John Saxon in Antonio Margheriti's CANNIBAL APOCALYPSE, AKA CANNIBALS IN THE STREETS, AKA SAVAGE APOCALYPSE (1980, Kino Lorber Blu-ray) for the first time. Also streaming free on TUBI, Freevee and Roku Channel.Vietnam veterans bite more than can chew.ORLike "The Visitor," on-location Atlanta footage rocks.ORCannibal Saxon vs. motorcycle gang. Heaven? Yep.
Bernard Rose's CANDYMAN (1992, Scream! Factory 4K Ultra HD Blu-ray). First time seeing movie in 4K. Also streaming on Peacock.Just your typical, glorified Hollywood BEE movie.ORIf only Trevor kept his pants closed!
Writer/director/star Shinichi Fukazawa's BLOODY MUSCLE BODY BUILDER IN HELL, AKA THE JAPANESE EVIL DEAD (1995, TUBI) for the first time.Never seen so much papier-mâché, oatmeal gore!ORFavorite moment? Japanese Ash "Hulking out." 'Gravy?'OR62 minutes. You can do lots worse.
Nia DaCosta's CANDYMAN (2021, Amazon Prime).Did Jordan Peele waste our time? "Nope".ORRemake? Sequel? Reboot? You BEE the judge.
Black Sheep, dir Johnathan King, 2006Kiwis will eat all of the sheepOrGumboots cannot guarantee safety against sheep bites
Flatliners (1990 Dir. Joel Schumacher)Flatliner also describes Billy Baldwins line delivery
THE CONJURING (2013, Dir. James Wan)That house seems Taylor-made for haunting.
Vault of Horror (1973)Five stories. 2 are decent. 3 portmanblow.
PSYCHO (1960)Bates Butchers Blonde Bathing Beauty. Buries Balsam.
CRIMES OF THE FUTURE (2022) Humans evolve while Cronenberg begins to regress.
My Best Friend Is a Vampire (1987)Robert Sean Leonard - yes. Everything else - meh.
Sleepwalkers (1992)Definitely getting some rapey vibes from Charles.
Dracula 2000 (2000, dir. Patrick Lussier)Nu metal bands. What music they make.
The Innocents (2021)I've said it before–f*** them kids.
Shiva Baby (2021)Not horror? What movie were you watching?
NIGHT OF THE CREEPS (1986) Alternate title: "Tom Atkins vs. The Universe."
Halloween Ends (2022)Standing, menacingly. A Skillshare by Michael Myers
Gothic (1986)Going to say this is historically accurate.
Devil Rider (1989)The episode of Justified we all wanted.
Black Sabbath (1963) What’s a wobbly Wurdalak wanting to do?
Dark Night of the Scarecrow (1981)Allegory against the United States Postal Service
I work at the USPS! 😳😨😭
Frightmare (1981)Thieving thespians think theatre tropes tritely trivial.
The Monster (2016) - First time viewingBy "monster," you mean "increasingly problematic metaphor."
The Cabin in the Woods (2011, dir. Drew Goddard)Still hella fun on approx. 10th viewing.
Child’s Play (1988)Evilest part: wrapping clothes in doll box.
Let the Right One In (2008)Origin of Dracula's ASMR Rubik's Cube channel
The Hidden (1987)A gem! Plus, surprise Trejo and Shaye!
Child's Play 3 (1991)Col. Shelton chucked around and found out.
Barbarian (2022)I haven't guessed this wrong since SATs.
Bride of Chucky (1998)With this ring I kill thee dead.
NOPE (2022):I like it about twenty percent more!
V/H/S/99 (2022)I can't wait until they make D/V/D.
CootiesSub 90 minute movies feel long too.
Child’s Play 2 (1990)Universe rebalanced: Chris Sarandon is no hero.
Wishmaster (1997)Would you like a nice Djinn Tonic?
HALLOWEEN (2018):“I got peanut butter on my penis.”
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Lady in White (1988)Modern movies unwilling to strangle child protagonists.
Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 (2000)Original movie? Bullshit. Goofy sequel? Totally real!
THE DEADLY SPAWN (1983) Lamprey eels are underused as movie monsters.
GIRL ON THE THIRD FLOOR (2019)Marble Madness was more fun on NES.
Halloween Ends (2022)First graduate of Myers masterclass fares poorly.
Nina Forever (2015) Supermarket wage can’t support this sheet budget!
THE EXORCIST (1973):Possessed Regan not dissimilar from most teenagers.
Phantasm III (1994) ZomBJ. That’s my whole review. Extra word.
Alison's Birthday (1981, Ian Coughlan)Waiting whole movie for Spinal Tap's Stonehenge...ORVulcan nerve pinch, the real fantasy here.
Hellraiser: Hellworld (2005, dir. Rick Bota)This is why I skip social gatherings.
Godzilla Raids Again (1955, dir. Motoyoshi Oda)Feel like that avalanche won't hold him.
Hellraiser: Revelations (2011, dir. Victor Garcia)Pinhead looks like cosplayer impressed with himself.
Dead Alive (1992)Kung fu zombie priest's ugly rugrat rules.
Children of the Corn (1984 - Fritz Kiersch)Got stabbed: Still runs faster than me.
Rabid (1977 - David Cronenberg)Who doesn't remember the '77 armpit stabbings?
Misery (1990 Rob Reiner)Remind me to make that orthopedics appointment.
Trick 'r Treat (2007)Bad Santa kid shoulda stuck with Christmas
She Will (2021; Dir. Charlotte Colbert) 1950’s Sunset Boulevard meets 2015’s The Witch.
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