John Landis' AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON (1981, Arrow 4K UHD Blu-Ray).<./b>Only witness to extraordinary lycanthrope transformation? Mickey.OR"Queen Elizabeth's a man?" Dude, too soon!
Scott Man's FALL (2022. theater) for the first time.Millennial "Cliffhanger" starts slow, ends mighty tall.ORVultures' long-overdue return to scary monster prominence.ORNot shot/shown in 3D? Cinematic crime!
THE GRAPES OF DEATH (1978)What you drink can drive you mad
Parents (1989)I enjoyed this documentary about Randy Quaid.
THEY/THEM (2022, Dir. John Logan)The killer reveal is handled quite Chlumskyly.
SPECIES (1995) I would definitely let her facehug me.
Fear in the Night (1972, dir. Jimmy Sangster)Peter Cushing vs. paranoid pixie dream girl.
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The Crazies (1973)O.J. Simpson: Juice on the Loose precursor.
The Crow, dir Alex Proyas, 1994Devil's Business you want on Devil's Night
Terrifier (2016)I like when slashers have a gun.
TerrorVision (1986)"These home entertainment standards are killing me!"
Hospital Massacre aka X-Ray (1981, dir. Boaz Davidson)This hospital needs a workplace safety officer.
BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA (1992) Best part: Keanu pronouncing Budapest as "Buda-peschkt."
“Our job is finished. Hers, is just beginning…”
You Should Have Left (2020)Forget Stetler: That electric bill's haunting me!
THE CURSE OF THE WEREWOLF (1961)or...THE CURSE OF THE CHRISTMAS BABY
Well done!
Smile (2022)So sad...maybe should've been called frown.
THEY / THEM SLEEPAWAY CAMP still less transphobic than this!
Cursed (2005)What if werewolves but more like Marvel?
X (2022) and BARBARIAN (2022)Murderous, Naked, Elderly Matriarchs.Shared Universe?Anyone?
The Platform (2019)Remember CUBE? Think that but add doordash!
Good one!
SATURDAY THE 14TH STRIKES BACK (1988) Boothby finally gets a proper origin story.
Creep (2014)Can’t stop think about… guy in tubby.
The Road (2009)So brown. Even the ocean is brown.
Interview with The Vampire (1994)Lush as possible: the Neil Jordan way.
Martin (1977)So, here's what incels did before Reddit...
FRIGHT HOUSE (1989) Are we sure this isn't Zombie's Munsters?
Cursed (2005, dir. Wes Craven)Werewolf takes a byte out of Zuckerberg.
Trick or Treats (1983)I wish he would kill that brat.
The Munsters (2022)Perfect movie for answering 22 work emails.
Halloween H2O: 20 Years Later (1998) - First time viewingWrongly assumed H2O movie took place underwater.
Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995)Couldn’t follow plot with map and compass. orThese Strodes make RZ’s Myers seem quaint.orOn a very special episode of Supernatural….
THE BRAIN EATERS (1958) Starring Leonard "Nemoy"? More like proofreader eaters.
Grizzly (1976) Boo-Boo, people taste better than pic-a-nic baskets!
Plague of the Zombies (1966)More zombies, fewer frat boy fox hunters!
Don't Breathe (2016) Dir. Fede AlvarezDamn, hope this guy can redeem himself.
As Above, So Below (2014)When the camera battery outlasts the flashlights
Open Water (2004)Don't drink the salt water from ocean...
Creepshow 2 (1987) Problematic content. More show less creep please!
Night of the Living Dead (1968 - George A. Romero)Let me mansplain you into the cellar.
LIFE AFTER BETH (2014):This reminded me that Dane DeHaan exists.
We Are Still Here (2015) I like my steaks bloody, ghosts charred.
HELL FEST (2018) Fear is an aphrodisiac. So are guillotines.
Bay of Blood (1971)Decapitation cuts to doll: redefining "smash cut"
Beyond the Gates, dir Jackson Stewart, 2016Barbara Crampton can steal my soul anytime
Night of the Demons (1988)Remember when demonic possession was an STD?
