Jessica M. Thompson's THE INVITATION (2022, theater) for the first time.Lead couple's great chemistry helps ultra-predictable narrative.ORHugh Skinner's "Cousin Oliver" steals the show.
Halina Reijn's BODIES, BODIES, BODIES (2022, theater) for the first time.Twist ending saves/ruins movie. I vote...OR'Let the bodies hit the floor'... literally!
SPEAK NO EVIL (2022, Dir. Christian Tafdrup)A touch of Dutch gets too much.
Hellraiser: Hellworld (2005)Sorry Pinhead, these sights aren't that great.
Witchboard, dir Kevin S. Tenney, 1986She never gave back that Ouija BoardOrDon't trust cops who use magic metaphors
TerrorVision 1986"These home entertainment standards are killing me!"
CREATURE WITH THE ATOM BRAIN (1955) "Creature" looks like my junior high principal.
Dreamcatcher (2003)Honestly...this probably should've stayed a book.
LOVE AT FIRST BITE (1979)Drac wins landing at St. James Place.
SLEEPAWAY CAMP (1983) Angela's sitting on a not well-kept secret!
Doctor Sleep (2019)Pedicide aside, Rose the Hat is awesome.
They/Them (2022) Not good, but the Bacon still cooks.
Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth (1992, dir. Anthony Hickox)CD's an obsolete format, pins are forever.
Pulse (2001)Lots of red tape to see this.
Midsommar (2019)Relationship troubles? Just grin and Bear it.
THE GATE (1987) Kid loves fireworks and demonology. Not worrisome.
Rumpelstiltskin (1995)Rom is a personal favourite character actor.
Halloween Kills (2021)Evil dies tonight! Probably? Maybe? Not really.
Hellraiser: Deader (2005, dir. Rick Bota)Metaphorically stabbed my hard-to-reach spot
Demon KnightNeed red liquid to keep out landlord.
Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers (Producer's Cut)Paul Rudd is terrible in both cuts.
Halloween H20: Twenty Years LaterMichael's CGI mask is my spirit animal.
SPECIES (1995) I think this movie might be horny.
Escape the Field (2022)New reality dating show within five years.
Tigers Are Not Afraid (2017)Kids are the kings of this Kingdom
Terrifier (2016)Need palate cleanser after nasty, effective film.
The Curse of the Werewolf (1961)Boy has hairy palms? There's another explanation.orYoung Oliver Reed was such a hunk.
Diary of the Dead (2007)Ok, Survival and Diary aren't that bad.
We're All Going to the World's Fair (2021)The banal horror of being terminally online.
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The Shining (1980)Guy really struggles with working from home.
Wishmaster 2Well time to blow this popsicle stand.
Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Meyers (1989)Has it all: kittens, tattoos, slide whistles.or“Uncle Boogeyman, please don’t cry, just die.”
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)Remind me not to bowl with Nimoy.
ELVIRA, MISTRESS OF THE DARK (1988) Gonk should team up with Gonk Droid.
Smile (2022)Jamie Lee Curtis Trauma-lympics 2022 gold medalist
Dr. Mordrid (1992)When "Doctor" sorcerer movies were actually good
My Boyfriend's Back (1993)"My boyfriend has such a nice back."
NEKROMANTIK (1987) Corpse sex, sure, but not the rabbit!!!
Halloween: ResurrectionWhat on earth is Dangertainment's business model?
Barbarian (2022) Definitely the world's scariest set of boobs.
Speak No Evil (2022)Aren't Dutch and Danish the same thing?
Prom Night (1980)So, this is a groovy Disco movie?
Terrifier 2 (2022)Art's a horror icon worth his salt.
Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City (2021) Dir. Johannes RobertsIt's just (ahh) a little gush (gush)
You’re Next (2011)Looking for the magic? This is it!
Chopping Mall(1986). There's dead malls and there's DEAD malls.
Get Out (2017)Still Jordan Peele’s best movie so far
Firestarter (2022 dir: Keith Thomas)Successfully captures originals tone. Really fucking dull
Maximum Overdrive (1986)Movie bad. Watch the original trailer instead.
DAYBREAKERS (2009):Vampire Hawke’s eyes somehow even more dreamy.
The Ambulance (Dir. Larry Cohen, 1990)Roberts' mullet rivals Blob 88 Kevin Dillon ORAl Neri, Mufasa... Stan Lee.....Victor Newman?!?!?!
AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON (1981) Jenny Agutter's attracted to his... animal magnetism.
