It's that time of the year! Eh, actually not, but don't tell that to Scary Movie Month. :-PJoe Begos' CHRISTMAS BLOODY CHRISTMAS (2022, Brooklyn's Nitehawk Cinema) for the first time. East Coast Premiere (opens in limited release Dec. 9), part of 2022's Brooklyn Horror Fest."Deadly [Santa robot] Friend" goes "Chopping Mall."ORUnapologetic love letter to 80's techno-horror hijinks.
Bob Clark's BLACK CHRISTMAS (1974, Blu-ray). Also streaming for free on Peacock, PLEX, VUDU, TUBI, Roku, etc.Superman's drunk girlfriend is a real unicorn.ORAbortion as red herring? ̶T̶h̶e̶ ̶7̶0̶'̶s̶ NOW!
Glen Morgan's BLACK CHRISTMAS (2006, HD-DVD). Also streaming free on VUDU and Freevee.Billy's backstory poor substitute for non-existent atmosphere.ORDimension's 90's horror playbook shows its age.
Ringu (1998)Sorry, Sadako… I’m not changing energy providers
Sophia Takal's BLACK CHRISTMAS (2019, Amazon Rental).Fraternity boys are dicks. Film at 11.ORFeminist agenda plus 'PG-13' neutering equals ZZzzz...
Halloween Kills (2021) Silly movie, murderous angry mobs aren’t protagonists!
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The Strange Vice of Mrs Wardh (1971) The H is soft, the D’s hard. (I’m sorry)
The Cell (2006, Dir. Tarsem Singh)Same aesthetic as 90s Scholastic book covers
Woooowwww this movie is 2000 and not 2006? I swear I remember this coming out but that would have made me 8. I also maybe have more respect for it knowing it's 2000, the time of scream-knockoffs, than 2006 smack bang in the middle of poor CGI horror.
HALLOWEEN (2018, Dir. David Gordon Green)Are we Sartain this guy's a professional?
The Munsters (2022)They should make this a TV show!
DEATH-SCORT SERVICE (2015) Hey look, the director once saw Psycho.
THE BLACKWELL GHOST 6 (2022)The fast food of found footage franchises.
28 Weeks Later (2007)Maybe don't kiss zombies, you dumb asshole.
Death Laid An Egg (1968)I laid ya mum, what's your point?
Halloween Ends (2022)This trilogy could have been an email.
The Curse Of Bridge Hollow (2022)Bat disrupts community. Stranger Things have happened.
I'm Dangerous Tonight (1990)There should've been more killer dress movies
Terrifier (2016)Hrm. Arts cool. Movies ok. Split feelings.
What Lies Beneath (2000)Just another small one-hundred million dollar horror
DEATH-SCORT SERVICE PART 2: THE NAKED DEAD (2017) This final girl is really, really final.
When a Stranger Calls (1979 - Fred Walton)Best thing about it? It inspired Scream.
Terrifier (2016)What fun things I'll watch in October.
Dawn of the Dead (1978) Argento Cut"We sure did buddy. We whipped 'em."
Stepford Wives (1975 Dir. Bryan Forbes)To me, like Wicker Man to Bromley
Vampires (1998)"After 600 years, how's that dick working?"
The Gate (1987)Incredible effects! Glad I finally saw it.
Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988)Kirsty really gets under her stepmom's skin
Stepford Wives (2004)Watching this broke me... Life's too short.
TASTE ME: DEATH-SCORT SERVICE PART 3 (2018) Was subscribing to Troma Now a mistake?
Halloween Ends (2022)The boogeyman is real ...and he's SPOOKTACULAR!
The Fog (1980) - First time viewingGlowing fog brings stabby ghosts. Happy Centennial!
Unusual Tales aka Strange Tales (Histoires extraordinaires à faire peur ou à faire rire...) (1949, dir. Jean Faurez)Hoped for Amontillado, hit a brick wall.
31Something something Mark Jones and Little Hitler.
