Friday, October 14, 2022

Scary Movie Challenge 2022 Day 14

58 comments:

  1. Missed the last couple of days, so trying to compensate here.

    David Gordon Green's HALLOWEEN (2018, $5 Fan Favorite Theatrical Screening at AMC).

    $3K podcasting war chest? Comcast lies!

    OR

    What's Laurie's beef with department store mannequins?

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  2. David Gordon Green's HALLOWEEN KILLS (2021, $5 Fan Favorite Theatrical Screening at AMC).

    --'EVIL dies tonight!!!'
    --'Not cool anymore, Brewster!'

    OR

    Uncanny valley CGI Loomis, most sympathetic character?

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  4. Ulli Lommel's THE BOOGEY MAN (1980, 35mm) at Brooklyn's Nitehawk Cinema. First time seeing movie in anything clearer/better than a crappy online version.

    Timmy's window banister crush. WILD audience cheer.

    OR

    "Oculus"/"Mirrors" blatantly stole premise from this.

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  5. Tim Burton's BEETLEJUICE (1988, HBO Max).

    Sympathetic Lydia, light as a H̶e̶a̶t̶h̶e̶r̶ feather.

    OR

    Supernatural bordellos in kids' movies? The 80's.

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  6. David Gordon Green's HALLOWEEN ENDS (2022, IMAX) for the first time.

    --Mild spoiler--
    Corey's important, really matters... until he doesn't.

    OR

    Best "Halloween" ever! Replaces original... BANG!!! Gotcha.

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  7. PUMPKINHEAD (1988, Dir. Stan Winston)

    Dang hillfolk never seen no pumpkin, consarnit!

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  8. Exorcist: The Beginning, dir Renny Harlin, 2004

    Father Merrin is compelled to .. wander around

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  9. The Prowler 1981
    Not the prowling really, more the murdering

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  10. Hellraiser 1987
    Why I never do fucking rubix cubes
    Or
    So, when does the pleasure stuff start?

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  11. THE LEGEND OF BOGGY CREEK (1972)

    Hillbilly travelogue with the occasional Sasquatch sighting.

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  12. Halloween Ends (2022)

    Is evil gonna die any time soon?

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  13. HALLOWEEN 666 (producer's cut) (1995)

    This version's less confusing, but more boring.

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  14. SPECIES (1995)

    (in my best Patrick Bromley voice)
    My thesees on Species... Natasha Alien HOT!

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  15. RESURRECTION (2022)

    Rebecca Hall's addicted to making me sad.

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  16. Gothika (2003, dir. Mathieu Kassovitz)

    Good name for metal album: "Satanic Meanderings".

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  17. Audition (1999)

    Audition? She's got it in the bag.

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  18. HALLOWEEN ENDS (2022):

    Favorite part: Table of cops named "Joe."

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  19. Halloween Ends (2022)

    Do I owe Rob Zombie an apology?

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    1. Halloween Ends (2022)

      Better ending...Freddy's glove grabs Myers mask

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  20. Psycho Goreman (2020)

    Praying for prequel: "The Archduke of Nightmares"

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  21. Halloween End (2022)

    Please, please, please, please, please let it.

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  22. HALLOWEEN H2O (1998)

    That's just daily life at boarding school.

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  23. Five Dolls for an August Moon (1970 Mario Bava)

    Passing cigarettes by foot causes athlete's mouth???!?

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  24. The Descent (2005)

    Gollum / orc descendants spoil spooky spelunkers' descent.

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  25. Night of the Blood Beast (1958, dir. Bernard L. Kowalski)

    More like afternoon of the rubber-suited stuntman.

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  26. EVIL OF FRANKENSTEIN (1964)

    Wet toilet paper makes unconvincing monster face.

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  27. Drag Me to Hell (2009)

    Poor kitty... Hell's too good for her.

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  28. Arachnophobia (1990)

    Check out my band, The Flaming Spiders.

    or

    Aggressive arachnids are always absolutely alarming annoyances.

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  29. Apaches (1977)
    Kids: stay in, watch TV, save lives.

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  30. Hellraiser (2022)
    Producers should have torn its runtime apart.

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  31. Don't Panic (1987)
    What's this shit? Oh right, Vinegar Syndrome.

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  32. Halloween Ends (2022)

    I KNEW the title was a spoiler!

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  33. The Perfection (2019)

    Ladies, gentlemen, let's give her a hand!

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  34. Lifeforce (1985)

    So your Lifeforce ISN'T between the legs?

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  35. Warm Bodies (2013)

    What if Romeo and Juliet but zombies?

    or

    Nicholas Hoult went from Skins to Braaains.

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  36. Suspiria (1977)
    Standard school: dorm, gym, pit of wires

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  37. Insidious (2010)

    For most of movie, Josh is... Incredulous.

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  38. Amityville 1992: It's About Time (1992)

    AND YET, STILL NOT STRANGEST AMITYVILLE MOVIE

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  39. HALLOWEEN: RESURRECTION (2002)

    Hey, I remember this episode of FreakyLinks.

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  40. SPIRIT HALLOWEEN (2022):

    Better be the most viewed RS ever.

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  41. Burnt Offerings (1976 - Dan Curtis)
    Reed channels some golden era wrestler vibes.

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  42. Don't Look Now (1973 - Nicolas Roeg)
    I didn't know I needed "sexy" Sutherland.

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  44. Halloween Kills, David Gordon Green, 2021

    It wasn't Michael who went Nighty Night

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  45. Halloween Ends (2022)

    Haven't seen Halloween Kills, i'm completely lost

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  46. HALLOWEEN II (1981):

    Hot tub sex always better in theory.

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  47. Halloween Ends (2022)

    Let's be real, it's never gonna end.

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  48. Halloween Ends (2022)

    It almost works. Scratch that - could work?

    or

    Tickets for rescheduled evil's death cannot be...

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  49. Halloween Ends (2022)

    This movie is certainly making a choice.

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    1. Agree, and I respect that. Can't think of a horror trilogy co-written/directed by the same person with each installment looking/feeling completely different than one another.

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  50. Society (1989)

    I have the strangest boner right now

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  51. Hell Night (1981)

    Real challenge was making it through this

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  52. The Lure (2014)
    Possibly my favorite Polish mermaid horror musical.

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  53. Creatures From The Abyss aka Plankton (1994)
    Stop-motion, fish fucking, and stop-motion fish fucking.

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  54. Orphan: First Kill (2022)

    Child Colin Robinson: meet your future wife

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  55. Interview with the Vampire (1994)

    Louis chews Claudia chews Lestat chews scenery.

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