Tremors (1990)Grabboids can't get the goods on Gross.
Beetlejuice (1988, dir. Tim Burton)Cowboy Beetlejuice gives me Bret Michaels vibes.
Carnival of Souls (1962)She's just not that into you dude
Beetlejuice (1988)Adds dead team to fantasy football roster
Castle Freak (1995, dir. Stuart Gordon)Weird Al's Rick James inspired halloween song.
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)Tough to eat egg rolls watching this
Boys From County Hell (2020)Favorite use of "c*nt" in a movie.
Hollow Man (2000)Probably Verhoeven - "no, more wang jiggle... MORE!"
Nightmare City (Dir. Umberto Lenzi 1980)Man, can Hugo Stiglitz sling an axe!
Grapes of Death (Dir. Jean Rollin 1978)Tainted pastry filling sequel, Crepes of Death!
X (2022 - To West)I think this is all for gator-aid.
The Blair Witch Project (1999)AKA every time I've gone to IKEA.
Bloodsuckers from Outer Space (Dir. Glen Coburn 1984)Need extra score? Bust out the Casio!
A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988, Dir. Renny Harlin)Freddy postures so well in this one.
The Kindred (1987, Dir. Stephen Carpenter, Jeffrey Obrow)There's Something Fishy happening in the basement
Ginger Snaps (2000) written by Karen Walton & John FawcettPixar’s live action adaptation of TURNING RED.
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Jessica M. Thompson's THE INVITATION (2022, theater) for the first time.
ReplyDeleteLead couple's great chemistry helps ultra-predictable narrative.
OR
Hugh Skinner's "Cousin Oliver" steals the show.
Halina Reijn's BODIES, BODIES, BODIES (2022, theater) for the first time.
ReplyDeleteTwist ending saves/ruins movie. I vote...
OR
'Let the bodies hit the floor'... literally!
SPEAK NO EVIL (2022, Dir. Christian Tafdrup)
ReplyDeleteA touch of Dutch gets too much.
Hellraiser: Hellworld (2005)
ReplyDeleteSorry Pinhead, these sights aren't that great.
Witchboard, dir Kevin S. Tenney, 1986
ReplyDeleteShe never gave back that Ouija Board
Or
Don't trust cops who use magic metaphors
TerrorVision 1986
ReplyDelete"These home entertainment standards are killing me!"
CREATURE WITH THE ATOM BRAIN (1955)
ReplyDelete"Creature" looks like my junior high principal.
Dreamcatcher (2003)
ReplyDeleteHonestly...this probably should've stayed a book.
LOVE AT FIRST BITE (1979)
ReplyDeleteDrac wins landing at St. James Place.
SLEEPAWAY CAMP (1983)
ReplyDeleteAngela's sitting on a not well-kept secret!
Doctor Sleep (2019)
ReplyDeletePedicide aside, Rose the Hat is awesome.
They/Them (2022)
ReplyDeleteNot good, but the Bacon still cooks.
Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth (1992, dir. Anthony Hickox)
ReplyDeleteCD's an obsolete format, pins are forever.
Pulse (2001)
ReplyDeleteLots of red tape to see this.
Midsommar (2019)
ReplyDeleteRelationship troubles? Just grin and Bear it.
THE GATE (1987)
ReplyDeleteKid loves fireworks and demonology. Not worrisome.
Rumpelstiltskin (1995)
ReplyDeleteRom is a personal favourite character actor.
Halloween Kills (2021)
ReplyDeleteEvil dies tonight! Probably? Maybe? Not really.
Hellraiser: Deader (2005, dir. Rick Bota)
ReplyDeleteMetaphorically stabbed my hard-to-reach spot
Demon Knight
ReplyDeleteNeed red liquid to keep out landlord.
Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers (Producer's Cut)
ReplyDeletePaul Rudd is terrible in both cuts.
Halloween H20: Twenty Years Later
ReplyDeleteMichael's CGI mask is my spirit animal.
SPECIES (1995)
ReplyDeleteI think this movie might be horny.
Escape the Field (2022)
ReplyDeleteNew reality dating show within five years.
Tigers Are Not Afraid (2017)
ReplyDeleteKids are the kings of this Kingdom
Terrifier (2016)
ReplyDeleteNeed palate cleanser after nasty, effective film.
The Curse of the Werewolf (1961)
ReplyDeleteBoy has hairy palms? There's another explanation.
or
Young Oliver Reed was such a hunk.
