Tales from the Crypt Presents: Ritual (2002)Seagal says punani. Ritual says poom poom.
Aenigma (1987)Fulci’s snail fetish. I’m not kink shaming!
THE MUNSTERS (2022) Lily knows how to make an entrance.
Giorgio Ferroni's MILL OF THE STONE WOMEN: ENGLISH EXPORT VERSION (1960, ARROW BLU-RAY) for the first time."Hourse of Wax"-ish, now with exposed areola.OR"Bloodsucking Freaks," Italian-French co-produced scientific vampire edition.OR"Black Sunday"-caliber Italian gothic horror, in TECHNICOLOR!
Cloverfield (2008)See the monster marginally less than GodzillaOrDespite TJ Miller, this is very goodOr 4K surprisingly good looking for handheld camera
10 Cloverfield Lane (2016)it's one movie, then it's another one
The Devil’s Rejects (2005)This forever changed Free Bird for me.
Jake Gyllenhaal. Ryan Reynolds, Rebecca Ferguson in LIFE (2017, 4K UHD). First time seeing movie in 4K.'Nightcrawler,' 'Deadpool,' 'Jessica Atreides' versus palette-swapped 'Venom.'ORAbove-average "Alien" clone with "Twilight Zone"-worthy denouement.
THE FUNHOUSE (1981)Probably best to not stick around carnivals.orShow some respect to the fortune teller
The Breach (2022, Dir. Rodrigo Gudiño)I knew inner beauty was a myth!
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Pet Sematary 2 (1992)No one yells “MOM,” quite like Furlong.
Sleepy Hollow (1999)Been sick. This is a comfort movie.
Disturbing Behavior (1998)Teenage hormones versus evil science. Totally razor.
The Wolf Man | 1941Gypsy Curse - Chaney forever 50 years old.
No One Will Save You (2013) “This girls vibe is too much” - Aliens
Friday the 13th (1980)My Counseling Experience was more like Meatballs
Big Trouble in Little China (1986)My kid not here to "get it."
War of the Worlds (2005)Kamiński never met naturalistic choice he liked.
BENNY LOVES YOU (2019) I’m no dog person, but GOOD LORD!
Blood for Dracula (1974)The *best* gay marxist pervert vampire movie.
Dark Harvest (2023)Okay, maybe boomers did have it worse.
ZODIAC (2007):Counting it because it still terrifies me.
Stigmata (1999)Signs of Jesus Christ make people wet
The Boogeyman (2023)You've got to burn that grief away
ALONE AT NIGHT (2022) Nothing is more terrifying than celebrity cameos.
Messiah of Evil (1973, dir. Willard Hyuck & Gloria Katz)Blue Man Group's changed since the 70's.
Dracula (1958, dir. Terence Fisher)a.k.a. Pennyworth: The Origin of Batman's Butler
Color Out of Space (2019)I think Lovecraft would've enjoyed this one.
30 Days of Night (2007)Alaskan vampires: very fast and very chompy.
Tales of Halloween (2016)Hubby Hansel--he's so hot right now.
Bubba Ho-Tep (2002) dir. Don CoscarelliNot scary but still better than Butler.
Final Destination 3 (2006)Once we pulled out the Lincoln picture…
Maximum Overdrive (1986)Been afraid of electric knives ever since
THE HAUNTING (1999) Just imagine having to vacuum this house.
The Stylist (2020)Brings a tear to Joe Spinell's eye.
StrangelandKevin Gage, when Ted Levine is busy.
He Knows You're AloneDropped ice cream is a mortal sin.
The Pope's ExorcistMovie is fine, but Crowe is great.
The Howling | 1981 80s swingers REALLY loved a theme party.
X (2022)McConaughey impersonator tries on uncomfortable farming footwear.
WE'RE GOING TO EAT YOU (1980, Dir. Tsui Hark)Now that's a different interpretation of "cousin"!
The Exorcist: Believer (2023)The power of crap doesn't compel me.
PYEWACKET (2017) Watch this on Mother’s Day, not Halloween.
Cursed | 2005LA werewolves would never eat that much.
Pearl (2022)Monologue, yes, but credits deserve equal praise.
The Mutations (1974)Presence of plants and Pleasance precipitates unpleasantness.
The Monster Squad (1987)How did wolfman's pants survive the dynamite?
Eyes Without a Face (1960 dir. Georges Franju)Christianne really saved face at the end!
Halloween (1978 dir. John Carpenter)Well, look who "Strode" back into town.
There’s Something Wrong with the Children (2023. Dir. Roxanne Benjamin). Everything in this movie is my nightmare.
The Blob (1958)Is last line a global warming premonition?
Review count for day 15: 51Review total after day 15: 927
Tales from the Crypt Presents: Ritual (2002)
ReplyDeleteSeagal says punani. Ritual says poom poom.
Aenigma (1987)
ReplyDeleteFulci’s snail fetish. I’m not kink shaming!
THE MUNSTERS (2022)
ReplyDeleteLily knows how to make an entrance.
Giorgio Ferroni's MILL OF THE STONE WOMEN: ENGLISH EXPORT VERSION (1960, ARROW BLU-RAY) for the first time.
ReplyDelete"Hourse of Wax"-ish, now with exposed areola.
OR
"Bloodsucking Freaks," Italian-French co-produced scientific vampire edition.
