Cat People, dir Jaques Tourneur, 1942My Pussy Cat gets angry too, sometimes
Horror of Dracula (1958)Emcee Hammer says: "stop, exsanguinate and listen"
The Hitcher (1986) Rutger Hauer? More like Rude-Boy Hauer!
The Invisible Man (2020)Lacking in Hollow Man dick; still enjoyable.
Alligator (1980 TV Edit Blu Ray (included with UHD))Bite into this Jaws ripoff! Later Alligator.
No One Will Save You (2023, Dir. Brian Duffield)Aliens fuck with obvious future serial killer.
The Exorcist: BelieverWho died leaving Green in charge?...... oh.
Wow! 😳🙀😅
The Prowler (1981)Much more murdering than there's prowling. Fooled!OrProwler, very cute name for a cat?
Firestarter 2022Where there's CGI smoke, there's CGI fire.
Suspiria (2018)"Honey, which ballet are...OH, WITCH BALLET!"
BLOODSUCKING PHAOROHS IN PITTSBURGH (1991) Oh, it’s a “comedy.” In quotation marks.
Saw VIWinslow family suffered a tragic loss today.
Orphan*Insert Bart Simpson tugging at collar GIF*
THE COMEDY OF TERRORS (1963)Good news: hilarity does, in fact, ensue!
Phantom of the Paradise (1974)BDP's pure excess grown wild to perfection.
Pet sematary bloodlines (2023)Kinda It kinda Pet sematary kinda good?
The Red Queen Kills 7 Times (1972, Dir. Emilio Miraglia) Occurs before yelling "checkmate" in ULTIMATE chess!
From Beyond (1986) Vinegar Syndrome 4K (Looks Killer!)Head twisting, eyeball sucking, goopy gory fun!
The Thing (1982)Kinda sad Windows never experienced Windows 95...
Pet Sematary (1989)Great double feature with Field of Dreams
THE POPE'S EXORCIST (2023):Oscar campaign for the Vespa starts now.
NO ONE WILL SAVE YOU (2023 dir. Brian Duffield)Wait, what happened to her Mom then?
The Boogeyman (2023)Pro tip: keep all your lights on.
PSYCHO GOREMAN (2020) Little girl is scarier than the monster.
Insidious: Chapter 2 (2013)Dir: James WanThe words malignant and conjure are spoken.
Dracula Has Risen From the Grave (1968, Dir. Freddie Francis)Tavern serving blood sausage, perfect Dracula hideout!
Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation (1995) McConaughey should've made ten more of these.
Son of Frankenstein (1939)Karloff, Lugosi, Rathbone - that's all you need.
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Pay the Ghost (2015)Cage ditched for daytime trick-or-treating. Dick move.
Hollow Man (2000 dir. Paul Verhoeven)Must, resist, staring at fleshy Bacon penis.
Piranha 3D (2010)Hornier than Andy Sidaris watching Spike TV
The Strangers: Prey at Night (2018)Hey, we should split up: The Movie
Pearl (2022) - First time watchAndy Serkis as the alligator was tremendous.Also...Why wasn't Mia Goth nominated for this?!
Child's Play 3 (1991) Jesus wept when he saw this sequel.
World War Z (2013)Fight zombies with an ice cold Pepsi
Nanny (2022)The Fran Drescher jump scare got me.
Saw V (2008, dir. David Hackl)Would it kill Jigsaw to clean up?
Totally KillerI was born in 1987. I'm old.
Happy Death DayDeath by cupcake. That's not too bad.
LEMORA: A CHILD'S TALE OF THE SUPERNATURAL (1973) Okay, who ordered the gothic fairy tale?
I am a big fan of this one.
Serial Lover (1998)Woman has boyfriends, kills them by accidents
VAMPYR (1932, Dir. Carl Th. Dreyer) Excellent shadowplay! I can make a bird...
Talk to Me (2022)I wonder if that hand gets washed...
DOLLY DEADLY (2016) I wonder if Rob Zombie's seen this.
Halloween (2018)Monster Trapping: Multi-generational bonding at it's finest
The Boogeyman (2023)Trauma horror is the new popped collars.
The Omen (1976)Surprising to nobody: the antichrist is Italian
It Came From Outer Space (1953)It did! It came from outer space!
Saw: The Final Chapter (2010)Dudes get trapped just for being cucks.
The Exorcist II The Heretic, John Boorman, 1977Wasn't expecting a Jurassic Park Dominion prequel OrSay Pazuzu, a demon get it's wings
The New Kids (1985. Dir. Sean Cunningham). James Spader's Pretty in Pink audition tape.
The Return of the Vampire (1943. Dir. Lew Landers). Didn't expect Nazis in my Dracula movie.
-Army of Darkness (1992)Ash still assuming every deadite is Christian.
Psycho 2 (1983)Norman becomes a pianist! Oops, Freudian slip.OrTherapist here: worried about psychiatrist's other patients
Aliens (1986)Burke would have absolutely voted for Trump
-The Howling (1981)Giuliani shut down the werewolf peepshows, too!?!
