Stuart Gordon's RE-ANIMATOR (1985, ARROW BLU-RAY).Chicago-born director strikes gold by HEADing WEST.ORLucky break Hill's head/zombies Wi-Fi compatible.ORHerbert West's COD? Ironically, lead poisoning. SNAP!
House of Frankenstein, dir Erie C. Keaton, 1944Emo Werewolves bring girls to the yard
John Carpenter's THE THING (1982, 4K UHD).'Thing' chomps Doc. Why's corpse testing negative?ORIf Blair survived creature'd die of 'DIABEETUS.'
Hubie Halloween, dir Steven Brill, 2020Swiss Army Thermos: Pea Soup not included
Trick r Treat, Michael Dougherty, 2007Sequel: Sam brings pumpkin pie for Thanksgiving
Grimcutty (2022, Dir. John Ross)When dad is chillin', there's less killin'.
The Crazies (1973 - George A. Romero)70s, when monobrows were leading man material.
The Dead Zone (1983 - David Cronenberg)Talking about Sleepy Hollow - an actual vision!ORIt's cold, she wants you. Just stay! OR He got 'Dead Zoned' - which means fucked.
Lord of Illusions (1995)Horny Bakula fans beware - ain’t for you!
CRITTERS (1986) Critters sure take their time showing up.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022) You can always improve perfection.... Oh wait...
House II: The Second StoryWait... Cliff Clavin in House not bar?
Dead Snow (2009) dir. Tommy WirkolaPretty perfect, only missing 90s Dean Cameron. OrNaZombies ShNaZombies; take 5 minutes, wash face!
CRITTERS 2: THE MAIN COURSE (1988) Charlie should team up with Phantasm’s Reggie.
-Rosemary's Baby (1968)What plays was your husband in again?ORPushy neighbors are the servants of Satan.ORYou have to rock the Antichrist gently!
Demon Seed (1977 dvd)Heed these words: DONT piss off Alexa
Lake Placid (1999, dir. Steve Miner)Crocs twice that size here in Canada.
Hell Fest (2018)Great pace, great setting, fuck extreme haunts.
The Prowler (1981, dir. Joseph Zito) Only movie passing "Needs more pitchfork?" test.
The Pit (1981, dir. Lew Lehman) with FTM commentaryPeeping! Trogs! Pits! Movie has it all.
Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977, dir. John Boorman)African spiritualism! Telepathy! Hypnosis! Locusts! Not bad.
-John Carpenter's Halloween (1978)Like a doll's eyes? Oh, wrong movie.ORJudith's boyfriend: "brevity's the soul of wit."
CRITTERS 3 (1990) DiCaprio. Scorsese. Critters of the Flower Moon.
ParaNorman (2012)The Jon Brion score is melancholy perfection
Death Line (1972, dir. Gary Sherman)This cannibal exclusively eats stiff upper lips.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003 dir. Marcus Nispel)Still a better family than 7th Heaven.
Death Rider in the House of Vampires (2021)Watermarked, camripped bootleg... probably didn't affect quality.
Ghoulies 2 (1987)OR Italian title: Ghoulies 2: Electric Boogaloo.
Picnic at Hanging Rock (1975)Beautifully shot, no clue what just happened.
Hell House LLC (2015)Can’t wait for Hell House S-Corp.
Jakob's Wife (2021)I'd let Crampton stay a vampire too.
-Halloween II (1981)Ben Tramer: How to Make an EntranceORI'll have my nurse grilled, not boiled.
V/H/S/85 (2023)Well... Probably still cleaner than Lake Ontario!
Scream(1996 Dir Wes Craven)Even the credits has energy to spare
Children Shouldn’t Play With Dead Things | 1972Night of the Living College Acting Troupe
Horror Express | 1972Pulling from behind - Savalas by a nose.
CRITTERS 4 (1992) Angela Bassett. Brad Dourif. Together at last!
