GIRLS NITE OUT (1982, ARROW BLU-RAY) for the first time.Hal Holbrook's in this. Crushes it hard.ORBear-suited maniac ruins horny collegiates' scavenger hunt.ORNo, seriously. WTF's HAL HOLBROOK DOING HERE??!!
Solomon Kane (2009) “I’m a peaceful man.” He remarked, violently.
The Babysitter (2017 dir. McG)As McG movies go this one's fun.
Halloween II (2009, dir. Rob Zombie)Saddest horror movie ever made. Love hurts.
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974, dir. Tobe Hooper)Need spin-off movie about the trucker.
Now that's a sequel I'd watch!
Beaten To Death (2022, Dir. Sam Curtain)Does what it says on the can.
Black Sabbath (1963 - Mario Bava)The very last scene is a gem.
Poltergeist (1982 Blu)Homeowner association fees dont cover ghost removal
EVIL DEAD RISE (2023) Not greater than the original, but grater.
Dreamcatcher (2003)When everyone's overqualified but turns to poop
The Legend of Hell House (1973) dir. John Hough Edgar Wright did it better with DON’T!
THE RELIC (1997) The hypothalamus causes lizard transformations? Flawless science.
OCULUS (2013):Looking in mirror makes me crazy, too.
Halloween Ends (2022, dir. David Gordon Green)So it's really over now? You promise?
Torso (1973) dir. Sergio MartinoClosing music from ABC Afterschool Special opening.
SCREAM VI (2023) Hiro: “Save the cheerleader, save the franchise.”
The Boogeyman (2023, dir. Rob Savage)It's not why I watch horror movies.
The Shining (1980)I was expecting Geoffrey Rush playing piano.OrAlcohol and writer's block are dangerous together.(By the way, this is the first time I've ever seen this movie. I am very happy to cross off what was a HUGE blind spot for me!)
All That We Destroy (2019)Surprisingly, that clone murdering therapy didn't take.
Pet Sematary: Bloodlines (2023)We don't praise Mary Lambert nearly enough.
Shock Waves (1977)Underwater Nazis?! Underwater's for the fishies! Rude!OrWent fishing, caught a nazi. Very Cushing
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)This is a classic for a reason
A Nightmare on Elm Street: Freddy’s Revenge (1985)I wanna like it but I don’t
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream WarriorsBest Credits song? Or Best Credits Song?
What Lies BeneathThat is why I don't take baths.
Sea Fever (2019)Captain, don't just poke around in there.
Wes Craven's New NightmareLike fine wine, gets better with age.
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)Shue look-alike Cornell has adventures in babysitting
The Exorcist: BelieverThe Exorcist: Believer or, Religious Avengers Assemble!
COUNTESS DRACULA (1970) This wrinkle removing cream is highly ineffective.
-The Gate (1987)The horrors of a limited music budget.
-Stir of Echoes (1999)1.) Confirms football is source of all evil.or2.) Kevin Bacon's blood type after filming: OJ+.
Masters of Horror: Pro-Life (2006) dir. John CarpenterHell boy is the grandson of Hellboy.
The Skeleton Dance (1929)Trigger warning for solo xylophone bone victims.
Smile (2022)Spoiler: sinister smiles spark savage suicide solutions.
Brotherhood of the Wolf, dir Christopher Gans, 2001Can I have more Swashbuckler Horror please?
A Returns to Salems Lot(1987 Dir. Larry Cohen)Nazi killers give the best parenting advice
Housebound (2014)Dir: Gerard JohnstoneHousebound is too good to joke about.
Reptile (2023)I don't understand why it's called "Reptile."
Day of the Dead (1985)Rhodes definately paid for a blue check.
DRAG ME TO HELL (2009) The goat should get its own spinoff.
Slumber Party Massacre (1982)Canadian tuxedo, twinkie bowl, playgirl, space baby.
Saw VI (2009)The movie that singlehandedly got us Obamacare
When a Stranger Calls (1979)You mean that's not the whole movie?
TRAGEDY GIRLS (2017, Dir. Tyler MacIntyre) Sadie kept saying my initials throughout, M-Kay!
THE RAVEN (2012, Dir. John McTeigue)If you're fond of John Cusack yelling...
MYSTICS IN BALI (1981, H. Tjut Djalil)Head and shoulders need a new mascot?
CATHY'S CURSE (1977, Dir. Eddy Matalon)Cathy's got metal health, bangs her head!-------Gramps looks like an elderly Riff Raff!-------The Dad is Art Hindle "at home".
The Omen (1976)Ambassador Atticus adopts, attempts acupuncture, armageddon approaches.
The Last Exorcism(2010 Dir Daniel Stamm)Who got it worse? Cat or crew?
Ticks (1993)Should've smoked a joint before this
Edge of the Axe (1988)The computer sounds like the Zodiac Killer
The Mummy (1932)“He went for a little walk….A-ha-ha-ha-ha!”
Gothika (2003)They never said what a Gothika is
The Boogeyman (2023, Dir. Rob Savage). Terrible therapists, parents, friends in this movie.
What Lies Beneath (2000)Chekov's mouse paralysis formula in full effect
Review count for day 11: 56Review total after day 11: 722