THE POPE'S EXORCIST (2023) I assumed he'd be exorcising the Pope.
Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989, dir. Dominique Othenin-Girard)SPOILERS: Rachel and the audience deserved better.
Komodo (1999. Dir. Michael Lantieri). Creature feature more fun than Jurassic Park.
Homebodies (1974)Like Cocoon, but with way more murdering
The Boogeyman (2023)Watch for the tooth gag... pun intended
Resurrection (1999)Poor man’s Se7en, more like a four
The Fly (1986)Bizarro version: Fly becomes Goldblum, girlfriend delighted.
Hocus Pocus (1993)This movie just makes me really happy
Dead of Night (1977)Sometimes it's good to not have stairs
The Serpent and the Rainbow (1988) dir. Wes Craven Spiked through scrotum? Yeaaaah, never going back.
Totally Killer (2023)Dir: Nahnatchka KhanTime travel tale told through teenage terror.
Coherence (2014 dir. James Ward Birkit)Hello darkness, my new friends...
Pieces (1981)That ending - a ball grabbing good time!
SHIVER OF THE VAMPIRES (1971) Vampires sure love being naughty, don’t they?
Dead Silence (2007)Were the auditions held at a Wahlburgers?
-John Carpenter's Prince of Darkness (1987)"...and alien Jesus CAST DOWN liquid Satan!"
Messiah of Evil (1973)Grocery store and movie theater scenes rip
The Severed Arm (1973. Dir. Tom Alderman). Friends don't let friends feed on them.
Scarecrows (1988. Dir. William Wesley). They scare the stuffing into you.
Review count for day 7: 75Review total after day 7: 467
Cat People, dir Jaques Tourneur, 1942
ReplyDeleteMy Pussy Cat gets angry too, sometimes
Horror of Dracula (1958)
ReplyDeleteEmcee Hammer says: "stop, exsanguinate and listen"
The Hitcher (1986)
ReplyDeleteRutger Hauer? More like Rude-Boy Hauer!
The Invisible Man (2020)
ReplyDeleteLacking in Hollow Man dick; still enjoyable.
Alligator (1980 TV Edit Blu Ray (included with UHD))
ReplyDeleteBite into this Jaws ripoff! Later Alligator.
No One Will Save You (2023, Dir. Brian Duffield)
ReplyDeleteAliens fuck with obvious future serial killer.
The Exorcist: Believer
ReplyDeleteWho died leaving Green in charge?...... oh.
Wow! 😳🙀😅
DeleteThe Prowler (1981)
ReplyDeleteMuch more murdering than there's prowling. Fooled!
Or
Prowler, very cute name for a cat?
Firestarter 2022
ReplyDeleteWhere there's CGI smoke, there's CGI fire.
Suspiria (2018)
ReplyDelete"Honey, which ballet are...OH, WITCH BALLET!"
BLOODSUCKING PHAOROHS IN PITTSBURGH (1991)
ReplyDeleteOh, it’s a “comedy.” In quotation marks.
Saw VI
ReplyDeleteWinslow family suffered a tragic loss today.
Orphan
ReplyDelete*Insert Bart Simpson tugging at collar GIF*
THE COMEDY OF TERRORS (1963)
ReplyDeleteGood news: hilarity does, in fact, ensue!
Phantom of the Paradise (1974)
ReplyDeleteBDP's pure excess grown wild to perfection.
Pet sematary bloodlines (2023)
ReplyDeleteKinda It kinda Pet sematary kinda good?
The Red Queen Kills 7 Times (1972, Dir. Emilio Miraglia)
ReplyDeleteOccurs before yelling "checkmate" in ULTIMATE chess!
From Beyond (1986) Vinegar Syndrome 4K (Looks Killer!)
ReplyDeleteHead twisting, eyeball sucking, goopy gory fun!
The Thing (1982)
ReplyDeleteKinda sad Windows never experienced Windows 95...
Pet Sematary (1989)
ReplyDeleteGreat double feature with Field of Dreams
THE POPE'S EXORCIST (2023):
ReplyDeleteOscar campaign for the Vespa starts now.
NO ONE WILL SAVE YOU (2023 dir. Brian Duffield)
ReplyDeleteWait, what happened to her Mom then?
The Boogeyman (2023)
ReplyDeletePro tip: keep all your lights on.
PSYCHO GOREMAN (2020)
ReplyDeleteLittle girl is scarier than the monster.
Insidious: Chapter 2 (2013)
ReplyDeleteDir: James Wan
The words malignant and conjure are spoken.
Dracula Has Risen From the Grave (1968, Dir. Freddie Francis)
ReplyDeleteTavern serving blood sausage, perfect Dracula hideout!
Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation (1995)
ReplyDeleteMcConaughey should've made ten more of these.
Son of Frankenstein (1939)
ReplyDeleteKarloff, Lugosi, Rathbone - that's all you need.
💯
DeletePay the Ghost (2015)
ReplyDeleteCage ditched for daytime trick-or-treating. Dick move.
