John Saxon in Antonio Margheriti's CANNIBAL APOCALYPSE, AKA CANNIBALS IN THE STREETS, AKA SAVAGE APOCALYPSE (1980, Kino Lorber Blu-ray) for the first time. Also streaming free on TUBI, Freevee and Roku Channel.
Vietnam veterans bite more than can chew.
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Like "The Visitor," on-location Atlanta footage rocks.
John Saxon in Antonio Margheriti's CANNIBAL APOCALYPSE, AKA CANNIBALS IN THE STREETS, AKA SAVAGE APOCALYPSE (1980, Kino Lorber Blu-ray) for the first time. Also streaming free on TUBI, Freevee and Roku Channel.
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Like "The Visitor," on-location Atlanta footage rocks.
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Cannibal Saxon vs. motorcycle gang. Heaven? Yep.
Bernard Rose's CANDYMAN (1992, Scream! Factory 4K Ultra HD Blu-ray). First time seeing movie in 4K. Also streaming on Peacock.
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If only Trevor kept his pants closed!
Writer/director/star Shinichi Fukazawa's BLOODY MUSCLE BODY BUILDER IN HELL, AKA THE JAPANESE EVIL DEAD (1995, TUBI) for the first time.
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Favorite moment? Japanese Ash "Hulking out." 'Gravy?'
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62 minutes. You can do lots worse.
Nia DaCosta's CANDYMAN (2021, Amazon Prime).
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Remake? Sequel? Reboot? You BEE the judge.
Black Sheep, dir Johnathan King, 2006
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Gumboots cannot guarantee safety against sheep bites
Flatliners (1990 Dir. Joel Schumacher)
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THE CONJURING (2013, Dir. James Wan)
ReplyDeleteThat house seems Taylor-made for haunting.
Vault of Horror (1973)
ReplyDeleteFive stories. 2 are decent. 3 portmanblow.
PSYCHO (1960)
ReplyDeleteBates Butchers Blonde Bathing Beauty.
Buries Balsam.
CRIMES OF THE FUTURE (2022)
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😅👍
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ReplyDeleteRobert Sean Leonard - yes. Everything else - meh.
Sleepwalkers (1992)
ReplyDeleteDefinitely getting some rapey vibes from Charles.
Dracula 2000 (2000, dir. Patrick Lussier)
ReplyDeleteNu metal bands. What music they make.
🤣🤣🤣
DeleteThe Innocents (2021)
ReplyDeleteI've said it before–f*** them kids.
Shiva Baby (2021)
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NIGHT OF THE CREEPS (1986)
ReplyDeleteAlternate title: "Tom Atkins vs. The Universe."
Halloween Ends (2022)
ReplyDeleteStanding, menacingly. A Skillshare by Michael Myers
Gothic (1986)
ReplyDeleteGoing to say this is historically accurate.
Devil Rider (1989)
ReplyDeleteThe episode of Justified we all wanted.
Black Sabbath (1963)
ReplyDeleteWhat’s a wobbly Wurdalak wanting to do?
Dark Night of the Scarecrow (1981)
ReplyDeleteAllegory against the United States Postal Service
I work at the USPS! 😳😨😭
DeleteFrightmare (1981)
ReplyDeleteThieving thespians think theatre tropes tritely trivial.
The Monster (2016) - First time viewing
ReplyDeleteBy "monster," you mean "increasingly problematic metaphor."
The Cabin in the Woods (2011, dir. Drew Goddard)
ReplyDeleteStill hella fun on approx. 10th viewing.
Child’s Play (1988)
ReplyDeleteEvilest part: wrapping clothes in doll box.
Let the Right One In (2008)
ReplyDeleteOrigin of Dracula's ASMR Rubik's Cube channel
The Hidden (1987)
ReplyDeleteA gem! Plus, surprise Trejo and Shaye!
Child's Play 3 (1991)
ReplyDeleteCol. Shelton chucked around and found out.
Barbarian (2022)
ReplyDeleteI haven't guessed this wrong since SATs.
Bride of Chucky (1998)
ReplyDeleteWith this ring I kill thee dead.
NOPE (2022):
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V/H/S/99 (2022)
ReplyDeleteI can't wait until they make D/V/D.
Cooties
ReplyDeleteSub 90 minute movies feel long too.
Child’s Play 2 (1990)
ReplyDeleteUniverse rebalanced: Chris Sarandon is no hero.
Wishmaster (1997)
ReplyDeleteWould you like a nice Djinn Tonic?
HALLOWEEN (2018):
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ReplyDeleteLady in White (1988)
ReplyDeleteModern movies unwilling to strangle child protagonists.
Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 (2000)
ReplyDeleteOriginal movie? Bullshit. Goofy sequel? Totally real!
THE DEADLY SPAWN (1983)
ReplyDeleteLamprey eels are underused as movie monsters.
GIRL ON THE THIRD FLOOR (2019)
ReplyDeleteMarble Madness was more fun on NES.
Halloween Ends (2022)
ReplyDeleteFirst graduate of Myers masterclass fares poorly.
Nina Forever (2015)
ReplyDeleteSupermarket wage can’t support this sheet budget!
THE EXORCIST (1973):
ReplyDeletePossessed Regan not dissimilar from most teenagers.
Phantasm III (1994)
ReplyDeleteZomBJ. That’s my whole review. Extra word.
Alison's Birthday (1981, Ian Coughlan)
ReplyDeleteWaiting whole movie for Spinal Tap's Stonehenge...
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Vulcan nerve pinch, the real fantasy here.
Hellraiser: Hellworld (2005, dir. Rick Bota)
ReplyDeleteThis is why I skip social gatherings.
Godzilla Raids Again (1955, dir. Motoyoshi Oda)
ReplyDeleteFeel like that avalanche won't hold him.
Hellraiser: Revelations (2011, dir. Victor Garcia)
ReplyDeletePinhead looks like cosplayer impressed with himself.
Dead Alive (1992)
ReplyDeleteKung fu zombie priest's ugly rugrat rules.
Children of the Corn (1984 - Fritz Kiersch)
ReplyDeleteGot stabbed: Still runs faster than me.
Rabid (1977 - David Cronenberg)
ReplyDeleteWho doesn't remember the '77 armpit stabbings?
Misery (1990 Rob Reiner)
ReplyDeleteRemind me to make that orthopedics appointment.
Trick 'r Treat (2007)
ReplyDeleteBad Santa kid shoulda stuck with Christmas
She Will (2021; Dir. Charlotte Colbert)
ReplyDelete1950’s Sunset Boulevard meets 2015’s The Witch.
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