Saw X (2023)Saw xI...Jigsaw kills some deceitful Guatemalans!
Society (1989)Patrick, please show Erika as a commentary.
The Kindred (1987)Making fish people is important medical work!
Parents (1989)I once caught my mum swallowing people
Q (Dir. Larry Cohen)Quetelecelackel... Quetetetzalocolocol... Fuck it! It's called Q!
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Massacre at Central High (1976) and the end to my 4 movie horror-thon.School hang gliding team is killer idea
No One Lives (2012, Dir. Ryûhei Kitamura)Jason reimagined as an incredibly hot Welshman.
The Omen, Richard Donner, 1976I thought this is life with kids
Spirit Halloween (2022)So empty a spirit halloween moved in
Angst (1983 - Gerald Kargl)Not meant to be horror, truly terrifying.
DON’T KILL ME (2021) Using the soundtrack from Twin Peaks? Unacceptable!
Twenty Minutes With Cassandra (Shudder 2023)Outstanding creepshow monster story. Nicotero Nails It.
Screamers (1995) dir. Christian DuguayDick story. O’Bannon screenplay. Starring Weller. Craptastic. Or And you all thought Newt was annoying.
THE CONFERENCE (2023) Hope the new mall still gets built.
Wrong Turn (2003)You should have taken a right turn.
The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do ItThe Devil made me write this review.
Mirrors?srorriM gnihctaw rof yhport ym si erehW
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998)Down Mekhi Phifer, down, there's a killer
Life (2017)Trapped with Rebecca Ferguson? Sign me up!
The People Under the Stairs (1991)Wes Craven Presents: I Pity The Fool
Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark (2019)Dir: André Øvredal🎵🎶Must be the season of the witch🎶🎵
Martyrs (2008)Sick frickin' flick, even for the French.
B’TWIXT NOW AND SUNRISE: THE AUTHENTIC CUT (2011/2023) Quoth the raven, “Lose that ponytail, already!”
Cabin Fever (2002)Officer Olsen really knows how to party
Disturbing Behavior (1998)Bruce Greenwood is NEVER to be trusted
Insidious: The Red Door (2023)Needs Jocelin Donahue Mother's Day brunch scene
-An American Werewolf in London (1981)Shakespeare's porno-within-the-werewolf-movie trope.
PumpkinheadWe have a pumpkin. Where's the pie?
Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977)A Boorman bore, but better than Believer?
The Frighteners(1996). When your numbers up, call Frank Bannister
-Sleepy Hollow (1999)Dutch colonials play "keep away" for keeps.
ARACHNOPHOBIA (1990) Maybe the spider just wanted that wine.
Noroi (2005)Japanese really have an expert for everything.
Urban Legend (1998)I still believe that thing about headlights.
Cobweb (2023)Substitutes just told us to shut up.
Totally Killer (2023)November 1st clearance aisles’ top selling mask!
Final Exam (1981)So... the killer is just...some guy?
BRUISER (2000, Dir. George A Romero)Huge Grateful Dead Steal Your Face metaphor
DEMON WIND (1990, Dir. Charles Philip Moore)Sounds like the post Exorcist Believer fart
CITY OF THE DEAD (1960, Dir. John Llewellyn Moxley)Christopher Lee at his most Alan Arkin...
FRANKENSTEIN'S BLOODY TERROR (1968, Dir. Enrique López Eguiluz)It's all Naschy groans, cleavage and sitar!Frankenstein likes to get Naschy with chains
Urban Legend (1998) dir. Jaime Blanks1/2 of budget spent on Leto’s Botox
WINTER BEAST (1992, Dir. Christopher Thies)Sinful dwarf plus Malcolm McDowell equals mayor
Urban Legend (1998)Dourif's second best performance with a stutter.
Overlord (2018)There's nothing worse than Nazis. Oh wait...
Saw VI (2009)Jigsaw is for sure a Bernie bro
THE LOST BOYS (1987) "Death by newly remastered 5.1 surround sound."
Sugar Hill (1974)Blaxploitation horror has a high batting average
Mad God (2021. Dir. Phil Tippett). Stayed awake through this animated nightmare fuel?
The Clovehitch Killer(2018 Dir Duncan Skiles)Films fine. That "monkey stuff" stuff? uncool.
The Mummy’s Tomb (1942)Better title: Attack of the Stock Footage!
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