Didn't know it when I went to see it, but this new U.S. theatrical release from Ireland abso-freaking-lutely qualifies as a scary (or at least disturbing) motion picture.Colin Farrell and Brendan Gleeson in Martin McDonagh's THE BANSHEES OF INISHERIN (2022, theater) for the first time."Fingerless 'Mad-Eye Moody's' Mystery Tacos: The Movie."OR"In Bruges" follow-up nobody wanted? 'Feckin' better.OR[IRISH FOLK] "Tales From the Crypt[IC PAST]"
Daniel Slamm's PREY FOR THE DEVIL (2022, theater) for the first time.'PG-13' exorcism cinema's diminishing returns hits rock-bottom.ORPope Benedict's School of Not-So-Gifted #MeToo Exorcists.
This Is Gwar (2021) Ethan Embry's cuddlefish realization is fricken gold.(it's on shudder so I guess it counts?)
Popcorn (1991) w/ Joe BobCome on! Don't give me that face!
You're Next, dir Adam Wingard, 2011The blender, more versatile than you'd think
TERRIFIER (2016, Dir. Damien Leone)Women only earn half in Art world.
Scream (2022, dir. Matt Bettinelli-Olpin & Tyler Gillett)Let's stop naming legacyquels like the original.
AMEN! I call this film FIVE CREAM... 5CREAM
well, they did do SCRE4M, so why not.
Deadstream (2022)"I've had the nervous poops all week."
Resurrection (2022)Not quite the Junior sequel I expected.
Hellraiser (1987) The blood damaged more than the subflooring.
Hellraiser: Hellseeker (2002, dir. Rick Bota)Okay, six is enough. Keep your sights.
BLACK SWAN (2010) Your career after graduating from SUSPIRIA's academy.
The Wicker Man (1973)Together now: Corn rigs and barley rigs
V/H/S/99 (2022)Note to self: never pledge a sorority
The Mist (2007)The buggiest, foggiest, angriest movie of 2007
Alice, Sweet Alice (1976 - Alfred Sole)Father Tom has some serious wrestling backgrounds.
Happy Birthday To Me (1981 - J. Lee Thompson)Hmm - I thought Stuffy was a keeper.
Barbarian (2022)Best use of tape measure in cinema.
The Strangers: Prey At NightSo much more than the pool scene.
Idle HandsMan, The Offspring sure hit rock bottom.
For the Sake of ViciousThose Canucks celebrate Halloween in weird ways.
Dashcam (2022)Annoying. Shaky cam. But also batshit crazy.
Barbarian (2022)Humm? what’s the square-footage of my dungeon?ORWhen unfinished, creepy basement means market opportunity
IdentityMy Multiple Personalities have written my reviews.
DRACULA (1931) Dracula bites necks, Renfield chews the scenery.
Malignant (2021, dir. James Wan)A committed brother always has your back.
Barbarian (2022)When adult breast feeding goes too far.
DRACULA'S DAUGHTER (1936) Let's have a late night modeling session.
Barbarian (2022)Not all Airbnbs are penny wise investments
House of the Devil (2009)Basic survival: never talk to AJ Bowen
Splice (2009)You see it coming. It still works.
V/H/S (2012)Do I need to see Betamax first?
FROM HELL (2001) Lister knife? No Rimmer or Holly knives?
The Pit (1981)Meat feeding creep frees old hole trolls.
Friday the 13th: Jason Takes Manhattan(1989) Resurrected Jason kills onboard Lazarus ship.....irony
Resurrection (2022)She should be frightened. That's Oswaldo Mobray.
HELLO MARY LOU: PROM NIGHT II (1987, also #Junesploitation 2020) After this prom, awkward Monday in class.
Let Me In (2010)I just really dig Matt Reeves' direction.
Agree. The inside-the-car-upside-down POV he first showed in "Let Me In" re-appears in "The Batman's" car chase scene. Matt's consistent. :-P
Butcher, Baker, Nightmare Maker (1981)Featuring early turn by one "William Paxton".
Hellraiser (1987)Cricket eating hobo demon has pretty eyes
Hellraiser (2022)Despite sex scenes, still not horny enough
Friday the 13th IX: Jason Goes to Hell: Jason ditches machete for deadly tongue action
Dawn of the Dead (1978) in the theater in THREEEE. DEEEE.3-D Brain Splatter in my popcorn? Awesome!
I know this is a completely selfish request but can you please 🙏 have on the guys from the important cinema club? They can literally talk about anything from films from classics, horror to porn. Please have these guys on.
NIGHT OF THE DEMONS (1988) (second time this month) Exposition. Exposition. Demons. More exposition. Demons. Credits.
THE NIGHT STALKER 1972John Llewellyn MoxleyKolchak be stackin'... STAKING! Shit! Doesn't rhyme.
THE NIGHT STRANGLER 1973Dan CurtisDracula! Grampa Munster! Wicked Witch! Weak villain :(
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