Jennifer Carpenter in Scott Derrickson's THE EXORCISM OF EMILY ROSE (2005, HULU) for the first time.Underrated "Exorcist"-meets-"Law & Order" crossover. 'It's fine.'ORDeborah Morgan in PG-13 flick? STFU, mother-effer!
The Relic 1997 (Dir. Peter Hyams)My projector lightbulb blew... I didn't notice.
Saw X (2023, Dir. Kevin Greutert)Jigsaws are made in Mexico? ¡Dios mio!
Leprechaun (1993 - Mark Jones)Jones still angry about Aniston's huge success. ORCan't she return for a small part?
Hocus Pocus (1993 - Kenny Ortega)Crush on witched-up Sarah Jessica Parker unlocked.
House of 1000 Corpses (2003 - Rob Zombie)I've to respect the well-crafted Fish Dwight.
Final Destination 2 (2003 - David R. Ellis)Most deaths stem from 2003 toxic culture.
The Night House (2020)To state the obvious, Rebecca Hall rules
Halloween Kills (2021)Haddonfield. Most livable city for vigilante mobs
UNDERWORLD (2003) “Lycan,” “Lycan,” “Lycan.” Just say “werewolf” already!
Smile (2022, dir. Parker Finn)🎵 ...the whole world jump scares with you 🎵
Werewolf by Night in Color (2023, dir. Michael Giacchino)The version everyone was totally clamoring for.
Cobweb (2023)Pretty much everyone who died deserved it.
The Blackening (2022)And I thought Trivial Pursuit was cutthroat!
The Babadook (2014)Maybe conservative nutjobs are right. Ban books!
Evil Dead Rise (2023)Lowbrow horror set in highrise apartment building.
The Boogeyman (2023)Only watched half so...
Burying the Ex (2014)This is becoming annual viewing every October
UNDERWORLD: EVOLUTION (2006) Director: “More blue filters! Make it bluer!”
My Super Psycho Sweet 16 (2009) dir. Jacob Gentry Roller rink massacre missing murder by skates.
Idle Hands (1999) dir. Rodman FlenderPNub both greatest and worst movie name. OrRemember 92 minute long Offspring music videos?
No One Will Save You (2023 dir. Brian Duffield)Some alien psychiatrists use very questionable methods.
Saw X (2023 Dir Kevin Greutert) Warning. This isn't a cute cat movie
orKramer gets scammed. Scammers get life exam
UNDERWORLD: RISE OF THE LYCANS (2009) That’s a lot of shirtless Michael Sheen.
-Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)I Sutherland-scream at Punisher skull decals.
The Legacy of Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022) (bonus documentary from the 4k blu-ray)Got it for Heather, was not disappointed
Firestarter (1984)Drew burns down more than writing staff.
Wendell & Wild (2022)Boris Trump is the stuff of nightmares
The Haunted Mansion (2003)Eddy's flippant flip phone calling while driving
Jennifer's Body (2009)The flesh is weak, like a lasagna
-Aliens (1986)Most xenomorph attacks occur in shallow water.
Mostly.
UNDERWORLD: AWAKENING (2012) “The world has changed.” Has it, though?
Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948)Few movies can make me this happy.
OUIJA: ORIGIN OF EVIL (2016):Young actress delivers jaw-dropping villain performance.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)What time do these people eat dinner?!
The Blackening (2023)Bitch, are you gonna finish that quesadilla?
UNDERWORLD: BLOOD WARS (2016) Why don’t vampires ever wipe their chins?
Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)Ted wandered too far from phone booth
EVIL DEAD RISE (2023. Dir. Lee Cronin)Wasn't grate! Needed a slice of cheese
Anaconda (1997)Denise, why you crying? Gary sucked
House on Haunted Hill (1959) dir. William Castle Price PULLed THE STRINGS before ‘twas cool. Or Acid tubs all the rage on VRBO.
People under the stairs (1991)Boy trooper must discipline mommy and daddy ORThe dog dies, but it's really okay
Review count for day 23: 42Review total after day 23: 1319
Jennifer Carpenter in Scott Derrickson's THE EXORCISM OF EMILY ROSE (2005, HULU) for the first time.
ReplyDeleteUnderrated "Exorcist"-meets-"Law & Order" crossover. 'It's fine.'
OR
Deborah Morgan in PG-13 flick? STFU, mother-effer!
The Relic 1997 (Dir. Peter Hyams)
ReplyDeleteMy projector lightbulb blew... I didn't notice.
