Just a heads up: the last day'ss reviews will be counted shortly after every timezone has crossed into November, so please get your reviews in before midnight. Thank you and have a happy Halloween everyone!
Sorry, I'm about to do a dump of I'm guessing mostly uninspired catch-up reviews before I watch Movie No. 40 of the month. Mikko - I'll date them in case you want to adjust your stats accordingly! :)
Just a heads up: the last day'ss reviews will be counted shortly after every timezone has crossed into November, so please get your reviews in before midnight. Thank you and have a happy Halloween everyone!
ReplyDeleteThanks for your tallying work, sir. You rule! 🤟😀
DeleteThank you, kind sir!
DeleteAppreciate you, Mikko! <3
DeleteThanks for your contribution, Mikko! Happy Halloween.
DeleteKiitos.
DeleteThanks guys!
DeleteBram Stoker's Dracula, dir Frances Ford Coppola, 1992
ReplyDeleteDracula gets 20% horiner with every watch
Dawn of the Dead (1978) 3-D
ReplyDeleteFlygirl’s right: Canadian zombies much more polite.
DOCTOR SLEEP (2019, Dir. Mike Flanagan)
ReplyDeleteFamily name was il Cappello before immigrating.
Men (2022, dir. Alex Garland)
ReplyDeleteIs this village where Tanner is from?
The Munsters (2022)
ReplyDeleteLester in real estate, that's my movie.
Casper (1995)
ReplyDeleteIt didn't have to be this good
I've heard you mention this too many times to NOT watch it. Bonus, it's on Canadian netflix.
DeleteABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEET FRANKENSTEIN (1948)
ReplyDelete"Chick!" "Chick!" "Chick!" "Chick!" "Chick!" "Chick!" "Chick!"
cackling
DeleteBehind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon (2006)
ReplyDeleteThis meta-slasher is empowering itself with cock.
Barbarian (2022)
ReplyDeleteProof that B&Bs are worse than Detroit.
The Crow (1994)
ReplyDelete"What in the crap..." all-timer lines.
Barbarian (2022)
ReplyDeleteYou gotta love to hate Justin Long.
Everything Everywhere All At Once (2022)
ReplyDeleteHot dog fingers counts as body horror.
The Stuff (1985 via JBB Last Drive In S1)
ReplyDeleteLove Cohens theme commitment....Killer Marshmallow Fluff!
ReplyDeleteFrankenstein (1931)
My adoration of this movie widespread....Universal.
(PS: THANKS ALL for an amazing movie month! The Scary Movie challenge had me watching a ton more horror and i LOVED it. Y'all rock!!!!)
Dead Silence (2007)
ReplyDeleteThe best puppets are cut by jigsaw
The Hunger (1983)
ReplyDeleteTony Scott really likes curtains...and blue.
The Descent (2005 - Neil Marshall)
ReplyDeleteTricking your friends into cave? Not decent!
Muppets Haunted Mansion (2021)
ReplyDelete70s holdovers already haunting their own movie
CASPER (1995)
ReplyDeleteSurprised "ghost psychiatrist" isn't a reality show.
Hatchet (2006, dir. Adam Green)
ReplyDeleteHaunted Area Tour Catches Heartache, Exasperation, Trouble.
The Manster (1959, dir. George Breakston & Kenneth G. Crane)
Malicious Analyst's Noxious Substance Transforms Easygoing Reporter.
THE MIDNIGHT HOUR (1985)
ReplyDeleteEvery zombie movie should have musical numbers.
Eaten Alive (1976) I thought Patrick didn't like mean movies?
ReplyDeleteTerrifier 2 (2022) I was mistaken. Patrick loves mean movies.
Popcorn
ReplyDeleteChicken Soup for the Horror Lover's Soul.
Ready or Not
ReplyDeleteSamara Weaving needs to be in everything.
Popcorn (1991)
ReplyDeleteI like my revenge with extra butter.
Psycho 3
ReplyDeleteYou better not go kissing Norman's mother.
Satan's Little Helper
ReplyDeleteNeeded to walk around the block after.
Saw VI
ReplyDeleteI support John Kramer's views on healthcare.
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ReplyDeleteScream (original)
ReplyDeleteAll these rules, yet no Dua Lipa.
(I broke the rules of the 7-word review by accidentally posting a 6-word review last time, thus my deleted comment above)
Scream 2
ReplyDeleteSomehow forgot half the cast til now.
The Munsters (2022)
ReplyDeleteMy biggest laugh? "Remains to be seen."
