It's that time of the year! Eh, actually not, but don't tell that to Scary Movie Month. :-P
Joe Begos' CHRISTMAS BLOODY CHRISTMAS (2022, Brooklyn's Nitehawk Cinema) for the first time. East Coast Premiere (opens in limited release Dec. 9), part of 2022's Brooklyn Horror Fest.
Woooowwww this movie is 2000 and not 2006? I swear I remember this coming out but that would have made me 8. I also maybe have more respect for it knowing it's 2000, the time of scream-knockoffs, than 2006 smack bang in the middle of poor CGI horror.
It's that time of the year! Eh, actually not, but don't tell that to Scary Movie Month. :-P
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"Deadly [Santa robot] Friend" goes "Chopping Mall."
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Unapologetic love letter to 80's techno-horror hijinks.
Bob Clark's BLACK CHRISTMAS (1974, Blu-ray). Also streaming for free on Peacock, PLEX, VUDU, TUBI, Roku, etc.
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Abortion as red herring? ̶T̶h̶e̶ ̶7̶0̶'̶s̶ NOW!
Glen Morgan's BLACK CHRISTMAS (2006, HD-DVD). Also streaming free on VUDU and Freevee.
ReplyDeleteBilly's backstory poor substitute for non-existent atmosphere.
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Dimension's 90's horror playbook shows its age.
Ringu (1998)
ReplyDeleteSorry, Sadako… I’m not changing energy providers
Sophia Takal's BLACK CHRISTMAS (2019, Amazon Rental).
ReplyDeleteFraternity boys are dicks. Film at 11.
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Feminist agenda plus 'PG-13' neutering equals ZZzzz...
Halloween Kills (2021)
ReplyDeleteSilly movie, murderous angry mobs aren’t protagonists!
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ReplyDeleteThe Strange Vice of Mrs Wardh (1971)
ReplyDeleteThe H is soft, the D’s hard.
(I’m sorry)
Brilliant!
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ReplyDeleteThe Cell (2006, Dir. Tarsem Singh)
ReplyDeleteSame aesthetic as 90s Scholastic book covers
Woooowwww this movie is 2000 and not 2006? I swear I remember this coming out but that would have made me 8. I also maybe have more respect for it knowing it's 2000, the time of scream-knockoffs, than 2006 smack bang in the middle of poor CGI horror.
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ReplyDeleteAre we Sartain this guy's a professional?
NICE! :-D
DeleteThe Munsters (2022)
ReplyDeleteThey should make this a TV show!
DEATH-SCORT SERVICE (2015)
ReplyDeleteHey look, the director once saw Psycho.
THE BLACKWELL GHOST 6 (2022)
ReplyDeleteThe fast food of found footage franchises.
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Delete28 Weeks Later (2007)
ReplyDeleteMaybe don't kiss zombies, you dumb asshole.
Death Laid An Egg (1968)
ReplyDeleteI laid ya mum, what's your point?
Halloween Ends (2022)
ReplyDeleteThis trilogy could have been an email.
The Curse Of Bridge Hollow (2022)
ReplyDeleteBat disrupts community. Stranger Things have happened.
I'm Dangerous Tonight (1990)
ReplyDeleteThere should've been more killer dress movies
ReplyDeleteTerrifier (2016)
Hrm. Arts cool. Movies ok. Split feelings.
What Lies Beneath (2000)
ReplyDeleteJust another small one-hundred million dollar horror
DEATH-SCORT SERVICE PART 2: THE NAKED DEAD (2017)
ReplyDeleteThis final girl is really, really final.
When a Stranger Calls (1979 - Fred Walton)
ReplyDeleteBest thing about it? It inspired Scream.
Terrifier (2016)
ReplyDeleteWhat fun things I'll watch in October.
Dawn of the Dead (1978) Argento Cut
ReplyDelete"We sure did buddy. We whipped 'em."
Stepford Wives (1975 Dir. Bryan Forbes)
ReplyDeleteTo me, like Wicker Man to Bromley
Vampires (1998)
ReplyDelete"After 600 years, how's that dick working?"
The Gate (1987)
ReplyDeleteIncredible effects! Glad I finally saw it.
Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988)
ReplyDeleteKirsty really gets under her stepmom's skin
Stepford Wives (2004)
ReplyDeleteWatching this broke me... Life's too short.
TASTE ME: DEATH-SCORT SERVICE PART 3 (2018)
ReplyDeleteWas subscribing to Troma Now a mistake?
YES! 🤢🤮
DeleteHalloween Ends (2022)
ReplyDeleteThe boogeyman is real ...and he's SPOOKTACULAR!
The Fog (1980) - First time viewing
ReplyDeleteGlowing fog brings stabby ghosts. Happy Centennial!
Unusual Tales aka Strange Tales (Histoires extraordinaires à faire peur ou à faire rire...) (1949, dir. Jean Faurez)
ReplyDeleteHoped for Amontillado, hit a brick wall.
