Just a heads up: the last day'ss reviews will be counted shortly after every timezone has crossed into November, so please get your reviews in before midnight. Thank you and have a happy Halloween everyone!
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Bram Stoker's Dracula, dir Frances Ford Coppola, 1992Dracula gets 20% horiner with every watch
Dawn of the Dead (1978) 3-DFlygirl’s right: Canadian zombies much more polite.
DOCTOR SLEEP (2019, Dir. Mike Flanagan)Family name was il Cappello before immigrating.
Men (2022, dir. Alex Garland)Is this village where Tanner is from?
Scooby-Doo (2002) Laughed way more than expected, but still
The Munsters (2022)Lester in real estate, that's my movie.
Casper (1995)It didn't have to be this good
I've heard you mention this too many times to NOT watch it. Bonus, it's on Canadian netflix.
ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEET FRANKENSTEIN (1948) "Chick!" "Chick!" "Chick!" "Chick!" "Chick!" "Chick!" "Chick!"
Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon (2006)This meta-slasher is empowering itself with cock.
Barbarian (2022)Proof that B&Bs are worse than Detroit.
The Crow (1994)"What in the crap..." all-timer lines.
Barbarian (2022)You gotta love to hate Justin Long.
Everything Everywhere All At Once (2022)Hot dog fingers counts as body horror.
The Stuff (1985 via JBB Last Drive In S1)Love Cohens theme commitment....Killer Marshmallow Fluff!
Frankenstein (1931) My adoration of this movie widespread....Universal. (PS: THANKS ALL for an amazing movie month! The Scary Movie challenge had me watching a ton more horror and i LOVED it. Y'all rock!!!!)
Dead Silence (2007)The best puppets are cut by jigsaw
The Hunger (1983)Tony Scott really likes curtains...and blue.
The Descent (2005 - Neil Marshall)Tricking your friends into cave? Not decent!
Muppets Haunted Mansion (2021)70s holdovers already haunting their own movie
CASPER (1995) Surprised "ghost psychiatrist" isn't a reality show.
Hatchet (2006, dir. Adam Green)Haunted Area Tour Catches Heartache, Exasperation, Trouble.The Manster (1959, dir. George Breakston & Kenneth G. Crane)Malicious Analyst's Noxious Substance Transforms Easygoing Reporter.
THE MIDNIGHT HOUR (1985) Every zombie movie should have musical numbers.
Eaten Alive (1976) I thought Patrick didn't like mean movies?Terrifier 2 (2022) I was mistaken. Patrick loves mean movies.
Night of the Living Dead (1968)End the best month with a classic.
PopcornChicken Soup for the Horror Lover's Soul.
Ready or NotSamara Weaving needs to be in everything.
Popcorn (1991)I like my revenge with extra butter.
Psycho 3You better not go kissing Norman's mother.
Satan's Little HelperNeeded to walk around the block after.
Saw VII support John Kramer's views on healthcare.
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Scream (original)All these rules, yet no Dua Lipa. (I broke the rules of the 7-word review by accidentally posting a 6-word review last time, thus my deleted comment above)
Scream 2Somehow forgot half the cast til now.
The Munsters (2022)My biggest laugh? "Remains to be seen."
Out There Halloween Mega TapeTarget audience: 90s TV watchers, cult escapees.
We Need To Do SomethingJust so glad I'm a cat person.
The Invisible Woman (1940)Possibly the "good for her" cinema urtext?
The Barn (2016)What's with dudes in cloaks this month?
WENDELL AND WILD (2021) Raises tons of questions about the afterlife.
THE DEAD ZONE (1983)Walken says the future needs more cowbell.
BARBARIAN (2022)This movie was funded by Big Hotel
RESURRECTION (2022)Rebecca Hall can do no wrong, right?!
THE LOVE WITCH (2016)This movie cast a spell on me
CHUCKY (The whole FRANCHISE) CHUCKY has the best franchise ... fight me!
Casper (1995)Fun! Should have watched with the kids.
THE MIST (2007)Didn't we see this happen in 2020?
THE ALLIGATOR PEOPLE (1959)Wow, Lon Chaney sure hates those 'gators.
THE WICKER MAN (1973)Summerisle welcomes visitors in a special way.
The Cabin in The WoodsI can only think of Cockraiser now.
You're NextRather attend this family dinner than mine.
TRICK'R'TREAT (2007)This town takes Halloween very, very seriously
THE CONJURING 2 (2016) England swings like a ghostly pendulum do.
WNUF Halloween Special (2013, dir. Chris LaMartina)My 70th movie. I'm officially #ScaryMovieMonth'd out.
Glorious (2022 Rebekah McKendry)Schillinger and pantless Jason Stackhouse, not on HBO?
SUSPERIA (1977) That's just daily life at ballet school.
31 (2016)"Running Man" if every stalker sang opera.
The Black Phone (2021) (October 12)Ethan makes a surprisingly good child killer!Sorry, I'm about to do a dump of I'm guessing mostly uninspired catch-up reviews before I watch Movie No. 40 of the month. Mikko - I'll date them in case you want to adjust your stats accordingly! :)
Halloween (2018) (October 13)Nice to see some podcasters get murdered. :P
Halloween Kills (October 13)I'll be glad when Halloween finally ends.
