Petey Wheatstraw: The Devil’s Son-in-Law (1977; Dir. Cliff Roquemore) Rudy Ray Moore in a horror-com-action movie!? The Snake Girl and the Silver-Haired Witch (1968; Dir. Noriaki Yuasa) Japanese child Mia Farrow surprisingly not annoying. Paganini Horror (1988; Dir. Luigi Cozzi) The giallo devil went down to Italy. FleshEater (1988; Dir. S. William Hinzman) Cheapo knockoff Night of the Living Dead. Dawn of the Dead 3D (1978; Dir. George A. Romero) I miss slow mall zombies like these.
Hellraiser III: Hell in Earth, dir Anthony HickoxUltimate pleasure and pain? Smoking while orgasming
This made me laugh!
Trick or Treat (1986)Who says heavy metal is not demonic?orTell them the truth, Ozzy. Spurn Satan.
The Hunger (1983, dir. Tony Scott)Not smart to keep ex-lovers around long.
Wow, I didn't realize T. Scott made a horror movie. I'll have to watch it next SMM, if not sooner.
PREMUTOS: THE FALLEN ANGEL (1997, dir. Olaf Ittenbach)More blood. Everything just needs more blood.
DON'T WORRY DARLING (2022, Dir. Olivia Wilde)Wilde Pine Styles make me say Pugh.
Tremors 5: Bloodlines (2015)Another silly fun evolution of graboid lifecycle
The Incredible Melting Man (1977 William Sachs)First cadet returning from the Space Force...
Suspiria (1977)I think I flunked Intro to Giallo.
The Cat o' Nine Tails (1971) Nothing better after sex than warm milk.
SHOCK TREATMENT (1981) "Blender, won't you help a first offender..."
Dagon (2001) That poor woman got Temple of Doom'd
Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948)How is this dialogue still so funny?
THE SHINING (1980):Dick Hallorann’s bachelor pad is the shit.
It really is
Invaders from Mars (1986)Karen Black's my new mom? Thanks martians!
Dawn of the Dead 3D (1978)3D added little but movie's still great
Out There Halloween Mega Tape (2022)It's no WNUF but commercials are fun
We Need to Do Something (2021)Shaw's daughter is payback for Sanderson sisters
V/H/S/99 (2022)You can't do demons in every segment!
DOCTOR SLEEP (2019):Very cool how she has a hat.
UNSANE (2018) Gives new meaning to "driving me mental."
The Brotherhood of Satan (1971 Bernard McEveety)I'd trust Brotherhood's daycare over Donda Academy
URBAN LEGENDS: BLOODY MARY (2005) Hellraiser has competition in "worst sequel" category.
FrankenhookerNew Jersey widow needs "Dismembers only" jacket.
BarbarianDetroit lactation consultant uses some underground methods.
Oh, very good!
Bubba Ho-TepBest Elvis biopic I've seen this year.
PearlDon't look a gift pig... never mind.
Halloween (1978)Looks like Paul's the real winner here.
Def by TemptationTinder: not so bad by comparison, huh?
The Lodger: A Story of the London FogNot a documentary about the coat brand.
Gremlins 2The second best movie featuring Grandpa Munster.
ThirstPriests, vampires, sexiness; Park Chan Wook, baby!
Bordello of Blood (1996)Four bloodcurdling words: leading man Dennis Miller
UNCANNY ANNIE (2019) Still a better board game than Boggle.
AlligatorNo good comes from mistreating animals, y'all.
PossessorWould double well with elder Cronenberg's Existenz.
Body Bags(1993) Hamill goes full darkside/backside during this
Drag Me to Hell (2009)Happy Gilmoresque - "I'm not taking your house..."
Rec (2007) The Raid. In Spanish. In Horror. AMAZING!
Night of the Living Dead (1968)They were all too stupid to live.
Wendell & Wild (2022, dir. Henry Selick)Surely this counts? Wikipedia says it's horror.
THE WOLF MAN (1941) Best credit ever: "Bela Lugosi as Bela."
Crimson Peak (2015)An intersection of inventions, insects, incest, spectres.
The Untamed (2016)Sex with alien tentacle monster NOT safe
Plan 9 from Outer Space (1957 Ed Wood)Jeff comforts Paula, poses like engagement photo.
Scream (1996)Chill deputy sanctions underage murder keg party.
Dracula 2000 aka Dracula 2001 aka Wes Craven Presents: Dracula 2000 aka Wes Craven Presents: Dracula 2000, The Charm of Evil, Into Darkness (2000) Dracula: 2000 thousand years of mediocre filmmaking. orThis can't be my final SMM movie.