Hollow Man (2000 dir. Paul Verhoeven)
ReplyDeleteMust, resist, staring at fleshy Bacon penis.
Piranha 3D (2010)
ReplyDeleteHornier than Andy Sidaris watching Spike TV
The Strangers: Prey at Night (2018)
ReplyDeleteHey, we should split up: The Movie
Pearl (2022) - First time watch
ReplyDeleteAndy Serkis as the alligator was tremendous.
Also...
Why wasn't Mia Goth nominated for this?!
Child's Play 3 (1991)
ReplyDeleteJesus wept when he saw this sequel.
World War Z (2013)
ReplyDeleteFight zombies with an ice cold Pepsi
Nanny (2022)
ReplyDeleteThe Fran Drescher jump scare got me.
Saw V (2008, dir. David Hackl)
ReplyDeleteWould it kill Jigsaw to clean up?
Totally Killer
ReplyDeleteI was born in 1987. I'm old.
Happy Death Day
ReplyDeleteDeath by cupcake. That's not too bad.
LEMORA: A CHILD'S TALE OF THE SUPERNATURAL (1973)
ReplyDeleteOkay, who ordered the gothic fairy tale?
I am a big fan of this one.
DeleteSerial Lover (1998)
ReplyDeleteWoman has boyfriends, kills them by accidents
VAMPYR (1932, Dir. Carl Th. Dreyer)
ReplyDeleteExcellent shadowplay! I can make a bird...
Talk to Me (2022)
ReplyDeleteI wonder if that hand gets washed...
DOLLY DEADLY (2016)
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Rob Zombie's seen this.
Halloween (2018)
ReplyDeleteMonster Trapping: Multi-generational bonding at it's finest
The Boogeyman (2023)
ReplyDeleteTrauma horror is the new popped collars.
The Omen (1976)
ReplyDeleteSurprising to nobody: the antichrist is Italian
It Came From Outer Space (1953)
ReplyDeleteIt did! It came from outer space!
Saw: The Final Chapter (2010)
ReplyDeleteDudes get trapped just for being cucks.
The Exorcist II The Heretic, John Boorman, 1977
ReplyDeleteWasn't expecting a Jurassic Park Dominion prequel
Or
Say Pazuzu, a demon get it's wings
The New Kids (1985. Dir. Sean Cunningham).
ReplyDeleteJames Spader's Pretty in Pink audition tape.
The Return of the Vampire (1943. Dir. Lew Landers).
ReplyDeleteDidn't expect Nazis in my Dracula movie.
-Army of Darkness (1992)
ReplyDeleteAsh still assuming every deadite is Christian.
Psycho 2 (1983)
ReplyDeleteNorman becomes a pianist! Oops, Freudian slip.
Or
Therapist here: worried about psychiatrist's other patients
Aliens (1986)
ReplyDeleteBurke would have absolutely voted for Trump
-The Howling (1981)
ReplyDeleteGiuliani shut down the werewolf peepshows, too!?!
THE POPE'S EXORCIST (2023)
ReplyDeleteI assumed he'd be exorcising the Pope.
Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989, dir. Dominique Othenin-Girard)
ReplyDeleteSPOILERS: Rachel and the audience deserved better.
Komodo (1999. Dir. Michael Lantieri).
ReplyDeleteCreature feature more fun than Jurassic Park.
Homebodies (1974)
ReplyDeleteLike Cocoon, but with way more murdering
The Boogeyman (2023)
ReplyDeleteWatch for the tooth gag... pun intended
Resurrection (1999)
ReplyDeletePoor man’s Se7en, more like a four
The Fly (1986)
ReplyDeleteBizarro version: Fly becomes Goldblum, girlfriend delighted.
Hocus Pocus (1993)
ReplyDeleteThis movie just makes me really happy
Dead of Night (1977)
ReplyDeleteSometimes it's good to not have stairs
The Serpent and the Rainbow (1988) dir. Wes Craven
ReplyDeleteSpiked through scrotum? Yeaaaah, never going back.
Totally Killer (2023)
ReplyDeleteDir: Nahnatchka Khan
Time travel tale told through teenage terror.
Coherence (2014 dir. James Ward Birkit)
ReplyDeleteHello darkness, my new friends...
Pieces (1981)
ReplyDeleteThat ending - a ball grabbing good time!
SHIVER OF THE VAMPIRES (1971)
ReplyDeleteVampires sure love being naughty, don’t they?
Dead Silence (2007)
ReplyDeleteWere the auditions held at a Wahlburgers?
-John Carpenter's Prince of Darkness (1987)
ReplyDelete"...and alien Jesus CAST DOWN liquid Satan!"
Messiah of Evil (1973)
ReplyDeleteGrocery store and movie theater scenes rip
The Severed Arm (1973. Dir. Tom Alderman).
ReplyDeleteFriends don't let friends feed on them.
Scarecrows (1988. Dir. William Wesley). They scare the stuffing into you.
ReplyDeleteReview count for day 7: 75
ReplyDeleteReview total after day 7: 467