Firestarter(1984 Dir, Mark L Lester)Dull? Too harsh. Finale Rocks! Rest? Okay.orDont like kids either but sheesh Rainbird
Dark Glasses (2022)Hold on. That's not how snakes work.
Barbarian, dir Zach Cregger, 2022There is nothing quite like mothers milk
MEN (2022, Dir. Alex Garland)Giving birth out of his Rory Kirear.
PET SEMATARY (2019)Sometimes, not remaking the movie is better.
COLOR OUT OF SPACE (2020. Dir: Richard Stanley)The inevitable Three Colors Trilogy “in space” sequel.
Hellraiser (2022)Liminal configuration...feels more like centrifugal configuration.
Dawn of the Dead (1978) Theatrical CutEverything you need, right at your fingertips.
HOLLYBLOOD (2022) There's vampires, then there's vamping it up.
The Frozen Ghost (1945)It's fine. It's 61 min. I dunno.
HALLOWEEN ENDS (2022) More angst than kills... DAWSONS CREEK ENDS!
House on Haunted Hill (1959)Wonderful twisty turny film. Pair with Deathtrap.
Halloween Ends (2022)Wait, what? Hang on. I mean.. huh?
Trick or Treat Scooby-Doo! (2022)Nods to original villains a nice touch.
Studio 666 (2022)Foo Fighters? More like GOO Fighters! *cackles*
Barbarian (2022 - Zach Cregger)No splash dive, great posture: Perfect 10.
Angel Heart (1987 - Alan Parker)80s De Niro needs ten coke shovels.
BLACK AS NIGHT (2021) Local vampires don't go to Bourbon Street.
WE HAVE ALWAYS LIVED IN THE CASTLE (2018) Joker: "Never rub another Alexandra Daddario's rhubarb!"
The MunstersYou can like or dislike a movie.
Army of the DeadMy car got totaled and this helped.
Premonition (2007)How Not To Unload a Casket 101.
Tales from the Hood (1995)This is some high grade gourmet Shit.
Slave Girls from Beyond infinity (1987)The Most Dangerous Game: Swimsuit Issue 1987
House on Haunted Hill (1959)Handguns for everyone make great gift caskets.
Hellraiser (1987)Little brothers are always raising hell, literally.ORTeenager tricks a demon. What a pinhead.
NIGHT OF THE DEMONS (1988) We ARE going to talk about Judy.
ClearcutMy discovery of the year so far!
ZombieCome for undead, stay for the unclothed.
Tetsu: The Iron ManThis movie is so metal it hurts.
Strange Behavior (aka. Dead Kids) [1981]Underdressed Sheriff suspects the kids aren't alright.
Carnival of Souls (1962, dir. Herk Harvey)The score builds the tension very organically.
City of the Dead (1960) Burn Witch Burn dig that crazy Heat
Vampyr (1932)When the bitten sister smiles? Actual chills.
DREAM DEMON (1988)Just dream gals being dream pals! (Harold...)
BELLADONNA OF SADNESS (1973)Gotta send this director to Horny Jail.
NIGHT OF THE DEMONS (2009) Obligatory "I'm rooting for the demons" joke.
Eyes of Laura Mars (1978) dir. Irvin KershnerA divorced Raul Julia just isn't believable.
Motel Hell (1980)Cool chainsaw fight. Absolutely disgusting gargling noises.
THE BLACK TORMENT (1964) Best to stay away from country estates.
Blair Witch (2016)Shouting Names in the Woods: The Movie
Halloween 2 (Dir. Rob Zombie, 2009)Bad taste movie commentates on bad taste
The Uninvited (1986 Greydon Clark)I'll drink to Gulager! Rest easy Clu
1988*
The Body Snatcher (1945 Robert Wise)Brutish Boris savagely suffocates Shemp-haired Lugosi!
Creep (2014)Five-star AirBnB guest leaves no trace.
