Monday, October 31, 2022

Scary Movie Challenge 2022 Day 31

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  1. Just a heads up: the last day'ss reviews will be counted shortly after every timezone has crossed into November, so please get your reviews in before midnight. Thank you and have a happy Halloween everyone!

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  2. Bram Stoker's Dracula, dir Frances Ford Coppola, 1992

    Dracula gets 20% horiner with every watch

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  3. Dawn of the Dead (1978) 3-D

    Flygirl’s right: Canadian zombies much more polite.

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  4. DOCTOR SLEEP (2019, Dir. Mike Flanagan)

    Family name was il Cappello before immigrating.

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  5. Men (2022, dir. Alex Garland)

    Is this village where Tanner is from?

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  6. Scooby-Doo (2002)

    Laughed way more than expected, but still

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  7. The Munsters (2022)

    Lester in real estate, that's my movie.

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  8. Casper (1995)

    It didn't have to be this good

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    1. I've heard you mention this too many times to NOT watch it. Bonus, it's on Canadian netflix.

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  9. ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEET FRANKENSTEIN (1948)

    "Chick!" "Chick!" "Chick!" "Chick!" "Chick!" "Chick!" "Chick!"

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  10. Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon (2006)

    This meta-slasher is empowering itself with cock.

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  11. Barbarian (2022)

    Proof that B&Bs are worse than Detroit.

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  12. The Crow (1994)

    "What in the crap..." all-timer lines.

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  13. Barbarian (2022)

    You gotta love to hate Justin Long.

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  14. Everything Everywhere All At Once (2022)

    Hot dog fingers counts as body horror.

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  15. The Stuff (1985 via JBB Last Drive In S1)

    Love Cohens theme commitment....Killer Marshmallow Fluff!

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  16. Frankenstein (1931)

    My adoration of this movie widespread....Universal.

    (PS: THANKS ALL for an amazing movie month! The Scary Movie challenge had me watching a ton more horror and i LOVED it. Y'all rock!!!!)

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  17. Dead Silence (2007)

    The best puppets are cut by jigsaw

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  18. The Hunger (1983)

    Tony Scott really likes curtains...and blue.

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  19. The Descent (2005 - Neil Marshall)
    Tricking your friends into cave? Not decent!

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  20. Muppets Haunted Mansion (2021)

    70s holdovers already haunting their own movie

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  21. CASPER (1995)

    Surprised "ghost psychiatrist" isn't a reality show.

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  22. Hatchet (2006, dir. Adam Green)

    Haunted Area Tour Catches Heartache, Exasperation, Trouble.

    The Manster (1959, dir. George Breakston & Kenneth G. Crane)

    Malicious Analyst's Noxious Substance Transforms Easygoing Reporter.

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  23. THE MIDNIGHT HOUR (1985)

    Every zombie movie should have musical numbers.

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  24. Eaten Alive (1976) I thought Patrick didn't like mean movies?

    Terrifier 2 (2022) I was mistaken. Patrick loves mean movies.

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  25. Night of the Living Dead (1968)

    End the best month with a classic.

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  26. Popcorn

    Chicken Soup for the Horror Lover's Soul.

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  27. Ready or Not

    Samara Weaving needs to be in everything.

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  28. Popcorn (1991)

    I like my revenge with extra butter.

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  29. Psycho 3

    You better not go kissing Norman's mother.

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  30. Satan's Little Helper

    Needed to walk around the block after.

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  31. Saw VI

    I support John Kramer's views on healthcare.

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  33. Scream (original)

    All these rules, yet no Dua Lipa.

    (I broke the rules of the 7-word review by accidentally posting a 6-word review last time, thus my deleted comment above)

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  34. Scream 2

    Somehow forgot half the cast til now.

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  35. The Munsters (2022)

    My biggest laugh? "Remains to be seen."

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  36. Out There Halloween Mega Tape

    Target audience: 90s TV watchers, cult escapees.

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  37. We Need To Do Something

    Just so glad I'm a cat person.

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  38. The Invisible Woman (1940)

    Possibly the "good for her" cinema urtext?

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  39. The Barn (2016)

    What's with dudes in cloaks this month?

