Chuck Russell's THE BLOB (1988, SCREAM FACTORY 4K UHD). First time seeing the movie in 4K.Blub. BLUB??!! BlUb. 𝄞 Bbbblllluuuubbb! ♬ Blub-BLUB-bLub-BLUB. BL-EFFIN-UB! blub.ORKevin Dillon's mullet. Arbeville's collective spirit animal.OR"Attack of the Leftover Pepto Bismol Containers."
Frank Darabont's THE MIST (2009, BLACK & WHITE 4K UHD). First time seeing the movie in B&W 4K. Unofficial start of "Walking Dead" shared universe.OR--'Hasn't Punisher been punished enough?'--HELL no.OR'Tonight, on a very special "Brooklyn Nine-Nine"...
The Invisible Man (1933)Claude Rains derails trains; sleeps in grains
Downrange (2017, Dir. Ryûhei Kitamura)Has anyone checked on Tom Berenger lately?
The Witch's Mirror, Chano Urueta, 1962High collared maids make the best witches
Saw VI, Kevin Grutert 2009Hoffman's pout goes down to his knees
Amsterdamned (1988)Remade as The World is Not Enough.
Halloween II (1981)Legs don't work except when they do
Night of the Hunted (2023)Gas station food is so damn random
Demons 2 (1986)Italian demons are really moist and gelatinous
The Witch (2015)The witch's skincare routine is pretty extreme.
Hell House LLC III: Lake of Fire (2019)Cheaper, dumber, and worse than you think.
The Frighteners (1996)Sexual repression has a name: Milton Dammers.
THE NUN (2018) The Nun’s wearing Art the Clown’s makeup.
Halloween (2018)Who the fuck calls their grandma, "Grandmother"?
-The Return of the Living Dead (1985)...or: How I Learned to EAT BRAINS.OREvery movie needs a nude death fetishist.
Hannibal (2001, dir. Ridley Scott)Crocodile Dundee level of animal subduing powers.
2000 Maniacs (1964)These ghosts know how to use phones
Friday the 13th: Part 2 (1981, dir. Steve Miner)Was the worst crime all the peeping?
Goosebumps (2023 D+)"Paraphrases" Elm Street and more. Still awesome!
ANNABELLE: CREATION (2017) Doesn’t quite explain what Annabelle’s deal is.
Saw VI (09)Jigsaw fights true evil: American health insurance.
Night of the Demon (1957)Next: "Dawn of the Demon: Mall Maleficence"
Psycho III (1986)Perfect if you like some sweaty Fahey.
-Fright Night (1985)Herman's head spies vampire through rear window.
Knife + Heart (2018)Nice Guys could help solve porno murders
The Blob (1988)Spoiler Alert: government experiment not entirely secure.
Jigsaw (2017, dir. Spierig Brothers)When you phone in a Saw movie.
ANNABELLE (2014) The fans demanded prequel about Annabelle’s neighbors?
-David Cronenberg's The Fly (1986)The strongest argument against wine-drunk teleporting.
The Town that Dreaded Sundown (1976)Never bring your trombone to Lovers' Lane.
The Exorcist (1973)Finally faced my fears and watched it!
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Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers(1988 dir. Dwight H Little)Original is Mikey GOAT but its close
Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers(1989 Dir. Dominique Othenin-Girard)At least Halloween 6 has Paul Rudd
Dr. Terror's House of Horrors (1965, dir. Freddie Francis)Never play cards with Cushing. Especially Tarot.
-Tales from the Hood (1995)Does that whole drawing thing actually work?
Alien (1979)Late-late-late-late-late stage capitalism
Possession (1981)Pure insanity with Godfatherish score, Scarfaceish staircase.
THE CONJURING (2013) Waiting for PS5 version of clapping game.
Totally Killer (2023)Time travel moms are way too horny.
Stir of Echoes (1999)Regretful but 1,000 yards rushing is huge.
ANNABELLE COMES HOME (2019) The 1970s have never looked so 2019-ish.
The Box (2009 Dir. Richard Kelly)Is it always the wives pushing buttons?
Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth (1992 Dir Anthony Hickox)It's a massacre on the dance floor.
