David Gordon Green's THE EXORCIST: BELIEVER (2023, DOLBY CINEMA) for the first time.Strong first act. Falls apart afterwards. Bummer.ORRanking:--"Howdy!"--Scissoring.--"Pazuuuuuzzuuuuu!"--Blumhouse.--"Dominion."--Harlin's.ORMorale of story: DON'T EVER VISIT HAITI.
Claudio Fragasso's TROLL 2 (1990, AMAZON PRIME).Uoy oot IIiw annaw ssip no ytilatipsoh.ORGrandpa Seth, afterlife's most coordinate-challenged goblin warior.
SCREAM AND SCREAM AGAIN (1970)Unfortunately, more like 'Snore and Snore Again'.
Phantom of the Megaplex (2000 dir Blair Treu)Brings you the ultimate immersive movie experience.orWasn't expecting the hero slaying a dragon.
Saw X (2023 Theatrical XD)Cant divorce this series. Kramer vs Kramer. orA tenth franchise entry this good? Puzzling!
Victor Crowley (2017, Dir. Adam Green)All kills overshadowed by pregnant woman drowning.
PHENOMENA (2023) When your Ouija is not very bougie.
I Know What You Did Last SummerI Know What You Did Last Summer!
Audrey Rose (1977)Winona loves this one – you should too!
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Saw VI (2009)Does my HMO cover reverse bear trap?
Leviathan (1989) It’s nothing LIKE Alien! *Tim Robinson stare*
Near Dark(1987). No one kicks glASS like Bill Paxton
Tucker and Dale vs Evil(2010) Abbott/ Costellos "whos on first" horror comedy
Ravenous (1999)I mean Guy Pierce is a snack
V/H/S/85 (2023)Wait, they made eighty five of these?
Child's Play 2 (1990)Minus murders, foster dad worse than Chucky.
The Manster (1959, Dir. George P Breakston, Kenneth G Crane)As expected, he DID do some man-splaining!
DR. JEKYLL AND SISTER HYDE (1971) The genderbending that you bend so well.
Daughters of Satan (1972)Boring, but Tom Selleck stars in it.
The Company of Wolves (1984)Dir: Neil JordanRemember when that werewolf decapitated Angela Lansbury?
The Gate II: Trespassers (1990)aka Terry and His Craptabulous Wishing Minion
EARTH VS. THE FLYING SAUCERS (1956) Aliens defeated by the power of bureaucracy.
The Frighteners (1996)Dir: Peter JacksonI forgot the judge was so horny!alsoI miss Michael J. Fox so much.
AMYTHEST (2016) Lucy in the sky with purple tinting.
Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer (1986)Convenience store clerk handles Bears insult intelligently.
The Night House (2020)Can someone write Rebecca Hall a Rom-Com?
Re-Animator (1985) (Integral Version)Herbert West isn’t even the creepiest one.
Pet Sematary (1989, Dir. Mary Lambert)Sometimes, Judd, your plan is not better.
Totally Killer (2023)Is Lochlyn Munro an upgrade from Hubie?
Saw IV (2007, dir. Darren Lynn Bousman)Can't see Lorelai as a cop's wife.
The Fly(1986 Dir David Cronenberg) Science movies real secret is great chemistry
Totally Killer (2023)Just make Happy Death Day 3, Blumhouse.
PHANTOM OF THE PARADISE (1974) "She's singing to bring down the glam!"
RESIDENT EVIL: WELCOME TO RACCOON CITY (2021): Two games I love, blended on high.
Totally Killer (2023)Back to the Future: with teenage murders
Evil Dead 2 (1987)Alternate Title: Chainsaws and Boomsticks
The Ring (2002, dir. Gore Verbinski)Instead of less I want more Verbinski.
V/H/S/85. (2023)Watched movie on eyephone with technoglove. Fantastic
They Live (1988)Keith David can punch friend me anytime
Matinee (1993)Best Dante movie not featuring Brain Gremlin.