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  40. WENDELL AND WILD (2021)

    Raises tons of questions about the afterlife.

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  41. THE DEAD ZONE (1983)
    Walken says the future needs more cowbell.

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  42. BARBARIAN (2022)
    This movie was funded by Big Hotel

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  43. RESURRECTION (2022)
    Rebecca Hall can do no wrong, right?!

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  44. THE LOVE WITCH (2016)
    This movie cast a spell on me

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  45. CHUCKY (The whole FRANCHISE)

    CHUCKY has the best franchise ... fight me!

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  46. Casper (1995)

    Fun! Should have watched with the kids.

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  47. THE MIST (2007)

    Didn't we see this happen in 2020?

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  48. THE ALLIGATOR PEOPLE (1959)

    Wow, Lon Chaney sure hates those 'gators.

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  49. THE WICKER MAN (1973)

    Summerisle welcomes visitors in a special way.

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  50. The Cabin in The Woods

    I can only think of Cockraiser now.

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  51. You're Next

    Rather attend this family dinner than mine.

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  52. TRICK'R'TREAT (2007)

    This town takes Halloween very, very seriously

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  53. THE CONJURING 2 (2016)

    England swings like a ghostly pendulum do.

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  54. WNUF Halloween Special (2013, dir. Chris LaMartina)

    My 70th movie. I'm officially #ScaryMovieMonth'd out.

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  55. Glorious (2022 Rebekah McKendry)

    Schillinger and pantless Jason Stackhouse, not on HBO?

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  56. SUSPERIA (1977)

    That's just daily life at ballet school.

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  57. 31 (2016)

    "Running Man" if every stalker sang opera.

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  58. The Black Phone (2021) (October 12)

    Ethan makes a surprisingly good child killer!

    Sorry, I'm about to do a dump of I'm guessing mostly uninspired catch-up reviews before I watch Movie No. 40 of the month. Mikko - I'll date them in case you want to adjust your stats accordingly! :)

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  59. Halloween (2018) (October 13)

    Nice to see some podcasters get murdered. :P

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  60. Halloween Kills (October 13)

    I'll be glad when Halloween finally ends.

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  61. Halloween Ends (October 14)

    A new beginning? Nope, title doesn't lie.

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  62. A Quiet Place (2018) (October 15)

    Missed opportunity for stair nail running gag.

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  63. A Quiet Place Part II (2020) (October 15)

    Think the army would've figured this out...

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  64. Nope (2022) (October 15)

    Making things perform is a bad idea?

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  65. Silver Bullet (1985) (October 16)

    Drunk Uncle Busey is the best Busey.

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  66. Incident in a Ghostland (2018) (October 17)

    Sorry, who greenlit little girl torture porn?

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  67. The Guest (2014) (October 17)

    This movie just kicks so much ass.

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  68. It Comes at NIght (2017) (October 19)

    Spoiler Alert: Nothing really comes at night.

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  69. Zombieland (2009) (October 22)

    Bill Murray gets what he apparently deserves!

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  70. Eden Lake (2008) (October 23)

    You could do American remake with MAGAs.

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  71. Poltergeist (1982) (October 24)

    It's so obvious Spielberg DIDN'T direct this.

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  72. SLEEPY HOLLOW (1999)

    I think the Hessian made a mess-ian.

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  73. Halloween 4K (1978)

    It is one of my favorite movies.

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  74. Halloween Ends

    Happy Halloween and Scary Movie Month everybody!

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  75. House of Darkness (2022)

    Oh, so it is, in fact, that

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  76. Midsommar (2019) (October 18 - some of my reviews disappeared - site doesn’t like too many posts too quickly?)

    Old man gets hammered at retirement party.

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  77. Muppets Haunted Mansion (2021)

    That prawn's got crabs. Peppe, ya burnt.

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  78. The Thing (1982)

    Somehow it just gets better every time.

    Happy Halloween everybody, and thanks for a great Scary Movie Month! Mikko you're a champ!

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  79. Alien: Covenant (2017)

    Walter's accent makes me want to die!

