Castle of Blood (1964) Tip: Spend extra money on HD version
Night Killer (Non aprite quella porta 3) (1990, dir. Claudio Fragasso & Bruno Mattei)Fragasso and Mattei are glorious Italian maniacs.
TERRIFIER 2 (2022, Dir. Damien Leone)The runtime is more Art than science. orTalk about the law of increasing returns.
Hereditary (2018)Family fulfills Grandma's last wish. So uplifting!
House of a 1000 Corpses (2003)Zombie nightmare fever dream. Chainsaw Massacre adjacent.
Two Evil Eyes (1990)Atkins really making love with that cigar.
Spontaneous Combustion (1990, dir. Tobe Hooper)Starts crazy, then steadily escalates from there.
Scream 2, dir Wes Craven, 1997Laurie Metcalf delivers oscar worthy eye acting
NIGHT OF THE ANIMATED DEAD (2021) Just read a Garth Ennis comic instead.
Will do, thanks 😁
Wrong Turn (2003)West Virginia, mountain mama, murderous malformed mutants.
Creature from the Black Lagoon (1954, dir. Jack Arnold)Where's Brooke Shields...? Oh, it's Black Lagoon.
Final Destination 2, dir David R. Ellis, 2003Careful when road is slippery when wet
Sleepy HollowChristopher Plummer is amazing as Ichabod Crane.
The Mothman Prophecies (2002)Chick had a rough post-Armageddon retirement.
I’d jump in after Laura Linney too.
THE HUNGER (1983) Elegance exists as a gender called Catherine Deneuve.
Maniac (1980, William Lustig)Eyeglassed Spinell gives Donahue run for money
Did Chattaway get Jaco Pastorius for bass?
Dashcam (2022)Watching after Deadstream definitely did no favors.
2021(?)
Malignant (2021)Need more giallo action movies. Thank you!
Psycho (1960)Nothing more creepy than… damp linen smellOr So romantic! Licking stamp to pay alimony
Evil Toons (1992, dir. Fred Olen Ray)Screentime: toons 2 minutes, boobs 15 minutes.
Hell House LLC (2015)Found footage? Wish they'd found some more.
Urban Legend (1998)The legend of Tara Reid's acting career.
Tales from the Darkside: The Movie (1990)Feline facehugger sticks it to Big Pharma.
THE SHINING (1980) Kubrick loves classical music, including "Roadrunner" theme.
The Blair Witch Project (1999)Imagining Bernadette Peters, Chip Zein, Tom Aldredge.
The Ruins (2008)This is why I don't eat vegetables.
Prince of Darkness (1987)How does green goo hold a pitchfork?
Lamb (2021)Baby Colin Robinson's a furry... Who knew?
The Blob (1988)Scary! Especially Kevin Dillon's "Weird Al" hair.
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (1936, dir. George King)I missed the singing. Didn't miss Depp.
FleshEater (1988 Bill Hinzman)Kissing foley evokes chicken noodle soup slurping
DOCTOR SLEEP (2019) Can a hat get an Oscar nom?
Urban Legend (1998)I know what you did on campus.orJoker attended Prof. Krueger's college? Makes sense.
The Howling (1981)I hate rich assholes with their Mazdas.
BARBARIAN (2022):Those cleaning fees are gonna kill her.
HALLOWEEN ENDS (2002):Everyone is very horny in this movie.
The Beyond (1981)Open the gate? The eyes have it
BARBARIAN (2022) "You wanna see my sweet VHS collection?"
Midnight (2022)Even Tom Cruise is exhausted watching this.
Hatchet (2006)Victor Crowley stands too close to doors
A Bay of Blood (1971) Italian real estate laws are really confusing.
The Devil's Candy (2015 Sean Byrne)Convenient programming from the Texas area PBS
No eye twitchies from Pruitt Taylor Vince?!?!?!
Insidious: Chapter 3 (2015, dir. Leigh Whannell)Lin Shaye is a treasure. Love her.
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Castle of Blood (1964)
ReplyDeleteTip: Spend extra money on HD version
Night Killer (Non aprite quella porta 3) (1990, dir. Claudio Fragasso & Bruno Mattei)
ReplyDeleteFragasso and Mattei are glorious Italian maniacs.
TERRIFIER 2 (2022, Dir. Damien Leone)
ReplyDeleteThe runtime is more Art than science.
or
Talk about the law of increasing returns.
Hereditary (2018)
ReplyDeleteFamily fulfills Grandma's last wish. So uplifting!
