Christopher Atkins in SHAKMA (1990, 35mm) at Brooklyn's Nitehawk Cinema's 'THE DEUCE' series.Redder than print? Killer babboon's in-your-face BUTT!ORPoor attempt at "Blue Lagoon" franchise resurrection.
IFC Films/Shudder presents WHEN EVIL LURKS, AKA 'CUANDO ACECHA LA MALDAD' (2023, THEATER) for the first time.Demonic bodiless spirit unleashed on rural Argentina.ORGut-spilling terror meets "Kramer vs. Kramer" guilt.ORMakes "Exorcist: Believer" look like amateur hour.
Predator, dir John McTiernan, 1987Laurie, Sidney, Sally, Nancy, Ripley - and Dutch
Ravenous (1999)Jeffrey Jones? Yuck. But Robert Carlyle? Delicious…
Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood, dir John Beuchler, 1988Where Jason has fun with gardening tools
Homecoming (2005 DVD)Dante channels Romero: provides powerful political commentary.
Riding the Bullet (2004, dir. Mick Garris)Does Lennon, Hendrix, Joplin and Morrison dirty.
Dr. Giggles (1992)Where'd he get that huge bandage anyway?
Totally Killer (2023)You leave Julie Bowen alone you monster!
Slaughter High (1986)Good thing cyber bullying didn't exist yet.
Jason X (2001)Research scientist outfits seem skimpier in future.or...Happy Scary Movie Month Friday the 13th!
FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 7: THE NEW BLOOD (1988) Sunday in the (Lar) Park with Jason.
The Blackening (2023)Tim Story's best film in literal decades.
Messiah of Evil (1973 - Willard Huyck and Gloria Katz)It's like Stephen King meets Italian Horror.
Sick (2022, Dir. John Hyams)I wish my lockdown was this eventful.
Tucker & Dale vs. Evil (2010)Shouldn't work this well but it does
Gothika (2003, dir. Mathieu Kassovitz)No one knows what it's like indeed.
Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981)WORST time to take a monster piss.
FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 8: JASON TAKES MANHATTAN (1989) This movie ended NYC's toxic waste problems.
Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986)Wherever the red Doug goes…ya burnt!
The Purge: Anarchy (2014)Entire premise is commercial for voting Democrat.
Friday the 13th Part 3 (1982)Guys, passing a joint is not scar-AHHHHH!Okay, fine. But surely juggling isn't sca-WOOOAAAHHHHH!Fool me twice. Certainly popcorn isn't sc-EEKKKKK!
Oculus (2013)The Waffle Street guy is in this!
JASON GOES TO HELL: THE FINAL FRIDAY (1993) In which Creighton puts up his Dukes.
The Thing (1982)Passing a bottle with Kurt? Worse fates
TheThing (2011)Happy Mary Elizabeth Winstead got dat moneyOrWhat's scarier than CGI? Absolutely fucking anything
Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)This is, without question, the final chapter.
Host (2020)Still better than my zoom birthday social
The Boogyman (2023)Thought this was John Wick origin story.
JASON X (2001) In space, nobody can hear your one-liners.
Tormented (1960, dir. Bert I. Gordon)I wouldn't mind being tormented by her.
Of Unknown Origin (1983)Rat is more sadistic than Clarence Boddicker.
FRIDAY THE 13TH: THE FINAL CHAPTER (1984):Gurney sex always tricker than it looks.
FREDDY VS. JASON (2003) Jason's nightmare: Mother, and pinball sound effects.
MALIGNANT (2021):Just let Wan make weird shit forever.
Cobweb (2023)Cast Antony Starr in more stuff. Please.
HALLOWEEN: THE RETURN OF MICHAEL MYERS (1988): Gym rat psychos never skip thumb day.
Friday the 13th (1980 Dir. Sean S. Cunningham)Pamela for sure least popular PTA member.
Friday the 13th (1980, dir. Sean S. Cunningham)Wish movie was tight like Bacon's speedo.
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Friday the 13th Part III (1982) dir. Steve MinerCan’t believe they didn’t pop a zit.
Friday the 13th VII: New Blood (1988)First, do as much harm as possibleFriday the 13th VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989)"Takes" is being used really liberally here.OrWe have Burton's Gotha--- Manhattan at home.
Friday the 13th: A New Beginning | 1985Van enchiladas? You got what you deserved.
FRIDAY THE 13TH (2009) Part 12 or not? Oh, the continuity!
Friday the 13th Part IIIVelly more interesting potential couple than Chrick.
Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981 Dir. Steve Miner)Even titles better. Broken Glass? Nope. EXPLOSION!
Blood Feast (1963)Sorry I made you watch this Rob
Urban Legend (1998)Jared Leto's best method performance - normal person
Barbarian (2022)Thank the Lord AirBnB is going under.
JACK THE RIPPER (1976)Klaus Kinski is a maniac? No way.
THE BLACK CAT (1989, dir. Luigi Cozzi)Takes illogical Italian horror to another level.
Jason XEvil gets an upgrade, soundtrack gets downgrade.
THE CONJURING (2013)Ghost needs family counseling, won't seek it.
V/H/S 85 (2023, multi. Dir.)Legends of the Hidden Temple... were facts!
THE BEACH HOUSE (2019 Dir. Jeffrey A Brown)The raw oysters were a poor choice
Friday the !3th Part 2 (1981)Baghead Jason takes brief vacation, from shed.
-Oculus (2013)Tweakers always be blaming the haunted mirror.
Friday the 13th part 3(1982 Dir. Steve Miner)Shellys death scene comes way too late
Better a nobody than dead body Shelly.
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010) dir. David SladeIt’s scary how bad the dialogue is.
Friday the 13th III (1982)Two shitting scenes, zero toilet paper used.
Ma (2019)This happened to my buddy John Wick.
Tenebrae (1982)Featuring a score of nothing but bangers.
Broadcast Signal Intrusion (2021) dir. Jacob GentryMore plot than Skinamarink, same disturbing vibe.
Friday the 13th (1980, Dir. Sean S. Cunningham). That final girl showdown belongs on Dynasty.
Review count for day 13: 63Review total after day 13: 828