John Carpenter's Vampires (1998)James Woods affectively again plays total assholeOrRandom thought, wish this starred Burt Reynolds
-Evil Dead II (1987)Cuts off hand to spite his...hand.
VHS 85 (2023)Please stop over-explaining why characters continue filming!
Bats (1999, Dir. Louis Morneau) - Bats? Viruses? Evil white guys? Just great.
V/H/S 85(2023 Dir. A bunch of folks)Really captures that aerobic eighties spirit perfectly
Insidious (2011)Dir: James WanI’m never tiptoeing through the tulips again.
The Wrath of Becky (2023)Just a T.J. Miller away from Deadpool
The Exorcist (1973)Fifty years later, as powerful as ever.
Raven's Hollow (2022)Not good, but some gnarly crime scenes
Had myself a mini monster movie marathon tonight.Critters (1986)The Trouble with Tribbles... oops, sorry, "Crites".Leviathan (1989)"Wet Bandit" upgraded to "Wet Sex Offender".C.H.U.D. (1984)The real monster was always the politician.
Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993)Yup. Regular movie. Nothing weird at all.
The Being | 1981 | Jackie KongNuclear eggs go bad, Landau’s pay-check didn’t.
Stage Fright (2014) dir. Jerome SableNeeded less Meat Loaf, more Minnie Driver.
I'll post these daily here as well as Twitter (or whatever it's called these days) from now on.Review count for day 6: 56Review total after day 6: 392
David Gordon Green's THE EXORCIST: BELIEVER (2023, DOLBY CINEMA) for the first time.
ReplyDeleteStrong first act. Falls apart afterwards. Bummer.
OR
Ranking:
--"Howdy!"
--Scissoring.
--"Pazuuuuuzzuuuuu!"
--Blumhouse.
--"Dominion."
--Harlin's.
OR
Morale of story: DON'T EVER VISIT HAITI.
Claudio Fragasso's TROLL 2 (1990, AMAZON PRIME).
ReplyDeleteUoy oot IIiw annaw ssip no ytilatipsoh.
OR
Grandpa Seth, afterlife's most coordinate-challenged goblin warior.
SCREAM AND SCREAM AGAIN (1970)
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, more like 'Snore and Snore Again'.
Phantom of the Megaplex (2000 dir Blair Treu)
ReplyDeleteBrings you the ultimate immersive movie experience.
or
Wasn't expecting the hero slaying a dragon.
Saw X (2023 Theatrical XD)
ReplyDeleteCant divorce this series. Kramer vs Kramer.
or
A tenth franchise entry this good? Puzzling!
Victor Crowley (2017, Dir. Adam Green)
ReplyDeleteAll kills overshadowed by pregnant woman drowning.
PHENOMENA (2023)
ReplyDeleteWhen your Ouija is not very bougie.
I Know What You Did Last Summer
ReplyDeleteI Know What You Did Last Summer!
Audrey Rose (1977)
ReplyDeleteWinona loves this one – you should too!
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ReplyDeleteSaw VI (2009)
ReplyDeleteDoes my HMO cover reverse bear trap?
Leviathan (1989)
ReplyDeleteIt’s nothing LIKE Alien! *Tim Robinson stare*
Near Dark(1987). No one kicks glASS like Bill Paxton
ReplyDeleteTucker and Dale vs Evil(2010) Abbott/ Costellos "whos on first" horror comedy
ReplyDeleteRavenous (1999)
ReplyDeleteI mean Guy Pierce is a snack
V/H/S/85 (2023)
ReplyDeleteWait, they made eighty five of these?
Child's Play 2 (1990)
ReplyDeleteMinus murders, foster dad worse than Chucky.
The Manster (1959, Dir. George P Breakston, Kenneth G Crane)
ReplyDeleteAs expected, he DID do some man-splaining!
DR. JEKYLL AND SISTER HYDE (1971)
ReplyDeleteThe genderbending that you bend so well.
Daughters of Satan (1972)
ReplyDeleteBoring, but Tom Selleck stars in it.