Diary of the Dead (2007)
ReplyDeleteOk, Survival and Diary aren't that bad.
We're All Going to the World's Fair (2021)
ReplyDeleteThe banal horror of being terminally online.
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteThe Shining (1980)
ReplyDeleteGuy really struggles with working from home.
Wishmaster 2
ReplyDeleteWell time to blow this popsicle stand.
Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Meyers (1989)
ReplyDeleteHas it all: kittens, tattoos, slide whistles.
or
“Uncle Boogeyman, please don’t cry, just die.”
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)
ReplyDeleteRemind me not to bowl with Nimoy.
ELVIRA, MISTRESS OF THE DARK (1988)
ReplyDeleteGonk should team up with Gonk Droid.
Smile (2022)
ReplyDeleteJamie Lee Curtis Trauma-lympics 2022 gold medalist
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteDr. Mordrid (1992)
ReplyDeleteWhen "Doctor" sorcerer movies were actually good
My Boyfriend's Back (1993)
ReplyDelete"My boyfriend has such a nice back."
NEKROMANTIK (1987)
ReplyDeleteCorpse sex, sure, but not the rabbit!!!
Halloween: Resurrection
ReplyDeleteWhat on earth is Dangertainment's business model?
Barbarian (2022)
ReplyDeleteDefinitely the world's scariest set of boobs.
Speak No Evil (2022)
ReplyDeleteAren't Dutch and Danish the same thing?
Prom Night (1980)
ReplyDeleteSo, this is a groovy Disco movie?
Terrifier 2 (2022)
ReplyDeleteArt's a horror icon worth his salt.
Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City (2021) Dir. Johannes Roberts
ReplyDeleteIt's just (ahh) a little gush (gush)
You’re Next (2011)
ReplyDeleteLooking for the magic? This is it!
Chopping Mall(1986). There's dead malls and there's DEAD malls.
ReplyDeleteGet Out (2017)
ReplyDeleteStill Jordan Peele’s best movie so far
Firestarter (2022 dir: Keith Thomas)
ReplyDeleteSuccessfully captures originals tone. Really fucking dull
Maximum Overdrive (1986)
ReplyDeleteMovie bad. Watch the original trailer instead.
DAYBREAKERS (2009):
ReplyDeleteVampire Hawke’s eyes somehow even more dreamy.
The Ambulance (Dir. Larry Cohen, 1990)
ReplyDeleteRoberts' mullet rivals Blob 88 Kevin Dillon
OR
Al Neri, Mufasa... Stan Lee.....
Victor Newman?!?!?!
AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON (1981)
ReplyDeleteJenny Agutter's attracted to his... animal magnetism.
Tremors (1990)
ReplyDeleteGrabboids can't get the goods on Gross.
Beetlejuice (1988, dir. Tim Burton)
ReplyDeleteCowboy Beetlejuice gives me Bret Michaels vibes.
Carnival of Souls (1962)
ReplyDeleteShe's just not that into you dude
Beetlejuice (1988)
ReplyDeleteAdds dead team to fantasy football roster
Castle Freak (1995, dir. Stuart Gordon)
ReplyDeleteWeird Al's Rick James inspired halloween song.
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)
ReplyDeleteTough to eat egg rolls watching this
Boys From County Hell (2020)
ReplyDeleteFavorite use of "c*nt" in a movie.
Hollow Man (2000)
ReplyDeleteProbably Verhoeven - "no, more wang jiggle... MORE!"
Nightmare City (Dir. Umberto Lenzi 1980)
ReplyDeleteMan, can Hugo Stiglitz sling an axe!
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteGrapes of Death (Dir. Jean Rollin 1978)
ReplyDeleteTainted pastry filling sequel, Crepes of Death!
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteX (2022 - To West)
ReplyDeleteI think this is all for gator-aid.
The Blair Witch Project (1999)
ReplyDeleteAKA every time I've gone to IKEA.
Bloodsuckers from Outer Space (Dir. Glen Coburn 1984)
ReplyDeleteNeed extra score? Bust out the Casio!
A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988, Dir. Renny Harlin)
ReplyDeleteFreddy postures so well in this one.
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteThe Kindred (1987, Dir. Stephen Carpenter, Jeffrey Obrow)
ReplyDeleteThere's Something Fishy happening in the basement
Ginger Snaps (2000) written by Karen Walton & John Fawcett
ReplyDeletePixar’s live action adaptation of TURNING RED.
These reviews have been counted for the monthly tally. Please post your reviews on today's thread.
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