Guillermo del Toro's Cabinet of Curiosities: The ViewingNever mix uppers, downers, and flesh-eating monsters.
Freaks (1932)Superlative stunt of SMM: Lighting a cigarette.
The Legend of Sleepy Hollow (1959)Bing’s Halloween song even better than BOC.
Dawn of the Deadd (1978) in 3DLooting really gets my blood pressure up
THE CROW (1994) Devil's Night! Let's eat Drake's Devil Dogs.
The Devil's Rejects (2005)Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees, I did look
You're Next (2011)Still more peaceful than my usual Thanksgiving
Black Sabbath (1960, Mario Bava)Disappointed no secret passage to the conservatory.
Halloween (1978)Testament to how much a score matters.
The City of the Dead (1960)Reminder! No visiting villages with hostile innkeepers.
Orgy of the Dead (1962)Friend started NoLD, "glitched" then this plays...... isn't without its charms: Criswell, nipples, etc.
"Orgy" may contain the reddest redheads ever
Cold Prey (2006; Dir. Roar Uthaug) Friday the 13th at Norwegian mountain hotel.
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Steel Magnolias (1989)Now this is the ORIGINAL social thriller!
Fall (2022)This is elevated horror at its best!
Troll (1986) Harry Potter prequel; trolling at its worst.
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Petey Wheatstraw: The Devil’s Son-in-Law (1977; Dir. Cliff Roquemore) Rudy Ray Moore in a horror-com-action movie!?
ReplyDeleteThe Snake Girl and the Silver-Haired Witch (1968; Dir. Noriaki Yuasa) Japanese child Mia Farrow surprisingly not annoying.
Paganini Horror (1988; Dir. Luigi Cozzi) The giallo devil went down to Italy.
FleshEater (1988; Dir. S. William Hinzman) Cheapo knockoff Night of the Living Dead.
Dawn of the Dead 3D (1978; Dir. George A. Romero) I miss slow mall zombies like these.
Hellraiser III: Hell in Earth, dir Anthony Hickox
ReplyDeleteUltimate pleasure and pain? Smoking while orgasming
This made me laugh!
DeleteTrick or Treat (1986)
ReplyDeleteWho says heavy metal is not demonic?
or
Tell them the truth, Ozzy. Spurn Satan.
The Hunger (1983, dir. Tony Scott)
ReplyDeleteNot smart to keep ex-lovers around long.
Wow, I didn't realize T. Scott made a horror movie. I'll have to watch it next SMM, if not sooner.
DeletePREMUTOS: THE FALLEN ANGEL (1997, dir. Olaf Ittenbach)
ReplyDeleteMore blood. Everything just needs more blood.
DON'T WORRY DARLING (2022, Dir. Olivia Wilde)
ReplyDeleteWilde Pine Styles make me say Pugh.
Tremors 5: Bloodlines (2015)
ReplyDeleteAnother silly fun evolution of graboid lifecycle
The Incredible Melting Man (1977 William Sachs)
ReplyDeleteFirst cadet returning from the Space Force...
Suspiria (1977)
ReplyDeleteI think I flunked Intro to Giallo.
The Cat o' Nine Tails (1971)
ReplyDeleteNothing better after sex than warm milk.
SHOCK TREATMENT (1981)
ReplyDelete"Blender, won't you help a first offender..."
Dagon (2001)
ReplyDeleteThat poor woman got Temple of Doom'd
Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948)
ReplyDeleteHow is this dialogue still so funny?
THE SHINING (1980):
ReplyDeleteDick Hallorann’s bachelor pad is the shit.
It really is
DeleteInvaders from Mars (1986)
ReplyDeleteKaren Black's my new mom? Thanks martians!
Dawn of the Dead 3D (1978)
ReplyDelete3D added little but movie's still great
Out There Halloween Mega Tape (2022)
ReplyDeleteIt's no WNUF but commercials are fun
We Need to Do Something (2021)
ReplyDeleteShaw's daughter is payback for Sanderson sisters
V/H/S/99 (2022)
ReplyDeleteYou can't do demons in every segment!
DOCTOR SLEEP (2019):
ReplyDeleteVery cool how she has a hat.
UNSANE (2018)
ReplyDeleteGives new meaning to "driving me mental."
