Edgar Wright's LAST NIGHT IN SOHO: EARLY ACCESS SCREENING (2021, AMC Dolby Cinema) for the first time."Once Upon A Time in R-rated 'Cruella.'"ORThematic "Sucker Punch" remake bleeds supernova bright.ORBetter than "Malignant"? Why argue, enjoy both.
Joe Chappelle's HALLOWEEN: THE CURSE OF MICHAEL MYERS - THEATRICAL CUT (1995, Blu-ray).Strode women stuck marrying/mating such assholes!ORMid-90's Myers flick(s) stuck in another DIMENSION.
Joe Chappelle's HALLOWEEN 6: THE CURSE OF MICHAEL MYERS - UNRATED PRODUCER'S CUT (1995, Blu-ray).Unlike "Kills," this Tommy Doyle isn't RUDDerless.ORLoomis shouts/pouts like he's never returning.
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Steve Miner's HALLOWEEN H2O: 20 YEARS LATER (1998, Blu-ray).JLC skips wigs, aims for the top.ORLL Cool shooting plays sooooooo different now.
Rick Rosenthal's HALLOWEEN: RESURRECTION (2002, Blu-ray).--'Screwing music major equals lesbianism?'--'You're foul!'ORShitty Myers movie; "entertaining" Busta Rhymes vehicle.
Phenomena (1985)Takes a beautiful mind to summon bugs
Wishmaster (1997)Ah yes, the secret to basketball... Stillness.
Bride of Re-Animator (1990)when i die, do this to me
Hubie Halloween (2020)Best Supporting Actor 2020 is Hubie's Thermos
The Scarlet Claw (1944)AKA Sherlock versus guy with back scratcher
Last Night in Soho (2021) dir. Edgar WrightYou’ve got Anya Taylor-Joy on you.
Valentine (2001, Dir. Jamie Blanks) Mask. Check. Kills. Check. Plot. Ch-GODDAMNIT!
Body Bags, dir John Carpenter & Tobe Hooper, 1993Maybe early 90s horror is pretty great
The People 1972Amish "Alien Nation"Internet: "Amazing!"Me: "Zzzzzzz"
Suspiria 1977"Impact of Light and Color" experiment goes savage
CONTAMINATION (1980) Producers: “What if movie’s nothing but chestbursters?”
Maniac (2012)Really appreciate Elijah Wood's post-LOTR choices.
Leprechaun (1993)Leprechaun slew foots discount Bacon. Certainly evil.
The McPherson Tape (Dean Alioto, 1989)Some footage doesn't need to be found
Slaughter High (1986)Movie high schoolers: looking forty, acting twelve.
CREEPSHOW (1982) My new favorite episode of Cake Boss.
John Carpenters Prince of Darkness(1987)Worst acted Carpenter by a long shotorTies 'Mars' as least favorite of oeuvre.
Hell House LLC (2015)Always appreciate the efficiency of found footage.
The Innkeepers (2011)Well……a door closes, so…..yeah scary
CREEPSHOW 2 (1987) "Thanks for the seven word review, lady!"
Malignant (2021, dir. James Wan)Holy shit that was stupid. And awesome!
Venom: Let There Be Carnage (2021, dir. Andy Serkis)Why did they ditch Woody's original wig!?
Halloween Kills (2021, dir. David Gordon Green)Evil dies tonight. (Sequel announced for 2022.)
Annihilation (2018)The quest to find Shimmer Portman
Phantasm IV: Oblivion (1998)Most clever application of sphere's thus far.
Phantasm Ravanger (2016)Smiled and gave me a Reggiemight sandwich.
Annabelle (2014)Wan decides to doll out a property.
Annabelle Creation (2017)Annabelle moves in next door. Mind blown.
Maniac Cop 2 1990 I'll watch any 80s Lustig New York
Annabelle Comes Home (2019)I will take Wan pu pu platter.
