THE HOUSE ON SORORITY ROW (1982)College girls these days have no respect.
The Last Broadcast (1998) dir. Stefan Avalos & Lance WeilerBoring, just like a real, crappy documentary.
Fiona Dourif in ON FIRE (2023, THEATERS) for the first time.Christians chased by hellish, CG-enhanced stock footage,OR'THE POWER OF CHRIST...' not available, sorry.
Hatchet III (2013, Dir. BJ McDonnell)Hodder definitively proves that less is Mears.
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Phenomena (1985)Dir: Dario ArgentoDo all forensic entomologists get a chimpanzee?
Exorcist Believer, dir David Gordon Green, 2023Not the worst Exorcism in the series
Deadstream, Joseph Winter & Vanessa Winter, 2022I was Smellypits in the comment section
Fright Night (1985)Girlfriend's Got a Date with Vampire Neighbor
Mesa of Lost Women (1953, dir. Ron Ormond & Herbert Tevos)I just learned what a mesa is.orDr. Aranya, Dr. Moreau's non-union Mexican equivalent.
Inferno Dir. Dario Argento 1980Each cat death loses a star. -12/5
RAWHEAD REX (1986)Priest/cryptid watersports scene? Must be Clive Barker.
US (2019 blu)Horror movie onion. Peele back the layers.
Friday the 13th: A New Beginning (1985, dir. Danny Steinmann)On tonight's menu: enchiladas and fucking slop.
What We Do In The Shadows (2014 dir. Taika Waititi, Jemaine Clement)Conscientious vampires don't feast on film crew.
Demon Seed (1977)It's like Rosemary's Baby for STEM kids.
Cobweb (2023)You got J Horror in my Craven!
JASON GOES TO HELL: THE FINAL FRIDAY (1993)Jason is a Deadite, deal with it.
THE EXORCIST (1973) Prequel pitch: Surgery scene is entire movie.
Night of the Demons (2010)Linnea Quigley cameo was the best part
Island of Lost Souls (1932)Mad Scientist isn't a long term career
Freddy vs. Jason (2003)So First Freddy but not First Jason?
The Invisible Maniac (1990)Looking forward to the sequel Invisible Agentiac.
EXORCIST II: THE HERETIC (1977) Locust scenes must've been fun to film.
Could you imagine working foley on this?
Underwater (2020)I love T.J. Miller.....getting fucking squished.
Re-Animator (1985, Dir. Stuart Gordon)Bigger budget expense: pencils or ecto cooler?
CobwebWould make good double feature with Parents.
The ExorcistI'm never eating split pea soup again.
Land of the Dead (2005) - First time watchPost zombie apocalypse, rich people still awful.
Blood Hook (1986)This movie really commits to the bait.
The Evil In Us (2016)All 20-somethings: annoying and flesh hungry.
Perfect Blue (1997)Behold, the internet! What could go wrong?
THE EXORCIST III (1990) This detective seems a lot kinder, man.
PET SEMATARY (1989):Needs less Dale Mikiff, more Crosby midriff.
EXORCIST: THE BEGINNING (2004) What the franchise needed, more CGI hyenas.
Child's Play 2 (1990, dir. John Lafia)Toy factory sequence is an all-timer.
Saw VI (2009, dir. Kevin Greutert)"Amanda was with Cecil when Jill lost Gideon..." (This is 8 words but it's a real quote from a Saw movie)
The Meg 2(2023 Dir Ben Wheatley)Summer movie should've been a Sommers movie
THE POPE’S EXORCIST (2023):Crowe is a gourmet grilled cheese sandwich.
The Invisible Man (2020)Carbon monoxide's not the only silent killer
PUMPKINHEAD (1988)Lance, get that kid to a hospital!
The Exorcist Believer (2023)This actually made me miss 'Prince Avalanche'
Slaxx (2020)My ass is killer in these pants
Crawl (2019)Ate Popeyes for salt with my Pepper
Dog Soldiers (2002)Just saying, some werewolves are pretty Pertwee
Saw VI (2009)Starting to think John has emotional problems.
