

    --'Screwing music major equals lesbianism?'
    --'You're foul!'

    OR

    Shitty Myers movie; "entertaining" Busta Rhymes vehicle.

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  6. Phenomena (1985)

    Takes a beautiful mind to summon bugs

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  7. Wishmaster (1997)

    Ah yes, the secret to basketball... Stillness.

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  8. Bride of Re-Animator (1990)

    when i die, do this to me

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  9. Hubie Halloween (2020)

    Best Supporting Actor 2020 is Hubie's Thermos

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  10. The Scarlet Claw (1944)

    AKA Sherlock versus guy with back scratcher

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  11. Last Night in Soho (2021) dir. Edgar Wright

    You’ve got Anya Taylor-Joy on you.

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  12. Valentine (2001, Dir. Jamie Blanks)

    Mask. Check. Kills. Check. Plot. Ch-GODDAMNIT!

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  13. Body Bags, dir John Carpenter & Tobe Hooper, 1993

    Maybe early 90s horror is pretty great

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  14. The People 1972

    Amish "Alien Nation"
    Internet: "Amazing!"
    Me: "Zzzzzzz"

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  15. Suspiria 1977

    "Impact of Light and Color" experiment goes savage

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  16. CONTAMINATION (1980)

    Producers: “What if movie’s nothing but chestbursters?”

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  17. Maniac (2012)

    Really appreciate Elijah Wood's post-LOTR choices.

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  18. Leprechaun (1993)

    Leprechaun slew foots discount Bacon. Certainly evil.

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  19. The McPherson Tape (Dean Alioto, 1989)

    Some footage doesn't need to be found

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  20. Slaughter High (1986)

    Movie high schoolers: looking forty, acting twelve.

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  21. CREEPSHOW (1982)

    My new favorite episode of Cake Boss.

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  22. John Carpenters Prince of Darkness(1987)
    Worst acted Carpenter by a long shot
    or
    Ties 'Mars' as least favorite of oeuvre.

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  23. Hell House LLC (2015)

    Always appreciate the efficiency of found footage.

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  24. The Innkeepers (2011)
    Well……a door closes, so…..yeah scary

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  25. CREEPSHOW 2 (1987)

    "Thanks for the seven word review, lady!"

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  26. Malignant (2021, dir. James Wan)

    Holy shit that was stupid. And awesome!

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  27. Venom: Let There Be Carnage (2021, dir. Andy Serkis)

    Why did they ditch Woody's original wig!?

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  28. Halloween Kills (2021, dir. David Gordon Green)

    Evil dies tonight. (Sequel announced for 2022.)

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  29. Annihilation (2018)

    The quest to find Shimmer Portman

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  30. Phantasm IV: Oblivion (1998)

    Most clever application of sphere's thus far.

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  31. Phantasm Ravanger (2016)

    Smiled and gave me a Reggiemight sandwich.

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  32. Annabelle (2014)

    Wan decides to doll out a property.

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  33. Annabelle Creation (2017)

    Annabelle moves in next door. Mind blown.

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  34. Maniac Cop 2 1990

    I'll watch any 80s Lustig New York

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  35. Annabelle Comes Home (2019)

    I will take Wan pu pu platter.

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  36. Mass Hysteria(2020 Dir: Arielle Cimino, Jeff Ryan)

    Starts fun. Hurt by "and then" script

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  37. Munster Go Home (1966, dir. Earl Bellamy)

    Lily Munster still super hot in color.

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  38. Victor Crowley (2017, dir. Adam Green)

    Crowley still obsessed with attacking people's genitals.

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  39. We Are Still Here (2015, dir. Ted Geoghegan)

    Slow burn that actually pays off burn.

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  40. Trick 'r Treat (2007)

    Egoyan's "Sweet Hereafter," with zombies and werewolves.

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  41. 29. Final Destination 3 (2006)

    I’m canceling my trip to Six Flags

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  42. 30. The Final Destination (2009)

    So much for clever kills. This sucks!

