Halloween Ends (2022)More like "Halloween: Season of the Corey".
OPERA (1987, Dir. Dario Argento)Solving a mystery is for the birds.
Halloween Ends (2022)Biggest surprise for me? The facial hair.
HALLOWEEN 2 (2009):The MUNSTERS guy made this. That’s range.
Shadow Play (1986) A Mike Flanagan'esque tale of supernatural pain
Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991)This has never not worked for me
Zombie (1979)Billy Butcherson gets revenge for Alex Kitner
Halloween Ends older you get, the softer you become
Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning After watching Ends, you just have to
Saint Maud (2019)Spoiler: England has a Coney Island too!
Accident Man Hitman's Holiday (2022)Killer clown and gushing blood, that count
Glorious (2022) BC Gov deems this film COVID safe!
EYES WITHOUT A FACE (1960) This girl better avoid Cage and Travolta.
Halloween H20: 20 Years Later (1998) What step is Michael Myers in AA?
The Addams Family (2019) Once again, real estate moguls are monsters
Bubba Ho-Tep (2002)Surprisingly down to earth for Baz Luhrmann
Vampire in Brooklyn (1995)Eddie Murphy makes Count Orlock look charismatic
Halloween 2 1981Ralph Nader gotsta look at hot-tub safetyOrBen Tramer really lights up a room
Halloween 3 Season Of The Witch 1982Doubtful first robot Atkins made love withOrWhat happens when America accepts the Irish
Halloween 4 1988(Chris Farley=Matt Foley)Loomis, "In a van, at the river"!!!OrDanielle Harris was already super dang great
HALLOWEEN ENDS (2022)Like all Marvel heroes, Michael gets sidekick.
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TERRIFIER 2 (2022)I'm digging slasher sidekicks more than Marvel's
Horror Express (1972)Couldn’t Get Weirder.Savalas: Hold my borscht.
Body PartsI don't have anything witty to say.
DeadstreamThe Comments Section's grammar scared me more.
The ExorcistNo Campbell's Split Pea Soup for me.
Fright Night (2011)You know what this is pretty good.
NOT OF THIS EARTH (1988) I've seen every movie in credits montage.
Subspecies (1991, dir. Ted Nicolaou)Dude's in serious need of a manicure.Bloodstone: Subspecies II (1993, dir. Ted Nicolaou)Seriously, you're gonna hurt someone with those.Bloodlust: Subspecies III (1994, dir. Ted Nicolaou)Careful, you almost took my eye out!
Once Bitten (1985)Not funny 80s horror comedies are relaxing
I, Madman (1989) dir. Tibor Takács...and this is why I don't read.
The Exorcism of Emily Rose (2005)Still waiting for the John Grisham novelization
A Lizard In A Woman's Skin (1971)Giallo means not knowing when you napped.
Halloween Kills (2021)Please give Charles Cyphers something to do!
Tremors 2: Aftershocks (1996)Graboid Video Breakfast Platter: Hold the Bacon.
Tremors 3: Back to Perfection (2001)Graboid Evolution Reaches Asspex: Flaming Rear End
Tremors 4: The Legend Begins Series prequel in wild west? Hello McFly!
THE LOVE WITCH (2016):Me, watching: “I’ll learn nothing from this.”
BLOOD OF THE VAMPIRE (1958) That guy's keeping his EYE on you.
Zombie (1979, dir. Lucio Fulci)"Eye! Not head!" Fulci hearing The Cranberries.
Hellraiser: Deader (2005, dir. Rick Bota)I wish I Wuhrer watching something else.
Burial Ground (1981) Horny Italians, paper-thin plot, surprisingly crafty zombies.
Halloween Ends (2022)Wait... I'm sorry... Did Evil die tonight?
XTRO (1982)Hoping for a prequel/remake called INTRO.
Sissy (2022)Reconnecting with old friends can be hard.
LADY IN WHITE (1988)White people being casually sympathetic around racism.
BIOHAZARD (1985) Frank-N-Furter: "Whatever happened to Fred Olen Ray?"
GET OUT (2017) Woke white people STILL terrifying to everyone!
BRAHMS: THE BOY II (2020) Let's NOT hear it for the boy.
The hills have eyes (1977)Now that's what I call elevated horror!(Get it because of the hills)
The Addams Family (1991) Never remember anything of the third act
Zombie (1979)Literally eye popping on the big screen
Fright Night (1985)So what the hell is Billy Cole?
Terrifer 2Art is half Freddy, half Zombie's Myers
The Wicker Man, Neil LaBute, 2006The misogyny runs deep in this movie
Scream, dir Wes Craven, 1996Best performance goes to Matthew Lillard's tongueOrScream's ADR is overly obsessed with donuts
Blade, dir Stephen Norrington, 1998How many motherfuckers have ice skated uphill?
The OmenThis is Charles Lee Ray's origin story.
Halloween EndsPlease just calm down about this movie.
The Blob (1958)McQueen good, but I missed the mullet
Poltergeist (1982)Haunting results in baffling homeowner's insurance claim.
Child's Play 3 (1991)Producer A: Military school! Producer B: Carnival!
PROPHECY (1979) Sleeping bag kill even better than Jason's.
The Bird with the Crystal Plumage (1970) dir. Dario ArgentoI almost don't love all redheads anymore.
Hellraiser (2022)"We'll tear your TV contrast settings apart."
Halloween Ends (2022)Trilogy can't decide how mortal Myers is.
The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)Badlandsesque: he kidnaps competitors, she drugs boss.
Halloween Kills (2021)Explanation still makes more sense than THORN
Lords of Salem (2012)Secret bridge sequel to Hocus Pocus series.
Tremors (1990)Best Vladimir and Estragon monster movie ever!
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