-Scream (1996)Real teens are only slightly less callous.
No One Will Save You (2023, dir. Brian Duffield)Should've checked if they're allergic to water.
The Changeling (1980)Scott too old for that family, anyway.
Dominion: Prequel to the Exorcist (2005)Film record for British people in shorts.
The Funhouse (1981)That’s not gonna be good for business.
TENTACLES (2022) She's got a gut feeling about him.
-Poltergeist (1982)Networks always giving ghosts worst time slot.
Silent Night (2012)After careful consideration- this doesn't make sense.
THE BOOGEYMAN (2023) Because “The Trauma Man” is too obvious?
Lord of Illusions(1995 Dir. Clive Barker)Not a "Quantum Leap" for early CGI
The Witch Who Came From The Sea (1976)A classic in "Cross your legs" Cinema
The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)Tim Curry should be in more musicals.
Psycho III (1986)Need a shower after this.....wait nevermind
Slumber Party Massacre (2021)No boobs got Roger Corman big mad
Life (2017)Martian murdersquid proves evolution is VERY real.
Random Acts of Violence (2020)Containing recognizably Canadian landmarks, namely Jay Baruchel
The Monster Club (1981)They did the club! They did the -
The Exorcist III (1990)Why was Brad Dourif's performance so reserved?
Review count for day 16: 55Review total after day 16: 982
Stuart Gordon's RE-ANIMATOR (1985, ARROW BLU-RAY).
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OR
Lucky break Hill's head/zombies Wi-Fi compatible.
OR
Herbert West's COD? Ironically, lead poisoning. SNAP!
House of Frankenstein, dir Erie C. Keaton, 1944
ReplyDeleteEmo Werewolves bring girls to the yard
John Carpenter's THE THING (1982, 4K UHD).
ReplyDelete'Thing' chomps Doc. Why's corpse testing negative?
OR
If Blair survived creature'd die of 'DIABEETUS.'
Hubie Halloween, dir Steven Brill, 2020
ReplyDeleteSwiss Army Thermos: Pea Soup not included
Trick r Treat, Michael Dougherty, 2007
ReplyDeleteSequel: Sam brings pumpkin pie for Thanksgiving
Grimcutty (2022, Dir. John Ross)
ReplyDeleteWhen dad is chillin', there's less killin'.
The Crazies (1973 - George A. Romero)
ReplyDelete70s, when monobrows were leading man material.
The Dead Zone (1983 - David Cronenberg)
ReplyDeleteTalking about Sleepy Hollow - an actual vision!
OR
It's cold, she wants you. Just stay!
OR
He got 'Dead Zoned' - which means fucked.
Lord of Illusions (1995)
ReplyDeleteHorny Bakula fans beware - ain’t for you!
CRITTERS (1986)
ReplyDeleteCritters sure take their time showing up.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022)
ReplyDeleteYou can always improve perfection.... Oh wait...
House II: The Second Story
ReplyDeleteWait... Cliff Clavin in House not bar?
Dead Snow (2009) dir. Tommy Wirkola
ReplyDeletePretty perfect, only missing 90s Dean Cameron.
Or
NaZombies ShNaZombies; take 5 minutes, wash face!
CRITTERS 2: THE MAIN COURSE (1988)
ReplyDeleteCharlie should team up with Phantasm’s Reggie.
-Rosemary's Baby (1968)
ReplyDeleteWhat plays was your husband in again?
OR
Pushy neighbors are the servants of Satan.
OR
You have to rock the Antichrist gently!
Demon Seed (1977 dvd)
ReplyDeleteHeed these words: DONT piss off Alexa
Lake Placid (1999, dir. Steve Miner)
ReplyDeleteCrocs twice that size here in Canada.
Hell Fest (2018)
ReplyDeleteGreat pace, great setting, fuck extreme haunts.
The Prowler (1981, dir. Joseph Zito)
ReplyDeleteOnly movie passing "Needs more pitchfork?" test.