TerrifierFun and mean at the same time
THE PIT (Dir. Lew Lehman 1981)It's the hole that eats you back!
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream WarriorsBest dream sequences of the whole series?
Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth (1992, dir. Anthony Hickox)These Cenobites look like fan film Borg.
Girly (1970, dir. Freddie Francis)Where have you been all my life?
PSYCHO IV: THE BEGINNING (1990)I love my mom.... not like that!!
WITCH STORY (1989) Smooshing every horror trope into one movie.
SPECIES (1995):I’ve had hotter dreams about Michael Madsen.
Halloween (2018)Why is everyone bad at their jobs?
Sharknado (2014)Santa Mira airlines provides complimentary dick cloths
Something Wicked This Way Comes (1983)Pryce’s Dark: rare Disney character who fuuuuucks.
Demons (1985. Dir. L. Bava) George went from bland to The Man!
Saint Maud (2019)Young Bucks could've helped with tack shoes
The Gate (1987)Hair more offensive than the F slurs
Friday the 13th (2010)She really does have perfect nipple placement
Demons 2 (1986. Dir. L. Bava) Same plot, same cast, same practical effects.
I Drink Your Blood(1970) surprisingly scientifically inaccurate about how rabies is spread
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John Landis' AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON (1981, Arrow 4K UHD Blu-Ray).<./b>
ReplyDeleteOnly witness to extraordinary lycanthrope transformation? Mickey.
OR
"Queen Elizabeth's a man?" Dude, too soon!
Scott Man's FALL (2022. theater) for the first time.
ReplyDeleteMillennial "Cliffhanger" starts slow, ends mighty tall.
OR
Vultures' long-overdue return to scary monster prominence.
OR
Not shot/shown in 3D? Cinematic crime!
THE GRAPES OF DEATH (1978)
ReplyDeleteWhat you drink can drive you mad
Parents (1989)
ReplyDeleteI enjoyed this documentary about Randy Quaid.
THEY/THEM (2022, Dir. John Logan)
ReplyDeleteThe killer reveal is handled quite Chlumskyly.
SPECIES (1995)
ReplyDeleteI would definitely let her facehug me.
Fear in the Night (1972, dir. Jimmy Sangster)
ReplyDeletePeter Cushing vs. paranoid pixie dream girl.
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteThe Crazies (1973)
ReplyDeleteO.J. Simpson: Juice on the Loose precursor.
The Crow, dir Alex Proyas, 1994
ReplyDeleteDevil's Business you want on Devil's Night
Terrifier (2016)
ReplyDeleteI like when slashers have a gun.
TerrorVision (1986)
ReplyDelete"These home entertainment standards are killing me!"
Hospital Massacre aka X-Ray (1981, dir. Boaz Davidson)
ReplyDeleteThis hospital needs a workplace safety officer.
BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA (1992)
ReplyDeleteBest part: Keanu pronouncing Budapest as "Buda-peschkt."
“Our job is finished. Hers, is just beginning…”
DeleteYou Should Have Left (2020)
ReplyDeleteForget Stetler: That electric bill's haunting me!
THE CURSE OF THE WEREWOLF (1961)
ReplyDeleteor...THE CURSE OF THE CHRISTMAS BABY
Well done!
DeleteSmile (2022)
ReplyDeleteSo sad...maybe should've been called frown.
THEY / THEM
ReplyDeleteSLEEPAWAY CAMP still less transphobic than this!
Cursed (2005)
ReplyDeleteWhat if werewolves but more like Marvel?
X (2022) and BARBARIAN (2022)
ReplyDeleteMurderous, Naked, Elderly Matriarchs.
Shared Universe?
Anyone?
The Platform (2019)
ReplyDeleteRemember CUBE? Think that but add doordash!
Good one!
DeleteSATURDAY THE 14TH STRIKES BACK (1988)
ReplyDeleteBoothby finally gets a proper origin story.
Creep (2014)
ReplyDeleteCan’t stop think about… guy in tubby.
The Road (2009)
ReplyDeleteSo brown. Even the ocean is brown.
