Tuesday, October 4, 2022

Scary Movie Challenge 2022 Day 4

79 comments:

  1. Jamie Blanks' URBAN LEGEND (1998, PLUTO).

    Pembleton University's Bechdel Test failure rate: 100%.

    OR

    "Let's Scare Alicia Witt to Death... AGAIN!"

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  2. Rob Reiner's MISERY (1990, Kino Lorber 4K UHD), First time seeing the movie in 4K. Also streaming on HBO Max.

    Reiner. King. Goldman. Sonnenfeld. Kurtzman. Nicotero. SOLD!

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    Caan. Bates. Farnsworth. Sternhagen. Bacall. Mic drop.

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  3. Zach Cregger's BARBARIAN (2022, theater) for the first time.

    Decades-old VHS didn't fade/snap? Yeah right!

    OR

    If only Mac guy got PC sooner.

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  4. Survival of the Dead (2009)

    Romero's final thesis: Irish worse than Zombies.

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  5. ORPHAN: FIRST KILL (2022, Dir. William Brent Bell)

    Good twists require a bit of Stiles.

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  6. Jeepers Creepers: Reborn (2022)
    Pro: No pedophile director.
    Con: Everything else.

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  7. THE CURSE OF THE MUMMY'S TOMB (1964)

    Those British actors are not convincing Arabs
    or
    Crass Americans should not fund Egyptian excavations

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  8. Hellraiser: Deader (2005)

    This is certainly the seventh Hellraiser movie.

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  9. Halloween H20, dir Steve Minor, 1998

    The Night Will meet the real Laurie

    Improper use of dumbwaiter leads to accidents

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  10. Terrifier (2016)

    Officially joined PB’s “Reluctant Terrifier Fan Club”

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  11. Frankenstein Created Woman (1967, dir. Terence Fisher)

    Frankenstein fashions fantastical fiend, facilitates freaky Friday.

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  12. CABIN IN THE WOODS (2011)
    Question: Why isn't Kristen Connolly more famous???

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  13. Jeepers Creepers (2001, Dir. Victor Salva)
    I guess if Myers learned to drive...

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  14. Hocus Pocus 2 (2022)
    "Sandersons are glad Mary picked the roombas."

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  15. The Autopsy of Jane Doe (2016)

    Morgue Party! People dyin to get in!

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  16. DEMONOID (1981)

    Does EVERY mummified hand have a curse?

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  17. Frankenstein 1970 (1958)

    Whatever the production, Karloff gives his all.

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  18. Vampire (1979, dir. E.W. Swackhamer)

    Egbert Warnderink Swackhamer, best name in Hollywood.

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  19. Rumpelstiltskin (1995)

    Rump has a complicated understanding of adoption.

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  20. Dream Demon (1988)
    Timothy Spall eating grossly: a cinematic terror.

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  21. THE VIDEO DEAD (1987)

    TV really will rot your brains, kids.

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  22. Hellraiser: Hellseeker (2002, dir. Rick Bota)
    Dean gets taste of his own Mayhem™

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  24. Apaches (1977) dir. John Mackenzie

    I wanna drive tractors even more now.

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  25. Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Meyers (1988)

    Jamie’s classmates kinda deserve to meet Michael.

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  26. HOLLYWOOD MEAT CLEAVER MASSACRE (1977)

    Not one meat cleaver to be found.

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  27. Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)

    "Winds, winds, winds, winds, winds, WINDS...winds?"

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  28. The Mummy (1959)

    Al Jolson unavailable to play an Egyptian.

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  29. Zombie (1979)

    Please eat the voodoo drum circle already

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  30. The Howling (1981)

    [crooning] Werewolves boning by an open fire...

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  31. Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993)

    We're all the monster in the mirror

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  32. Barbarian (2022)

    Honestly have been in worse roommate situations,

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  33. COMMUNION (1989)

    Obligatory "But Walken's already an alien" joke.

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  34. Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers (Theatrical Cut) 4K

    This movie should not look this good.

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  35. Bordello of Blood

    I do a terrible Dennis Miller impression.