The Pit (1981, dir. Lew Lehman) with FTM commentary
ReplyDeletePeeping! Trogs! Pits! Movie has it all.
Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977, dir. John Boorman)
ReplyDeleteAfrican spiritualism! Telepathy! Hypnosis! Locusts! Not bad.
-John Carpenter's Halloween (1978)
ReplyDeleteLike a doll's eyes? Oh, wrong movie.
OR
Judith's boyfriend: "brevity's the soul of wit."
CRITTERS 3 (1990)
ReplyDeleteDiCaprio. Scorsese. Critters of the Flower Moon.
ParaNorman (2012)
ReplyDeleteThe Jon Brion score is melancholy perfection
Death Line (1972, dir. Gary Sherman)
ReplyDeleteThis cannibal exclusively eats stiff upper lips.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003 dir. Marcus Nispel)
ReplyDeleteStill a better family than 7th Heaven.
Death Rider in the House of Vampires (2021)
ReplyDeleteWatermarked, camripped bootleg... probably didn't affect quality.
Ghoulies 2 (1987)
ReplyDeleteOR Italian title: Ghoulies 2: Electric Boogaloo.
Picnic at Hanging Rock (1975)
ReplyDeleteBeautifully shot, no clue what just happened.
Hell House LLC (2015)
ReplyDeleteCan’t wait for Hell House S-Corp.
Jakob's Wife (2021)
ReplyDeleteI'd let Crampton stay a vampire too.
-Halloween II (1981)
ReplyDeleteBen Tramer: How to Make an Entrance
OR
I'll have my nurse grilled, not boiled.
V/H/S/85 (2023)
ReplyDeleteWell... Probably still cleaner than Lake Ontario!
Scream(1996 Dir Wes Craven)
ReplyDeleteEven the credits has energy to spare
Children Shouldn’t Play With Dead Things | 1972
ReplyDeleteNight of the Living College Acting Troupe
Horror Express | 1972
ReplyDeletePulling from behind - Savalas by a nose.
CRITTERS 4 (1992)
ReplyDeleteAngela Bassett. Brad Dourif. Together at last!
-Scream (1996)
ReplyDeleteReal teens are only slightly less callous.
No One Will Save You (2023, dir. Brian Duffield)
ReplyDeleteShould've checked if they're allergic to water.
The Changeling (1980)
ReplyDeleteScott too old for that family, anyway.
Dominion: Prequel to the Exorcist (2005)
ReplyDeleteFilm record for British people in shorts.
The Funhouse (1981)
ReplyDeleteThat’s not gonna be good for business.
TENTACLES (2022)
ReplyDeleteShe's got a gut feeling about him.
-Poltergeist (1982)
ReplyDeleteNetworks always giving ghosts worst time slot.
Silent Night (2012)
ReplyDeleteAfter careful consideration- this doesn't make sense.
THE BOOGEYMAN (2023)
ReplyDeleteBecause “The Trauma Man” is too obvious?
Lord of Illusions(1995 Dir. Clive Barker)
ReplyDeleteNot a "Quantum Leap" for early CGI
The Witch Who Came From The Sea (1976)
ReplyDeleteA classic in "Cross your legs" Cinema
The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)
ReplyDeleteTim Curry should be in more musicals.
Psycho III (1986)
ReplyDeleteNeed a shower after this.....wait nevermind
Slumber Party Massacre (2021)
ReplyDeleteNo boobs got Roger Corman big mad
Life (2017)
ReplyDeleteMartian murdersquid proves evolution is VERY real.
Random Acts of Violence (2020)
ReplyDeleteContaining recognizably Canadian landmarks, namely Jay Baruchel
The Monster Club (1981)
ReplyDeleteThey did the club! They did the -
The Exorcist III (1990)
ReplyDeleteWhy was Brad Dourif's performance so reserved?
Review count for day 16: 55
ReplyDeleteReview total after day 16: 982