John Carpenter's CHRISTINE (1983, 4K UHD).When bitch's in heat, Killdozer will play.ORItalian title: "Strip Nude For Your Kill[OV]er."
Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982 dir. Tommy Lee Wallace)Tom Atkins, the sex symbol we need.
Jigsaw, Michael & Peter Spierig, 2017Can you really die if there's flashbacks?
Re-animator (1985)Beware doctors with padded rooms in office.
No One will Save You(2023)Extraterrestrial redecorating crew leaves much to desire
THE CONJURING 2 (2016) Take a drink whenever someone says "biscuits."
The Ruins(2008). Vacation essentials: swimsuits, sunscreen, supernatural garden shears.
Night Of The Hunted (2023, Dir. Franck Kahlfoun)Twitter thread masquerading as shitty sniper movie.
Oculus (2013, dir. Mike Flanagan)Better than I remembered. Mike Flanagan rules.
The Box (2009)Wives sure are good at pushing buttons
Knock Knock (2015)No duh she's psychotic. She chugged syrup!
Hell Fest (2018)It’s fun, but it’s not The Funhouse.
THE CONJURING: THE DEVIL MADE ME DO IT (2021) The Devil made me… write seven words.
Wolf (1994)Most normal romance in a Nicholson movie.
Dr. Giggles (1992)Needed to remind myself I dislike it
The Fall on the House of Usher (1928)Anyone else zone out during silent movies?
Burnt Offerings (1976)Crazy closing not worth the slow burn
Candyman (1992)I like how trance-y the movie gets
The Funhouse (1981)It wisely gives Kevin Conway multiple roles
Child's Play 3 (1991)I'm mad crushing on military Perrey Reeves
Frailty (2001)Youngest son looks like kid Ron Eldard
Casper (1995)Need to get Patrick ghost Pullman shirt
Near Dark (1987)What if the ALIENS cast were vampires?
Needful Things (1993) dir. Fraser Clarke HestonStarts Lady in White. Ends Kill Bill.
Saw X (2023)Masterclass in making movie with zero stakes.
Urban Legend (1998)Real Rory Gilmore vibes from Jared Leto.
Children of the Corn (2020)Even adults in Derry aren't this bad
INTERVIEW WITH A VAMPIRE (1994) Vampires drink blood, but Cruise goes ham.
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Cobweb (2023)Dir: Samuel BodinEssential viewing for the Halloween atmosphere alone.
Nightbeast(1982 Dir. Don Dohler)Silver Fro Sam Elliot substitute saves civilization
Spiral: From the Book of Saw (2021)He was trapped. Then... he was slapped.
-A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)Spirit of Harryhausen Freddy buries the competition.
Urban Legends: Final Cut (2000)Ottman's so not winning the Hitchcock Award.
The Funhouse (1981)The movie that inspired Spirit Halloween Superstore
-The House of the Devil (2009)Tom Noonan's such a sweet old Satanist.ORI ordered NO rufies on my pizza!
Friday the 13th Part 6: Jason LivesBest car-chase involving staring at vulva.
BALLET OF BLOOD (2015) Like Suspiria, but with more machine guns.
SNAKE WOMAN'S CURSE (1968, dir. Nobuo Nakagawa)Snakes do not appreciate peasants being abused
IT (1990 Bluray)Sorry Muschietti fans..ITs superior to me
CORPSE BRIDE (2005)Reminds me how good another film is
-The Exorcist (1973)Never saw if Ritalin improved Pazuzu's math.
Targets (1968)All those horrific crimes…and he litters!
The Leopard Man (1943)Kiki, do you love me? Scratch me?
Tremors (1990)Reba, I’m begging, do that to me.
The Omen (1976)Don’t Tell Gregory Peck the Babysitter’s Dead
High Tension (2003)Chose the wrong time to eat pepperoni.
The Witch (2015)Pilgrims suck at farming, hunting, blame devil.
The Fall of the House of Usher (1928)The superimposed candles in the funeral scene.
The Black Cat (1934)Murder Slightly After on the Orient Express
Burnt OfferingsGee, did Stephen King see this movie?
The Convent (2000)Is this an unofficial (fluorescent) Demons sequel?
RECSo much scarier with a full house
Piranha II: The SpawningThis movie is great! Minus the piranhas...
Demons 2 (1986)Who was narrating or filming the documentary??
The Birds (1963, dir. Alfred Hitchcock)Hot take: this is not lesser-Hitchcock.
The Halloween Tree (1993)Good animation and music but pretty boring
Fear Street: 1994 (2021)Netflix horror series? Stranger Things have happened.
The Wolf Man (1941)Welcome to Llanwelly VillagePoem Population 1
Little Shop of Horrors (1986)George Lucas took notes for Padme's death
Thir13en Ghosts (2001. Dir. Steve Beck). Like a friendlier yet still R “Hellraiser.”
Personal Shopper (2016 dir. Olivier Assayas)Your Place haunted? Consider sippy cups.
Alligator (1980)I love revenge. Especially for roided alligators.
The House that Dripped Blood (1971)Better than what my house is dripping
Review count for day 22: 64Review total after day 22: 1277