Friday, October 28, 2022

Scary Movie Challenge 2022 Day 28

50 comments:

  1. Didn't know it when I went to see it, but this new U.S. theatrical release from Ireland abso-freaking-lutely qualifies as a scary (or at least disturbing) motion picture.

    Colin Farrell and Brendan Gleeson in Martin McDonagh's THE BANSHEES OF INISHERIN (2022, theater) for the first time.

    "Fingerless 'Mad-Eye Moody's' Mystery Tacos: The Movie."

    OR

    "In Bruges" follow-up nobody wanted? 'Feckin' better.

    OR

    [IRISH FOLK] "Tales From the Crypt[IC PAST]"

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  2. Daniel Slamm's PREY FOR THE DEVIL (2022, theater) for the first time.

    'PG-13' exorcism cinema's diminishing returns hits rock-bottom.

    OR

    Pope Benedict's School of Not-So-Gifted #MeToo Exorcists.

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  3. This Is Gwar (2021)

    Ethan Embry's cuddlefish realization is fricken gold.

    (it's on shudder so I guess it counts?)

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  4. Popcorn (1991) w/ Joe Bob

    Come on! Don't give me that face!

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  5. You're Next, dir Adam Wingard, 2011

    The blender, more versatile than you'd think

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  6. TERRIFIER (2016, Dir. Damien Leone)

    Women only earn half in Art world.

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  7. Scream (2022, dir. Matt Bettinelli-Olpin & Tyler Gillett)

    Let's stop naming legacyquels like the original.

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  8. Deadstream (2022)

    "I've had the nervous poops all week."

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  9. Resurrection (2022)

    Not quite the Junior sequel I expected.

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  10. Hellraiser (1987)

    The blood damaged more than the subflooring.

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  11. Hellraiser: Hellseeker (2002, dir. Rick Bota)

    Okay, six is enough. Keep your sights.

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  12. BLACK SWAN (2010)

    Your career after graduating from SUSPIRIA's academy.

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  13. The Wicker Man (1973)

    Together now: Corn rigs and barley rigs

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  14. V/H/S/99 (2022)

    Note to self: never pledge a sorority

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  15. The Mist (2007)

    The buggiest, foggiest, angriest movie of 2007

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  16. Alice, Sweet Alice (1976 - Alfred Sole)
    Father Tom has some serious wrestling backgrounds.

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  17. Happy Birthday To Me (1981 - J. Lee Thompson)
    Hmm - I thought Stuffy was a keeper.

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  18. Barbarian (2022)

    Best use of tape measure in cinema.

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  19. The Strangers: Prey At Night

    So much more than the pool scene.

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  20. Idle Hands
    Man, The Offspring sure hit rock bottom.

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  21. For the Sake of Vicious

    Those Canucks celebrate Halloween in weird ways.

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  22. Dashcam (2022)

    Annoying. Shaky cam. But also batshit crazy.

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  23. Barbarian (2022)

    Humm? what’s the square-footage of my dungeon?

    OR

    When unfinished, creepy basement means market opportunity

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  24. Identity

    My Multiple Personalities have written my reviews.

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  25. DRACULA (1931)

    Dracula bites necks, Renfield chews the scenery.

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  26. Malignant (2021, dir. James Wan)

    A committed brother always has your back.

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  27. Barbarian (2022)

    When adult breast feeding goes too far.

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  28. DRACULA'S DAUGHTER (1936)

    Let's have a late night modeling session.

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  29. House of the Devil (2009)

    Basic survival: never talk to AJ Bowen

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  30. Splice (2009)

    You see it coming. It still works.

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  31. V/H/S (2012)

    Do I need to see Betamax first?

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  32. FROM HELL (2001)

    Lister knife? No Rimmer or Holly knives?

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  33. The Pit (1981)

    Meat feeding creep frees old hole trolls.

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  34. Friday the 13th: Jason Takes Manhattan(1989) Resurrected Jason kills onboard Lazarus ship.....irony

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  35. Resurrection (2022)

    She should be frightened. That's Oswaldo Mobray.

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  36. HELLO MARY LOU: PROM NIGHT II (1987, also #Junesploitation 2020)

    After this prom, awkward Monday in class.

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  37. Let Me In (2010)

    I just really dig Matt Reeves' direction.

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    1. Agree. The inside-the-car-upside-down POV he first showed in "Let Me In" re-appears in "The Batman's" car chase scene. Matt's consistent. :-P

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  38. Butcher, Baker, Nightmare Maker (1981)

    Featuring early turn by one "William Paxton".

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  39. Hellraiser (1987)

    Cricket eating hobo demon has pretty eyes

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  40. Hellraiser (2022)

    Despite sex scenes, still not horny enough

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  41. Friday the 13th IX: Jason Goes to Hell: Jason ditches machete for deadly tongue action

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  42. Dawn of the Dead (1978) in the theater in THREEEE. DEEEE.

    3-D Brain Splatter in my popcorn? Awesome!

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  43. I know this is a completely selfish request but can you please 🙏 have on the guys from the important cinema club? They can literally talk about anything from films from classics, horror to porn. Please have these guys on.

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  44. NIGHT OF THE DEMONS (1988) (second time this month)

    Exposition. Exposition. Demons. More exposition. Demons. Credits.

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  45. THE NIGHT STALKER 1972
    John Llewellyn Moxley

    Kolchak be stackin'... STAKING! Shit! Doesn't rhyme.

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  46. THE NIGHT STRANGLER 1973
    Dan Curtis

    Dracula! Grampa Munster! Wicked Witch!
    Weak villain :(

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  47. These reviews have been counted for the monthly tally. Please post your reviews on today's thread.

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