Interview with The Vampire (1994)
ReplyDeleteLush as possible: the Neil Jordan way.
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteMartin (1977)
ReplyDeleteSo, here's what incels did before Reddit...
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteFRIGHT HOUSE (1989)
ReplyDeleteAre we sure this isn't Zombie's Munsters?
Cursed (2005, dir. Wes Craven)
ReplyDeleteWerewolf takes a byte out of Zuckerberg.
Trick or Treats (1983)
ReplyDeleteI wish he would kill that brat.
The Munsters (2022)
ReplyDeletePerfect movie for answering 22 work emails.
Halloween H2O: 20 Years Later (1998) - First time viewing
ReplyDeleteWrongly assumed H2O movie took place underwater.
Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995)
ReplyDeleteCouldn’t follow plot with map and compass.
or
These Strodes make RZ’s Myers seem quaint.
or
On a very special episode of Supernatural….
THE BRAIN EATERS (1958)
ReplyDeleteStarring Leonard "Nemoy"? More like proofreader eaters.
Grizzly (1976) Boo-Boo, people taste better than pic-a-nic baskets!
ReplyDeletePlague of the Zombies (1966)
ReplyDeleteMore zombies, fewer frat boy fox hunters!
Don't Breathe (2016) Dir. Fede Alvarez
ReplyDeleteDamn, hope this guy can redeem himself.
As Above, So Below (2014)
ReplyDeleteWhen the camera battery outlasts the flashlights
Open Water (2004)
ReplyDeleteDon't drink the salt water from ocean...
Creepshow 2 (1987)
ReplyDeleteProblematic content. More show less creep please!
Night of the Living Dead (1968 - George A. Romero)
ReplyDeleteLet me mansplain you into the cellar.
LIFE AFTER BETH (2014):
ReplyDeleteThis reminded me that Dane DeHaan exists.
We Are Still Here (2015)
ReplyDeleteI like my steaks bloody, ghosts charred.
HELL FEST (2018)
ReplyDeleteFear is an aphrodisiac. So are guillotines.
Bay of Blood (1971)
ReplyDeleteDecapitation cuts to doll: redefining "smash cut"
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteBeyond the Gates, dir Jackson Stewart, 2016
ReplyDeleteBarbara Crampton can steal my soul anytime
Night of the Demons (1988)
ReplyDeleteRemember when demonic possession was an STD?
Terrifier
ReplyDeleteFun and mean at the same time
THE PIT (Dir. Lew Lehman 1981)
ReplyDeleteIt's the hole that eats you back!
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors
ReplyDeleteBest dream sequences of the whole series?
Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth (1992, dir. Anthony Hickox)
ReplyDeleteThese Cenobites look like fan film Borg.
Girly (1970, dir. Freddie Francis)
ReplyDeleteWhere have you been all my life?
PSYCHO IV: THE BEGINNING (1990)
ReplyDeleteI love my mom.
... not like that!!
WITCH STORY (1989)
ReplyDeleteSmooshing every horror trope into one movie.
SPECIES (1995):
ReplyDeleteI’ve had hotter dreams about Michael Madsen.
Halloween (2018)
ReplyDeleteWhy is everyone bad at their jobs?
Sharknado (2014)
ReplyDeleteSanta Mira airlines provides complimentary dick cloths
Something Wicked This Way Comes (1983)
ReplyDeletePryce’s Dark: rare Disney character who fuuuuucks.
Demons (1985. Dir. L. Bava)
ReplyDeleteGeorge went from bland to The Man!
Saint Maud (2019)
ReplyDeleteYoung Bucks could've helped with tack shoes
The Gate (1987)
ReplyDeleteHair more offensive than the F slurs
Friday the 13th (2010)
ReplyDeleteShe really does have perfect nipple placement
Demons 2 (1986. Dir. L. Bava)
ReplyDeleteSame plot, same cast, same practical effects.
I Drink Your Blood(1970)
ReplyDeletesurprisingly scientifically inaccurate about how rabies is spread
These reviews have been counted for the monthly tally. Please post your reviews on today's thread.
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