Tuesday, October 31, 2023

2023 Scary Movie Challenge Day 31

78 comments:

  1. MATT REEVES TWO-FER! [Mikko, count this post as two separate reviews... please??!! :-)]

    CLOVERFIELD (2008, 4K UHD). First time seeing the movie in 4K.

    DISGUSTING, TERRIFYING... but enough about T.J. Miller.

    OR

    NY Post headline: 'KAIJU GETS LIBERTY HEAD.'

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    THE BATMAN (2022, 4K UHD).

    Bats' crazy Halloween week somehow delivered HELL-O-WIN!

    OR

    Wish dialogue muted. Let Giacchino's score narrate.

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  2. Graveyard Shift (1990)

    Came for Dourif, stayed for it all

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  3. 'HALLOWEEN OUT-OF-NEW-TIMELINE-SEQUELS DOUBLE FEATURE' [Mikko... same deal as before! :-P]

    Tommy Lee Wallace's HALLOWEEN III: SEASON OF THE WITCH (1982, 4K UHD).

    Soon-to-lose-his-head drunk hobo should've been 'Buck' Flowers.

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    'Let's hear it for the [oversexed] boy

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    Rick Rosenthal's HALLOWEEN: RESURRECTION (2002, BLU-RAY).

    Butcher of OG "Halloween II'" completes hack-a-thon.

    OR

    Sub-basement of Myers house looks like "Barbarian's."

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  4. Freaks (1932)
    “Gooble gobble Gooble gobble
    One of us…”

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  5. The Blob (1958)
    My God! Someone please believe Steve MacQueen!

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  6. Suspiria (1977)
    Phoenix gives up singing for dancing school…

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  7. Philip Kaufman's INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS (1978, MAX).

    Rated 'PG' for 'Pretty Good [sexy boobs].'

    OR

    If characters watched own movie they'd... ZZZZZZZZZzzzz...

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  8. A heads up: the last day's reviews will be counted once the month has changed in all time zones, so please get your reviews in while it's still October. Thank you.

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  9. Martin Scorsese's KILLERS OF THE FLOWER MOON (2023, IMAX) for the first time.

    Scariest scene: DeNiro watching 'TULSA 1921' newsreel.

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  10. Ernest Scared Stupid (1991, dir. John Cherry)

    Used to love Ernest... three decades ago.

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  11. Suitable Flesh (2023 Dir. Joe Lynch)
    Sorry neighbourhood trick-or-treaters for loudly playing this

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  12. Phantasm Ravager (2016 blu)

    Phantasmverse. Reggie vs Tall Man. A ball!

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    1. (quick note: i picked this for the final day of scary movie month as the original Phantasm was IMMENSELY influential in opening my childhood eyes to horror. seemed like a perfect bookend to wrap up Scary Movie Month. great job by all in watching and sharing 7 word reviews!!! Go Team F This!)

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  13. Black Mirror: Beyond the Sea (2023 - John Crowley)
    Retrofuturistic and voluntary Face/Off in space, bitch.

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  14. NIGHT OF THE DEMONS (1988)

    Even burnt, Angela remains an appealing demon
    or
    Most gratuitous butt shots of the month

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  15. THE COMEDY OF TERRORS (1964)

    Vincent Price needs another line of work
    or
    Do you like Macbeth with your horror?

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  16. NIGHT LIFE (1989)

    Lightning has more power than I thought
    or
    Zombies run around, maybe for too long.

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  17. Underwater (2020, Dir. William Eubank)

    K-Stew will not condone any monstrous deepthroating.

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  18. Sinister (2012, dir. Scott Derrickson)

    Don't forget your 7 word reviews, Ethan!

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  19. COUNT DUCKULA: THE VAMPIRE STRIKES BACK (1986-ish)

    The real attack of the killer tomatoes.

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  20. Malignant (2021)

    That Gabriel is really growing on me.

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  21. The Hidden (1987, dir. Jack Sholder)

    Finally, not horror? But a great time!

