Jamie Blanks' URBAN LEGEND (1998, PLUTO).Pembleton University's Bechdel Test failure rate: 100%.OR"Let's Scare Alicia Witt to Death... AGAIN!"
Rob Reiner's MISERY (1990, Kino Lorber 4K UHD), First time seeing the movie in 4K. Also streaming on HBO Max.Reiner. King. Goldman. Sonnenfeld. Kurtzman. Nicotero. SOLD!ORCaan. Bates. Farnsworth. Sternhagen. Bacall. Mic drop.
Zach Cregger's BARBARIAN (2022, theater) for the first time.Decades-old VHS didn't fade/snap? Yeah right!ORIf only Mac guy got PC sooner.
Survival of the Dead (2009)Romero's final thesis: Irish worse than Zombies.
ORPHAN: FIRST KILL (2022, Dir. William Brent Bell)Good twists require a bit of Stiles.
Jeepers Creepers: Reborn (2022)Pro: No pedophile director.Con: Everything else.
THE CURSE OF THE MUMMY'S TOMB (1964)Those British actors are not convincing ArabsorCrass Americans should not fund Egyptian excavations
Hellraiser: Deader (2005)This is certainly the seventh Hellraiser movie.
Halloween H20, dir Steve Minor, 1998The Night Will meet the real LaurieImproper use of dumbwaiter leads to accidents
Terrifier (2016)Officially joined PB’s “Reluctant Terrifier Fan Club”
Frankenstein Created Woman (1967, dir. Terence Fisher)Frankenstein fashions fantastical fiend, facilitates freaky Friday.
CABIN IN THE WOODS (2011)Question: Why isn't Kristen Connolly more famous???
Jeepers Creepers (2001, Dir. Victor Salva)I guess if Myers learned to drive...
Hocus Pocus 2 (2022)"Sandersons are glad Mary picked the roombas."
The Autopsy of Jane Doe (2016)Morgue Party! People dyin to get in!
DEMONOID (1981) Does EVERY mummified hand have a curse?
Frankenstein 1970 (1958)Whatever the production, Karloff gives his all.
Vampire (1979, dir. E.W. Swackhamer)Egbert Warnderink Swackhamer, best name in Hollywood.
Rumpelstiltskin (1995)Rump has a complicated understanding of adoption.
Dream Demon (1988) Timothy Spall eating grossly: a cinematic terror.
THE VIDEO DEAD (1987) TV really will rot your brains, kids.
Hellraiser: Hellseeker (2002, dir. Rick Bota)Dean gets taste of his own Mayhem™
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Apaches (1977) dir. John MackenzieI wanna drive tractors even more now.
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Meyers (1988) Jamie’s classmates kinda deserve to meet Michael.
HOLLYWOOD MEAT CLEAVER MASSACRE (1977) Not one meat cleaver to be found.
Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)"Winds, winds, winds, winds, winds, WINDS...winds?"
The Mummy (1959)Al Jolson unavailable to play an Egyptian.
Zombie (1979)Please eat the voodoo drum circle already
The Howling (1981)[crooning] Werewolves boning by an open fire...
Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993) We're all the monster in the mirror
Barbarian (2022)Honestly have been in worse roommate situations,
COMMUNION (1989) Obligatory "But Walken's already an alien" joke.
Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers (Theatrical Cut) 4KThis movie should not look this good.
Bordello of BloodI do a terrible Dennis Miller impression.
Hellraiser: BloodlineAlan Smithee is such an underrated director.
The Slumber Party Massacre (1982)Who hunts slugs with a meat cleaver?
THE BLOB (1958):What’s with the Dollar Tree Gregory Peck?
The Munsters (2022)I didnt shut if off..A win?
Friday the 13th (2009) Is it wrong that I liked it?
Comedy of Terrors (1963)"Jiggery Pokery" needs to make a comeback
Night Of The Living Dead (1968)Crusty old white dudes predictably ruining everything
Only Lovers Left Alive (2013)It appears there's one in every family.
Halloween Resurrection (2002)I don’t know why I watch this.
THE 4D MAN (1959) No actual 4D-ing until 50 minutes in.
Men (2022)Creepfest that puts the "tree" in "patriarchy."
The Munsters (2022)The grooviest ghoulies: still silly and sweet.
Ring (1998) Casual psychics in movies are my favourite!
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)Depp has the worst luck with beds.
LIFEFORCE (1985)Hooper: "What if Van Helsing fucked Dracula?"
A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's RevengeFreddy "comes out" of the dream world
The Funhouse (1981) - First-time watchUm not much fun in that house
Shutter Island (2010) Dir. Martin ScorseseThe worst doctors this side of Haddonfield.
The Blob (1988)As Marvin Shwarz says, what a picture.
Mystery Of The Wax Museum (1933) dir. Michael CurtizSaid "junky" so much...Hayes Code invented.
Brotherhood of the Wolf (2001)Home Aloned the shit outta that beast!
The Horror of Dracula (1958)Expected more Christopher Lee, but hey! Alfred!
JACK THE RIPPER (1976)Like Hammer, but with graphic boob severing.
MY BEST FRIEND'S EXORCISM (2022) No Phil Collins on the soundtrack? Blasphemy!
Smile (2022)If It Follows left blue balls; frown
Candyman (2021, dir. Nia DaCosta)Use "Knockin' Boots" in these movies, cowards!
The Gore Gore Girls (1972)Pound that ass, no not like that
BLACK SUNDAY (1960)In this one, Barbara's coming for them!
Smile (2022)Be a comedy and maybe I will.
Halloween Kills (2021)Evil is not even mildly inconvenienced tonight.orUnnecessary sequel to the unnecessary sequel? Unnecessary.
Abbott and Castello meet Frankenstein (1948)Chick got no chick, Wilbur be thicc
Under Wraps 2 (2022)Better than Everything Everywhere All At Once
Tales from the Crypt: Bordello of Blood(1996 Dir Gilbert Adler)Only slightly easier to watch than film
Mary Reilly (1996)Did John Malkovich turn into Tommy Wiseau?
Men (2022)Intensely, disturbingly scary— this one GOES THERE!
Time Walker AKA Being From Another Planet (Dir. Tom Kennedy 1982)MS3TK with Jack Palance and fungus amungusORAncient Alien Assault(ing University Science) Precinct 13
The Editor (Dir. Adam Brooks & Matthew Kennedy 2014)Giallo references and severed fingies a plenty!
Cassadaga (2011, Dir. Anthony DiBlasi)Louise Fletcher in a cheap-looking movie.
The Hitcher (Dir. Robert Harmon 1986)Wow, Star Trek's Quark tried interrogating Rutger?!?!?!
Mute Witness (1995)Talk about scared speechless, am i right?
Prince of Darkness (1987)Hey I remember my first green beer
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