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  36. Hellraiser: Bloodline

    Alan Smithee is such an underrated director.

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  37. The Slumber Party Massacre (1982)

    Who hunts slugs with a meat cleaver?

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  38. THE BLOB (1958):

    What’s with the Dollar Tree Gregory Peck?

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  39. The Munsters (2022)

    I didnt shut if off..A win?

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  40. Friday the 13th (2009)

    Is it wrong that I liked it?

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  41. Comedy of Terrors (1963)
    "Jiggery Pokery" needs to make a comeback

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  42. Night Of The Living Dead (1968)
    Crusty old white dudes predictably ruining everything

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  43. Only Lovers Left Alive (2013)

    It appears there's one in every family.

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  44. Halloween Resurrection (2002)

    I don’t know why I watch this.

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  45. THE 4D MAN (1959)

    No actual 4D-ing until 50 minutes in.

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  46. Men (2022)

    Creepfest that puts the "tree" in "patriarchy."

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  47. The Munsters (2022)

    The grooviest ghoulies: still silly and sweet.

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  48. Ring (1998)

    Casual psychics in movies are my favourite!

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  49. A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

    Depp has the worst luck with beds.

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  50. LIFEFORCE (1985)

    Hooper: "What if Van Helsing fucked Dracula?"

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  51. A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge

    Freddy "comes out" of the dream world

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  52. The Funhouse (1981) - First-time watch

    Um not much fun in that house

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  53. Shutter Island (2010) Dir. Martin Scorsese

    The worst doctors this side of Haddonfield.

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  54. The Blob (1988)

    As Marvin Shwarz says, what a picture.

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  55. Mystery Of The Wax Museum (1933) dir. Michael Curtiz

    Said "junky" so much...Hayes Code invented.

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  56. Brotherhood of the Wolf (2001)

    Home Aloned the shit outta that beast!

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  57. The Horror of Dracula (1958)
    Expected more Christopher Lee, but hey! Alfred!

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  58. JACK THE RIPPER (1976)

    Like Hammer, but with graphic boob severing.

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  59. MY BEST FRIEND'S EXORCISM (2022)

    No Phil Collins on the soundtrack? Blasphemy!

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  60. Smile (2022)
    If It Follows left blue balls; frown

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  61. Candyman (2021, dir. Nia DaCosta)

    Use "Knockin' Boots" in these movies, cowards!

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  62. The Gore Gore Girls (1972)

    Pound that ass, no not like that

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  63. BLACK SUNDAY (1960)

    In this one, Barbara's coming for them!

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  64. Smile (2022)

    Be a comedy and maybe I will.

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  65. Halloween Kills (2021)

    Evil is not even mildly inconvenienced tonight.

    or

    Unnecessary sequel to the unnecessary sequel? Unnecessary.

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  66. Abbott and Castello meet Frankenstein (1948)

    Chick got no chick, Wilbur be thicc

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  67. Under Wraps 2 (2022)

    Better than Everything Everywhere All At Once

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  68. Tales from the Crypt: Bordello of Blood(1996 Dir Gilbert Adler)

    Only slightly easier to watch than film

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  69. Mary Reilly (1996)

    Did John Malkovich turn into Tommy Wiseau?

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  70. Men (2022)

    Intensely, disturbingly scary— this one GOES THERE!

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  71. Time Walker AKA Being From Another Planet (Dir. Tom Kennedy 1982)

    MS3TK with Jack Palance and fungus amungus
    OR
    Ancient Alien Assault(ing University Science) Precinct 13

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  72. The Editor (Dir. Adam Brooks & Matthew Kennedy 2014)

    Giallo references and severed fingies a plenty!

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  73. Cassadaga (2011, Dir. Anthony DiBlasi)

    Louise Fletcher in a cheap-looking movie.

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  74. The Hitcher (Dir. Robert Harmon 1986)

    Wow, Star Trek's Quark tried interrogating Rutger?!?!?!

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  75. Mute Witness (1995)

    Talk about scared speechless, am i right?

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  76. Prince of Darkness (1987)

    Hey I remember my first green beer

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