Flatliners (1990)Oliver Platt was probably a serial killer.
THE NIGHT KEY (1937) The bloodcurdling terror of rival security companies.
Dracula (1979)Dracula getting freaky with Lucy. Into it.
Malignant (2021)There's only room for Wan of us.
The Alien Factor (1978, dir. Don Dohler)Shot with potato, audio recorded with turnip.
Terrifier (2016)Luckily Art’s supernatural because he’s kinda dumb.
Crimes of the Future (2022)Humor and performances help justify its eXistenZ.
Halloween Ends (2022)Biggest influences? Twilight Saga, Itchy & Scratchy.
Bad Ronald (1974)Less annoying Matthew Modine plays Henry Darger.
Werewolves Within (2021)Where wolf? There wolf! Mishna Wolff. Awoooo!
Schlock (1973)Great make-up. Fun jokes. Thankfully no helicopters.
TOWER OF LONDON (1939) Too much politicking, not enough Boris Karloff.
Dracula (1958) Dracula should invest in some heavier drapes.
The Silence of the Lambs (1991) Palette cleanser from all the October junk.
A Tale of Two Sisters, dir Kim Jee-woon, 2003Wondering where one can purchase that wallpaper?
HOWLING II - YOUR SISTER IS A WEREWOLF (1985) Werewolf orgy surprisingly not sexy despite boobs.
Jacob's Ladder (1990)It's scary... how tall Tim Robbins is.
Revelation (2001, dir. Stuart Urban)Udo Kier being immortal makes total sense.
INVASION OF THE ANIMAL PEOPLE (1959) Wanted animal people. Got a college lecture.
A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)Springwood is in Elk Grove? No way!
TRANSYLVANIA 6-5000 (1985) 80s comedies were, let's say, not enlightened.
The Rage: Carrie 2 (1999)Last 20 minutes nearly redeems first 80
Halloween Ends (2022)The "Last Jedi" of the Halloween franchise
Beetlejuice (1988)At Disney World. It's on Freeform! Yay!
A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 2: FREDDY'S REVENGE (1985)Freddy looks terrific regardless of the scriptor1980s aesthetic does not help this sequel
The Curse of Bridge Hollow (2022)Pleasant break from intense or dark movies
Innocent Blood (1992) dir. John LandisAncient undead monsters mostly killed by headshots.
CORPSE MANIA (1981)Necrophilic killer, dead women, soft focus lighting
The Awakening (1980)Almost worth it for Heston mummy punch
Don't Look Now (1973)Our child drowns, lets go to Venice!
Halloween Ends (2022)F this movie. Seriously, f this movie
Halloween (1978)Stab... those glasses would work with costume.
John Carpenter's Vampires (1998)If you ignore the misogyny? Kinda rules.
Don't Worry Darling (2022)Incel Stepford Matrix not worth gossip drama.
Trick 'r Treat (2007)Demon a real stickler for holiday traditions.
The Severed Arm (1973)The attached arm is the dangerous one.
The Vampire Lovers (1970 Roy Ward Baker)Ingrid has a killer pair of .... fangs!
The Seventh Curse (1986 Ngai Choi Lam)Protagonist so horny, his blood climaxes first!
Killer Party (1986 William Fruet)Could also be called Amityville Frat House!
The Lost Boys (1987)Kinda works as Schumacher's Batman prequel: Batboys.
Kenny & Company (1976)For 10 minutes it's a Halloween-themed movie.
Halloween Ends (2022; Dir. David Gordon Green)Evil tag-teams in new evil tonight.
Tales of Halloween (2015)Crazy cast of cameos confronting killer kids!
Feast (2005)The fun of Demon Knight, plus Clu!
The Willies (1990)Someone get this kid an ant farm.
CELLO (2005)The cello is completely innocent of wrongdoing
Vamps (2012)Apparently not the Aliens to 1986's Vamp.
Hellbound: Hellraiser 2 (1988)Watch out! Here comes oooooooold dick fingers.
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