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  22. THE MIDNIGHT HOUR (1985)

    Wish I had an undead cheerleader girlfriend.

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  23. Hubie Halloween

    I would have bullied Hubie as well.

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  24. Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers

    Can we George Lucas a new mask?

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  25. They Live

    Needed to get my Carpenter fix in.

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  26. Satan's Little Helper

    I am glad this demented movie exists.

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  27. Halloween (1978)

    Thanks for a fun scary movie month!

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  28. Trick 'r Treat (2007, dir. Michael Dougherty)

    Been another fun month. Happy Halloween everyone!

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  29. Creature from the Black Lagoon (1954)
    The #1 Universal Monster… and still Champion!

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  30. Annabelle (2014)

    Not judging, but doll people are weird

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  31. THE PIT (1981, TUBI) with the FTM commentary track.

    Dream feature: "Johnny Peach Meets The Haverick"

    OR

    Third act ditches creepy kid, big improvement.

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  32. TALES OF HALLOWEEN (2015)

    Add this to "best final shots" list.

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  33. Boo! (1932 - 10 mins.) dir. Albert DeMond

    The Universal Monsters Mystery Science Theater episode.

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  34. Haunted Spooks (1920) dir. Hal Roach & Alfred J. Goulding

    Make racist comedy, lose fingers. Seems fair.

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  35. Totally Killer (2023)

    Little Sally Draper loved that rascal Snuff

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  36. Hell House, LLC (2015)

    Yep, that's upstate New York for you.

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  37. Sean S. Cunningham's DEEP STAR SIX (1989, BLU-RAY).

    Unlike "Halloween," "Abyss" rip-off yields no franchise.

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    Unhinged Miguel Ferrer more terrifying than creature.

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  38. Hell House, LLC II: The Abaddon Hotel (2018)

    Abaddon all hope ye who enter here.

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  39. Hell House, LLC III: Lake of Fire (2019)

    All Community Theater productions end like this.

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  40. Hell House, LLC Origins: The Carmichael Manor (2023)

    Latest entry in the "Clowned Footage" series.

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  41. As Above So Below (2014)

    Based on "Rick Steve's Guide to Hell."

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  42. Malum (2023)

    "Malum"... It's just fun to say... "Malum"

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  43. CORRIDORS OF BLOOD (1959, Dir. Robert Day)

    Boris discovers Karloffing gas, Lee suffocates differently

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  44. URBAN LEGENDS BLOODY MARY (2005, Dir. Mary Lambert)

    Proto Scary Stories with some shitty CGI

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  45. ROAD GAMES (1981, Dir. Richard Franklin)

    Listen, no snoring and no evil smells

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  46. TRICK R' TREAT (2007)

    Pumpkin mask kid is all of us.

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  47. Cobweb (2023)

    I wanted The People Under The Stairs.

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  48. -The Descent (2005)

    Relieved when troglodytes appear/claustrophobia takes backseat.

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  49. HAUSU (1977)

    Maybe I should buy a player piano.

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  50. The Boogeyman(2023 Dir. Rob Savage)

    Some good jump scares marred by mopiness
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    dead parent/savior ghost is getting tired.

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  51. BATTLE ROYALE (2000, Dir. Kinji Fukusaku)

    Most Xtreme High School Class elimination Challenge

    Ice cream with Takashi always seems terrifying

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  52. GHOSTBUSTERS (1984)

    When someone asks if you're a god...

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  53. Haunted Mansion (2023)

    Product placement is more blatant when spoken.

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    Definitely the least interesting Justin Simien film.

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  54. THE CABIN IN THE WOODS (2012)

    Do romcoms also have underground control rooms?

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  55. -John Carpenter's The Thing (1982)

    Drunk helicopter pilot temporarily delays world's ending.

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    Another scary movie month in the books!

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  57. DIMENSION HORROR PARODY PAIR! [One post, two reviews Mikko. :-D]

    Keenan Ivory Wayans' SCARY MOVIE (2000, MAX).

    Ghostface's stoned expressions actually hilarious. That's it.

