Jessica M. Thompson's THE INVITATION (2022, theater) for the first time.Lead couple's great chemistry helps ultra-predictable narrative.ORHugh Skinner's "Cousin Oliver" steals the show.
Halina Reijn's BODIES, BODIES, BODIES (2022, theater) for the first time.Twist ending saves/ruins movie. I vote...OR'Let the bodies hit the floor'... literally!
SPEAK NO EVIL (2022, Dir. Christian Tafdrup)A touch of Dutch gets too much.
Hellraiser: Hellworld (2005)Sorry Pinhead, these sights aren't that great.
Witchboard, dir Kevin S. Tenney, 1986She never gave back that Ouija BoardOrDon't trust cops who use magic metaphors
TerrorVision 1986"These home entertainment standards are killing me!"
CREATURE WITH THE ATOM BRAIN (1955) "Creature" looks like my junior high principal.
Dreamcatcher (2003)Honestly...this probably should've stayed a book.
LOVE AT FIRST BITE (1979)Drac wins landing at St. James Place.
SLEEPAWAY CAMP (1983) Angela's sitting on a not well-kept secret!
Doctor Sleep (2019)Pedicide aside, Rose the Hat is awesome.
They/Them (2022) Not good, but the Bacon still cooks.
Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth (1992, dir. Anthony Hickox)CD's an obsolete format, pins are forever.
Pulse (2001)Lots of red tape to see this.
Midsommar (2019)Relationship troubles? Just grin and Bear it.
THE GATE (1987) Kid loves fireworks and demonology. Not worrisome.
Rumpelstiltskin (1995)Rom is a personal favourite character actor.
Halloween Kills (2021)Evil dies tonight! Probably? Maybe? Not really.
Hellraiser: Deader (2005, dir. Rick Bota)Metaphorically stabbed my hard-to-reach spot
The Devil's Candy (2015) Possessed? You do that thing you do.
Demon KnightNeed red liquid to keep out landlord.
Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers (Producer's Cut)Paul Rudd is terrible in both cuts.
Halloween H20: Twenty Years LaterMichael's CGI mask is my spirit animal.
SPECIES (1995) I think this movie might be horny.
Escape the Field (2022)New reality dating show within five years.
Tigers Are Not Afraid (2017)Kids are the kings of this Kingdom
Terrifier (2016)Need palate cleanser after nasty, effective film.
The Curse of the Werewolf (1961)Boy has hairy palms? There's another explanation.orYoung Oliver Reed was such a hunk.
Diary of the Dead (2007)Ok, Survival and Diary aren't that bad.
We're All Going to the World's Fair (2021)The banal horror of being terminally online.
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The Shining (1980)Guy really struggles with working from home.
Wishmaster 2Well time to blow this popsicle stand.
Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Meyers (1989)Has it all: kittens, tattoos, slide whistles.or“Uncle Boogeyman, please don’t cry, just die.”
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)Remind me not to bowl with Nimoy.
ELVIRA, MISTRESS OF THE DARK (1988) Gonk should team up with Gonk Droid.
Homewrecker (2019) Movie's meh. Alex Essoe continues to rule.
Smile (2022)Jamie Lee Curtis Trauma-lympics 2022 gold medalist
Dr. Mordrid (1992)When "Doctor" sorcerer movies were actually good
My Boyfriend's Back (1993)"My boyfriend has such a nice back."
NEKROMANTIK (1987) Corpse sex, sure, but not the rabbit!!!
Halloween: ResurrectionWhat on earth is Dangertainment's business model?
Barbarian (2022) Definitely the world's scariest set of boobs.
Speak No Evil (2022)Aren't Dutch and Danish the same thing?
Prom Night (1980)So, this is a groovy Disco movie?
Terrifier 2 (2022)Art's a horror icon worth his salt.
Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City (2021) Dir. Johannes RobertsIt's just (ahh) a little gush (gush)
You’re Next (2011)Looking for the magic? This is it!
Chopping Mall(1986). There's dead malls and there's DEAD malls.
Get Out (2017)Still Jordan Peele’s best movie so far
Firestarter (2022 dir: Keith Thomas)Successfully captures originals tone. Really fucking dull
Maximum Overdrive (1986)Movie bad. Watch the original trailer instead.
DAYBREAKERS (2009):Vampire Hawke’s eyes somehow even more dreamy.
The Ambulance (Dir. Larry Cohen, 1990)Roberts' mullet rivals Blob 88 Kevin Dillon ORAl Neri, Mufasa... Stan Lee.....Victor Newman?!?!?!
AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON (1981) Jenny Agutter's attracted to his... animal magnetism.
Tremors (1990)Grabboids can't get the goods on Gross.
Beetlejuice (1988, dir. Tim Burton)Cowboy Beetlejuice gives me Bret Michaels vibes.
Carnival of Souls (1962)She's just not that into you dude
Beetlejuice (1988)Adds dead team to fantasy football roster
Castle Freak (1995, dir. Stuart Gordon)Weird Al's Rick James inspired halloween song.
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)Tough to eat egg rolls watching this
Boys From County Hell (2020)Favorite use of "c*nt" in a movie.
Hollow Man (2000)Probably Verhoeven - "no, more wang jiggle... MORE!"
Nightmare City (Dir. Umberto Lenzi 1980)Man, can Hugo Stiglitz sling an axe!
Grapes of Death (Dir. Jean Rollin 1978)Tainted pastry filling sequel, Crepes of Death!
X (2022 - To West)I think this is all for gator-aid.
The Blair Witch Project (1999)AKA every time I've gone to IKEA.
Bloodsuckers from Outer Space (Dir. Glen Coburn 1984)Need extra score? Bust out the Casio!
A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988, Dir. Renny Harlin)Freddy postures so well in this one.
The Kindred (1987, Dir. Stephen Carpenter, Jeffrey Obrow)There's Something Fishy happening in the basement
Ginger Snaps (2000) written by Karen Walton & John FawcettPixar’s live action adaptation of TURNING RED.
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