Out There Halloween Mega Tape
ReplyDeleteTarget audience: 90s TV watchers, cult escapees.
We Need To Do Something
ReplyDeleteJust so glad I'm a cat person.
The Invisible Woman (1940)
ReplyDeletePossibly the "good for her" cinema urtext?
The Barn (2016)
ReplyDeleteWhat's with dudes in cloaks this month?
WENDELL AND WILD (2021)
ReplyDeleteRaises tons of questions about the afterlife.
THE DEAD ZONE (1983)
ReplyDeleteWalken says the future needs more cowbell.
BARBARIAN (2022)
ReplyDeleteThis movie was funded by Big Hotel
RESURRECTION (2022)
ReplyDeleteRebecca Hall can do no wrong, right?!
THE LOVE WITCH (2016)
ReplyDeleteThis movie cast a spell on me
CHUCKY (The whole FRANCHISE)
ReplyDeleteCHUCKY has the best franchise ... fight me!
Casper (1995)
ReplyDeleteFun! Should have watched with the kids.
THE MIST (2007)
ReplyDeleteDidn't we see this happen in 2020?
THE ALLIGATOR PEOPLE (1959)
ReplyDeleteWow, Lon Chaney sure hates those 'gators.
THE WICKER MAN (1973)
ReplyDeleteSummerisle welcomes visitors in a special way.
The Cabin in The Woods
ReplyDeleteI can only think of Cockraiser now.
You're Next
ReplyDeleteRather attend this family dinner than mine.
TRICK'R'TREAT (2007)
ReplyDeleteThis town takes Halloween very, very seriously
THE CONJURING 2 (2016)
ReplyDeleteEngland swings like a ghostly pendulum do.
WNUF Halloween Special (2013, dir. Chris LaMartina)
ReplyDeleteMy 70th movie. I'm officially #ScaryMovieMonth'd out.
Glorious (2022 Rebekah McKendry)
ReplyDeleteSchillinger and pantless Jason Stackhouse, not on HBO?
SUSPERIA (1977)
ReplyDeleteThat's just daily life at ballet school.
31 (2016)
ReplyDelete"Running Man" if every stalker sang opera.
The Black Phone (2021) (October 12)
ReplyDeleteEthan makes a surprisingly good child killer!
Sorry, I'm about to do a dump of I'm guessing mostly uninspired catch-up reviews before I watch Movie No. 40 of the month. Mikko - I'll date them in case you want to adjust your stats accordingly! :)
Halloween (2018) (October 13)
ReplyDeleteNice to see some podcasters get murdered. :P
Halloween Kills (October 13)
ReplyDeleteI'll be glad when Halloween finally ends.
Halloween Ends (October 14)
ReplyDeleteA new beginning? Nope, title doesn't lie.
A Quiet Place (2018) (October 15)
ReplyDeleteMissed opportunity for stair nail running gag.
A Quiet Place Part II (2020) (October 15)
ReplyDeleteThink the army would've figured this out...
Nope (2022) (October 15)
ReplyDeleteMaking things perform is a bad idea?
Silver Bullet (1985) (October 16)
ReplyDeleteDrunk Uncle Busey is the best Busey.
Incident in a Ghostland (2018) (October 17)
ReplyDeleteSorry, who greenlit little girl torture porn?
The Guest (2014) (October 17)
ReplyDeleteThis movie just kicks so much ass.
It Comes at NIght (2017) (October 19)
ReplyDeleteSpoiler Alert: Nothing really comes at night.
Zombieland (2009) (October 22)
ReplyDeleteBill Murray gets what he apparently deserves!
Eden Lake (2008) (October 23)
ReplyDeleteYou could do American remake with MAGAs.
Poltergeist (1982) (October 24)
ReplyDeleteIt's so obvious Spielberg DIDN'T direct this.
SLEEPY HOLLOW (1999)
ReplyDeleteI think the Hessian made a mess-ian.
Halloween 4K (1978)
ReplyDeleteIt is one of my favorite movies.
Halloween Ends
ReplyDeleteHappy Halloween and Scary Movie Month everybody!
House of Darkness (2022)
ReplyDeleteOh, so it is, in fact, that
Midsommar (2019) (October 18 - some of my reviews disappeared - site doesn’t like too many posts too quickly?)
ReplyDeleteOld man gets hammered at retirement party.
Muppets Haunted Mansion (2021)
ReplyDeleteThat prawn's got crabs. Peppe, ya burnt.
The Thing (1982)
ReplyDeleteSomehow it just gets better every time.
Happy Halloween everybody, and thanks for a great Scary Movie Month! Mikko you're a champ!
