Saturday, October 29, 2022

Scary Movie Challenge 2022 Day 29

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  1. Castle of Blood (1964)

    Tip: Spend extra money on HD version

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  2. Night Killer (Non aprite quella porta 3) (1990, dir. Claudio Fragasso & Bruno Mattei)

    Fragasso and Mattei are glorious Italian maniacs.

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  3. TERRIFIER 2 (2022, Dir. Damien Leone)

    The runtime is more Art than science.

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    Talk about the law of increasing returns.

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  4. Friday the 13th (1980)

    I always want Annie to make it.

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  5. Hereditary (2018)

    Family fulfills Grandma's last wish. So uplifting!

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  6. House of a 1000 Corpses (2003)

    Zombie nightmare fever dream. Chainsaw Massacre adjacent.

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  7. Two Evil Eyes (1990)

    Atkins really making love with that cigar.

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  8. Spontaneous Combustion (1990, dir. Tobe Hooper)

    Starts crazy, then steadily escalates from there.

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  9. Scream 2, dir Wes Craven, 1997

    Laurie Metcalf delivers oscar worthy eye acting

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  10. Resurrection (2022)

    Hall does so much with one look.

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  11. NIGHT OF THE ANIMATED DEAD (2021)

    Just read a Garth Ennis comic instead.

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  12. Wrong Turn (2003)

    West Virginia, mountain mama, murderous malformed mutants.

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  13. Creature from the Black Lagoon (1954, dir. Jack Arnold)

    Where's Brooke Shields...? Oh, it's Black Lagoon.

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  14. Final Destination 2, dir David R. Ellis, 2003

    Careful when road is slippery when wet

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  15. Sleepy Hollow

    Christopher Plummer is amazing as Ichabod Crane.

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  16. The Mothman Prophecies (2002)

    Chick had a rough post-Armageddon retirement.

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  17. THE HUNGER (1983)

    Elegance exists as a gender called Catherine Deneuve.

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  18. Maniac (1980, William Lustig)

    Eyeglassed Spinell gives Donahue run for money

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  19. Dashcam (2022)

    Watching after Deadstream definitely did no favors.

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  20. Malignant (2021)

    Need more giallo action movies. Thank you!

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  21. Psycho (1960)

    Nothing more creepy than… damp linen smell

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    So romantic! Licking stamp to pay alimony

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  22. Evil Toons (1992, dir. Fred Olen Ray)

    Screentime: toons 2 minutes, boobs 15 minutes.

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  23. Hell House LLC (2015)

    Found footage? Wish they'd found some more.

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  24. Hereditary (2018)

    Cult members rarely have head on shoulders.

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  25. Urban Legend (1998)

    The legend of Tara Reid's acting career.

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  26. Tales from the Darkside: The Movie (1990)

    Feline facehugger sticks it to Big Pharma.

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  27. THE SHINING (1980)

    Kubrick loves classical music, including "Roadrunner" theme.

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  28. The Blair Witch Project (1999)

    Imagining Bernadette Peters, Chip Zein, Tom Aldredge.

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  29. The Ruins (2008)

    This is why I don't eat vegetables.

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  30. Prince of Darkness (1987)

    How does green goo hold a pitchfork?

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  31. Lamb (2021)

    Baby Colin Robinson's a furry... Who knew?

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  32. The Blob (1988)

    Scary! Especially Kevin Dillon's "Weird Al" hair.

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  33. Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (1936, dir. George King)

    I missed the singing. Didn't miss Depp.

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  34. FleshEater (1988 Bill Hinzman)

    Kissing foley evokes chicken noodle soup slurping

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  35. DOCTOR SLEEP (2019)

    Can a hat get an Oscar nom?

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  36. Urban Legend (1998)

    I know what you did on campus.

    or

    Joker attended Prof. Krueger's college? Makes sense.

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  37. The Howling (1981)

    I hate rich assholes with their Mazdas.

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  38. BARBARIAN (2022):

    Those cleaning fees are gonna kill her.

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  39. HALLOWEEN ENDS (2002):

    Everyone is very horny in this movie.

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  40. The Beyond (1981)

    Open the gate? The eyes have it

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  41. BARBARIAN (2022)

    "You wanna see my sweet VHS collection?"

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  42. Midnight (2022)

    Even Tom Cruise is exhausted watching this.

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  43. Hatchet (2006)

    Victor Crowley stands too close to doors

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  44. A Bay of Blood (1971)

    Italian real estate laws are really confusing.

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  45. The Devil's Candy (2015 Sean Byrne)

    Convenient programming from the Texas area PBS

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  46. Insidious: Chapter 3 (2015, dir. Leigh Whannell)

    Lin Shaye is a treasure. Love her.

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