The People under the Stairs (1991 Dir. Wes Craven)Original title "Reagonites in House" less catchy
DOMINION: PREQUEL TO THE EXORCIST (2005) Crap, this one also has CGI hyenas.
Eyes Without a Face (1960, Dir. Georges Franju)John Woo 2nd unit directed the ending.
Diabolique (1955, Dir. HG Clouzot)French word for ruin sounds like weiner
Phantom Of The Paradise (1974)Vinyl shortage caused by mans face
Saw III (2006, dir. Darren Lynn Bousman)Jigsaw second worst costar of Macfadyen's career.
Bride of Chucky | 1998 | Ronny YuOpening Credit Zombie Bop? A+ Film Already.
In the Mouth of Madness (1995)Outgrossed opening weekend by The Jerky Boys?
My friends cool dad brought us to Mouth Of Madness because he loved Carpenter. We then snuck into Jerky Boys because me and my friend were fans, because we were 10 years old. Just a fun memory.
Prey (2022)Which asshole decided against a theatrical release?
Scream (1996 dir. Wes Craven)Not the kinda Skeet shooting I know!
Cemetery Man, aka Dellamorte Dellamore (1994, Dir. Michele Soavi)Zom Com is a film genre, right?
The Gate (1987)Remember, the metalhead always has the answers.
THE HOUSE ON SORORITY ROW (1982)
ReplyDeleteCollege girls these days have no respect.
The Last Broadcast (1998) dir. Stefan Avalos & Lance Weiler
ReplyDeleteBoring, just like a real, crappy documentary.
Fiona Dourif in ON FIRE (2023, THEATERS) for the first time.
ReplyDeleteChristians chased by hellish, CG-enhanced stock footage,
OR
'THE POWER OF CHRIST...' not available, sorry.
Hatchet III (2013, Dir. BJ McDonnell)
ReplyDeleteHodder definitively proves that less is Mears.
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeletePhenomena (1985)
ReplyDeleteDir: Dario Argento
Do all forensic entomologists get a chimpanzee?
Exorcist Believer, dir David Gordon Green, 2023
ReplyDeleteNot the worst Exorcism in the series
Deadstream, Joseph Winter & Vanessa Winter, 2022
ReplyDeleteI was Smellypits in the comment section
Fright Night (1985)
ReplyDeleteGirlfriend's Got a Date with Vampire Neighbor
Mesa of Lost Women (1953, dir. Ron Ormond & Herbert Tevos)
ReplyDeleteI just learned what a mesa is.
or
Dr. Aranya, Dr. Moreau's non-union Mexican equivalent.
Inferno Dir. Dario Argento 1980
ReplyDeleteEach cat death loses a star. -12/5
RAWHEAD REX (1986)
ReplyDeletePriest/cryptid watersports scene? Must be Clive Barker.
US (2019 blu)
ReplyDeleteHorror movie onion. Peele back the layers.
Friday the 13th: A New Beginning (1985, dir. Danny Steinmann)
ReplyDeleteOn tonight's menu: enchiladas and fucking slop.
What We Do In The Shadows (2014 dir. Taika Waititi, Jemaine Clement)
ReplyDeleteConscientious vampires don't feast on film crew.
Demon Seed (1977)
ReplyDeleteIt's like Rosemary's Baby for STEM kids.
Cobweb (2023)
ReplyDeleteYou got J Horror in my Craven!
JASON GOES TO HELL: THE FINAL FRIDAY (1993)
ReplyDeleteJason is a Deadite, deal with it.
THE EXORCIST (1973)
ReplyDeletePrequel pitch: Surgery scene is entire movie.
Night of the Demons (2010)
ReplyDeleteLinnea Quigley cameo was the best part
Island of Lost Souls (1932)
ReplyDeleteMad Scientist isn't a long term career
Freddy vs. Jason (2003)
ReplyDeleteSo First Freddy but not First Jason?
The Invisible Maniac (1990)
ReplyDeleteLooking forward to the sequel Invisible Agentiac.