ReplyDeleteHouse of a 1000 Corpses (2003)
Zombie nightmare fever dream. Chainsaw Massacre adjacent.
Two Evil Eyes (1990)
ReplyDeleteAtkins really making love with that cigar.
Spontaneous Combustion (1990, dir. Tobe Hooper)
ReplyDeleteStarts crazy, then steadily escalates from there.
Scream 2, dir Wes Craven, 1997
ReplyDeleteLaurie Metcalf delivers oscar worthy eye acting
NIGHT OF THE ANIMATED DEAD (2021)
ReplyDeleteJust read a Garth Ennis comic instead.
Will do, thanks 😁
DeleteWrong Turn (2003)
ReplyDeleteWest Virginia, mountain mama, murderous malformed mutants.
Creature from the Black Lagoon (1954, dir. Jack Arnold)
ReplyDeleteWhere's Brooke Shields...? Oh, it's Black Lagoon.
Final Destination 2, dir David R. Ellis, 2003
ReplyDeleteCareful when road is slippery when wet
Sleepy Hollow
ReplyDeleteChristopher Plummer is amazing as Ichabod Crane.
The Mothman Prophecies (2002)
ReplyDeleteChick had a rough post-Armageddon retirement.
I’d jump in after Laura Linney too.
DeleteTHE HUNGER (1983)
ReplyDeleteElegance exists as a gender called Catherine Deneuve.
Maniac (1980, William Lustig)
ReplyDeleteEyeglassed Spinell gives Donahue run for money
Did Chattaway get Jaco Pastorius for bass?
DeleteDashcam (2022)
ReplyDeleteWatching after Deadstream definitely did no favors.
2021(?)
DeleteMalignant (2021)
ReplyDeleteNeed more giallo action movies. Thank you!
Psycho (1960)
ReplyDeleteNothing more creepy than… damp linen smell
Or
So romantic! Licking stamp to pay alimony
Evil Toons (1992, dir. Fred Olen Ray)
ReplyDeleteScreentime: toons 2 minutes, boobs 15 minutes.
Hell House LLC (2015)
ReplyDeleteFound footage? Wish they'd found some more.
Urban Legend (1998)
ReplyDeleteThe legend of Tara Reid's acting career.
Tales from the Darkside: The Movie (1990)
ReplyDeleteFeline facehugger sticks it to Big Pharma.
THE SHINING (1980)
ReplyDeleteKubrick loves classical music, including "Roadrunner" theme.
The Blair Witch Project (1999)
ReplyDeleteImagining Bernadette Peters, Chip Zein, Tom Aldredge.
The Ruins (2008)
ReplyDeleteThis is why I don't eat vegetables.
Prince of Darkness (1987)
ReplyDeleteHow does green goo hold a pitchfork?
Lamb (2021)
ReplyDeleteBaby Colin Robinson's a furry... Who knew?
The Blob (1988)
ReplyDeleteScary! Especially Kevin Dillon's "Weird Al" hair.
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (1936, dir. George King)
ReplyDeleteI missed the singing. Didn't miss Depp.
FleshEater (1988 Bill Hinzman)
ReplyDeleteKissing foley evokes chicken noodle soup slurping
DOCTOR SLEEP (2019)
ReplyDeleteCan a hat get an Oscar nom?
Urban Legend (1998)
ReplyDeleteI know what you did on campus.
or
Joker attended Prof. Krueger's college? Makes sense.
The Howling (1981)
ReplyDeleteI hate rich assholes with their Mazdas.
BARBARIAN (2022):
ReplyDeleteThose cleaning fees are gonna kill her.
HALLOWEEN ENDS (2002):
ReplyDeleteEveryone is very horny in this movie.
The Beyond (1981)
ReplyDeleteOpen the gate? The eyes have it
BARBARIAN (2022)
ReplyDelete"You wanna see my sweet VHS collection?"
Midnight (2022)
ReplyDeleteEven Tom Cruise is exhausted watching this.
Hatchet (2006)
ReplyDeleteVictor Crowley stands too close to doors
A Bay of Blood (1971)
ReplyDeleteItalian real estate laws are really confusing.
The Devil's Candy (2015 Sean Byrne)
ReplyDeleteConvenient programming from the Texas area PBS
No eye twitchies from Pruitt Taylor Vince?!?!?!
DeleteInsidious: Chapter 3 (2015, dir. Leigh Whannell)
ReplyDeleteLin Shaye is a treasure. Love her.
These reviews have been counted for the monthly tally. Please post your reviews on today's thread.
ReplyDelete