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  80. Barbarian (2022)

    "Yikes..."
    "Nope"
    "Oh yikes"
    "Aweeee"
    - My Wife

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  81. The Shining (1980), first time seeing in a theatre

    Phenomenal movie to cap SMM! Happy Halloween!

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  82. V/H/S 99 (2022)

    Story brought to you by Mad Libs!

    Happy Halloween and Scary Movie Month! Had so much fun reading all your reviews and can't wait for next year!

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  83. Doctor Sleep (2019-director's cut)

    Works as book adaptation and movie sequel

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  84. Kenny & Company (1976)

    Instantly one of my favorite Coscarelli movies

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  85. The Bat (1959)

    One of my unseen Vincent Price's. Not great.

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  86. The Return of the Living Dead (1985) (October 21)

    Half-dog might be best zombie gag ever.

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  87. Barbarian (2022) (October 25 - thought I posted this before but couldn’t find it)

    A Long time, not a good time.

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  88. Cheap Thrills (2013) (October 27)

    This movie just keeps getting more relevant.

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  89. Terrifier 2 (2022) (October 27)

    I liked Terrifier *before* it was cool.

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  90. The Mummy (1959; Dir. Terence Fisher)

    The epitome of “fuck around and find out.”

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  91. Zombieland: Double Tap (2019) (October 28)

    Not great but better than I expected!

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  92. THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW (1975)

    Hey, where's my fishnets? Happy Halloween, everybody!

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  93. The Lost Boys (1987)

    When Kiefer couldn't see himself in Mirrors

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  94. Get Out (2017) (October 28)

    Warning: Very disturbing scene involving Froot Loops.

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  95. Grindhouse (2007) double feature

    Planet Terror (Robert Rodriguez)

    Rose's thorns are made of hot lead.

    Death Proof (Quentin Tarantino)

    A hangout movie with some ball(bearing)s

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  96. Breeder (2020) (October 29)

    The Supreme Court would probably okay this.

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  97. Raw (2016)

    The French are pretty chill about nudity

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  98. The Shining (1980)

    Jack isn't bourbon, what does it mean?

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  99. Robot Monster (1953) in 3-D!

    Was not prepared for the overt horniness.

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  100. The Faculty (1998 - Robert Rodriguez)
    "Let's fight toxic culture!" "Better idea: Coffee!"

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  101. Happy Halloween, F-Heads!

    Tusk (2014)

    And the Oscar goes to... Michael Parks!

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  102. Dark Glasses (2022 Dario Argento)

    Ilenia Pastorelli far sexier than Karl Malden

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  103. The Munsters (2022)

    Crucial cameo from The Creature cleverly crafted.

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  104. X (2022 Ty West) (Last film of the month!)

    Digging through mud for Pearls, with Firestone!

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  105. HACK-O-LANTERN (1988)

    1980s horror blended up, served very light.

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  106. WNUF Out There Megatape (2022)
    Feature-length tribute to “tracking”
    control on VCR.

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  107. CLUE (1985)

    To make long review short— too late.

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  108. We Need To Do Something (2021)
    Nuclear family experiences a major meltdown: WITCHES!

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  109. Resurrection (2022)
    Give this little film credit for GOING THERE!

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  110. Barbarian (2022)

    Characters make bad choices because horror movie

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  111. Horror of Dracula (1958)
    Might we suggest: the perfect horror film?

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  112. A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987; Dir. Chuck Russell)

    Agree this is the best Nightmare, right?

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  113. Halloween II (1981) forgot to post on day 2

    A literal graveyard shift at Haddonfield Memorial.

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  114. The Hills Have Eyes (2006) (October 30)

    Violent mutants - business as usual in Nevada.

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  115. Trick ‘r Treat (2007)

    Logan Roy learns true meaning of Halloween.

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  116. We're officially in November now, and I've done the final tally. The final number of reviews for Scary Movie Month 2022 is 2148.

    Numbers for all the years:

    2010 - 125 reviews
    2011 - 435
    2012 - 1003
    2013 - 1429
    2014 - 2288
    2015 - 2907
    2016 - 3099
    2017 - 3185
    2018 - 2834
    2019 - 2716
    2020 - 3212
    2021 - 3383
    2022 - 2148

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