Wednesday, October 5, 2022

Scary Movie Challenge 2022 Day 5

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  1. Jessica M. Thompson's THE INVITATION (2022, theater) for the first time.

    Lead couple's great chemistry helps ultra-predictable narrative.

    OR

    Hugh Skinner's "Cousin Oliver" steals the show.

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  2. Halina Reijn's BODIES, BODIES, BODIES (2022, theater) for the first time.

    Twist ending saves/ruins movie. I vote...

    OR

    'Let the bodies hit the floor'... literally!

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  3. SPEAK NO EVIL (2022, Dir. Christian Tafdrup)

    A touch of Dutch gets too much.

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  4. Hellraiser: Hellworld (2005)

    Sorry Pinhead, these sights aren't that great.

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  5. Witchboard, dir Kevin S. Tenney, 1986

    She never gave back that Ouija Board

    Or

    Don't trust cops who use magic metaphors

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  6. TerrorVision 1986
    "These home entertainment standards are killing me!"

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  7. CREATURE WITH THE ATOM BRAIN (1955)

    "Creature" looks like my junior high principal.

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  8. Dreamcatcher (2003)

    Honestly...this probably should've stayed a book.

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  9. LOVE AT FIRST BITE (1979)

    Drac wins landing at St. James Place.

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  10. SLEEPAWAY CAMP (1983)

    Angela's sitting on a not well-kept secret!

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  11. Doctor Sleep (2019)

    Pedicide aside, Rose the Hat is awesome.

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  12. They/Them (2022)

    Not good, but the Bacon still cooks.

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  13. Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth (1992, dir. Anthony Hickox)

    CD's an obsolete format, pins are forever.

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  14. Pulse (2001)

    Lots of red tape to see this.

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  15. Midsommar (2019)

    Relationship troubles? Just grin and Bear it.

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  16. THE GATE (1987)

    Kid loves fireworks and demonology. Not worrisome.

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  17. Rumpelstiltskin (1995)

    Rom is a personal favourite character actor.

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  18. Halloween Kills (2021)

    Evil dies tonight! Probably? Maybe? Not really.

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  19. Hellraiser: Deader (2005, dir. Rick Bota)
    Metaphorically stabbed my hard-to-reach spot

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  20. The Devil's Candy (2015)

    Possessed? You do that thing you do.

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  21. Demon Knight

    Need red liquid to keep out landlord.

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  22. Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers (Producer's Cut)

    Paul Rudd is terrible in both cuts.

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  23. Halloween H20: Twenty Years Later

    Michael's CGI mask is my spirit animal.

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  24. SPECIES (1995)

    I think this movie might be horny.

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  25. Escape the Field (2022)

    New reality dating show within five years.

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  26. Tigers Are Not Afraid (2017)

    Kids are the kings of this Kingdom

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  27. Terrifier (2016)

    Need palate cleanser after nasty, effective film.

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  28. The Curse of the Werewolf (1961)

    Boy has hairy palms? There's another explanation.

    or

    Young Oliver Reed was such a hunk.

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  29. Diary of the Dead (2007)

    Ok, Survival and Diary aren't that bad.

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  30. We're All Going to the World's Fair (2021)

    The banal horror of being terminally online.

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  32. The Shining (1980)

    Guy really struggles with working from home.

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  33. Wishmaster 2

    Well time to blow this popsicle stand.

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  34. Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Meyers (1989)

    Has it all: kittens, tattoos, slide whistles.

    or

    “Uncle Boogeyman, please don’t cry, just die.”

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  35. Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)

    Remind me not to bowl with Nimoy.

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  36. ELVIRA, MISTRESS OF THE DARK (1988)

    Gonk should team up with Gonk Droid.

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  37. Homewrecker (2019)

    Movie's meh. Alex Essoe continues to rule.

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  38. Smile (2022)

    Jamie Lee Curtis Trauma-lympics 2022 gold medalist

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  40. Dr. Mordrid (1992)

    When "Doctor" sorcerer movies were actually good

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  41. My Boyfriend's Back (1993)

    "My boyfriend has such a nice back."

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  42. NEKROMANTIK (1987)

    Corpse sex, sure, but not the rabbit!!!

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  43. Halloween: Resurrection

    What on earth is Dangertainment's business model?

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  44. Barbarian (2022)

    Definitely the world's scariest set of boobs.

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  45. Speak No Evil (2022)

    Aren't Dutch and Danish the same thing?

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  46. Prom Night (1980)

    So, this is a groovy Disco movie?

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  47. Terrifier 2 (2022)

    Art's a horror icon worth his salt.

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  48. Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City (2021) Dir. Johannes Roberts

    It's just (ahh) a little gush (gush)

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  49. You’re Next (2011)

    Looking for the magic? This is it!

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  50. Chopping Mall(1986). There's dead malls and there's DEAD malls.

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  51. Get Out (2017)

    Still Jordan Peele’s best movie so far

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  52. Firestarter (2022 dir: Keith Thomas)

    Successfully captures originals tone. Really fucking dull

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  53. Maximum Overdrive (1986)

    Movie bad. Watch the original trailer instead.

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  54. DAYBREAKERS (2009):

    Vampire Hawke’s eyes somehow even more dreamy.

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  55. The Ambulance (Dir. Larry Cohen, 1990)

    Roberts' mullet rivals Blob 88 Kevin Dillon
    OR
    Al Neri, Mufasa... Stan Lee.....
    Victor Newman?!?!?!

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  56. AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON (1981)

    Jenny Agutter's attracted to his... animal magnetism.

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  57. Tremors (1990)
    Grabboids can't get the goods on Gross.

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  58. Beetlejuice (1988, dir. Tim Burton)

    Cowboy Beetlejuice gives me Bret Michaels vibes.

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  59. Carnival of Souls (1962)

    She's just not that into you dude

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  60. Beetlejuice (1988)

    Adds dead team to fantasy football roster

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  61. Castle Freak (1995, dir. Stuart Gordon)

    Weird Al's Rick James inspired halloween song.

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  62. A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)

    Tough to eat egg rolls watching this

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  63. Boys From County Hell (2020)

    Favorite use of "c*nt" in a movie.

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  64. Hollow Man (2000)

    Probably Verhoeven - "no, more wang jiggle... MORE!"

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  65. Nightmare City (Dir. Umberto Lenzi 1980)

    Man, can Hugo Stiglitz sling an axe!

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  67. Grapes of Death (Dir. Jean Rollin 1978)

    Tainted pastry filling sequel, Crepes of Death!

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  69. X (2022 - To West)
    I think this is all for gator-aid.

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  70. The Blair Witch Project (1999)

    AKA every time I've gone to IKEA.

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  71. Bloodsuckers from Outer Space (Dir. Glen Coburn 1984)

    Need extra score? Bust out the Casio!

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  72. A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988, Dir. Renny Harlin)

    Freddy postures so well in this one.

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  74. The Kindred (1987, Dir. Stephen Carpenter, Jeffrey Obrow)
    There's Something Fishy happening in the basement

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  75. Ginger Snaps (2000) written by Karen Walton & John Fawcett

    Pixar’s live action adaptation of TURNING RED.

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