Nurse (2013) (sadly, not in 3-D)Is shower underwear required by hospital policy?
-Alien (1979)Jazz hands xenomorph just wants to dance.ORSphincter duct hatches reduce heating/cooling costs.ORAsh, that isn't how people consume media.
Saw 3D: The Final Chapter, Kevin Grutert, 2010Jigsaw's hooks aren't as effective as Pinheadsor3D is Cary Elwes' personal jigsaw game
Haunted Mansion (2023, dir. Justin Simien) One of the product placements is WILD.
The Witch (2016)Too bad this isn't available in English.
You misspelled the title. It's The VVitch 😜🤣
THE CURSE OF LA LLORONA (2019) I've already forgotten what this movie's about.
The Babysitter (2017)Babysitters Club like dis? Shoulda read those!
Renfield (2023)I just want the classic B&W remake.
-A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)That sweater...Did Freddy die at Christmas?
It Comes at Night (2017) dir. Trey Edward Shults Next watch COME AND SEE for pick-me-up.
The Signal (2007) dir. David Bruckner, Jacob Gentry, Dan BushBowen has the crazy in every movie
The Funhouse (1981)Smash Cut Cinema ScreeningHooper gave us the best Carneysploitation film.
Review count for day 21: 57Review total after day 21: 1213
13 Ghosts (1960. Dir. William Castle). Ghosts are scarier when viewed in Delusion-o!
Chuck Russell's THE BLOB (1988, SCREAM FACTORY 4K UHD). First time seeing the movie in 4K.
ReplyDeleteBlub. BLUB??!! BlUb. 𝄞 Bbbblllluuuubbb! ♬ Blub-BLUB-bLub-BLUB. BL-EFFIN-UB! blub.
OR
Kevin Dillon's mullet. Arbeville's collective spirit animal.
OR
"Attack of the Leftover Pepto Bismol Containers."
Frank Darabont's THE MIST (2009, BLACK & WHITE 4K UHD). First time seeing the movie in B&W 4K.
ReplyDeleteUnofficial start of "Walking Dead" shared universe.
OR
--'Hasn't Punisher been punished enough?'
--HELL no.
OR
'Tonight, on a very special "Brooklyn Nine-Nine"...
The Invisible Man (1933)
ReplyDeleteClaude Rains derails trains; sleeps in grains
Downrange (2017, Dir. Ryûhei Kitamura)
ReplyDeleteHas anyone checked on Tom Berenger lately?
The Witch's Mirror, Chano Urueta, 1962
ReplyDeleteHigh collared maids make the best witches
Saw VI, Kevin Grutert 2009
ReplyDeleteHoffman's pout goes down to his knees
Amsterdamned (1988)
ReplyDeleteRemade as The World is Not Enough.
Halloween II (1981)
ReplyDeleteLegs don't work except when they do
Night of the Hunted (2023)
ReplyDeleteGas station food is so damn random
Demons 2 (1986)
ReplyDeleteItalian demons are really moist and gelatinous
The Witch (2015)
ReplyDeleteThe witch's skincare routine is pretty extreme.
Hell House LLC III: Lake of Fire (2019)
ReplyDeleteCheaper, dumber, and worse than you think.
The Frighteners (1996)
ReplyDeleteSexual repression has a name: Milton Dammers.
THE NUN (2018)
ReplyDeleteThe Nun’s wearing Art the Clown’s makeup.
Halloween (2018)
ReplyDeleteWho the fuck calls their grandma, "Grandmother"?
-The Return of the Living Dead (1985)
ReplyDelete...or: How I Learned to EAT BRAINS.
OR
Every movie needs a nude death fetishist.
Hannibal (2001, dir. Ridley Scott)
ReplyDeleteCrocodile Dundee level of animal subduing powers.
2000 Maniacs (1964)
ReplyDeleteThese ghosts know how to use phones
Friday the 13th: Part 2 (1981, dir. Steve Miner)
ReplyDeleteWas the worst crime all the peeping?
Goosebumps (2023 D+)
ReplyDelete"Paraphrases" Elm Street and more. Still awesome!
ANNABELLE: CREATION (2017)
ReplyDeleteDoesn’t quite explain what Annabelle’s deal is.