OR
"Black Sunday"-caliber Italian gothic horror, in TECHNICOLOR!
Cloverfield (2008)
ReplyDeleteSee the monster marginally less than Godzilla
Or
Despite TJ Miller, this is very good
Or
4K surprisingly good looking for handheld camera
10 Cloverfield Lane (2016)
ReplyDeleteit's one movie, then it's another one
The Devil’s Rejects (2005)
ReplyDeleteThis forever changed Free Bird for me.
Jake Gyllenhaal. Ryan Reynolds, Rebecca Ferguson in LIFE (2017, 4K UHD). First time seeing movie in 4K.
ReplyDelete'Nightcrawler,' 'Deadpool,' 'Jessica Atreides' versus palette-swapped 'Venom.'
OR
Above-average "Alien" clone with "Twilight Zone"-worthy denouement.
THE FUNHOUSE (1981)
ReplyDeleteProbably best to not stick around carnivals.
or
Show some respect to the fortune teller
The Breach (2022, Dir. Rodrigo Gudiño)
ReplyDeleteI knew inner beauty was a myth!
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteThis comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeletePet Sematary 2 (1992)
ReplyDeleteNo one yells “MOM,” quite like Furlong.
Sleepy Hollow (1999)
ReplyDeleteBeen sick. This is a comfort movie.
Disturbing Behavior (1998)
ReplyDeleteTeenage hormones versus evil science. Totally razor.
The Wolf Man | 1941
ReplyDeleteGypsy Curse - Chaney forever 50 years old.
No One Will Save You (2013)
ReplyDelete“This girls vibe is too much” - Aliens
Friday the 13th (1980)
ReplyDeleteMy Counseling Experience was more like Meatballs
Big Trouble in Little China (1986)
ReplyDeleteMy kid not here to "get it."
War of the Worlds (2005)
ReplyDeleteKamiński never met naturalistic choice he liked.
BENNY LOVES YOU (2019)
ReplyDeleteI’m no dog person, but GOOD LORD!
Blood for Dracula (1974)
ReplyDeleteThe *best* gay marxist pervert vampire movie.
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteDark Harvest (2023)
ReplyDeleteOkay, maybe boomers did have it worse.
ZODIAC (2007):
ReplyDeleteCounting it because it still terrifies me.
Stigmata (1999)
ReplyDeleteSigns of Jesus Christ make people wet
The Boogeyman (2023)
ReplyDeleteYou've got to burn that grief away
ALONE AT NIGHT (2022)
ReplyDeleteNothing is more terrifying than celebrity cameos.
Messiah of Evil (1973, dir. Willard Hyuck & Gloria Katz)
ReplyDeleteBlue Man Group's changed since the 70's.
Dracula (1958, dir. Terence Fisher)
ReplyDeletea.k.a. Pennyworth: The Origin of Batman's Butler
Color Out of Space (2019)
ReplyDeleteI think Lovecraft would've enjoyed this one.
30 Days of Night (2007)
ReplyDeleteAlaskan vampires: very fast and very chompy.
Tales of Halloween (2016)
ReplyDeleteHubby Hansel--he's so hot right now.
Bubba Ho-Tep (2002) dir. Don Coscarelli
ReplyDeleteNot scary but still better than Butler.
Final Destination 3 (2006)
ReplyDeleteOnce we pulled out the Lincoln picture…
Maximum Overdrive (1986)
ReplyDeleteBeen afraid of electric knives ever since
THE HAUNTING (1999)
ReplyDeleteJust imagine having to vacuum this house.
The Stylist (2020)
ReplyDeleteBrings a tear to Joe Spinell's eye.
Strangeland
ReplyDeleteKevin Gage, when Ted Levine is busy.
He Knows You're Alone
ReplyDeleteDropped ice cream is a mortal sin.
The Pope's Exorcist
ReplyDeleteMovie is fine, but Crowe is great.
The Howling | 1981
ReplyDelete80s swingers REALLY loved a theme party.
X (2022)
ReplyDeleteMcConaughey impersonator tries on uncomfortable farming footwear.
WE'RE GOING TO EAT YOU (1980, Dir. Tsui Hark)
ReplyDeleteNow that's a different interpretation of "cousin"!
The Exorcist: Believer (2023)
ReplyDeleteThe power of crap doesn't compel me.
PYEWACKET (2017)
ReplyDeleteWatch this on Mother’s Day, not Halloween.
Cursed | 2005
ReplyDeleteLA werewolves would never eat that much.
Pearl (2022)
ReplyDeleteMonologue, yes, but credits deserve equal praise.
The Mutations (1974)
ReplyDeletePresence of plants and Pleasance precipitates unpleasantness.
The Monster Squad (1987)
ReplyDeleteHow did wolfman's pants survive the dynamite?
Eyes Without a Face (1960 dir. Georges Franju)
ReplyDeleteChristianne really saved face at the end!
Halloween (1978 dir. John Carpenter)
ReplyDeleteWell, look who "Strode" back into town.
There’s Something Wrong with the Children (2023. Dir. Roxanne Benjamin).
ReplyDeleteEverything in this movie is my nightmare.
The Blob (1958)
ReplyDeleteIs last line a global warming premonition?
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteReview count for day 15: 51
ReplyDeleteReview total after day 15: 927