The Brotherhood of Satan (1971 Bernard McEveety)
ReplyDeleteI'd trust Brotherhood's daycare over Donda Academy
URBAN LEGENDS: BLOODY MARY (2005)
ReplyDeleteHellraiser has competition in "worst sequel" category.
Frankenhooker
ReplyDeleteNew Jersey widow needs "Dismembers only" jacket.
Barbarian
ReplyDeleteDetroit lactation consultant uses some underground methods.
Oh, very good!
DeleteBubba Ho-Tep
ReplyDeleteBest Elvis biopic I've seen this year.
Pearl
ReplyDeleteDon't look a gift pig... never mind.
Halloween (1978)
ReplyDeleteLooks like Paul's the real winner here.
Def by Temptation
ReplyDeleteTinder: not so bad by comparison, huh?
The Lodger: A Story of the London Fog
ReplyDeleteNot a documentary about the coat brand.
Gremlins 2
ReplyDeleteThe second best movie featuring Grandpa Munster.
Thirst
ReplyDeletePriests, vampires, sexiness; Park Chan Wook, baby!
Bordello of Blood (1996)
ReplyDeleteFour bloodcurdling words: leading man Dennis Miller
UNCANNY ANNIE (2019)
ReplyDeleteStill a better board game than Boggle.
Alligator
ReplyDeleteNo good comes from mistreating animals, y'all.
Possessor
ReplyDeleteWould double well with elder Cronenberg's Existenz.
Body Bags(1993) Hamill goes full darkside/backside during this
ReplyDeleteDrag Me to Hell (2009)
ReplyDeleteHappy Gilmoresque - "I'm not taking your house..."
Rec (2007)
ReplyDeleteThe Raid. In Spanish. In Horror. AMAZING!
Night of the Living Dead (1968)
ReplyDeleteThey were all too stupid to live.
Wendell & Wild (2022, dir. Henry Selick)
ReplyDeleteSurely this counts? Wikipedia says it's horror.
THE WOLF MAN (1941)
ReplyDeleteBest credit ever: "Bela Lugosi as Bela."
Crimson Peak (2015)
ReplyDeleteAn intersection of inventions, insects, incest, spectres.
The Untamed (2016)
ReplyDeleteSex with alien tentacle monster NOT safe
Plan 9 from Outer Space (1957 Ed Wood)
ReplyDeleteJeff comforts Paula, poses like engagement photo.
Scream (1996)
ReplyDeleteChill deputy sanctions underage murder keg party.
Dracula 2000 aka Dracula 2001 aka Wes Craven Presents: Dracula 2000 aka Wes Craven Presents: Dracula 2000, The Charm of Evil, Into Darkness (2000)
ReplyDeleteDracula: 2000 thousand years of mediocre filmmaking.
or
This can't be my final SMM movie.
Guillermo del Toro's Cabinet of Curiosities: The Viewing
ReplyDeleteNever mix uppers, downers, and flesh-eating monsters.
Freaks (1932)
ReplyDeleteSuperlative stunt of SMM: Lighting a cigarette.
The Legend of Sleepy Hollow (1959)
ReplyDeleteBing’s Halloween song even better than BOC.
Dawn of the Deadd (1978) in 3D
ReplyDeleteLooting really gets my blood pressure up
THE CROW (1994)
ReplyDeleteDevil's Night! Let's eat Drake's Devil Dogs.
The Devil's Rejects (2005)
ReplyDeleteChinese, Japanese, dirty knees, I did look
You're Next (2011)
ReplyDeleteStill more peaceful than my usual Thanksgiving
Black Sabbath (1960, Mario Bava)
ReplyDeleteDisappointed no secret passage to the conservatory.
Halloween (1978)
ReplyDeleteTestament to how much a score matters.
The City of the Dead (1960)
ReplyDeleteReminder! No visiting villages with hostile innkeepers.
Orgy of the Dead (1962)
ReplyDeleteFriend started NoLD, "glitched" then this plays...
... isn't without its charms: Criswell, nipples, etc.
"Orgy" may contain the reddest redheads ever
DeleteCold Prey (2006; Dir. Roar Uthaug)
ReplyDeleteFriday the 13th at Norwegian mountain hotel.
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteSteel Magnolias (1989)
ReplyDeleteNow this is the ORIGINAL social thriller!
Fall (2022)
ReplyDeleteThis is elevated horror at its best!
Troll (1986)
ReplyDeleteHarry Potter prequel; trolling at its worst.
These reviews have been counted for the monthly tally. Please post your reviews on today's thread.
ReplyDelete