Saw VI (09)
ReplyDeleteJigsaw fights true evil: American health insurance.
Night of the Demon (1957)
ReplyDeleteNext: "Dawn of the Demon: Mall Maleficence"
Psycho III (1986)
ReplyDeletePerfect if you like some sweaty Fahey.
-Fright Night (1985)
ReplyDeleteHerman's head spies vampire through rear window.
Knife + Heart (2018)
ReplyDeleteNice Guys could help solve porno murders
The Blob (1988)
ReplyDeleteSpoiler Alert: government experiment not entirely secure.
Jigsaw (2017, dir. Spierig Brothers)
ReplyDeleteWhen you phone in a Saw movie.
ANNABELLE (2014)
ReplyDeleteThe fans demanded prequel about Annabelle’s neighbors?
-David Cronenberg's The Fly (1986)
ReplyDeleteThe strongest argument against wine-drunk teleporting.
The Town that Dreaded Sundown (1976)
ReplyDeleteNever bring your trombone to Lovers' Lane.
The Exorcist (1973)
ReplyDeleteFinally faced my fears and watched it!
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteHalloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers(1988 dir. Dwight H Little)
ReplyDeleteOriginal is Mikey GOAT but its close
Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers(1989 Dir. Dominique Othenin-Girard)
ReplyDeleteAt least Halloween 6 has Paul Rudd
Dr. Terror's House of Horrors (1965, dir. Freddie Francis)
ReplyDeleteNever play cards with Cushing. Especially Tarot.
-Tales from the Hood (1995)
ReplyDeleteDoes that whole drawing thing actually work?
Alien (1979)
ReplyDeleteLate-late-late-late-late stage capitalism
Possession (1981)
ReplyDeletePure insanity with Godfatherish score, Scarfaceish staircase.
THE CONJURING (2013)
ReplyDeleteWaiting for PS5 version of clapping game.
Totally Killer (2023)
ReplyDeleteTime travel moms are way too horny.
Stir of Echoes (1999)
ReplyDeleteRegretful but 1,000 yards rushing is huge.
ANNABELLE COMES HOME (2019)
ReplyDeleteThe 1970s have never looked so 2019-ish.
The Box (2009 Dir. Richard Kelly)
ReplyDeleteIs it always the wives pushing buttons?
Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth (1992 Dir Anthony Hickox)
ReplyDeleteIt's a massacre on the dance floor.
Nurse (2013) (sadly, not in 3-D)
ReplyDeleteIs shower underwear required by hospital policy?
-Alien (1979)
ReplyDeleteJazz hands xenomorph just wants to dance.
OR
Sphincter duct hatches reduce heating/cooling costs.
OR
Ash, that isn't how people consume media.
Saw 3D: The Final Chapter, Kevin Grutert, 2010
ReplyDeleteJigsaw's hooks aren't as effective as Pinheads
or
3D is Cary Elwes' personal jigsaw game
Haunted Mansion (2023, dir. Justin Simien)
ReplyDeleteOne of the product placements is WILD.
The Witch (2016)
ReplyDeleteToo bad this isn't available in English.
You misspelled the title. It's The VVitch 😜🤣
DeleteTHE CURSE OF LA LLORONA (2019)
ReplyDeleteI've already forgotten what this movie's about.
The Babysitter (2017)
ReplyDeleteBabysitters Club like dis? Shoulda read those!
Renfield (2023)
ReplyDeleteI just want the classic B&W remake.
-A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
ReplyDeleteThat sweater...
Did Freddy die at Christmas?
It Comes at Night (2017) dir. Trey Edward Shults
ReplyDeleteNext watch COME AND SEE for pick-me-up.
The Signal (2007) dir. David Bruckner, Jacob Gentry, Dan Bush
ReplyDeleteBowen has the crazy in every movie
The Funhouse (1981)
ReplyDeleteSmash Cut Cinema Screening
Hooper gave us the best Carneysploitation film.
Review count for day 21: 57
ReplyDeleteReview total after day 21: 1213
13 Ghosts (1960. Dir. William Castle).
ReplyDeleteGhosts are scarier when viewed in Delusion-o!