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ReplyDeleteSomething something Mark Jones and Little Hitler.
Flatliners (1990)
ReplyDeleteOliver Platt was probably a serial killer.
THE NIGHT KEY (1937)
ReplyDeleteThe bloodcurdling terror of rival security companies.
Dracula (1979)
ReplyDeleteDracula getting freaky with Lucy. Into it.
Malignant (2021)
ReplyDeleteThere's only room for Wan of us.
The Alien Factor (1978, dir. Don Dohler)
ReplyDeleteShot with potato, audio recorded with turnip.
Terrifier (2016)
ReplyDeleteLuckily Art’s supernatural because he’s kinda dumb.
Crimes of the Future (2022)
ReplyDeleteHumor and performances help justify its eXistenZ.
Halloween Ends (2022)
ReplyDeleteBiggest influences? Twilight Saga, Itchy & Scratchy.
Bad Ronald (1974)
ReplyDeleteLess annoying Matthew Modine plays Henry Darger.
Werewolves Within (2021)
ReplyDeleteWhere wolf? There wolf! Mishna Wolff. Awoooo!
Schlock (1973)
ReplyDeleteGreat make-up. Fun jokes. Thankfully no helicopters.
TOWER OF LONDON (1939)
ReplyDeleteToo much politicking, not enough Boris Karloff.
Dracula (1958)
ReplyDeleteDracula should invest in some heavier drapes.
A Tale of Two Sisters, dir Kim Jee-woon, 2003
ReplyDeleteWondering where one can purchase that wallpaper?
HOWLING II - YOUR SISTER IS A WEREWOLF (1985)
ReplyDeleteWerewolf orgy surprisingly not sexy despite boobs.
Jacob's Ladder (1990)
ReplyDeleteIt's scary... how tall Tim Robbins is.
Revelation (2001, dir. Stuart Urban)
ReplyDeleteUdo Kier being immortal makes total sense.
INVASION OF THE ANIMAL PEOPLE (1959)
ReplyDeleteWanted animal people. Got a college lecture.
A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
ReplyDeleteSpringwood is in Elk Grove? No way!
TRANSYLVANIA 6-5000 (1985)
ReplyDelete80s comedies were, let's say, not enlightened.
The Rage: Carrie 2 (1999)
ReplyDeleteLast 20 minutes nearly redeems first 80
Halloween Ends (2022)
ReplyDeleteThe "Last Jedi" of the Halloween franchise
Beetlejuice (1988)
ReplyDeleteAt Disney World. It's on Freeform! Yay!
A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 2: FREDDY'S REVENGE (1985)
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1980s aesthetic does not help this sequel
The Curse of Bridge Hollow (2022)
ReplyDeletePleasant break from intense or dark movies
Innocent Blood (1992) dir. John Landis
ReplyDeleteAncient undead monsters mostly killed by headshots.
CORPSE MANIA (1981)
ReplyDeleteNecrophilic killer, dead women, soft focus lighting
The Awakening (1980)
ReplyDeleteAlmost worth it for Heston mummy punch
Don't Look Now (1973)
ReplyDeleteOur child drowns, lets go to Venice!
Halloween Ends (2022)
ReplyDeleteF this movie. Seriously, f this movie
Halloween (1978)
ReplyDeleteStab... those glasses would work with costume.
John Carpenter's Vampires (1998)
ReplyDeleteIf you ignore the misogyny? Kinda rules.
Don't Worry Darling (2022)
ReplyDeleteIncel Stepford Matrix not worth gossip drama.
Trick 'r Treat (2007)
ReplyDeleteDemon a real stickler for holiday traditions.
The Severed Arm (1973)
ReplyDeleteThe attached arm is the dangerous one.
The Vampire Lovers (1970 Roy Ward Baker)
ReplyDeleteIngrid has a killer pair of .... fangs!
The Seventh Curse (1986 Ngai Choi Lam)
ReplyDeleteProtagonist so horny, his blood climaxes first!
Killer Party (1986 William Fruet)
ReplyDeleteCould also be called Amityville Frat House!
The Lost Boys (1987)
ReplyDeleteKinda works as Schumacher's Batman prequel: Batboys.
Kenny & Company (1976)
ReplyDeleteFor 10 minutes it's a Halloween-themed movie.
Halloween Ends (2022; Dir. David Gordon Green)
ReplyDeleteEvil tag-teams in new evil tonight.
Tales of Halloween (2015)
ReplyDeleteCrazy cast of cameos confronting killer kids!
Feast (2005)
ReplyDeleteThe fun of Demon Knight, plus Clu!
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ReplyDeleteThe Willies (1990)
ReplyDeleteSomeone get this kid an ant farm.
CELLO (2005)
ReplyDeleteThe cello is completely innocent of wrongdoing
Vamps (2012)
ReplyDeleteApparently not the Aliens to 1986's Vamp.
Hellbound: Hellraiser 2 (1988)
ReplyDeleteWatch out! Here comes oooooooold dick fingers.
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