Alien: Covenant (2017)
ReplyDeleteWalter's accent makes me want to die!
Barbarian (2022)
ReplyDelete"Yikes..."
"Nope"
"Oh yikes"
"Aweeee"
- My Wife
The Shining (1980), first time seeing in a theatre
ReplyDeletePhenomenal movie to cap SMM! Happy Halloween!
V/H/S 99 (2022)
ReplyDeleteStory brought to you by Mad Libs!
Happy Halloween and Scary Movie Month! Had so much fun reading all your reviews and can't wait for next year!
Doctor Sleep (2019-director's cut)
ReplyDeleteWorks as book adaptation and movie sequel
Kenny & Company (1976)
ReplyDeleteInstantly one of my favorite Coscarelli movies
The Bat (1959)
ReplyDeleteOne of my unseen Vincent Price's. Not great.
The Return of the Living Dead (1985) (October 21)
ReplyDeleteHalf-dog might be best zombie gag ever.
Barbarian (2022) (October 25 - thought I posted this before but couldn’t find it)
ReplyDeleteA Long time, not a good time.
Cheap Thrills (2013) (October 27)
ReplyDeleteThis movie just keeps getting more relevant.
Terrifier 2 (2022) (October 27)
ReplyDeleteI liked Terrifier *before* it was cool.
The Mummy (1959; Dir. Terence Fisher)
ReplyDeleteThe epitome of “fuck around and find out.”
Zombieland: Double Tap (2019) (October 28)
ReplyDeleteNot great but better than I expected!
THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW (1975)
ReplyDeleteHey, where's my fishnets? Happy Halloween, everybody!
The Lost Boys (1987)
ReplyDeleteWhen Kiefer couldn't see himself in Mirrors
Get Out (2017) (October 28)
ReplyDeleteWarning: Very disturbing scene involving Froot Loops.
Grindhouse (2007) double feature
ReplyDeletePlanet Terror (Robert Rodriguez)
Rose's thorns are made of hot lead.
Death Proof (Quentin Tarantino)
A hangout movie with some ball(bearing)s
Breeder (2020) (October 29)
ReplyDeleteThe Supreme Court would probably okay this.
Raw (2016)
ReplyDeleteThe French are pretty chill about nudity
The Shining (1980)
ReplyDeleteJack isn't bourbon, what does it mean?
Robot Monster (1953) in 3-D!
ReplyDeleteWas not prepared for the overt horniness.
The Faculty (1998 - Robert Rodriguez)
ReplyDelete"Let's fight toxic culture!" "Better idea: Coffee!"
Happy Halloween, F-Heads!
ReplyDeleteTusk (2014)
And the Oscar goes to... Michael Parks!
Dark Glasses (2022 Dario Argento)
ReplyDeleteIlenia Pastorelli far sexier than Karl Malden
The Munsters (2022)
ReplyDeleteCrucial cameo from The Creature cleverly crafted.
X (2022 Ty West) (Last film of the month!)
ReplyDeleteDigging through mud for Pearls, with Firestone!
HACK-O-LANTERN (1988)
ReplyDelete1980s horror blended up, served very light.
WNUF Out There Megatape (2022)
ReplyDeleteFeature-length tribute to “tracking”
control on VCR.
CLUE (1985)
ReplyDeleteTo make long review short— too late.
We Need To Do Something (2021)
ReplyDeleteNuclear family experiences a major meltdown: WITCHES!
Resurrection (2022)
ReplyDeleteGive this little film credit for GOING THERE!
Barbarian (2022)
ReplyDeleteCharacters make bad choices because horror movie
Horror of Dracula (1958)
ReplyDeleteMight we suggest: the perfect horror film?
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987; Dir. Chuck Russell)
ReplyDeleteAgree this is the best Nightmare, right?
Halloween II (1981) forgot to post on day 2
ReplyDeleteA literal graveyard shift at Haddonfield Memorial.
The Hills Have Eyes (2006) (October 30)
ReplyDeleteViolent mutants - business as usual in Nevada.
Trick ‘r Treat (2007)
ReplyDeleteLogan Roy learns true meaning of Halloween.
We're officially in November now, and I've done the final tally. The final number of reviews for Scary Movie Month 2022 is 2148.
ReplyDeleteNumbers for all the years:
2010 - 125 reviews
2011 - 435
2012 - 1003
2013 - 1429
2014 - 2288
2015 - 2907
2016 - 3099
2017 - 3185
2018 - 2834
2019 - 2716
2020 - 3212
2021 - 3383
2022 - 2148