Quentin Tarantino's THE HATEFUL EIGHT: THEATRICAL (2015, BLU-RAY).Morricone's "Exorcist II" music excerpt, delightful surprise.ORExploding heads straight out of "Scanners," "Maniac."
JASON X (2001. SCREAM FACTORY BLU-RAY).'Space, the final frontier...' of creative failure.ORWeakest 'final girl' of entire 'Jason' franchise.
Saw 5, David Hack,l 2008 Luke's wig water absorption guaranteed his safety
Urban Legend (1998, Dir. Jamie Blanks)That's what anti-stuttering bigotry gets you!
Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday (1993 - Adam Marcus)"I always wear thongs on special ops."ORJason not in movie - his worst nightmare?
Pumpkinhead (1988, dir. Stan Winston)Part 3 he'll finally wear the pumpkin.
JACK THE RIPPER (1976) Jack had mommy issues? This explains everything!
The Wolf of Snow Hollow (2020)Dir: Jim Cummings"There is no such thing as werewolves."
As Above, So Below (2014)I always knew hell was in France.
Ghost Story (1981) dir. John IrvinLotta fuckin’, stabbin’ for Fred Astaire movie.
The Invisible Woman (2020) dir. Leigh WhannellChekov’s dog didn’t go-off in third act.
Chromeskull: Laid to Rest 2 (2011, dir. Robert Hall)It's not why I watch horror movies.
The Thing (1982, dir. John Carpenter)Blu-ray illuminates amazing practical effects, nose ring.
Mary Shelley's Frankenstein (1994)Now make one called "Kenneth Branagh's Apology."
I'm Dangerous Tonight (1990, dir. Tobe Hooper)Tony Perkins has history with women's clothes...
Blood Feast (1963) dir. Herschell Gordon LewisMore amateurish than Red, White and Blaine.
The Boogie Man Will Get You (1942, dir. Lew Landers)More like Unfunny Comedy Will Annoy You.
Hubie Halloween (2020 Netflix)Worth it solely for mom t-shirt gags.
DELIVER US FROM EVIL (2023) Coming this fall on NBC: Exorcist Cops!
Saw IV (2007)Dumb, still enthralled when final theme plays.
Food of the Gods (1976 Dir Bert I. Gordon)Marjoe fights giant cock. Not a porn
Teeth (2007) dir. Mitchell Lichtenstein Kinda impossible to write a funny review.
URBAN LEGEND (1998) “Freaks all week.” More like all month.
Urban Legend (1998)Interrupted dial up connection brings back memories.
Little Shop of Horrors | 1986Not Cruelty Free Plant Based Horror
Phantom of the Paradise | 1974I like my Beef well done.
Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)Can't wait for Sid Meier's Syphilization VII.
Rockula | 1990Sucked out the last drop of 80s.
The Deadly Spawn (1983)Would've been better with Michael Jai White
The Crazies (1973)Botched emergency response and government incompetence? Terrifying.
DISTURBING BEHAVOIR (1998) Ahead of its time… but still ‘90s.
Jennifer's Body (2009 dir. Karyn Kusama)Did Taylor Swift successfully sacrifice a virgin?orFeaturing Adam Brody as occult Brandon Flowers!
CAST A DEADLY SPELL (1991, Dir. Martin Campbell)Ending completely ripped off from Gwar tour
WITCH HUNT (1994, Dir. Paul Schrader) Only inflation concern was a starlet's bazooms!
Hush…Hush, Sweet Charlotte (1964. Dir. Robert Aldrich). It’s no Baby Jane, but it’s camptastic.
Super Dark Times (2017) dir. Kevin PhillipsDon’t worry. It’s fine. Play with katana.
Pulse (1988 Dir. Paul Golding)Title offers what film is sadly missingorOne Lawrence short of a full podcast
Corpsey (2009) Often feels like a real Blair Witch.
Review count for day 19: 38Review total after day 19: 1109