    OR

    Still shocking 'Miss Mann' passed 'R' cut.

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    David Zucker's SCARY MOVIE 3.5: UNRATED (2003, BLU-RAY).

    NO WAY Fat Joe lost rap battle!

    OR

    Wayans out, Zuckers in. Makes little difference.

    OR

    Kevin Hart: tiny role for tiny performer.

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  58. Teeth (2007)

    Vagina dentata. Brainwasha religia. Stepbrotha repugna. Teeth!

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  59. Brian Cox in Michael Dougherty's TRICK 'R TREAT (2007, BLU-RAY).

    Kreeg, blackest sheep of the Logan clan.

    OR

    Short, sweet, entertaining. Naturally Warners shelved it.

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  60. THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW (1975)

    Hot patootie, bless my soul! Happy Halloween!

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  61. THE FOG (1980)

    Meet Atkins. Have sex. No explanation necessary.

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  62. TALES THAT WITNESS (1973, Dir. Freddie Francis)(each segment)

    MR. TIGER
    That better horror adaption of Christopher Robin

    PENNY FARTHING
    Bike ride into a Georges Seurat painting

    MEI
    Despite Joan Collins, wood gives him wood!

    LUAU
    A high brow retread of Blood Feast 

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  63. TRICK OR TREAT (1986, Dir. Charles Martin Smith)

    The "W" in WZLP resembles metal horns!

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  64. The Blob (1988)

    Dinosaurs ruled the earth... until the Blub!

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  65. LIFEFORCE (1985, Dir. Tobe Hooper)

    80s Hooper: Funhouse through Spontaneous, all bangers!

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  66. Return of the Living Dead (1985)

    Bowie style: There's a Tarman eating Suicide

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  67. From Beyond (1986)

    Who taught this dickhead to suck face?

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  68. WNUF Halloween Special (2013) dir. Chris LaMartina

    A nostalgic, disturbing and funny snuff film.

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  69. PIECES (1982 Dir. Juan Piquer Simón)

    Works as Popeye sequel/Sonny Boy prequel

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  70. [Thanks to FTM and everyone else who posted 7-word reviews this past month. So much fun to read everyone else's picks and choice quotes. :-) We conclude our October '23 crop of reviews with my 13th and last review of the last day of Scary Movie Month. A movie so nice I had to watch it/review it twice in a row...]

    John Boorman's EXORCIST II: THE HERETIC - 117 MIN. THEATRICAL VERSION (1977, SCREAM FACTORY BLU-RAY) with Scott Michael Bosco Commentary Track.

    Darth Vader bitch-slaps Friedkin ("Sorcerer"), Boorman (this).

    OR

    NYC penthouses without guardrails? Devil's in regulations.

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    John Boorman's EXORCIST II: THE HERETIC - 102 MIN. INTERNATIONAL/HOME VIDEO VERSION (1977, SCREAM FACTORY BLU-RAY) with Mike White (Projection Booth Podcast) Commentary Track.

    Ending: best cinematic representation of acronym 'LGTFOOH.'

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    RIDICULOUS! Still makes "Exorcist: Believer" its bitch.

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  71. Friday the 13th Part III (1982. Dir. Steve Miner)

    Wrong holiday, but iconic mask and score.

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  72. Midnight Mass (2021)

    Ended the month on a Flanagan revelation

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  73. Night of the Living Dead (1068) dir. George Romero

    Harry Cooper proves being a dick: lethal.

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    1. Damn, 1068??!! :-O Oldest movie/media ever!!! :-P

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  74. Well, we're officially in November now, so here comes the final review tally:

    Review count for day 31: 77
    Review total for the month: 1764

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    1. Yikes! Lowest review count since 2013. :-O Not a good trend, although just two years ago (during the waning period of the pandemic) we hit the peak.

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    2. Wish I could have participated a bit more this year. Started out strong, but I went back to school this year, and SMM coincided with midterms right in the middle of the month. After that it was hard for me to get back into SMM

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