Open Graves (2009)Eliza DushkuPlays NecroJumanjiconAnd hijinks ensue
Steve Miner's FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 2 (1981, SCREAM FACTORY BLU-RAY).Amy Steel: "THE (slasher genre's) WOMAN KING."ORLuckiest bitch at this summer camp? Muffin.
David Nelson's DEATH SCREAMS (1982, ARROW BLU-RAY) for the first time.Chased by killer? Hide in merry-go-round. -FACEPALM-ORHit-and-miss 'till batshit crazy final 10 minutes.
Tales from the Crypt presents: Ritual (2002) dir. Avi Nesher Came for jokes. Stayed for sweaty Grey.
Scott Mann's FALL: UNRATED (2022, 4K UHD). First time seeing the movie unrated in 4K.Extra human-on-voulcher, eye-gouging gore. Tons more profanity.ORDrowning Pool's "Bodies" MIA from soundtrack? FAIL!
IT (2017)Bill Hader very convincing as young boy
IT CHAPTER 2 (2019)Bill Hader very convincing as grown man
IT Miniseries (1990)Tim Curry? More like Tim is scurry!!!
As Above, So Below (2014, Dir. John Erick Dowdle)Explores an ancient American fear: The French!
Wrong Turn. (2003, Dir. Rob Schmidt.) That first hellbilly wasn't steering you wrong.
The Addams Family (1991 dir. Barry Sonnenfeld)We really didn't appreciate Raul Julia enough
Wolfcop, dir Lowell Dean, 2014That werewolf is a surprisingly gentle lover
Re-Animator (1985) Unrated VersionMuch better pace than the Integral Version.
Totally Killer, dir Nahnatchka Khan, 2023 We've finally normalised and accepted time travel
THE DEVIL'S RAIN (1975)Drink whenever Shatner yells KHAN - sorry, CORVIS.
STAKE LAND (2010)Kelly McGillis should have been the lead.
Jeepers Creepers: Reborn (2022 DVD)Winner! (For worst Scary Movie Month movie)
The Invisible Man (1933)Dr. Griffin. Worst Naked Attraction guest ever.
Saw VI (2009, dir. Kevin Greutert)Rodrick's pranks have finally gone too far.
CARMILLA THE MOVIE (2017) Vampire birthday cakes should become a trope.
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Til Death Do Us Part (2023)This movie is just plain boring crap
Totally Killer (2022)GenZ versus GenX totally fun slasher flick.
BONES AND ALL (2023) Strange episode of Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives.
My Bloody Valentine (2009)Tom Atkins takes one on the chin
ParaNorman (2012) dir. Sam Fell & Chris ButlerAlvin’s hand was on Courtney’s butt (giggle).
CHILD’S PLAY 2 (1989):Does Sarah Palmer know ANY normal children?
One Hour Photo (2002)Robin Williams had me in stitches man
Also...Clark Gregg, Eric Lasalle, Robin Williams... Perfection
IT Chapters 1 & 2 | 2017 & 2019 | Andy MuschiettiA Pennywise Not Saved is $1,250,000,000 (Worldwide) Earned
WE’RE ALL GOING TO THE WORLD’S FAIR (2021) Better this than another Fortnite Twitch streamer.
No One Will Save You (2023)Felt kinda bad for that first alien.
Horrors of Dracula | 1958 | Terence FisherBritish Tooth Fangs Not the Serve You Think
Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead (2006)Explosive diarrhea notwithstanding, still better than Cats
Phantoms (1998, dir. Joe Chappelle)Expected multiple Billy Zanes. I was disappointed.
The Craft (1996, Dir. Andrew Fleming). I don't understand their school's uniform policy.
The Midnight Hour (1985)Geordie gets his own standalone holodeck episode
El Conde (2023)That's how you get (a)head in life.
CAT PEOPLE (1942) They could’ve made relationship work, hairballs notwithstanding.
My Bloody Valentine (1981)she's mine and the mine's mine too.
Dracula A.D. | 1972 | Alan GibsonLee and Cushing Fight Common Enemy - Grooviness
Happy Death Day (2017)How is she not a bigger star?
The Exorcist III (1990)The power of finishing franchises compelled me
Perfect Blue (1997)What happens when musicians switch to acting.
The Haunted Mansion (2023)The scariest thing in this is Leto.
His House (2020)Is it rats in walls or trauma?
The Empty Man (2020)Needs more Lovecraftian horror, less detective thriller.
House of 1000 Corpses (2003)Now I wanna rewatch all Robs films.
House of 1000 Corpses (2003)Still as great as I remembered it.
Ernest Scared Stupid (1991, Dir. John R. Cherry III). My first Ernest movie, and my last.
In the Mouth of Madness (1995)“And that’s why we started banning books …”
TUCKER AND DALE VS EVIL (2010):Never judge appearances. Unless it’s frat boys.
BLOOD FEAST (1963):It makes 67 minutes feel like 607.
The Exorcist III (1990)This Kinderman wouldn't ask for an autograph.
Happy Death Day 2U (2019)Same as before, but with more explanation
Blood For Dracula | 1974 | Paul MorrisseyNot Another Pro-Marxist Incestuous Lesbian Vampire Movie.
TOTALLY KILLER (2023) ‘80s teens speak entirely in 2020s quips.
The Neon Demon (2016)Feature length, completely demented perfume commercial, amirite!
Frankenstein (1931)I can feel him hitting that windmill
The Invisible Man (1933)My favorite of the Universal Monster movies
The Love Witch (2016)Elaine’s amazing technicolor dreamcoat, with witch cups!
Haunted Mansion (2023)It's just kinda there but not bad
-David Cronenberg's The Brood (1979)Will extreme indifference create the same result?
-Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)Lucy Westenra: sideboob as an art form.
VAL (2021) Not the Kilmer one. The boring one.
The Birds (1963)We're gonna need a bigger seed bell !
Phantom of the Paradise (1974)Sold my soul to Rock and Roll!
Talk to Me (2023 Dir Danny and Michael Philippou)A24 where the A stands for anguish!
Or Don Cheadle was awesome. Wasn't scary though
DEADLY LESSONS (1983, Dir. William Wiard) Slasher without slashes like smut without smut
Split (2016)Secret sequel! Less exciting after seeing Glass
The Blob (1988)The coolest Kevin Dillon has ever been
BODIES BODIES BODIES (2022 dir. Halina Reijn)New TikTok craze: The Carotid Gush
VIDEODROME (1983 dir. David Cronenberg)I think my Beta hole is infected...
Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)Halloween or Christmas? Well why not both?
Let’s Kill Uncle (1966)On second thought, let’s NOT kill uncle.
Review count for day 8: 74Review total after day 8: 541
THE CONJURING (2013)Well, they are just a little superstitious.
THE MUNSTERS (2022)Memo to Rob Zombie: NOT ENOUGH COLOR