EXORCIST II: THE HERETIC (1977)
ReplyDeleteLocust scenes must've been fun to film.
Could you imagine working foley on this?
DeleteUnderwater (2020)
ReplyDeleteI love T.J. Miller.....getting fucking squished.
Re-Animator (1985, Dir. Stuart Gordon)
ReplyDeleteBigger budget expense: pencils or ecto cooler?
Cobweb
ReplyDeleteWould make good double feature with Parents.
The Exorcist
ReplyDeleteI'm never eating split pea soup again.
Land of the Dead (2005) - First time watch
ReplyDeletePost zombie apocalypse, rich people still awful.
Blood Hook (1986)
ReplyDeleteThis movie really commits to the bait.
The Evil In Us (2016)
ReplyDeleteAll 20-somethings: annoying and flesh hungry.
Perfect Blue (1997)
ReplyDeleteBehold, the internet! What could go wrong?
THE EXORCIST III (1990)
ReplyDeleteThis detective seems a lot kinder, man.
PET SEMATARY (1989):
ReplyDeleteNeeds less Dale Mikiff, more Crosby midriff.
EXORCIST: THE BEGINNING (2004)
ReplyDeleteWhat the franchise needed, more CGI hyenas.
Child's Play 2 (1990, dir. John Lafia)
ReplyDeleteToy factory sequence is an all-timer.
Saw VI (2009, dir. Kevin Greutert)
ReplyDelete"Amanda was with Cecil when Jill lost Gideon..." (This is 8 words but it's a real quote from a Saw movie)
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteThe Meg 2(2023 Dir Ben Wheatley)
DeleteSummer movie should've been a Sommers movie
THE POPE’S EXORCIST (2023):
ReplyDeleteCrowe is a gourmet grilled cheese sandwich.
The Invisible Man (2020)
ReplyDeleteCarbon monoxide's not the only silent killer
PUMPKINHEAD (1988)
ReplyDeleteLance, get that kid to a hospital!
The Exorcist Believer (2023)
ReplyDeleteThis actually made me miss 'Prince Avalanche'
Slaxx (2020)
ReplyDeleteMy ass is killer in these pants
Crawl (2019)
ReplyDeleteAte Popeyes for salt with my Pepper
Dog Soldiers (2002)
ReplyDeleteJust saying, some werewolves are pretty Pertwee
Saw VI (2009)
ReplyDeleteStarting to think John has emotional problems.
The People under the Stairs (1991 Dir. Wes Craven)
ReplyDeleteOriginal title "Reagonites in House" less catchy
DOMINION: PREQUEL TO THE EXORCIST (2005)
ReplyDeleteCrap, this one also has CGI hyenas.
Eyes Without a Face (1960, Dir. Georges Franju)
ReplyDeleteJohn Woo 2nd unit directed the ending.
Diabolique (1955, Dir. HG Clouzot)
ReplyDeleteFrench word for ruin sounds like weiner
Phantom Of The Paradise (1974)
ReplyDeleteVinyl shortage caused by mans face
Saw III (2006, dir. Darren Lynn Bousman)
ReplyDeleteJigsaw second worst costar of Macfadyen's career.
Bride of Chucky | 1998 | Ronny Yu
ReplyDeleteOpening Credit Zombie Bop? A+ Film Already.
In the Mouth of Madness (1995)
ReplyDeleteOutgrossed opening weekend by The Jerky Boys?
My friends cool dad brought us to Mouth Of Madness because he loved Carpenter. We then snuck into Jerky Boys because me and my friend were fans, because we were 10 years old. Just a fun memory.
DeletePrey (2022)
ReplyDeleteWhich asshole decided against a theatrical release?
Scream (1996 dir. Wes Craven)
ReplyDeleteNot the kinda Skeet shooting I know!
Cemetery Man, aka Dellamorte Dellamore (1994, Dir. Michele Soavi)
ReplyDeleteZom Com is a film genre, right?
The Gate (1987)
ReplyDeleteRemember, the metalhead always has the answers.