Halloween Ends (October 14)A new beginning? Nope, title doesn't lie.
A Quiet Place (2018) (October 15)Missed opportunity for stair nail running gag.
A Quiet Place Part II (2020) (October 15)Think the army would've figured this out...
Nope (2022) (October 15)Making things perform is a bad idea?
Silver Bullet (1985) (October 16)Drunk Uncle Busey is the best Busey.
Incident in a Ghostland (2018) (October 17)Sorry, who greenlit little girl torture porn?
The Guest (2014) (October 17)This movie just kicks so much ass.
It Comes at NIght (2017) (October 19)Spoiler Alert: Nothing really comes at night.
Zombieland (2009) (October 22)Bill Murray gets what he apparently deserves!
Eden Lake (2008) (October 23)You could do American remake with MAGAs.
Poltergeist (1982) (October 24)It's so obvious Spielberg DIDN'T direct this.
SLEEPY HOLLOW (1999) I think the Hessian made a mess-ian.
Halloween 4K (1978)It is one of my favorite movies.
Halloween EndsHappy Halloween and Scary Movie Month everybody!
House of Darkness (2022) Oh, so it is, in fact, that
Midsommar (2019) (October 18 - some of my reviews disappeared - site doesn’t like too many posts too quickly?)Old man gets hammered at retirement party.
Muppets Haunted Mansion (2021) That prawn's got crabs. Peppe, ya burnt.
The Thing (1982)Somehow it just gets better every time.Happy Halloween everybody, and thanks for a great Scary Movie Month! Mikko you're a champ!
Alien: Covenant (2017) Walter's accent makes me want to die!
Barbarian (2022) "Yikes..." "Nope" "Oh yikes" "Aweeee" - My Wife
The Shining (1980), first time seeing in a theatrePhenomenal movie to cap SMM! Happy Halloween!
V/H/S 99 (2022) Story brought to you by Mad Libs! Happy Halloween and Scary Movie Month! Had so much fun reading all your reviews and can't wait for next year!
Doctor Sleep (2019-director's cut)Works as book adaptation and movie sequel
Kenny & Company (1976)Instantly one of my favorite Coscarelli movies
The Bat (1959)One of my unseen Vincent Price's. Not great.
The Return of the Living Dead (1985) (October 21)Half-dog might be best zombie gag ever.
Barbarian (2022) (October 25 - thought I posted this before but couldn’t find it)A Long time, not a good time.
Cheap Thrills (2013) (October 27)This movie just keeps getting more relevant.
Terrifier 2 (2022) (October 27)I liked Terrifier *before* it was cool.
The Mummy (1959; Dir. Terence Fisher) The epitome of “fuck around and find out.”
Zombieland: Double Tap (2019) (October 28)Not great but better than I expected!
THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW (1975) Hey, where's my fishnets? Happy Halloween, everybody!
The Lost Boys (1987)When Kiefer couldn't see himself in Mirrors
Get Out (2017) (October 28)Warning: Very disturbing scene involving Froot Loops.
Grindhouse (2007) double featurePlanet Terror (Robert Rodriguez)Rose's thorns are made of hot lead.Death Proof (Quentin Tarantino)A hangout movie with some ball(bearing)s
Breeder (2020) (October 29)The Supreme Court would probably okay this.
Raw (2016)The French are pretty chill about nudity
The Shining (1980)Jack isn't bourbon, what does it mean?
Robot Monster (1953) in 3-D!Was not prepared for the overt horniness.
The Faculty (1998 - Robert Rodriguez)"Let's fight toxic culture!" "Better idea: Coffee!"
Happy Halloween, F-Heads!Tusk (2014)And the Oscar goes to... Michael Parks!
Dark Glasses (2022 Dario Argento)Ilenia Pastorelli far sexier than Karl Malden
The Munsters (2022)Crucial cameo from The Creature cleverly crafted.
X (2022 Ty West) (Last film of the month!)Digging through mud for Pearls, with Firestone!
HACK-O-LANTERN (1988)1980s horror blended up, served very light.
WNUF Out There Megatape (2022)Feature-length tribute to “tracking”control on VCR.
CLUE (1985) To make long review short— too late.
We Need To Do Something (2021)Nuclear family experiences a major meltdown: WITCHES!
Resurrection (2022)Give this little film credit for GOING THERE!
Barbarian (2022)Characters make bad choices because horror movie
Horror of Dracula (1958)Might we suggest: the perfect horror film?
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987; Dir. Chuck Russell) Agree this is the best Nightmare, right?
Halloween II (1981) forgot to post on day 2A literal graveyard shift at Haddonfield Memorial.
The Hills Have Eyes (2006) (October 30)Violent mutants - business as usual in Nevada.
Trick ‘r Treat (2007)Logan Roy learns true meaning of Halloween.
We're officially in November now, and I've done the final tally. The final number of reviews for Scary Movie Month 2022 is 2148.Numbers for all the years:2010 - 125 reviews2011 - 4352012 - 10032013 - 14292014 - 22882015 - 29072016 - 30992017 - 31852018 - 28342019 - 27162020 - 32122021 - 33832022 - 2148