Saw X (2023, Dir. Kevin Greutert)
ReplyDeleteJigsaws are made in Mexico? ¡Dios mio!
Leprechaun (1993 - Mark Jones)
ReplyDeleteJones still angry about Aniston's huge success.
OR
Can't she return for a small part?
Hocus Pocus (1993 - Kenny Ortega)
ReplyDeleteCrush on witched-up Sarah Jessica Parker unlocked.
House of 1000 Corpses (2003 - Rob Zombie)
ReplyDeleteI've to respect the well-crafted Fish Dwight.
Final Destination 2 (2003 - David R. Ellis)
ReplyDeleteMost deaths stem from 2003 toxic culture.
The Night House (2020)
ReplyDeleteTo state the obvious, Rebecca Hall rules
Halloween Kills (2021)
ReplyDeleteHaddonfield. Most livable city for vigilante mobs
UNDERWORLD (2003)
ReplyDelete“Lycan,” “Lycan,” “Lycan.” Just say “werewolf” already!
Smile (2022, dir. Parker Finn)
ReplyDelete🎵 ...the whole world jump scares with you 🎵
Werewolf by Night in Color (2023, dir. Michael Giacchino)
ReplyDeleteThe version everyone was totally clamoring for.
Cobweb (2023)
ReplyDeletePretty much everyone who died deserved it.
The Blackening (2022)
ReplyDeleteAnd I thought Trivial Pursuit was cutthroat!
The Babadook (2014)
ReplyDeleteMaybe conservative nutjobs are right. Ban books!
Evil Dead Rise (2023)
ReplyDeleteLowbrow horror set in highrise apartment building.
The Boogeyman (2023)
ReplyDeleteOnly watched half so...
Burying the Ex (2014)
ReplyDeleteThis is becoming annual viewing every October
UNDERWORLD: EVOLUTION (2006)
ReplyDeleteDirector: “More blue filters! Make it bluer!”
My Super Psycho Sweet 16 (2009) dir. Jacob Gentry
ReplyDeleteRoller rink massacre missing murder by skates.
Idle Hands (1999) dir. Rodman Flender
ReplyDeletePNub both greatest and worst movie name.
Or
Remember 92 minute long Offspring music videos?
No One Will Save You (2023 dir. Brian Duffield)
ReplyDeleteSome alien psychiatrists use very questionable methods.
ReplyDeleteSaw X (2023 Dir Kevin Greutert)
Warning. This isn't a cute cat movie
or
DeleteKramer gets scammed. Scammers get life exam
UNDERWORLD: RISE OF THE LYCANS (2009)
ReplyDeleteThat’s a lot of shirtless Michael Sheen.
-Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)
ReplyDeleteI Sutherland-scream at Punisher skull decals.
The Legacy of Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022) (bonus documentary from the 4k blu-ray)
ReplyDeleteGot it for Heather, was not disappointed
Firestarter (1984)
ReplyDeleteDrew burns down more than writing staff.
Wendell & Wild (2022)
ReplyDeleteBoris Trump is the stuff of nightmares
The Haunted Mansion (2003)
ReplyDeleteEddy's flippant flip phone calling while driving
Jennifer's Body (2009)
ReplyDeleteThe flesh is weak, like a lasagna
-Aliens (1986)
ReplyDeleteMost xenomorph attacks occur in shallow water.
Mostly.
DeleteUNDERWORLD: AWAKENING (2012)
ReplyDelete“The world has changed.” Has it, though?
Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948)
ReplyDeleteFew movies can make me this happy.
OUIJA: ORIGIN OF EVIL (2016):
ReplyDeleteYoung actress delivers jaw-dropping villain performance.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
ReplyDeleteWhat time do these people eat dinner?!
The Blackening (2023)
ReplyDeleteBitch, are you gonna finish that quesadilla?
UNDERWORLD: BLOOD WARS (2016)
ReplyDeleteWhy don’t vampires ever wipe their chins?
Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)
ReplyDeleteTed wandered too far from phone booth
EVIL DEAD RISE (2023. Dir. Lee Cronin)
ReplyDeleteWasn't grate! Needed a slice of cheese
Anaconda (1997)
ReplyDeleteDenise, why you crying? Gary sucked
House on Haunted Hill (1959) dir. William Castle
ReplyDeletePrice PULLed THE STRINGS before ‘twas cool.
Or
Acid tubs all the rage on VRBO.
People under the stairs (1991)
ReplyDeleteBoy trooper must discipline mommy and daddy
OR
The dog dies, but it's really okay
Review count for day 23: 42
ReplyDeleteReview total after day 23: 1319