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Death Note (2017) Glad Death Notes come with written instructions
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956)McCarthy sexier than Sutherland but not Goldblum
Barbarian (2022)Most horrifying thing is bathroom floor toothbrush
Rigor Mortis (2013)Apartment complex etiquette: No resurrecting the dead.
Scream (1996; Dir. W. Craven) "You sound like one of those Wes Carpenter flicks."Friday the 13th (1980; Dir. S. Cunningham) Friday the 13th viewed on the 14th.Se7en (1995; Dir. D. Fincher) "What's in the box?!" Brad Pitt's smugness. April Fool's Day (1986; Dir. F. Walton) I dislike practical jokes, unlike this movie.Maniac Cop (1988; Dir. William Lustig) Social commentary, chiseled Bruce Campbell, and stunts!Dead Snow (2009; Dir. Tommy Wirkola) Lots of Nazi zombies and bloody intestines.Nightmare Beach (1989; Dirs. Umberto Lenzi & James Justice) The Demons motorcycle gang were good guys?!I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997; Dir. Jim Gillespie) Helen: We were careful! Narrator: They weren't.Night of the Demons (1988; Dir. Kevin Tenney) Horrendous characters, not subtle and lotsa fun.
All Hallows’ Eve (2013)Don’t tell mom: babysitter’s scared to death.
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Firestarter(1984 Dir, Mark L Lester)
ReplyDeleteDull? Too harsh. Finale Rocks! Rest? Okay.
or
Dont like kids either but sheesh Rainbird
Dark Glasses (2022)
ReplyDeleteHold on. That's not how snakes work.
Barbarian, dir Zach Cregger, 2022
ReplyDeleteThere is nothing quite like mothers milk
MEN (2022, Dir. Alex Garland)
ReplyDeleteGiving birth out of his Rory Kirear.
PET SEMATARY (2019)
ReplyDeleteSometimes, not remaking the movie is better.
COLOR OUT OF SPACE (2020. Dir: Richard Stanley)
ReplyDeleteThe inevitable Three Colors Trilogy “in space” sequel.
Hellraiser (2022)
ReplyDeleteLiminal configuration...feels more like centrifugal configuration.
Dawn of the Dead (1978) Theatrical Cut
ReplyDeleteEverything you need, right at your fingertips.
HOLLYBLOOD (2022)
ReplyDeleteThere's vampires, then there's vamping it up.
The Frozen Ghost (1945)
ReplyDeleteIt's fine. It's 61 min. I dunno.
HALLOWEEN ENDS (2022)
ReplyDeleteMore angst than kills... DAWSONS CREEK ENDS!
ReplyDeleteHouse on Haunted Hill (1959)
Wonderful twisty turny film. Pair with Deathtrap.
Halloween Ends (2022)
ReplyDeleteWait, what? Hang on. I mean.. huh?
Trick or Treat Scooby-Doo! (2022)
ReplyDeleteNods to original villains a nice touch.
Studio 666 (2022)
ReplyDeleteFoo Fighters? More like GOO Fighters! *cackles*
Barbarian (2022 - Zach Cregger)
ReplyDeleteNo splash dive, great posture: Perfect 10.
Angel Heart (1987 - Alan Parker)
ReplyDelete80s De Niro needs ten coke shovels.
BLACK AS NIGHT (2021)
ReplyDeleteLocal vampires don't go to Bourbon Street.
WE HAVE ALWAYS LIVED IN THE CASTLE (2018)
ReplyDeleteJoker: "Never rub another Alexandra Daddario's rhubarb!"
The Munsters
ReplyDeleteYou can like or dislike a movie.
Army of the Dead
ReplyDeleteMy car got totaled and this helped.
Premonition (2007)
ReplyDeleteHow Not To Unload a Casket 101.
Tales from the Hood (1995)
ReplyDeleteThis is some high grade gourmet Shit.