Mass Hysteria(2020 Dir: Arielle Cimino, Jeff Ryan)Starts fun. Hurt by "and then" script
Munster Go Home (1966, dir. Earl Bellamy)Lily Munster still super hot in color.
Victor Crowley (2017, dir. Adam Green)Crowley still obsessed with attacking people's genitals.
We Are Still Here (2015, dir. Ted Geoghegan)Slow burn that actually pays off burn.
Trick 'r Treat (2007)Egoyan's "Sweet Hereafter," with zombies and werewolves.
29. Final Destination 3 (2006)I’m canceling my trip to Six Flags
30. The Final Destination (2009)So much for clever kills. This sucks!
The Victim (1972; TV movie) Alternate title: Suzy Sue, Where Are You!
The Bat (1959) The Price was right, would’ve liked Moorehead.
The Phantom of the Opera (1925)How I look in tagged Facebook photos.
CAT'S EYE (1985) That's one disgusting bowl of tuna fish.
Friday the 13th remakeTravis is too good at being dickish
ARGENTO'S DRACULA (2012)To Dario, Asia's boobs are Tarantino's feet
Halloween 2 (1981)B-Trams is my Halloween Costume. Goodbye everyone.orPatient: "I've been feeling...", Loomis: "No! NOOOOOO"!
Beetlejuice (1988 - Tim Burton)First time - I'm late, this is great!ORHow to not cast Keaton as Joker?
Two Evil Eyes, dir George Romero & Dario Argento, 1990On further investigation early 90s horror rules
Victor Crowley, dir Adam Green, 2017Do you sign the dick or balls?
Titane (2021)I've said it before Lightning Mcqueen fucks!
Night Life (1989) Dir. David AcombaArchie's boss really blew up at him.
Here is our daughter Ada aka ewe.
Sorry, that was for Lamb 2021
The Arrival 1996Hang in there his knees go backwards!
The Predator 2 1990I'm officially too old for this shit!
Razorback (1984) Dir. Russell MulcahyI'm looking for a gigantic fucking pig.
Frailty (2001)Dir: Bill PaxtonI miss Bill Paxton. That is all.
Dark Water(2005 Dir:Walter Salles)Fucked up calling plumber instead of exorcist orToo good a mood? Meet the cure
CORPSE BRIDE (2005) Victor and Victoria's parents never get comeuppance???
Tourist Trap (1979)What’s made when mixing cocaine and cocaine
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)That's not how phones or radio works!
Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)Challis: Yeah yeah, but first let’s fuck.
Child’s Play (1988)Little boy gets groomed by ginger toy
Invitation to Hell 1984Enjoyed Susan's promises of pleasure for "Matthew"!
Edge of the Axe 1988Caution not to load fingers into shotgun
The Fog (1980)Half fog mist from Curtis and Atkins
Invitation to Hell (1984)Unsure what’s worse, country clubs or familIes.
PHANTASM (1979) Baffling dream logic kicks off epic franchise.
Hubie Halloween (2020)Biggest flaw: not enough werewolf Steve Buscemi
In the Mouth of Madness (1994) - Clearly someone read Sutter Cane's new book.
Last Night in Soho (2021)I'm a Joy boy but that Thomasin!
Last Night in Soho (2021)Sandie stabs johns then Sandie stabs John
Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948, dir. Charles Barton) When the doctor bats her eyes... run!
Hellmaster (Douglas Schulze, 1992)Saxon made many movies; this is one.
Last Night in Soho (2021)Mirror gags would make Gary Sherman proud.
The Hearse 1980Small towns never notice when you're immortal
The Lady Vampire 1959Japanese vampires "live" by their own rules
Chiller 1985DeathDream meets Encino Man meets Wall Street
Vicious Fun (2020) Dir. Cody CalahanSee? Serial killers need support groups too.
Frankenstein Meets The Wolf Man (1943)Nice to see Dwight Frye getting work.
Harland Manor(2021 Dir: Steven R. Monroe)IF you dig TLC shows. Go Ahead.orGhost better hope it ain't in Texas
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