The Company of Wolves (1984)
ReplyDeleteDir: Neil Jordan
Remember when that werewolf decapitated Angela Lansbury?
The Gate II: Trespassers (1990)
ReplyDeleteaka Terry and His Craptabulous Wishing Minion
EARTH VS. THE FLYING SAUCERS (1956)
ReplyDeleteAliens defeated by the power of bureaucracy.
The Frighteners (1996)
ReplyDeleteDir: Peter Jackson
I forgot the judge was so horny!
also
I miss Michael J. Fox so much.
AMYTHEST (2016)
ReplyDeleteLucy in the sky with purple tinting.
Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer (1986)
ReplyDeleteConvenience store clerk handles Bears insult intelligently.
The Night House (2020)
ReplyDeleteCan someone write Rebecca Hall a Rom-Com?
Re-Animator (1985) (Integral Version)
ReplyDeleteHerbert West isn’t even the creepiest one.
Pet Sematary (1989, Dir. Mary Lambert)
ReplyDeleteSometimes, Judd, your plan is not better.
Totally Killer (2023)
ReplyDeleteIs Lochlyn Munro an upgrade from Hubie?
Saw IV (2007, dir. Darren Lynn Bousman)
ReplyDeleteCan't see Lorelai as a cop's wife.
The Fly(1986 Dir David Cronenberg)
ReplyDeleteScience movies real secret is great chemistry
Totally Killer (2023)
ReplyDeleteJust make Happy Death Day 3, Blumhouse.
PHANTOM OF THE PARADISE (1974)
ReplyDelete"She's singing to bring down the glam!"
RESIDENT EVIL: WELCOME TO RACCOON CITY (2021):
ReplyDeleteTwo games I love, blended on high.
Totally Killer (2023)
ReplyDeleteBack to the Future: with teenage murders
Evil Dead 2 (1987)
ReplyDeleteAlternate Title: Chainsaws and Boomsticks
The Ring (2002, dir. Gore Verbinski)
ReplyDeleteInstead of less I want more Verbinski.
V/H/S/85. (2023)
ReplyDeleteWatched movie on eyephone with technoglove. Fantastic
They Live (1988)
ReplyDeleteKeith David can punch friend me anytime
Matinee (1993)
ReplyDeleteBest Dante movie not featuring Brain Gremlin.
John Carpenter's Vampires (1998)
ReplyDeleteJames Woods affectively again plays total asshole
Or
Random thought, wish this starred Burt Reynolds
-Evil Dead II (1987)
ReplyDeleteCuts off hand to spite his...hand.
VHS 85 (2023)
ReplyDeletePlease stop over-explaining why characters continue filming!
Bats (1999, Dir. Louis Morneau) - Bats? Viruses? Evil white guys? Just great.
ReplyDeleteV/H/S 85(2023 Dir. A bunch of folks)
ReplyDeleteReally captures that aerobic eighties spirit perfectly
Insidious (2011)
ReplyDeleteDir: James Wan
I’m never tiptoeing through the tulips again.
The Wrath of Becky (2023)
ReplyDeleteJust a T.J. Miller away from Deadpool
The Exorcist (1973)
ReplyDeleteFifty years later, as powerful as ever.
Raven's Hollow (2022)
ReplyDeleteNot good, but some gnarly crime scenes
Had myself a mini monster movie marathon tonight.
ReplyDeleteCritters (1986)
The Trouble with Tribbles... oops, sorry, "Crites".
Leviathan (1989)
"Wet Bandit" upgraded to "Wet Sex Offender".
C.H.U.D. (1984)
The real monster was always the politician.
Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993)
ReplyDeleteYup. Regular movie. Nothing weird at all.
The Being | 1981 | Jackie Kong
ReplyDeleteNuclear eggs go bad, Landau’s pay-check didn’t.
Stage Fright (2014) dir. Jerome Sable
ReplyDeleteNeeded less Meat Loaf, more Minnie Driver.
I'll post these daily here as well as Twitter (or whatever it's called these days) from now on.
ReplyDeleteReview count for day 6: 56
Review total after day 6: 392