Didn't know it when I went to see it, but this new U.S. theatrical release from Ireland abso-freaking-lutely qualifies as a scary (or at least disturbing) motion picture.
Colin Farrell and Brendan Gleeson in Martin McDonagh's THE BANSHEES OF INISHERIN (2022, theater) for the first time.
"Fingerless 'Mad-Eye Moody's' Mystery Tacos: The Movie."
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"In Bruges" follow-up nobody wanted? 'Feckin' better.
I know this is a completely selfish request but can you please 🙏 have on the guys from the important cinema club? They can literally talk about anything from films from classics, horror to porn. Please have these guys on.
Didn't know it when I went to see it, but this new U.S. theatrical release from Ireland abso-freaking-lutely qualifies as a scary (or at least disturbing) motion picture.
ReplyDeleteColin Farrell and Brendan Gleeson in Martin McDonagh's THE BANSHEES OF INISHERIN (2022, theater) for the first time.
"Fingerless 'Mad-Eye Moody's' Mystery Tacos: The Movie."
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"In Bruges" follow-up nobody wanted? 'Feckin' better.
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[IRISH FOLK] "Tales From the Crypt[IC PAST]"
Daniel Slamm's PREY FOR THE DEVIL (2022, theater) for the first time.
ReplyDelete'PG-13' exorcism cinema's diminishing returns hits rock-bottom.
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Pope Benedict's School of Not-So-Gifted #MeToo Exorcists.
This Is Gwar (2021)
ReplyDeleteEthan Embry's cuddlefish realization is fricken gold.
(it's on shudder so I guess it counts?)
Popcorn (1991) w/ Joe Bob
ReplyDeleteCome on! Don't give me that face!
You're Next, dir Adam Wingard, 2011
ReplyDeleteThe blender, more versatile than you'd think
TERRIFIER (2016, Dir. Damien Leone)
ReplyDeleteWomen only earn half in Art world.
Scream (2022, dir. Matt Bettinelli-Olpin & Tyler Gillett)
ReplyDeleteLet's stop naming legacyquels like the original.
AMEN! I call this film FIVE CREAM... 5CREAM
Deletewell, they did do SCRE4M, so why not.
DeleteDeadstream (2022)
ReplyDelete"I've had the nervous poops all week."
Resurrection (2022)
ReplyDeleteNot quite the Junior sequel I expected.
Hellraiser (1987)
ReplyDeleteThe blood damaged more than the subflooring.
Hellraiser: Hellseeker (2002, dir. Rick Bota)
ReplyDeleteOkay, six is enough. Keep your sights.
BLACK SWAN (2010)
ReplyDeleteYour career after graduating from SUSPIRIA's academy.
The Wicker Man (1973)
ReplyDeleteTogether now: Corn rigs and barley rigs
V/H/S/99 (2022)
ReplyDeleteNote to self: never pledge a sorority
The Mist (2007)
ReplyDeleteThe buggiest, foggiest, angriest movie of 2007
Alice, Sweet Alice (1976 - Alfred Sole)
ReplyDeleteFather Tom has some serious wrestling backgrounds.
Happy Birthday To Me (1981 - J. Lee Thompson)
ReplyDeleteHmm - I thought Stuffy was a keeper.
Barbarian (2022)
ReplyDeleteBest use of tape measure in cinema.
The Strangers: Prey At Night
ReplyDeleteSo much more than the pool scene.
Idle Hands
ReplyDeleteMan, The Offspring sure hit rock bottom.
For the Sake of Vicious
ReplyDeleteThose Canucks celebrate Halloween in weird ways.
ReplyDeleteDashcam (2022)
Annoying. Shaky cam. But also batshit crazy.
Barbarian (2022)
ReplyDeleteHumm? what’s the square-footage of my dungeon?
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When unfinished, creepy basement means market opportunity
Identity
ReplyDeleteMy Multiple Personalities have written my reviews.
DRACULA (1931)
ReplyDeleteDracula bites necks, Renfield chews the scenery.
Malignant (2021, dir. James Wan)
ReplyDeleteA committed brother always has your back.
Barbarian (2022)
ReplyDeleteWhen adult breast feeding goes too far.
DRACULA'S DAUGHTER (1936)
ReplyDeleteLet's have a late night modeling session.
House of the Devil (2009)
ReplyDeleteBasic survival: never talk to AJ Bowen
Splice (2009)
ReplyDeleteYou see it coming. It still works.
V/H/S (2012)
ReplyDeleteDo I need to see Betamax first?
FROM HELL (2001)
ReplyDeleteLister knife? No Rimmer or Holly knives?
The Pit (1981)
ReplyDeleteMeat feeding creep frees old hole trolls.
Friday the 13th: Jason Takes Manhattan(1989) Resurrected Jason kills onboard Lazarus ship.....irony
ReplyDeleteResurrection (2022)
ReplyDeleteShe should be frightened. That's Oswaldo Mobray.
HELLO MARY LOU: PROM NIGHT II (1987, also #Junesploitation 2020)
ReplyDeleteAfter this prom, awkward Monday in class.
Let Me In (2010)
ReplyDeleteI just really dig Matt Reeves' direction.
Agree. The inside-the-car-upside-down POV he first showed in "Let Me In" re-appears in "The Batman's" car chase scene. Matt's consistent. :-P
DeleteButcher, Baker, Nightmare Maker (1981)
ReplyDeleteFeaturing early turn by one "William Paxton".
Hellraiser (1987)
ReplyDeleteCricket eating hobo demon has pretty eyes
Hellraiser (2022)
ReplyDeleteDespite sex scenes, still not horny enough
Friday the 13th IX: Jason Goes to Hell: Jason ditches machete for deadly tongue action
ReplyDeleteDawn of the Dead (1978) in the theater in THREEEE. DEEEE.
ReplyDelete3-D Brain Splatter in my popcorn? Awesome!
I know this is a completely selfish request but can you please 🙏 have on the guys from the important cinema club? They can literally talk about anything from films from classics, horror to porn. Please have these guys on.
ReplyDeleteNIGHT OF THE DEMONS (1988) (second time this month)
ReplyDeleteExposition. Exposition. Demons. More exposition. Demons. Credits.
THE NIGHT STALKER 1972
ReplyDeleteJohn Llewellyn Moxley
Kolchak be stackin'... STAKING! Shit! Doesn't rhyme.
THE NIGHT STRANGLER 1973
ReplyDeleteDan Curtis
Dracula! Grampa Munster! Wicked Witch!
Weak villain :(
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