Slave Girls from Beyond infinity (1987)
ReplyDeleteThe Most Dangerous Game: Swimsuit Issue 1987
House on Haunted Hill (1959)
ReplyDeleteHandguns for everyone make great gift caskets.
Hellraiser (1987)
ReplyDeleteLittle brothers are always raising hell, literally.
OR
Teenager tricks a demon. What a pinhead.
NIGHT OF THE DEMONS (1988)
ReplyDeleteWe ARE going to talk about Judy.
Clearcut
ReplyDeleteMy discovery of the year so far!
Zombie
ReplyDeleteCome for undead, stay for the unclothed.
Tetsu: The Iron Man
ReplyDeleteThis movie is so metal it hurts.
Strange Behavior (aka. Dead Kids) [1981]
ReplyDeleteUnderdressed Sheriff suspects the kids aren't alright.
Carnival of Souls (1962, dir. Herk Harvey)
ReplyDeleteThe score builds the tension very organically.
City of the Dead (1960)
ReplyDeleteBurn Witch Burn dig that crazy Heat
Vampyr (1932)
ReplyDeleteWhen the bitten sister smiles? Actual chills.
DREAM DEMON (1988)
ReplyDeleteJust dream gals being dream pals! (Harold...)
BELLADONNA OF SADNESS (1973)
ReplyDeleteGotta send this director to Horny Jail.
NIGHT OF THE DEMONS (2009)
ReplyDeleteObligatory "I'm rooting for the demons" joke.
Eyes of Laura Mars (1978) dir. Irvin Kershner
ReplyDeleteA divorced Raul Julia just isn't believable.
Motel Hell (1980)
ReplyDeleteCool chainsaw fight. Absolutely disgusting gargling noises.
THE BLACK TORMENT (1964)
ReplyDeleteBest to stay away from country estates.
Blair Witch (2016)
ReplyDeleteShouting Names in the Woods: The Movie
Halloween 2 (Dir. Rob Zombie, 2009)
ReplyDeleteBad taste movie commentates on bad taste
The Uninvited (1986 Greydon Clark)
ReplyDeleteI'll drink to Gulager! Rest easy Clu
1988*
DeleteThe Body Snatcher (1945 Robert Wise)
ReplyDeleteBrutish Boris savagely suffocates Shemp-haired Lugosi!
Creep (2014)
ReplyDeleteFive-star AirBnB guest leaves no trace.
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteDeath Note (2017)
ReplyDeleteGlad Death Notes come with written instructions
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956)
ReplyDeleteMcCarthy sexier than Sutherland but not Goldblum
Barbarian (2022)
ReplyDeleteMost horrifying thing is bathroom floor toothbrush
Rigor Mortis (2013)
ReplyDeleteApartment complex etiquette: No resurrecting the dead.
Scream (1996; Dir. W. Craven) "You sound like one of those Wes Carpenter flicks."
ReplyDeleteFriday the 13th (1980; Dir. S. Cunningham) Friday the 13th viewed on the 14th.
Se7en (1995; Dir. D. Fincher) "What's in the box?!" Brad Pitt's smugness.
April Fool's Day (1986; Dir. F. Walton) I dislike practical jokes, unlike this movie.
Maniac Cop (1988; Dir. William Lustig) Social commentary, chiseled Bruce Campbell, and stunts!
Dead Snow (2009; Dir. Tommy Wirkola) Lots of Nazi zombies and bloody intestines.
Nightmare Beach (1989; Dirs. Umberto Lenzi & James Justice) The Demons motorcycle gang were good guys?!
I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997; Dir. Jim Gillespie) Helen: We were careful! Narrator: They weren't.
Night of the Demons (1988; Dir. Kevin Tenney) Horrendous characters, not subtle and lotsa fun.
All Hallows’ Eve (2013)
ReplyDeleteDon’t tell mom: babysitter’s scared to death.
These reviews have been counted for the monthly tally. Please post your reviews on today's thread.
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