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  43. The Victim (1972; TV movie)

    Alternate title: Suzy Sue, Where Are You!

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  44. The Bat (1959)

    The Price was right, would’ve liked Moorehead.

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  45. The Phantom of the Opera (1925)

    How I look in tagged Facebook photos.

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  46. CAT'S EYE (1985)

    That's one disgusting bowl of tuna fish.

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  47. Friday the 13th remake

    Travis is too good at being dickish

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  48. ARGENTO'S DRACULA (2012)

    To Dario, Asia's boobs are Tarantino's feet

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  49. Halloween 2 (1981)

    B-Trams is my Halloween Costume. Goodbye everyone.

    or

    Patient: "I've been feeling...", Loomis: "No! NOOOOOO"!

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  50. Beetlejuice (1988 - Tim Burton)

    First time - I'm late, this is great!

    OR

    How to not cast Keaton as Joker?

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  51. Two Evil Eyes, dir George Romero & Dario Argento, 1990

    On further investigation early 90s horror rules

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  52. Victor Crowley, dir Adam Green, 2017

    Do you sign the dick or balls?

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  53. Titane (2021)

    I've said it before Lightning Mcqueen fucks!

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  54. Night Life (1989) Dir. David Acomba

    Archie's boss really blew up at him.

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  55. The Arrival 1996
    Hang in there his knees go backwards!

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  56. The Predator 2 1990
    I'm officially too old for this shit!

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  57. Razorback (1984) Dir. Russell Mulcahy

    I'm looking for a gigantic fucking pig.

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  58. Frailty (2001)
    Dir: Bill Paxton

    I miss Bill Paxton. That is all.

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  59. Dark Water(2005 Dir:Walter Salles)

    Fucked up calling plumber instead of exorcist
    or
    Too good a mood? Meet the cure

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  60. CORPSE BRIDE (2005)

    Victor and Victoria's parents never get comeuppance???

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  61. Tourist Trap (1979)
    What’s made when mixing cocaine and cocaine

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  62. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)

    That's not how phones or radio works!

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  63. Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)

    Challis: Yeah yeah, but first let’s fuck.

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  64. Child’s Play (1988)

    Little boy gets groomed by ginger toy

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  65. Invitation to Hell 1984

    Enjoyed Susan's promises of pleasure for "Matthew"!

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  66. Edge of the Axe 1988

    Caution not to load fingers into shotgun

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  67. The Fog (1980)

    Half fog mist from Curtis and Atkins

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  68. Invitation to Hell (1984)

    Unsure what’s worse, country clubs or familIes.

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  69. PHANTASM (1979)

    Baffling dream logic kicks off epic franchise.

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  70. Hubie Halloween (2020)

    Biggest flaw: not enough werewolf Steve Buscemi

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  71. In the Mouth of Madness (1994) - Clearly someone read Sutter Cane's new book.

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  72. Last Night in Soho (2021)

    I'm a Joy boy but that Thomasin!

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  73. Last Night in Soho (2021)

    Sandie stabs johns then Sandie stabs John

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  74. Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948, dir. Charles Barton)

    When the doctor bats her eyes... run!

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  75. Hellmaster (Douglas Schulze, 1992)

    Saxon made many movies; this is one.

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  76. Last Night in Soho (2021)

    Mirror gags would make Gary Sherman proud.

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  77. The Hearse 1980

    Small towns never notice when you're immortal

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  78. The Lady Vampire 1959

    Japanese vampires "live" by their own rules

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  79. Chiller 1985

    DeathDream meets Encino Man meets Wall Street

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  80. Vicious Fun (2020)
    Dir. Cody Calahan
    See? Serial killers need support groups too.

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  81. Frankenstein Meets The Wolf Man (1943)

    Nice to see Dwight Frye getting work.

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  82. Harland Manor(2021 Dir: Steven R. Monroe)

    IF you dig TLC shows. Go Ahead.
    or
    Ghost better hope it ain't in Texas

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